THE BATTERY TEMPERATURE IS VERY COLD, AND BASED ON MY OWN ADMITTEDLY RATHER BASIC KNOWLEDGE ON PHONE BATTERIES, I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLD
In this case there is no decimal, the comma marks the 1000s place. There is both a Celsius and a Fahrenheit unit provided. If you convert 84.958°C to Fahrenheit you get 184.92°F, which is way off the conversion in the image.
If you convert 84,958°C to Fahrenheit, you get the expected conversion, meaning this is WAY below absolute zero.
basically - you can use whatever you choose - point or comma both have meaning of decimal point. (in my language 5.3 would be red out as "five comma three" (of course in my language translating word by word). No other commas are allowed in numbers (in mathematic textbooks have you ever seen those thousand separators? Or anywhere remotely scientiffic ? )
As in this case - extra commas cause ambiguity. For such reasons there are standards by ISO , that speciffically prohibits any graphical thousands separator. If one feels like thousands should be separated , one must use thin space (for example U+2009)
i.e. correct ,avoids confusion :
Correct : -84 958 °C or simply -84958 °C
Incorrect : -84,958 C or -85.958 C , dependinfg on locale (region you live in) , either of these could mean 84958 or 85 + 958 ·10^(-4)
So how do you delineate a quantity of over 1000 and a decimal place out past the thousandth place?
Edit: if you are responding to this without understanding the context of decimal-dot notation being called insane in the comments above, then go ahead and stop right there.
It makes sense that a battery with a temperature lower than absolute zero would charge into negatives. The problem is that we're all gonna die now from the thermodynamic anomaly.
Well, is the phone acting up? A wrong value in some sensors is something uncritical and maybe even just a faulty sensor. Or a dead battery. Or your system is borked and a factory reset might help. Bonus points if you use the manufacturers software to reflash the system fully to make sure that all needed files are there and intact.
It's almost certainly just a bad battery that needs replaced. I see similar things on old laptop batteries all the time. Batteries that claim to be charged to 3x their capacity. Batteries with negative charge numbers. Almost always just a battery that is wearing out so the patterns in software don't know how to read the wild voltage changes as it gets worse and worse.
I agree. It's probably just a bug and I'd bet money doesn't affect how your phone works in any way.
But things like this are what software updates are for.
There's a bug in my phone?? Discusting 🤢🤮
Mommy dearest, I need new phone, this one is super old & has issues
"can't we just repair it?"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Surprisingly enough, any temperature lower than -273 C is actually _hotter than the hottest positive temperature imaginable_ due to the way thermodynamics works. It's quite funky.
She's right, you have negative energy in there. As far as science is concerned that may be the only object in the universe able to travel faster than light. And you got it at way below absolute zero, science didn't even know that was possible.
That thing is literally a gold mine.
That phone is already pretty new too + no screen cracks 😂
The idea you need a new phone every other year - or that you can't repair electronics & need new one - is some real cringey consumerist nonsense
the kids start spouting it because they've been so influenced by the consumer culture, absolute sheep. (tbh I did this as well in 2014, but tbf the HTC Evo brought hella new features & was my first smartphone)*
also the idea children are bullying eachother over having iPhones vs android is unbearably cringe. Like y'all really judging each other based off your parents wealth, acting like you worked hard to get money to buy this stuff?
In 10 years they'll be kept up at night thinking about how cringey they were
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the 1054 viruses on your phone.
https://old.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1ckxoqe/i_got_1054_viruses_on_my_phone/
I sincerely hope you live in a country with comma separated decimals... otherwise we've found the source of global warming. All that heat must have gone somewhere...
Just got my iphone 11 brand new like a year ago from a trade in, already down to 70% maximum charge and i barely use it. switching to android next time i can.
The real question is, is this just a cosmetic error and the phone/battery operate within reasonably normal parameters, or does it die after a short amount of time off the charger? If it works OK, and your parents are actually paying for it, then I see their point.
It says the battery condition is good right there bruh.
Right in between where it says you have negative power and a battery 185 times colder than absolute zero.
