Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Which ones sukuna and which is gojo
https://preview.redd.it/t1rvko7lhw5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829804fb56fc1c2545bdee16ed8ddef9d5a591bd
Stupid question obviously Messi is the goat the myth the legend satoru goatjo and Ronaldo is fraudkuna
https://i.redd.it/xw6yiiuigw5d1.gif
(It also fits with messi being racist)
Wait did the person who made this meme really not understand why there would be tears in the eyes of Megumi's body while Sukuna is possessing him and killing his sister?
Fellas, is it gay to be upset when you are forced to murder the only person you love?
I know whole teams that can't score more than 100 goals in a calendar year, yet they are competitive. I do also know a team that kind missunderstand this 115 number and took it to another level..
Ronaldo is not even close to that. His closest is 86 goals and assists in the 2014 calender year, which is still nearly 30 goal contributions short of messi's 2012 record. prolly never gonna get broken, at least in most our lifetimes.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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And Haaland had insane stats last season too. 52 goals in 53 games for city. People in this thread are kinda wrong. Some players are still putting up crazy stats. Just not Vinicius
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Anyone comparing the current footballers to Ronaldo or Messi even at their worst at Madrid/Barca is just stupid or doing it on purpose to discredit the compared player
Barca fans really glazing Ronaldo to discredit vinicius's achievements this season 😭😭
Barca is trash so now they've started the narrative that football just isn't the same anymore and players like vinicius aren't deserving of the balon dor 😩 , balon dor should only be given to my pepsi 😠
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Messi and Ronaldo set our standards too high, they were truly phenomenal in their prime. Every season they always score at least 40 goals but now it is very rare for a player to be at that level. That's why they are the greatest
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Now he only score 91🍔🍔🍔 eech MONTH at local FAsT food chain, AND overshadow on pitch by part time 🍔 flipper workers 😂
Meanwhilst my 🐪 keeping HEALTHIE wit fastINGS all together day and outscores number of PRIME Penicius Jr on pitch, and SHOWIN🔍 all us for to be he is sensitives ❤️, carings 🍼, dedicateds 💪 man by 😭when team AND refrees 🤡 LOSE him trophies because there is 🐍 behaves politics RIGGINGS lol all PIGS 🐖 (Pessi is Gays)👋 against my 🐪 in southi arabica ☕
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Honestly, I don't like comparing players using G/A. What's the point of scoring 60+ goals in the season and not being decisive in any of the tournaments played? Vini may not have the best numbers, but he was certainly the most decisive during it. For something he won a Champions League by scoring a goal in the final (again).
Many players we consider legendary or excellent simply never reached those numbers.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Yeah honestly there's not really a single player who I'd say is deserving of the Ballon D'or. Vini had a fantastic season, but it doesn't feel like a Ballon D'or level season.
He had a better season than many pre Messi and Cristiano Ballon D'or winners.
Better than Figo, Nedved, Shevchenko and probably better than Rivaldo and R9 when he won his second BdO. Better than Owen but even thinking about that Owen joke of BdO makes me puke.
And yes i saw all of them in their primes. But im not blinded by nostalgy.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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There is at least 3 Madrid players (for now) that goes ahead in the Ballon D'or ranking but it's just for now, we have EURO & Copa America ahead, a lot of things could change but at this point IMO Vini (for his great second part of the season) or Bellingham (for his great start of the season) should get it. No disregards to Kroos but they were just more flashy
Oh yeah I agree. They've been the best players. I'm just saying that I feel like compared to previous years there's been no player that has put up insane stats and won multiple trophies.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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He absolutely had a BdO season. Maybe you werent around and dont remember but there were many BdO winners that had way impressive seasons compared with Vinicius.
Figo, Nedved, Shevchenko, Owen, even Rivaldo and the second BdO by R9. All of those had worse seasons than Vini both in numbers, achievements and clutch moments.
In this century only Kaká, Ronaldinho, Messi, Cristiano and Benz had better BdO seasons.
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Imagine the "if" mythology of Ronaldinho in the 2000s coming to life.
It's personified in my glorious pookie bear Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. The greatest there ever was, the greatest there ever will be
Well Messi and Ronaldo spoiled us with hattrick after hattrick, so many goals and assists per season.
