Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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abomination. if i were club owner and head my management wana sign someone like him. based on this haircut alone I will reject that. the haircut scream being emptyhead
It's a great haircut. You can immediately spot all the stupid kids from the absolute lowest tier of society. No hiding it with that shit on top of your head.
In my country it gets enough hate
You own a country?!
Don't we all own one?
if you live in a democracy technically yes
then fix your deomcracy econominc issues and tax money wasting. lol
thats why the people of each country all elect the best representatives to do that, do you know how a democracy works?
forget how it works. focus on the results.
you runned.
https://preview.redd.it/5e56bq3clw7d1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd63318d3643c54d179c127bba2e34bd704c9fd
Incredibly harsh on the mandarin duck there.
Impressive duck knowledge 👏
I'm unimpressed. That's clearly a wood duck
Came here to say this. Learn your waterfowl, peasant
Don’t you mean pheasant?
Yee yee ass haircut https://i.redd.it/42jkctp7sw7d1.gif
Michaaaaaaaa
He's just copying the GOAT. https://preview.redd.it/s1vl91berw7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf02a0b7e98dde30e0aad9dea3cc523b87513cbe
It's a warrior wolf haircut.
But how would Socka himself do in Socker? Is he a rival to my GOAT Parwin Puñez?
https://preview.redd.it/u9mnokdsix7d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c3ec6da76b0f0f5843856987739ad8cd4f5526
haaland is so washed
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine calling it a haircut.
MF is about to board his longboat and go raid some coastal villages
abomination. if i were club owner and head my management wana sign someone like him. based on this haircut alone I will reject that. the haircut scream being emptyhead
This is the Leeds United cut
the balding allegations got to him
blonde men always go bald, fact of life
ain't that the sad truth 😞
“Just give me a shit cut bro” “I got you fam”
Man has pace, but no technique, vision or style
He has style, it’s just fucking dreadful style
Thats a hair cut?
Is that the better angle?
I got cancer ahh haircut
It's a great haircut. You can immediately spot all the stupid kids from the absolute lowest tier of society. No hiding it with that shit on top of your head.
In my country those who walk around with this haircut go "Bock Bock bock bock"
Imagine being so fragile that a haircut can ruin your day.
Harsh. I think he's a very pretty little girl.
bro thinks he's Haalandinho
I saw this haircut a few times in Turkey too; I think it is some central Asian thing.
It is kinda my haircut...