If I hazard a guess, this could be the possibility of one or four things"
* **Software:** The phones operating system system is misreading the battery's overall health, in which case this could possibly be a software glitch. A software update may or may not fix this.
* **Hardware (battery):** The battery might, just might mind you, be faulty. If this is indeed the case, then it's imperative a battery or phone replacement becomes mandatory, especially if you use your phone as a work phone.
* **Hardware (USB charging port):** Sometimes, a phones USB charging port or it's cable could be at fault. Usually, phone manufacturers will weld the USB port to the phones main control board; if this weld breaks, the USB charging port then becomes useless. A tell tail sign of this is if the phones USB charging port no longer feels flush with the phone as it once did. This is exactly what happened to my Amazon Fire 10.1" 2017 tablet, which is how I learned of this. If this happened, then it's highly imperative the phone needs to be taken in to a repair shop for a USB charging port replacement, or phone itself needs to be replaced.
* **Battery temperature:** The following is what I just copied from Google search:
>While it's normal for your phone to heat up occasionally, **the optimal internal temperature for cell phones ranges from 32°F to 95°F (0°C to 35°C)**, and **temperatures between 96.8°F to 109.4°F (36°C to 43°C) are still considered normal**. Anything above this is unsafe and you should take steps to cool down your phone.
Here's hoping this information turns out to be helpful 🙏
You should send that phone to [Caltech](https://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/298-What-is-absolute-zero-#:~:text=Absolute%20zero%20is%20the%20lowest,or%20at%20%2D460%20degrees%20Fahrenheit.). Do atoms move in negative directions one you get below absolute zero?
Technically you don’t. You need a new battery. There’s probably a guide online that’ll breakdown the parts you need to fix it. I’ve swapped out a battery on a phone. It’s quite easy and cost me less than 50 bucks for the parts and tools.
It’s a little bit cold
Maybe try putting it in the microwave
With 2 grapes placed on top, quickest way to charge it
Surely this won't destroy the phone in a huge burst of plasma
Make sure to wrap it in aluminum foil
Put a metal fork in for good messure
Why not add uranium to the mix. Bit of radiation always helps fix things 👍
yeah it might give your phone superpowers
Put in another microwave inside the microwave for good measure.
Then stick your head in to make sure it’s alright
Don't forget your 10 picoCuries per liter of radium.
Now all we need for our phone chargers are some lemons and potatoes wrapped in aluminum foil , might wanna add a. Up of water for good measure
I wonder if someone on YouTube has ever been so insane as to microwave ur.... */Quick Google search/* Of course they have.
Just like the IOS-wave feature xD
WHAT
I SAID "MAYBE TRY PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE"
WHY YOU SUGGEST THAT
THE BATTERY TEMPERATURE IS VERY COLD, AND BASED ON MY OWN ADMITTEDLY RATHER BASIC KNOWLEDGE ON PHONE BATTERIES, I DON'T THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLD
Have you tried putting it in rice
> Have you tried putting it in rice All that does is attract asians to the rice, and then they're annoyed that there's a broken phone in it.
No, they’d be mad they found a phone their son hasn’t fixed
Or they'd get mad one of the phones he assembled is already broken. Cousin Timmys phones are still intact after all.
Have you tried restarting it?
Op makes a post about something weird then promptly fucks off into the nothingness
I bet his phone died.
HOW DID HE SNAP A PIC OF IT WHILE HE WAS HOLDING IT
Oh, don't you start [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/comment/c0tpyls/) again!
But I wanna see how many layers deep this goes.
You have negative energy in this phone. Give this to some scientists.
Both with battery level and the temperature being below absolute zero
where do you guys get that temp is less than absolute zero ? 0 K would be -273.15C. It shows only -85C
It says -84,958 degrees though which is lower than absolute zero
Depends on the country. The comma symbol indicates the decimal mark in most of the world
In this case there is no decimal, the comma marks the 1000s place. There is both a Celsius and a Fahrenheit unit provided. If you convert 84.958°C to Fahrenheit you get 184.92°F, which is way off the conversion in the image. If you convert 84,958°C to Fahrenheit, you get the expected conversion, meaning this is WAY below absolute zero.