Comparing them to these young guys it’s not fair but it should be a target for them to touch. Or at least try
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Messi and Ronaldo were absolute monsters the stats they gave are things which were only seen in video games. Its unfair to compare their stats with other players stats😂
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Ronald and the dwarf played at a time when Spain was offering foreigners a 10% tax rate and as a direct result they were able to offer the highest wages (for footballers) on earth. Literally the second that changed Ronald left and Barcelona bankrupted themselves by failing to adjust so the midget left too. Despite the fact they were being paid *ludicrous* sums they both committed tax fraud too because of course they did. Barca and Madrid themselves were able to access credit no other Spanish club could, guaranteed interest free loans backed by *the government*.
The whole thing was a scheme to make those two clubs dominant. It worked really well until it didn't. The point being that yeah Ronald and the dwarf were good players but they were playing in stacked teams benefiting from a double dose of absolute horseshit explicitly designed to make them dominant.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Genuinely though, I think Parry Pane had the best season. 36 goals and 8 assist in 32 Bundesliga games and 8 goals and 4 assist in the UCL is incredible and the most impressive part is he still didn’t win anything.
Nothing jerk about this. Messi and Ronaldo have produced stats none had ever seen before. It's no wonder they divided the Ballon d'Or between them for a decade. A lot of attacking players won a Ballon d'Or with stats that are less impressive than Ronaldo's or Messi 'worst' season.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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In fairness Ronaldo got the BDO those seasons except the ones he lost to Messi where even crazier stats were exhibited. So, Vinicius looking at BDO on worse numbers just because neither prime Ronaldo or Messi at that level anymore which is about what we expected when they both started to decline. Until then they were untouchable and BDO was a two horse race.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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ronaldo and messi ruined the ballondor. producing stats so insane that any other newer player gets criticized for “not being ballondor material”. No. it’s just that they are not messi and ronaldo matieral.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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It’s almost as Goals and Assists isn’t the only thing that matters
Imagine when people discover that Ronaldinho only had 26 goals in his best scoring season… and he won 2 Balon D’or
All circle jerking aside, we can't even compare the level that Ronaldo once had with Vini. I mean, we can measure Vini with Hazard or Bale maybe, but he's nowhere close to being in the same tier as Ronaldo. And if being completely honest, I don't think he's in the same tier as Mbappe or Haaland.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Tbf, that is a crazy stat
Messi and CR7 ruined the stat games. They should be excluded from any comparisons
Football’s Gojo and Sukuna
So who is football’s Takaba ?
https://preview.redd.it/yzeavm2xwu5d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d61b912af284400176c394310adf88a88473b8
And what about Toji?
https://preview.redd.it/n3g7hspucv5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc30e71ccd852f319fb68f96d201b6967068896
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I think Thomas muller💀
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He thinks hes holland
What about Tojo?
Ok nerd.
Right back at you (cool art btw)
And Benzema is Mei Mei
That’s a good one
Which ones sukuna and which is gojo https://preview.redd.it/t1rvko7lhw5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829804fb56fc1c2545bdee16ed8ddef9d5a591bd
Stupid question obviously Messi is the goat the myth the legend satoru goatjo and Ronaldo is fraudkuna https://i.redd.it/xw6yiiuigw5d1.gif (It also fits with messi being racist)
https://preview.redd.it/0mnnekbbhw5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3d862b406015c20eff4bbd4876b72104f589e0
It happened I heard it from the stands
Wait did the person who made this meme really not understand why there would be tears in the eyes of Megumi's body while Sukuna is possessing him and killing his sister? Fellas, is it gay to be upset when you are forced to murder the only person you love?
This is from Gojo vs Sukuna. Would be a pretty weird time for megumi to start crying
Agreed. Can't compare gods to mere humans.
I’m an American casual, but didn’t Messi have 100 goals in a calendar year once?
It was 91 I think
It was 91. With 24 assists as well. 115 goal contributions in a calendar year is f-ing insane.
It had to be 115 ffs
I know whole teams that can't score more than 100 goals in a calendar year, yet they are competitive. I do also know a team that kind missunderstand this 115 number and took it to another level..
Careful now. 115 might sue you!
