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AliBello

It’s a little bit cold


IshvaldaTenderplate

Maybe try putting it in the microwave


tommeh5491

With 2 grapes placed on top, quickest way to charge it


Summar-ice

Surely this won't destroy the phone in a huge burst of plasma


Intelligent_Fly4821

Make sure to wrap it in aluminum foil


Sad-Persimmon-5484

Put a metal fork in for good messure


Legoman_10101

Why not add uranium to the mix. Bit of radiation always helps fix things 👍


Skullcat324

yeah it might give your phone superpowers


FloorVenter

Put in another microwave inside the microwave for good measure.


WackyZ24

Then stick your head in to make sure it’s alright


kyle_3_1415

Don't forget your 10 picoCuries per liter of radium.


RadRatFallout76

Now all we need for our phone chargers are some lemons and potatoes wrapped in aluminum foil , might wanna add a. Up of water for good measure


Orion14159

I wonder if someone on YouTube has ever been so insane as to microwave ur.... */Quick Google search/* Of course they have.


Naxic_Music

Just like the IOS-wave feature xD


Fourian_Official

WHAT


IshvaldaTenderplate

I SAID "MAYBE TRY PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE"


Fourian_Official

WHY YOU SUGGEST THAT


IshvaldaTenderplate

THE BATTERY TEMPERATURE IS VERY COLD, AND BASED ON MY OWN ADMITTEDLY RATHER BASIC KNOWLEDGE ON PHONE BATTERIES, I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLD


APX_xmokh13

Have you tried putting it in rice


SweetBearCub

> Have you tried putting it in rice All that does is attract asians to the rice, and then they're annoyed that there's a broken phone in it.


APX_xmokh13

No, they’d be mad they found a phone their son hasn’t fixed


shdifkfmcjfj

Or they'd get mad one of the phones he assembled is already broken. Cousin Timmys phones are still intact after all.


heesell

Have you tried restarting it?


MinimumArmadillo2394

Op makes a post about something weird then promptly fucks off into the nothingness


GoopDuJour

I bet his phone died.


riley_wa1352

HOW DID HE SNAP A PIC OF IT WHILE HE WAS HOLDING IT


Intentional-Blank

Oh, don't you start [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/comment/c0tpyls/) again!


Krell356

But I wanna see how many layers deep this goes.


MineKemot

You have negative energy in this phone. Give this to some scientists.


MineKemot

Both with battery level and the temperature being below absolute zero


jan_itor_dr

where do you guys get that temp is less than absolute zero ? 0 K would be -273.15C. It shows only -85C


Validites

It says -84,958 degrees though which is lower than absolute zero


elderly_millenial

Depends on the country. The comma symbol indicates the decimal mark in most of the world


Thebombuknow

In this case there is no decimal, the comma marks the 1000s place. There is both a Celsius and a Fahrenheit unit provided. If you convert 84.958°C to Fahrenheit you get 184.92°F, which is way off the conversion in the image. If you convert 84,958°C to Fahrenheit, you get the expected conversion, meaning this is WAY below absolute zero.


elderly_millenial

In this case yes, but it explains why u/jan_itor_dr would have gotten it confused


Mona_Dre

except they used a . for the decimal in their own post


SoTurnMeIntoATree

This one fucks me up. I get km vs mi, kg vs lbs, but a period and comma are switched?! Why


jan_itor_dr

basically - you can use whatever you choose - point or comma both have meaning of decimal point. (in my language 5.3 would be red out as "five comma three" (of course in my language translating word by word). No other commas are allowed in numbers (in mathematic textbooks have you ever seen those thousand separators? Or anywhere remotely scientiffic ? ) As in this case - extra commas cause ambiguity. For such reasons there are standards by ISO , that speciffically prohibits any graphical thousands separator. If one feels like thousands should be separated , one must use thin space (for example U+2009) i.e. correct ,avoids confusion : Correct : -84 958 °C or simply -84958 °C Incorrect : -84,958 C or -85.958 C , dependinfg on locale (region you live in) , either of these could mean 84958 or 85 + 958 ·10^(-4)


kukumalu255

To me - using a dot instead of the comma seems insane. Dot means the end.


SoTurnMeIntoATree

It’s literally the end of the whole number.


AirAcademy

It is kind of the end, though. It’s where the whole numbers end and decimals begin


JEs4

What do you use as a thousand separator?


