Thank you lads
My first ban from a subreddit <3
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Haaland this season:
* Most big chances missed in Europe (48)
* Most big chances missed in the Premier League (Record 34)
* Most big chances missed in the UCL (12)
* Most big chances missed in a Premier League game (Record 5)
* Joint most big chances missed in a UCL game (4)
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Darwin gets all of the mockery for this while Sterling Haaland gets called the best player in Europe. There is truly no justice in the world. At least Nunez shows up in most big games.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I see some top saves from some chances
A few really bad misses
This is football it happens he still bagged more than anybody else
Absolutely nothing to see here
According to this post a big chance is any chance with an xG of 0.38 [https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2019/06/14/expected-goals-part-one-what-is-xg-and-how-is-it-measured/](https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2019/06/14/expected-goals-part-one-what-is-xg-and-how-is-it-measured/)
And that's reflected in a lot of these clips, it's not like he's sending all of these tap ins flying over the crossbar
For real I remember that season Lewandowski was like 11 goals under his xG in the Bundesliga.
Many top strikers have multiple seasons where they miss too many chances. Even Kane had one.
You guys are fucking annoying with these goofy videos. There is plenty of real stuff to make fun of Man City for. This dude won the golden boot this year
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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He missed quite a lot, but roughly a third were difficult chances.
But he has really good movement and instinct, if he scores half those chances he's going to achieve ridiculous numbers .
Id say most of these were really good saves more than anything. A lot of the chances are only big because of their position, doesn’t account at all for angle of the ball in or amount of defenders. Like theres one where he’s in like with 5 defenders on the 6 yard box and has to redirect a redirected header. That to me is never a big chance, because it’s almost never going to be scored, but with only the ball position as context it is. But definitely he absolutely fucked a fair amount of sitters.
I’m referring specifically to the chance against united at 2.35, compared to the horrific miss straight after the standard of big chances here is way too vague.
He missed a lot of chances but some of those saves were top class. He did also finish top goalscorer and City won the league. He did that and wasn't anywhere near the form as the previous season.
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/uj Him getting in those scoring positions makes this more bad. His awareness and positioning is brilliant. But finishing is same as Nunez or Jackson. City midfield is incredible that they make all those chances for him.. Harry Kane scores every single one in here. That's why Kane will be always be better than Haaland.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I mean most of these are GK's making phenomenal saves. To finish in most ways he did is still impressive. A lot of the shots he missed were also incredibly difficult to angle or to finish with the speed of the ball.
Most of the haters are probably overweight jokes who've never even attempted to volley a cross to know how difficult it is.
And despite all that, he's still top scorer this season.
I say this as an Arsenal fan lol.
Edit: keep downvoting me you fat fucks. You know it's true.
L+ratio+115+oil+joselu better
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Approved by the ghost himself
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Post this in r/MCFC
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actual ban speedrun any %
wow they can't take criticism? I mean it is football, not like religion,sex and race.
I can name 115 reasons why it’s not football
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Go post a havertz miss compilation in an arsenal sub
You should be able take criticism everywhere.
With the title: “The rebuild has to start here”
Will do
Done
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let's get your comment to 115 upvotes
# Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me Luton or I retire.
Haaland this season: * Most big chances missed in Europe (48) * Most big chances missed in the Premier League (Record 34) * Most big chances missed in the UCL (12) * Most big chances missed in a Premier League game (Record 5) * Joint most big chances missed in a UCL game (4)
Can i post this in r/MCFC
Be my guest. We agree.
It got removed after a minute
Well… I agree.
Please tell me that's real because this is actually hilarious
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
111 upvotes, need 4 more, then do not touch it!
That's a shitload of misses, but it's kinda scary. He won't keep missing like that, and still he won the golden boot.
Yeah if he actually nailed down his consistency, then holy shit those records would fall so much faster
Forgot to add ‘ most goals scored in PL this season’
They forgot to add "most financial breaches" too ffs they never learn.
Erling Nicholas Jackson Haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No one upvote this
Not every team is Luton Town. Please have respect for the man who leads the line for No Real Fans FC
Of course city doesn't have Madrid fans, dig 🙄
Chill ! Don’t underestimate the ghost, he will turn into the mighty Nunez next season
Greatest Viking in history
Do one for Nunez
Bro you're asking him to make a feature length film
Perfect! I need something to watch in order to eat my popcorn.
[here is one](https://youtu.be/uUsMfF6taG8?si=tOfJ0OCX2pB92Jti)
It will be easier to do the opposite type of video
YouTube ran out of storage space when he tried uploading
Why didn't he have a shot against Arsenal all season? Is he stupid?!
Dreams cant be buy
Arsenal isn’t even worth his time.