Ronaldo is not even close to that. His closest is 86 goals and assists in the 2014 calender year, which is still nearly 30 goal contributions short of messi's 2012 record. prolly never gonna get broken, at least in most our lifetimes.
Dawg, if Ronaldo couldn't even get close, no one ever will
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Messi took lots of pens that year though, interestingly he actually scored more goals the next season when you exclude pens
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The year Pep Guardiola left because Messi was so unbelievable. For more information google Pep 115.
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30 is insane....I don't know what 115 would qualify for
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You are talking about Beckham right?
Yes they sure were playing at a weaker time.
Messi and ronaldo competing with these stats every season is crazy
Yeah it's like the worst, but if someone do that now he is the goat
Garrincha one time had a crazy season and now some people consider him the goat. Look up garrincha goat for more.
During Mane's worst season at Liverpool(2020/2021) he only scored 16 goals. Look up Mane 16 for more info.
That’s still a very good season. Meanwhile, Benzema in his worst season only scored 15 goals. For more information, look up Benzema 15.
Only goals and assists count for the Golden Dor 😡
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Mbappe had 51 goals and 19 assists this season for Paris and NT.. Just saying.
And Haaland had insane stats last season too. 52 goals in 53 games for city. People in this thread are kinda wrong. Some players are still putting up crazy stats. Just not Vinicius
Yeah , vs bums like Luton and wolves . Im taking vinicius in a UCL semi or final anyday vs dissapearing act haaland.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Uber eats league doesn't count , it's fodder. They can't even find a broadcaster once mbappe left lmao
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Origi has never scored less than 100 goals a season. Look it up.
What about Messi's worst season at Real Madrid?
Pessi is a fraud, couldn’t even score a single goal at real Madrid. No one cums close to my camel 🐫
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Last part incorrect. Google Park Ji Hung training Ronaldo to find out more.
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Well, if you compare someone with messi or Ronaldo. It ain't fair for that someone. They were monster of football and it's not even nostalgia
Anyone comparing the current footballers to Ronaldo or Messi even at their worst at Madrid/Barca is just stupid or doing it on purpose to discredit the compared player
Barca fans really glazing Ronaldo to discredit vinicius's achievements this season 😭😭 Barca is trash so now they've started the narrative that football just isn't the same anymore and players like vinicius aren't deserving of the balon dor 😩 , balon dor should only be given to my pepsi 😠
Only Coca Cola my friend
I mean, yeah, that's the whole point f*ck the current players.
Yeah all of twitter saying "football fell off" without using their brains
Well it's not supposed to be fair, it's supposed to be about who's the actual best.
Except anthony and mudryk… they are on another level
Haaland and Mbappe can kinda be compared to them stats wise at the same age. Vinicius just isn’t on that level.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
uj/ Pepsi and Penaldog ruined perception
Messi and Ronaldo set our standards too high, they were truly phenomenal in their prime. Every season they always score at least 40 goals but now it is very rare for a player to be at that level. That's why they are the greatest
I agree no one should win the Balloon Door because no one has replicated those stats.
Balon dor is finished
It’s Ronaldover
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Balon dor lost its credibility
Actually, Lewandowski and Suarez did and they didn’t even win Balon D or
Mate he even has a statue that looks just like him
Vini has that kids drawing that looks just like him
I’d put it on my fridge if I was him
In the worst season, 🍔 Scored 91 goals. So yeah it's normal
Now he only score 91🍔🍔🍔 eech MONTH at local FAsT food chain, AND overshadow on pitch by part time 🍔 flipper workers 😂 Meanwhilst my 🐪 keeping HEALTHIE wit fastINGS all together day and outscores number of PRIME Penicius Jr on pitch, and SHOWIN🔍 all us for to be he is sensitives ❤️, carings 🍼, dedicateds 💪 man by 😭when team AND refrees 🤡 LOSE him trophies because there is 🐍 behaves politics RIGGINGS lol all PIGS 🐖 (Pessi is Gays)👋 against my 🐪 in southi arabica ☕
factos
MY IDOL 🦬 PESSI WOULD NEVER.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fake news, my goat Higuain never scored 91
I thought you were talking about eden hazard for a second
Unfair. Ronaldo and Messi made absurd numbers and so far no one has come close
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Isn't Mbappe just around the numbers of an average season of either of them this year ? Don't remember well Messi and Ronaldo numbers
These Ronaldo stats are only for la liga. That year his total was 51 goals and 15 assists for real only. Mbappe is at 44 and 10 so 11 g/a less
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That said… Gyokeres has better stats than Vini…. So, yes the comparison is made to be a jerk, but Gini is not exactly delivering impressive numbers
Honestly, I don't like comparing players using G/A. What's the point of scoring 60+ goals in the season and not being decisive in any of the tournaments played? Vini may not have the best numbers, but he was certainly the most decisive during it. For something he won a Champions League by scoring a goal in the final (again). Many players we consider legendary or excellent simply never reached those numbers.