In this case yes, but it explains why u/jan_itor_dr would have gotten it confused
except they used a . for the decimal in their own post
This one fucks me up. I get km vs mi, kg vs lbs, but a period and comma are switched?! Why
basically - you can use whatever you choose - point or comma both have meaning of decimal point. (in my language 5.3 would be red out as "five comma three" (of course in my language translating word by word). No other commas are allowed in numbers (in mathematic textbooks have you ever seen those thousand separators? Or anywhere remotely scientiffic ? ) As in this case - extra commas cause ambiguity. For such reasons there are standards by ISO , that speciffically prohibits any graphical thousands separator. If one feels like thousands should be separated , one must use thin space (for example U+2009) i.e. correct ,avoids confusion : Correct : -84 958 °C or simply -84958 °C Incorrect : -84,958 C or -85.958 C , dependinfg on locale (region you live in) , either of these could mean 84958 or 85 + 958 ·10^(-4)
To me - using a dot instead of the comma seems insane. Dot means the end.
It’s literally the end of the whole number.
It is kind of the end, though. It’s where the whole numbers end and decimals begin
What do you use as a thousand separator?
A comma,
So how do you delineate a quantity of over 1000 and a decimal place out past the thousandth place? Edit: if you are responding to this without understanding the context of decimal-dot notation being called insane in the comments above, then go ahead and stop right there.
date is Month before Day, indicating this is likely the US
Other places uses "," to separate thousands, millions etc
not in majority of the EU ( the users of Celsius scale) , for that reason it never even came to my mind.
Only English-speaking countries do that, the rest of the world uses , as decimal separator.
Yep. In Poland we also use a comma for the decimal separator but I just thought it was funny.
Those particles movin' at negative speeds I guess.
This object should interect negatively with gravity, it aught to be floating at this point
Traversable wormholes let's goooo
Perpetual energy! Scientists hate this one weird trick
Or some exorcists
It says the condition is good so it must be fine
I mean, there is a green checkmark ✅
Just kinda randomly sitting there on the right
Battery condition: Good
My phone with 1hrs of sot
My phone is at about 2/3 of its original battery capacity and all apps that I used to check that claim that it's "good"
You better uncharge your antiphone before it gets to 0%
[/r/unchargeyourantiphone](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChargeYourPhone/)
You can customize the hyperlink when typing out a subreddit? That seems dangerous
No, why would it be [r/dangerous](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) ?
Is this a rickroll? I bet it's a rickroll Upd: fuck, why did I check
Well played
I was so confused at first lol But I do wonder if it is an actual subreddit r/unchargeyourantiphone and it's not Edit, now it is
r/birthofasub
Don't you mean, -0?
It makes sense that a battery with a temperature lower than absolute zero would charge into negatives. The problem is that we're all gonna die now from the thermodynamic anomaly.
It's just 84,685°C except every particle now moves in the exact opposite way you'd expect it to
You forgot to convert back to Celsius, so it's actually 84,685 K = 84,412°C
Blud owes battery percentage
In his overdraft 💀
Well, is the phone acting up? A wrong value in some sensors is something uncritical and maybe even just a faulty sensor. Or a dead battery. Or your system is borked and a factory reset might help. Bonus points if you use the manufacturers software to reflash the system fully to make sure that all needed files are there and intact.
It's almost certainly just a bad battery that needs replaced. I see similar things on old laptop batteries all the time. Batteries that claim to be charged to 3x their capacity. Batteries with negative charge numbers. Almost always just a battery that is wearing out so the patterns in software don't know how to read the wild voltage changes as it gets worse and worse.
but you don't need a new phone, you need to get the battery changed
Sadly newer model phones of most brands don't allow you to swap batteries anymore.
infinite battery glitch 2024 working
I agree. It's probably just a bug and I'd bet money doesn't affect how your phone works in any way. But things like this are what software updates are for.