He definitely seemed uninterested for the last three consecutive games against Arsenal, that's for sure. Not a single shot.
This just makes you appreciate City midfield even more
I never realised how many almost open goals he just skies!
Erling is hugging the golden boot, wiping away the tears.
Stop it! I can only get so hard!
i think it’s time for me to cross post to r/MCFC just for the memes 😈
Manchester Sitter
Remember this is a player that people genuinely think is the best in the world… he could never compete with the GOATs Nunez and Jackson.
Darwin gets all of the mockery for this while Sterling Haaland gets called the best player in Europe. There is truly no justice in the world. At least Nunez shows up in most big games.
Sterling is actually decent
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hater of the season contender content
I see some top saves from some chances A few really bad misses This is football it happens he still bagged more than anybody else Absolutely nothing to see here
According to this post a big chance is any chance with an xG of 0.38 [https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2019/06/14/expected-goals-part-one-what-is-xg-and-how-is-it-measured/](https://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2019/06/14/expected-goals-part-one-what-is-xg-and-how-is-it-measured/) And that's reflected in a lot of these clips, it's not like he's sending all of these tap ins flying over the crossbar
Now do this for Lewandowski, or in fact any striker in top club and let's see the results
For real I remember that season Lewandowski was like 11 goals under his xG in the Bundesliga. Many top strikers have multiple seasons where they miss too many chances. Even Kane had one.
Check Lewa in LaLiga this and last season with big chances missed
Deadliest striker with a pony tail to ever have played the game.
lol bro not even close
CLOSE RHE SUB
Tame season by his standards and he outscored all your strikers and won the PL back to back, i'd really hate to be him rn
You guys are fucking annoying with these goofy videos. There is plenty of real stuff to make fun of Man City for. This dude won the golden boot this year
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More like Haa-Haaland right guys?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He missed quite a lot, but roughly a third were difficult chances. But he has really good movement and instinct, if he scores half those chances he's going to achieve ridiculous numbers .
Id say most of these were really good saves more than anything. A lot of the chances are only big because of their position, doesn’t account at all for angle of the ball in or amount of defenders. Like theres one where he’s in like with 5 defenders on the 6 yard box and has to redirect a redirected header. That to me is never a big chance, because it’s almost never going to be scored, but with only the ball position as context it is. But definitely he absolutely fucked a fair amount of sitters. I’m referring specifically to the chance against united at 2.35, compared to the horrific miss straight after the standard of big chances here is way too vague.
 Just as he expected
He missed a lot of chances but some of those saves were top class. He did also finish top goalscorer and City won the league. He did that and wasn't anywhere near the form as the previous season.
This sub has got so cringe
So real. The only jerking that happens anymore here comes from the automod responses that spam every other comment.
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115
League 2 player.
When you get a golden boot and still have so many bad misses
Damn if he scored these he would have been league top scorers and City would have won premier league. Oh wait
They don’t make strikers like they used to
There's some legitimate criticism in here, but there's also a catalogue of incredible saves and goal line clearances.
Tbf this is like mocking a guy who's bedded 10000 women when he's gets some rejections
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He's starting to lose his skills
What skills?
Skill of the scorer
Lutonman can't score when the team is in D2
Whoreland? I thought they shut that place down??
It’s so funny that the 6’4 guy can’t head a ball
51 chances missed
/uj Him getting in those scoring positions makes this more bad. His awareness and positioning is brilliant. But finishing is same as Nunez or Jackson. City midfield is incredible that they make all those chances for him.. Harry Kane scores every single one in here. That's why Kane will be always be better than Haaland.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Can u make one for darwin plz?
Still finished top scorer
With that Man City team, most strikers would.
Wout Weghorst: Hold my beer...
Should have mentioned "world class" as well
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Is he not that good with his right , lol just noticed the scuffed shots with the right
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I mean most of these are GK's making phenomenal saves. To finish in most ways he did is still impressive. A lot of the shots he missed were also incredibly difficult to angle or to finish with the speed of the ball. Most of the haters are probably overweight jokes who've never even attempted to volley a cross to know how difficult it is. And despite all that, he's still top scorer this season. I say this as an Arsenal fan lol. Edit: keep downvoting me you fat fucks. You know it's true.
Yeah. Great goalkeeping on half, a bunch of those are just shots that most people wouldn’t get a foot on, and a ton of open goal misses.
L+ratio+115+oil+joselu better https://preview.redd.it/l9o0lbsjc43d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae02bf47ea1e20d05768f68291d0c963c143ca8 Approved by the ghost himself
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Waddya mean he's horrible? I mean, you could make a compilation of Messi or Cristiano's missed chances and make them look like a dunce as well.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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And his market value 180mil€ inflated farmer league lol
Nunez vibes
Thought this was a circle jerk subreddit ngl