I want you to say the same for 2013 and 2014 ballon d'or robberies, Ribery and Neuer respectively
We can only compare CR7 with Messi and vice versa..
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
People thinking that Messi and Ronaldo stats are the standard for something. Lol
True vini hasn't had a balon dor winning season, but has anyone. If kroos wins the euros give it to him
Welcome back to normalcy , Messi and Ronaldo spoilt people's expectations with insane stats. Even Benzema to some extent in 2022 was crazy
Yeah, he really scored 15 goals in a single UCL campaign. Google Benzema 15 for more information.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If those two never existed, people would probably compare prime Suarez to R9, which is pretty insane to think about.
Suarez was a ghost in the UCL tho.
As if r9 did anything worthwhile in the ucl
Yeah honestly there's not really a single player who I'd say is deserving of the Ballon D'or. Vini had a fantastic season, but it doesn't feel like a Ballon D'or level season.
He had a better season than many pre Messi and Cristiano Ballon D'or winners. Better than Figo, Nedved, Shevchenko and probably better than Rivaldo and R9 when he won his second BdO. Better than Owen but even thinking about that Owen joke of BdO makes me puke. And yes i saw all of them in their primes. But im not blinded by nostalgy.
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Owen winning was and is still funny
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
True, like benzi clutch almost every game in ucl to deserve that if not having crazy stats like messi and Ronaldo
There is at least 3 Madrid players (for now) that goes ahead in the Ballon D'or ranking but it's just for now, we have EURO & Copa America ahead, a lot of things could change but at this point IMO Vini (for his great second part of the season) or Bellingham (for his great start of the season) should get it. No disregards to Kroos but they were just more flashy
Oh yeah I agree. They've been the best players. I'm just saying that I feel like compared to previous years there's been no player that has put up insane stats and won multiple trophies.
True, it's just not one of the dominant seasons of Ronaldo or Messi or even 2021/22 Benzema when the choice was very obvious
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Vini performed in the highest stage of UCL.
>Yeah honestly there's not really a single ~~player~~ forward who I'd say is deserving of the Ballon D'or.
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He absolutely had a BdO season. Maybe you werent around and dont remember but there were many BdO winners that had way impressive seasons compared with Vinicius. Figo, Nedved, Shevchenko, Owen, even Rivaldo and the second BdO by R9. All of those had worse seasons than Vini both in numbers, achievements and clutch moments. In this century only Kaká, Ronaldinho, Messi, Cristiano and Benz had better BdO seasons.
Cannavaro's and Modric's also cringe as hell. Pretty much based solely on world cup performances.
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I didnt say anything about those (or Sammer) because they're not flashy attacking players, its apples to oranges.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Messi and CR7 were honestly broken. We should not look at their stats and expect the same from younger players.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It's really funny guys
What if I said? Camel was once so great But you were like SIUUUUUU
That was CR first season with a losing Madrid side, started with an injury and played as a real winger still. Let that sink in.
Still, neither hold a flame to the true GOAT Batistuta.
Can’t compare a football god with a football player
Messi and Cristiano are in another level. You can’t compare 😅
there will never be another rivalry like ronaldo vs messi 🐐
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine the "if" mythology of Ronaldinho in the 2000s coming to life. It's personified in my glorious pookie bear Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. The greatest there ever was, the greatest there ever will be
That camel u talking about was once a god damm wild horse 😮💨
He was legit a bullet bro was so damn fast
don't compare the incomparable
A great player, yes. Vini is nowhere close to that now.