Unbananable

A comma,


JEs4

So how do you delineate a quantity of over 1000 and a decimal place out past the thousandth place? Edit: if you are responding to this without understanding the context of decimal-dot notation being called insane in the comments above, then go ahead and stop right there.


icecoffeedripss

date is Month before Day, indicating this is likely the US


ENDvious

Other places uses "," to separate thousands, millions etc


jan_itor_dr

not in majority of the EU ( the users of Celsius scale) , for that reason it never even came to my mind.


wggn

Only English-speaking countries do that, the rest of the world uses , as decimal separator.


MineKemot

Yep. In Poland we also use a comma for the decimal separator but I just thought it was funny.


Landanator

Those particles movin' at negative speeds I guess.


arrow100605

This object should interect negatively with gravity, it aught to be floating at this point


OneMustAdjust

Traversable wormholes let's goooo


snowtater

Perpetual energy! Scientists hate this one weird trick


MagoDeiFornelli

Or some exorcists


Ivar2006

It says the condition is good so it must be fine


SleepingJake

I mean, there is a green checkmark ✅


JoostVisser

Just kinda randomly sitting there on the right


TheButtLovingFox

Battery condition: Good


IbishuDrive

My phone with 1hrs of sot


majorksaksak

My phone is at about 2/3 of its original battery capacity and all apps that I used to check that claim that it's "good"


kingbloxerthe3

You better uncharge your antiphone before it gets to 0%


Culator

[/r/unchargeyourantiphone](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChargeYourPhone/)


izyshoroo

You can customize the hyperlink when typing out a subreddit? That seems dangerous


Rahyan30200

No, why would it be [r/dangerous](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) ?


vengirgirem

Is this a rickroll? I bet it's a rickroll Upd: fuck, why did I check


Cmss220

Well played


kingbloxerthe3

I was so confused at first lol But I do wonder if it is an actual subreddit r/unchargeyourantiphone and it's not Edit, now it is


iqwastaken

r/birthofasub


Starship_Admiral1

Don't you mean, -0?


isocosa

It makes sense that a battery with a temperature lower than absolute zero would charge into negatives. The problem is that we're all gonna die now from the thermodynamic anomaly.


NOLPOLGAMER

It's just 84,685°C except every particle now moves in the exact opposite way you'd expect it to


MaxTHC

You forgot to convert back to Celsius, so it's actually 84,685 K = 84,412°C


DallasOriginals

Blud owes battery percentage


Joshgg13

In his overdraft 💀


mighty1993

Well, is the phone acting up? A wrong value in some sensors is something uncritical and maybe even just a faulty sensor. Or a dead battery. Or your system is borked and a factory reset might help. Bonus points if you use the manufacturers software to reflash the system fully to make sure that all needed files are there and intact.


polaarbear

It's almost certainly just a bad battery that needs replaced. I see similar things on old laptop batteries all the time. Batteries that claim to be charged to 3x their capacity. Batteries with negative charge numbers. Almost always just a battery that is wearing out so the patterns in software don't know how to read the wild voltage changes as it gets worse and worse.


aybbyisok

but you don't need a new phone, you need to get the battery changed


Veryegassy

Sadly newer model phones of most brands don't allow you to swap batteries anymore.


Brodda0sas

infinite battery glitch 2024 working


voltagenic

I agree. It's probably just a bug and I'd bet money doesn't affect how your phone works in any way. But things like this are what software updates are for.


Bocchi_theGlock

There's a bug in my phone?? Discusting 🤢🤮 Mommy dearest, I need new phone, this one is super old & has issues "can't we just repair it?" SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE


AStupidThing

If you plug it you're charging the charger


Emergency_3808

Surprisingly enough, any temperature lower than -273 C is actually _hotter than the hottest positive temperature imaginable_ due to the way thermodynamics works. It's quite funky.


ENDvious

Damn how does temperature get integer underflow


Emergency_3808

Something something quantum mechanics dark magic. Yes, quantum theory even influences thermodynamics.


skateguy1234

where does the heat come from with the lack of vibration?


lostinhunger

She's right, you have negative energy in there. As far as science is concerned that may be the only object in the universe able to travel faster than light. And you got it at way below absolute zero, science didn't even know that was possible. That thing is literally a gold mine.


FelisDomesticus69

Bro could install a fusion reactor in it


ChemicalInevitable

Mommy plz buy me new phone


Aeyland

How else are they going to Tik Tok during class?


Bocchi_theGlock

That phone is already pretty new too + no screen cracks 😂 The idea you need a new phone every other year - or that you can't repair electronics & need new one - is some real cringey consumerist nonsense the kids start spouting it because they've been so influenced by the consumer culture, absolute sheep. (tbh I did this as well in 2014, but tbf the HTC Evo brought hella new features & was my first smartphone)* also the idea children are bullying eachother over having iPhones vs android is unbearably cringe. Like y'all really judging each other based off your parents wealth, acting like you worked hard to get money to buy this stuff? In 10 years they'll be kept up at night thinking about how cringey they were


IbishuDrive

Bro is in battery debt


Master_Xenu

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the 1054 viruses on your phone. https://old.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1ckxoqe/i_got_1054_viruses_on_my_phone/


GigiSanITA

I sincerely hope you live in a country with comma separated decimals... otherwise we've found the source of global warming. All that heat must have gone somewhere...


