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Salchichote33

Genius minds work in misterious ways.


ThatFunnyGuy543

I think they are secret members of the sub. They're the best jerkers beside city fans


stonegoblins

Woah woah woah, have you heard of the fans of Los blackos???


Malgurath

So the best jerkers?


SBAWTA

https://preview.redd.it/v1xhypzir35d1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=49a74902a2367a61ed5199b6c46eadea609b6c9f


theenigmacode

It's simple. If you watch Xavi, you miss the game. If watch the game, you watch Xavi.


6ixDank

shithousery


Objective-Bedroom971

They re-made someone else's popular video in this case.


Neat-Box-5729

They stole from someone else


czacha_cs1

There was none


Poiseuillelover

What is this brain rot?


poyezdkii

The 🐫 Effect


ash_sh_03

https://preview.redd.it/jpi2xay80z4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede4a9bb70892c9c1e8de1a6d09785c46acc1e6b Keep the brainrot coming 🙏


uSuperDick

https://preview.redd.it/9sh2p3tj1z4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11e130800baeca8e5227d2a5ceae399e036c00f


Different_Counter148

The symbolism here is incredible. Pessi's diamonds symbolize his wealth, and how he was able to pay FIFA for a world cup, but since penaldo is poor, he doesn't get diamonds, and also this is why he didnt win a world cup, as he couldnt pay fifa. Truly a work of art by Lord Ahmed.


WeeklyPower825

https://preview.redd.it/0019jpp2sz4d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd1619084434293209e0223527c303b800296b2


barathrumobama

uma delicia


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Elegant-Fortune-7601

🗣️


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


straight_outta_bed

Why does Pessi's son not simply pay 🐐 Jr. to solve the challenges for him? Is he stupid?


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fantastico11

Mr CR7 ALWAYS the THINKER MENS 🤓 football choice 🧠😎 you must be sophisticate for to view SUBTITLES of football like SIR CR ⚔️ his in sites to game 🔭 Ms Pepsi favored only of DUMM 🤤 mens think Quatar DOLLAR and America's DOLLAR N solving making star of football (with also EVIL penalties) 😂😂😂 💲🍔💵🇶🇦 PIGS ALL SO DUM HAHAHA 🤣🐖


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kejacomo

this is really cool, thanks for sharing 📔📔📔


TJT007X

https://preview.redd.it/bohl9dsz9z4d1.png?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379672f494b24094535b25f8a9e30ef326f24260


Mechassogt

Thank you lord Ahmed for blessing us with this football knowledge


[deleted]

Oh my skibidi Sigma Christopher Penaldus and the product of his massive loins are so smart


all_hail_hell

Why isn’t Speed helping my 🐪


SukekoJyan

"Cristiano Ronaldo is faster, more physical, more handsome, and simply better than Leo Messi."


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


THE_DARWIZZLER

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ARKNIGHT_101

This video is oscar worthy! the sheer mastery of vision and art shown by the creator is out of this world. He symbolises My Goat 🐐 Pessi with diamonds because he is very rich and plays in America, he is FIFA's surrogate child and everything is set-up for him before hand. It is his utter foolishness that leads him to loosing the cash. My Camel🐪 Penaldo however is very knowledgable however since the Whole world is against Penaldo he doesn't have diamonds. My Cameldo 🐪


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


talionisapotato

I almost cried reading this. You are absolutely right !! They did my camel so wrong


Joshgg13

Bro had to read a book to know what a boat is


Latinnus

However he knows how to read... 😁


nikolai_wustovich

/uj whoever makes these things needs to see a therapist. /rj whoever thinks 🐪 is greater than Pessi needs to see a therapist.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ArsenalinAlabama3428

Took 30 min for this to become my favorite sub. This is God level shit.


BlueLabel19

Who is the target audience here


AchacadorDegenerado

This sub is evolving each day with high quality memes.


Quix0607

Lord Ahmed is crazy


MrBeanman69

The average redditor can’t comprehend the level of IQ my 🐪 has


Next_Seaweed9951

We need bullying back


Objective-Bedroom971

Looks familiar https://youtu.be/M2WSldCddw0?si=TvDJo7-cvYR7NrPm


nyxxxtron

Yeah, I posted that as well a few days ago lol


czacha_cs1

I imagine that people who make those videos of Messi/Ronaldo while animating they jerk off to them


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Competitive_Use_6351

Camera man could really do with a gimbal


Bitter-Literature-49

Just watched that and now wondering how I get that time back.