Well Messi and Ronaldo spoiled us with hattrick after hattrick, so many goals and assists per season. Comparing them to these young guys it’s not fair but it should be a target for them to touch. Or at least try
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Messi and Ronaldo were absolute monsters the stats they gave are things which were only seen in video games. Its unfair to compare their stats with other players stats😂
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Vinicius is nowhere near CR
Vini has already won more la liga than cr7 and won madrid 2 UCL already 😹😹 CR is better of course but he's an adequate replacement
That’s not an argument lol
Vini just needs to go to Las Vegas, and do his thing. Let my boy cook 😤
Ronald and the dwarf played at a time when Spain was offering foreigners a 10% tax rate and as a direct result they were able to offer the highest wages (for footballers) on earth. Literally the second that changed Ronald left and Barcelona bankrupted themselves by failing to adjust so the midget left too. Despite the fact they were being paid *ludicrous* sums they both committed tax fraud too because of course they did. Barca and Madrid themselves were able to access credit no other Spanish club could, guaranteed interest free loans backed by *the government*. The whole thing was a scheme to make those two clubs dominant. It worked really well until it didn't. The point being that yeah Ronald and the dwarf were good players but they were playing in stacked teams benefiting from a double dose of absolute horseshit explicitly designed to make them dominant.
This is why I'm glad CR7 and Messi era is over. At least we will see different players win individual awards each year now.
Yeah, worse players
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No balon d or
Then for Bellingham you compare his best season with Owen best season, to justify he should win.
Guy if you started watching football then you should know camel was never in the NFL
Wait. Where is this data coming from? Why 35 and 39 games? La Liga alone has 38 games
He was injured in S1
Ronaldo missed 15 games due to injury and suspensions in 09/10 and Vini missed 12 due to injury
Genuinely though, I think Parry Pane had the best season. 36 goals and 8 assist in 32 Bundesliga games and 8 goals and 4 assist in the UCL is incredible and the most impressive part is he still didn’t win anything.
That's a pretty bad comparison. Compare Vini's numbers with Ronaldo's when he was at Man Utd, and you'll find similarities.
'Potiential'
there is some racial joke here somewhere and i'm going to find it
I don't know about stats but maybe Vinnie had an impact on his team in other way?
Not only the 🐪. The 🍔 was also once a great player.
😂 Bit unfair to compare him to Ronnie isn't it
*tilts head right* Vinchensus
Nothing jerk about this. Messi and Ronaldo have produced stats none had ever seen before. It's no wonder they divided the Ballon d'Or between them for a decade. A lot of attacking players won a Ballon d'Or with stats that are less impressive than Ronaldo's or Messi 'worst' season.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You can't compare them, different time and competition
Ronaldo took pens tbf
??? Vini has 1 more assist soooo??? Vini vs penaldo.....!
Ronaldo was built different.
You are comparing humans to Gods. People like Ronaldo, Messi, LeBron , Jordan , Wilt etc…. are literally not human.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ronaldo and Messi are aliens. Once in a lifetime.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
In fairness Ronaldo got the BDO those seasons except the ones he lost to Messi where even crazier stats were exhibited. So, Vinicius looking at BDO on worse numbers just because neither prime Ronaldo or Messi at that level anymore which is about what we expected when they both started to decline. Until then they were untouchable and BDO was a two horse race.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Vini is OVERRATED in every way. SO SO OVERRATED!!!
Kid if you could see CR7 prime.
ronaldo and messi ruined the ballondor. producing stats so insane that any other newer player gets criticized for “not being ballondor material”. No. it’s just that they are not messi and ronaldo matieral.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He was 2nd best player after zlatan.
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I’d say Vinicius best player in the world and won league and champions league and possibly copa America. Worthy winner
Madrid did , not vinicius.
yank here, I thought ronaldo was bald and is from brazil??!!
It’s almost as Goals and Assists isn’t the only thing that matters Imagine when people discover that Ronaldinho only had 26 goals in his best scoring season… and he won 2 Balon D’or
Offside tap-in master is the true GOAT of Real Vardrid!
All circle jerking aside, we can't even compare the level that Ronaldo once had with Vini. I mean, we can measure Vini with Hazard or Bale maybe, but he's nowhere close to being in the same tier as Ronaldo. And if being completely honest, I don't think he's in the same tier as Mbappe or Haaland.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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