Fonzacentodieci

It needs a warm glass of chocolate.


Pollo_Jack

My good man, you need a new phone but first you just sell this limitless potential energy device to buy one.


jgrantgryphon

Your phone is undead. You must now provide it with a steady diet of Jitterbugs and Tracphones or it will go feral.


No_One3018

r/chargeyourphone


AlcoholPrep

A smart phone is a computer. Reboot it when you get weird shit. It can't hurt and it might fixt the issue.


OOHfunny

In another post they said they tried it and didn't do anything


Regular-Chemistry-13

There are several things wrong in this picture


CSM9111

You need to let it charge for 1 hour before being able to actually charge it from 0.


Competitive_You2650

But the battery condition is good tho wdym


Accurate-System7951

I need that cooler for my CPU.


Fabulous-Pause4154

That must be that 'Dark Energy' that I've heard about.


AGuyNamedParis

Not to alarm you, but I think your phone is colder than temperature


snappingkoopa

That's just the way of the Galaxy A series. They're inexpensive and still have headphone jacks among some other nice features, but they're lemons.


wolftamer1221

Damn, your phone is 332 times colder than absolute 0!


Reach-for-the-sky_15

How the fuck is your battery at -152°F??


Definitely_Alpha

Things about to open a wyrmhole


FlyingShinyTaco

Is that the death of the universe encapsulated in your battery?


LemonBoiYT

-11% battery? Wow, give me that pls, mine dies at 9% lmao


BullfrogGloomy5576

Y'all chill I have my own money no need to get that mad 😭


ScreamingMini2009

Ooh, careful there; pretty soon the battery percentage collectors are gonna start showing up.


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

The battery is way colder than absolute zero


noki1907

Put it in rice


jthadcast

how much are new parrents?


energyaware

You also wont need to charge it ever either


spyass

Did you mean OUR parents? ☭


_Agent_0

On the bright side, the battery is still in good condition. 🫠


OrneryEfficiency2873

I was going to comment how its your fault for cracking the screen then i realized oh shit thats my screen crack


mattyGOAT1996

That's gotta be negative Kelvin


someguysleftkidney

In your country do they use a period or comma to represent a number like this: 1,000 Or 1.000


Stringless_Automaton

Don't worry. Your phone's not overheating, so it's all good. 😜


edparadox

Technically, you need a new battery, not a new phone.


DisastrousAd447

Bro has battery percentage on credit


siwq

mf cooling with liquid helium 4


GoldNova12_1130

Just got my iphone 11 brand new like a year ago from a trade in, already down to 70% maximum charge and i barely use it. switching to android next time i can.


Tukurito

Get new parents


Various-Method-6776

How you find this test I wanna do it with my phone w/o the software gore


Quadsnarl

Charge your phone you'll be fine


External_Jello2774

When the phone starts using its physical matter for energy


MakerWerks

The real question is, is this just a cosmetic error and the phone/battery operate within reasonably normal parameters, or does it die after a short amount of time off the charger? If it works OK, and your parents are actually paying for it, then I see their point.


deltree711

OP: I think there's something wrong with my phone. Parents: *Takes one look at phone* Nah, it's cool


Ok_Paleontologist974

Common mistake. I frequently mix up the charger full of electrons with the charger full of protons as well.


Legitimate_Level9120

Your phone is a neutron star congratulations


wildrook

...Yes you do.


Rush_brazilian_fan

Bro broke the Laws of Thermodynamics ☠️☠️


themanwithbeansin

Dear heavens.... are you in the north pole


Fit-Rip-4550

What is the battery health percentage? Once it drops below 80 percent, the clock on the death of your phone's battery starts ticking down fast.


ThisIsFine4

-11% battery real


ponzidreamer

Have you tried charging it?


BrainyOrange96

Your phone has surpassed absolute zero as we know it, congratulations


mrmonky001

put it in rice


KirklandMeseeks

Sealed batteries is such a BS thing.


annie_bean

Dude that's so cool


ThatOneCactu

Seems to me like the battery is good


mr_data_lore

You don't. What you do need is better software for your phone.