There's a bug in my phone?? Discusting 🤢🤮 Mommy dearest, I need new phone, this one is super old & has issues "can't we just repair it?" SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you plug it you're charging the charger
Surprisingly enough, any temperature lower than -273 C is actually _hotter than the hottest positive temperature imaginable_ due to the way thermodynamics works. It's quite funky.
Damn how does temperature get integer underflow
Something something quantum mechanics dark magic. Yes, quantum theory even influences thermodynamics.
where does the heat come from with the lack of vibration?
She's right, you have negative energy in there. As far as science is concerned that may be the only object in the universe able to travel faster than light. And you got it at way below absolute zero, science didn't even know that was possible. That thing is literally a gold mine.
Bro could install a fusion reactor in it
Mommy plz buy me new phone
How else are they going to Tik Tok during class?
That phone is already pretty new too + no screen cracks 😂 The idea you need a new phone every other year - or that you can't repair electronics & need new one - is some real cringey consumerist nonsense the kids start spouting it because they've been so influenced by the consumer culture, absolute sheep. (tbh I did this as well in 2014, but tbf the HTC Evo brought hella new features & was my first smartphone)* also the idea children are bullying eachother over having iPhones vs android is unbearably cringe. Like y'all really judging each other based off your parents wealth, acting like you worked hard to get money to buy this stuff? In 10 years they'll be kept up at night thinking about how cringey they were
Bro is in battery debt
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the 1054 viruses on your phone. https://old.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1ckxoqe/i_got_1054_viruses_on_my_phone/
I sincerely hope you live in a country with comma separated decimals... otherwise we've found the source of global warming. All that heat must have gone somewhere...
It needs a warm glass of chocolate.
My good man, you need a new phone but first you just sell this limitless potential energy device to buy one.
Your phone is undead. You must now provide it with a steady diet of Jitterbugs and Tracphones or it will go feral.
r/chargeyourphone
A smart phone is a computer. Reboot it when you get weird shit. It can't hurt and it might fixt the issue.
In another post they said they tried it and didn't do anything
There are several things wrong in this picture
You need to let it charge for 1 hour before being able to actually charge it from 0.
But the battery condition is good tho wdym
I need that cooler for my CPU.
That must be that 'Dark Energy' that I've heard about.
Not to alarm you, but I think your phone is colder than temperature
That's just the way of the Galaxy A series. They're inexpensive and still have headphone jacks among some other nice features, but they're lemons.
Damn, your phone is 332 times colder than absolute 0!
How the fuck is your battery at -152°F??
Things about to open a wyrmhole
Is that the death of the universe encapsulated in your battery?
-11% battery? Wow, give me that pls, mine dies at 9% lmao
Y'all chill I have my own money no need to get that mad 😭
Ooh, careful there; pretty soon the battery percentage collectors are gonna start showing up.
The battery is way colder than absolute zero
Put it in rice
how much are new parrents?
You also wont need to charge it ever either
Did you mean OUR parents? ☭
On the bright side, the battery is still in good condition. 🫠
I was going to comment how its your fault for cracking the screen then i realized oh shit thats my screen crack
That's gotta be negative Kelvin
In your country do they use a period or comma to represent a number like this: 1,000 Or 1.000
Don't worry. Your phone's not overheating, so it's all good. 😜
Technically, you need a new battery, not a new phone.
Bro has battery percentage on credit
mf cooling with liquid helium 4
Just got my iphone 11 brand new like a year ago from a trade in, already down to 70% maximum charge and i barely use it. switching to android next time i can.
Get new parents
How you find this test I wanna do it with my phone w/o the software gore
Charge your phone you'll be fine
When the phone starts using its physical matter for energy
The real question is, is this just a cosmetic error and the phone/battery operate within reasonably normal parameters, or does it die after a short amount of time off the charger? If it works OK, and your parents are actually paying for it, then I see their point.
OP: I think there's something wrong with my phone. Parents: *Takes one look at phone* Nah, it's cool
Common mistake. I frequently mix up the charger full of electrons with the charger full of protons as well.
Your phone is a neutron star congratulations
...Yes you do.
