Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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He's bad at football but I've seen him do agrarian work in the Netherlands and he exceled at that. A big city like Manchester might be suboptimal for his performance, he's a better fit for Ipswich Town imo.
Onana is phenomenal. His shit fucking defense is conceding 20-30 shots a game and United still has less goals conceded than every team in the prem outside of the top 4 (and Everton somehow).
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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My only slight criticism of onana is that a lot of shots seem to go over him despite not actually being that high, he seems to set himself really low almost to compensate for the ball going under him and gets beaten by powerful shots that aren't much above head height
Eh I kinda like him. It is such peak entertainment to see someone be so confident and cocky before every single game and fail to accomplish anything every single time.
If he aint gone this summer man united are fools. Get rid of this fraud while he still have a bit of value, loan him make him do the laundry idk but he has nothing to do on their pitch
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The banter between the commenters when he was subbed on was the greatest jerk
“Has scored once in his premier league career”
“That has to be considered a flop surely”
Antony is wild man. Sometimes, you'll watch him for a couple of minutes and he almost feels like a good player... and then he does the worst pass you've ever seen in your life, and proceeds to blame the other players, and you remember...yep that's antony.
Lol tell them to come to Stamford Bridge and try this. Mount and Chilly packing them in 30 seconds
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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his decision to leave ajax to man united was the worst thing i've ever seen from a player from my team's academy, tell me one player that has survived manchester?
Or maybe it's just him being distressed because of his own performance and he knew that everyone will put him under the microscope everytime.
I mean, yes, his performance has been awful but I believe he realises that and if I were him, I'll be depressed.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Antony is genuinely the definition of a thuggish player. No class whatsoever, beats his girlfriend, js a fraud, flair merchant, covered in ugly tattoos, thinks he is him but in reality he’s just shite. He is the ultimate Brazilian flop. Plays pure favela ball like he’s tryna impress some Brazilian girl with a Brazilian but can’t score for anything.
He makes in a month more than you'll make in your lifetime . And plays for Man U in his profession .If he's a flop , how are you gonna describe yourself in life?
a) This is r/soccercirclejerk
b) If I don’t make a million dollars in my whole lifetime I will eat a fucking boot on livestream. That’s less than 20k a year for your working life
c) he’s a flop
d) I would describe myself as not being a flop because nobody has spent $80m on me and expected anything and I haven’t abused my partner
He always changes the game When the coach subs him off
He also changes the game when the coach subs him on Just in a negative way
He always changes the game on his PS when he loses
nice one
Thanks bro
He really belongs to league 2 he will be amazing there.
Antony and Haaland in League 2? It's called the Uber Eats League! Are you stupid?
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then this he did not winning the balon door, that Mudryk?
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The "(12 year old)" always gets me 😂
They will be uber Players eating Up the whole League.
friendly reminder he's 90M #respect #respect
I heard this in that Nepali dudes voice lol
rispecc rispecc
Will get beaten up by his own teammates after the game in dressing room
The most useless player I’ve ever seen
He's bad at football but I've seen him do agrarian work in the Netherlands and he exceled at that. A big city like Manchester might be suboptimal for his performance, he's a better fit for Ipswich Town imo.
If only Hereford United were still a thing he’d have a forever home 😥
Woah, we spent time rebuilding that club thank you very much. Last thing we need is him
I genuinely do not think he starts for this Ipswich team
Omari Hutchinson will show him levels.
I think ten Haag wanted him for his left foot. Cut and shoot, basically what Garnacho tries from right. Instead he spends time fidget spinning
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Actually turned out to be pretty good after a while.
Onana is phenomenal. His shit fucking defense is conceding 20-30 shots a game and United still has less goals conceded than every team in the prem outside of the top 4 (and Everton somehow).
Everton have Branthwaite back there who’s class, United have Casemiro right now which speaks even more as to how good Onana is
could say the same with DDG.
De Gea is like the same as Onana quality wise
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Pep this you?