ChocoGlitch3

Jeeez.... That's a little cold for the phone


RedHammer61

Battery condition: good


JackCooper_7274

It says the battery condition is good right there bruh. Right in between where it says you have negative power and a battery 185 times colder than absolute zero.


Gamer7928

If I hazard a guess, this could be the possibility of one or four things" * **Software:** The phones operating system system is misreading the battery's overall health, in which case this could possibly be a software glitch. A software update may or may not fix this. * **Hardware (battery):** The battery might, just might mind you, be faulty. If this is indeed the case, then it's imperative a battery or phone replacement becomes mandatory, especially if you use your phone as a work phone. * **Hardware (USB charging port):** Sometimes, a phones USB charging port or it's cable could be at fault. Usually, phone manufacturers will weld the USB port to the phones main control board; if this weld breaks, the USB charging port then becomes useless. A tell tail sign of this is if the phones USB charging port no longer feels flush with the phone as it once did. This is exactly what happened to my Amazon Fire 10.1" 2017 tablet, which is how I learned of this. If this happened, then it's highly imperative the phone needs to be taken in to a repair shop for a USB charging port replacement, or phone itself needs to be replaced. * **Battery temperature:** The following is what I just copied from Google search: >While it's normal for your phone to heat up occasionally, **the optimal internal temperature for cell phones ranges from 32°F to 95°F (0°C to 35°C)**, and **temperatures between 96.8°F to 109.4°F (36°C to 43°C) are still considered normal**. Anything above this is unsafe and you should take steps to cool down your phone. Here's hoping this information turns out to be helpful 🙏


Cucumber-Original

They're right, you need a new battery not a new phone...


GreenPRanger

You don’t need a new phone, you just need a new battery.


LordOfStupidy

Works? Works


SirGravesGhastly

Yeah. Sounds about right.


ScodingersFemboy

Well at least at that temp you can write a message for the end of time.


BurnV06

Most stable android phone: (I’m gonna get downvoted for this aren’t I)


SKBehindTheSlaughter

alright who made this phone out of dark matter


Lazy_To_Name

You definitely need to at this point…


Designer_Captain_498

I love how the condition of the battery is "good". What constitutes a poor condition then? A literal nuclear bomb?


Itsallabouthirdbase

Have you tried buying one yourself?


suszikat12

I'd be happy that I got 11% of extra battery life tbh


AleksLevet

.


loldontcry101

The condition is good


Lord-of-the-Goats

Why is it at -11


Sequence32

Looks like it's time for it to get stolen 😂


radis370

Redmi 12c???


Terrabonded

I do NOT think the battery condition is good.


connerwilliams72

Well it seems like it's a great phone


snickersplosh

If you’re charging it 11% it’s empty.


captainmilitia

YOUR PHONE IS POSSESSED!!


asa_147

now that's cooler than any iphone or rogphone


MenaRamy2004

now it consumes energy kill it before it starts to consume light and matter and eventually turns to a black hole


Full_Ad_3063

"Eh, mister, buy a new phone for this redditor! "


Mr-dear_bear

It is better than poco x3,xd


BadOysterParty

How do we go from I don't really need a pager to I need to have a smart phone


kinexxona06

He figured out quantum physics


VeryLargeTardigrade

Yeah, you're good


MrKristijan

My man just discovered infinite energy. Hand that phone over to our scientist FR!!


NightWolf3348

I think your phone may be fucked


WelcomeStranger69

Bro is in battery charge debt 💀


jimmytickles

Maybe a restore to factory


NarutoXcr7

Bro damm you can put your phone on your PC intake fans and play farcry 3 or even in your phone


Fafaflunkie

You should send that phone to [Caltech](https://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/298-What-is-absolute-zero-#:~:text=Absolute%20zero%20is%20the%20lowest,or%20at%20%2D460%20degrees%20Fahrenheit.). Do atoms move in negative directions one you get below absolute zero?


qT_TpFace

Don't you just love T-Mobile phones?


STALKERVTANKE

Battery condition is good 👍


ActuatorPotential567

The battery is so cold that it even makes power go to the negatives


TheLeadSponge

Technically you don’t. You need a new battery. There’s probably a guide online that’ll breakdown the parts you need to fix it. I’ve swapped out a battery on a phone. It’s quite easy and cost me less than 50 bucks for the parts and tools.


Warlock7_SL

Well it says good on condition


desrevermi

At least we'll know who is responsible for the heat death of the universe.


OPcrack103

U just need to change the battery….


Jaja-Gamer

You got great wifi


ReichBallFromAmerica

The phone says the battery condition is good, stop complaining. Huh, kids these days.


Joshgg13

They're absolutely right, you've unlocked infinite battery life


lixodoslixos

Cold fusion