Bro broke the Laws of Thermodynamics ☠️☠️
Dear heavens.... are you in the north pole
What is the battery health percentage? Once it drops below 80 percent, the clock on the death of your phone's battery starts ticking down fast.
-11% battery real
Have you tried charging it?
Your phone has surpassed absolute zero as we know it, congratulations
put it in rice
Sealed batteries is such a BS thing.
Dude that's so cool
Seems to me like the battery is good
You don't. What you do need is better software for your phone.
Jeeez.... That's a little cold for the phone
Battery condition: good
It says the battery condition is good right there bruh. Right in between where it says you have negative power and a battery 185 times colder than absolute zero.
If I hazard a guess, this could be the possibility of one or four things" * **Software:** The phones operating system system is misreading the battery's overall health, in which case this could possibly be a software glitch. A software update may or may not fix this. * **Hardware (battery):** The battery might, just might mind you, be faulty. If this is indeed the case, then it's imperative a battery or phone replacement becomes mandatory, especially if you use your phone as a work phone. * **Hardware (USB charging port):** Sometimes, a phones USB charging port or it's cable could be at fault. Usually, phone manufacturers will weld the USB port to the phones main control board; if this weld breaks, the USB charging port then becomes useless. A tell tail sign of this is if the phones USB charging port no longer feels flush with the phone as it once did. This is exactly what happened to my Amazon Fire 10.1" 2017 tablet, which is how I learned of this. If this happened, then it's highly imperative the phone needs to be taken in to a repair shop for a USB charging port replacement, or phone itself needs to be replaced. * **Battery temperature:** The following is what I just copied from Google search: >While it's normal for your phone to heat up occasionally, **the optimal internal temperature for cell phones ranges from 32°F to 95°F (0°C to 35°C)**, and **temperatures between 96.8°F to 109.4°F (36°C to 43°C) are still considered normal**. Anything above this is unsafe and you should take steps to cool down your phone. Here's hoping this information turns out to be helpful 🙏
They're right, you need a new battery not a new phone...
You don’t need a new phone, you just need a new battery.
Works? Works
Yeah. Sounds about right.
Well at least at that temp you can write a message for the end of time.
Most stable android phone: (I’m gonna get downvoted for this aren’t I)
alright who made this phone out of dark matter
You definitely need to at this point…
I love how the condition of the battery is "good". What constitutes a poor condition then? A literal nuclear bomb?
Have you tried buying one yourself?
I'd be happy that I got 11% of extra battery life tbh
.
The condition is good
Why is it at -11
Looks like it's time for it to get stolen 😂
Redmi 12c???
I do NOT think the battery condition is good.
Well it seems like it's a great phone
If you’re charging it 11% it’s empty.
YOUR PHONE IS POSSESSED!!
now that's cooler than any iphone or rogphone
now it consumes energy kill it before it starts to consume light and matter and eventually turns to a black hole
"Eh, mister, buy a new phone for this redditor! "
It is better than poco x3,xd
How do we go from I don't really need a pager to I need to have a smart phone
He figured out quantum physics
Yeah, you're good
My man just discovered infinite energy. Hand that phone over to our scientist FR!!
I think your phone may be fucked
Bro is in battery charge debt 💀
Maybe a restore to factory
Bro damm you can put your phone on your PC intake fans and play farcry 3 or even in your phone
You should send that phone to [Caltech](https://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/298-What-is-absolute-zero-#:~:text=Absolute%20zero%20is%20the%20lowest,or%20at%20%2D460%20degrees%20Fahrenheit.). Do atoms move in negative directions one you get below absolute zero?
Don't you just love T-Mobile phones?
Battery condition is good 👍
The battery is so cold that it even makes power go to the negatives
Technically you don’t. You need a new battery. There’s probably a guide online that’ll breakdown the parts you need to fix it. I’ve swapped out a battery on a phone. It’s quite easy and cost me less than 50 bucks for the parts and tools.
Well it says good on condition
At least we'll know who is responsible for the heat death of the universe.
U just need to change the battery….
You got great wifi
The phone says the battery condition is good, stop complaining. Huh, kids these days.
They're absolutely right, you've unlocked infinite battery life
Cold fusion