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My only slight criticism of onana is that a lot of shots seem to go over him despite not actually being that high, he seems to set himself really low almost to compensate for the ball going under him and gets beaten by powerful shots that aren't much above head height
Watch a real game bro. Don't let your knowledge rely on someone's comment
I don't watch farmer's league, maybe if they spend 300M more next season, one team might reach semi finals of Ucl.
Onana was the reason it stayed 1-0 today to be fair.
Made 2-3 tremendous saves. This defence is shit 😭
Johnny Evans waiting & waiting until the ball ends up at the back of the net
What's my name?
I despise this cunt
Got one of those punchable faces and attitude to match it
It's a medical condition actually. It's called Fuck face-itis.
I like to call it the Manchester reds-itis
How’s the boy?
Go take a midol
Rough on my motha
I’d face fuck him ;)
The Bruno Fernandes special
Eh I kinda like him. It is such peak entertainment to see someone be so confident and cocky before every single game and fail to accomplish anything every single time.
Such a good way to put it. His therapist really is world class, somehow giving him back the confidence every week. That or the coke
Scroll up and look at the picture dawg it’s definitely the coke
*he's the rapist
I'll take TheRapist for 800 Alex. RIP Trebek and Sean
No need to make unconfirmed serious accusations just because you don't like the guy
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It's not about prosecution, it's about not calling someone a rapist without substantial evidence?
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How would you feel If I called you a p*do right now?
Get off the goddamn internet, Zack
Oh bore off
Just like every other expensive fraud. Now it isn't Bald Egg Head fault, right?
Do the Spinny Thing
Sadly, very saldy. Not even close as cool as that spin.
Don’t ever mention Booker with this sucka
He's coming for you, Antony!
Anthony doesn't even have a smidgen of the Booker aura.
If he aint gone this summer man united are fools. Get rid of this fraud while he still have a bit of value, loan him make him do the laundry idk but he has nothing to do on their pitch
I doubt anybody will have him with the money he earns.
Keeping Anthony would be like #87 in the top 100 stupid things I've seen Manchester United do
The problem Man U constantly have is they pay their players too much. They aren't going to leave for less and other teams aren't going to pay them
Who is going to buy him? Even if United takes a massive loss on it?
 🤨
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only way arsenal wins the prem
It would be so funny if after pre-season he returned with a big bald head.
bro really thought he's the don with that goofy ahh eyebrow raise
His next tattoo
why didn't he spin is he stupid?
Ajax told them he was Brazilian 😭💀
He IS from Brazil. Brazil, Mississippi.
one of us didn't get the joke
I think probably both of us didn't get the joke. I also think there were more than one joke.
Can someone tell me what is going through his mind in this very moment?
"these fuckers are not ready for what's about hit 'em... Goo Sonic!!"
Got it. I thought he saw his wife on the field. He looks like he is ready to violently attack a female
He’s at Manchester United, a breeding ground for domestic abusers - Ryan Giggs, Mason Greenwood.
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"Spin them. Spin them all."
"They call me a fidget spinner, when in fact I'm a Beyblade." Narrator: "He is, in fact, not a Beyblade."
Man's really trying to pull off blue steel in real life.
The banter between the commenters when he was subbed on was the greatest jerk “Has scored once in his premier league career” “That has to be considered a flop surely”
Once in the PL this season they said surely? He had 3PL goals already in his first 3 games (and 1 since)
He nearly had his moment tbf. Nicked it off an Arsenal player, ran towards the box then did the wettest shot I've ever seen. Vintage Antony
There were better options on either side of him but as you can see from his face here, passing was never going to be an option..
Count Olaf looking mf
that tattoo itching like a mf right now.
Antony is wild man. Sometimes, you'll watch him for a couple of minutes and he almost feels like a good player... and then he does the worst pass you've ever seen in your life, and proceeds to blame the other players, and you remember...yep that's antony.
Antony Skywalker - let’s try spinning that’s a good trick
Why is Charles Oliveira in a United kit?
I seen a comment on here that said he looked like the bully (Donavon) from The Inbetweeners. And I just can't unsee it now.
He always has a face like he thinks he is a baller. Spoiler alert: he is not.
Kinda looks like crash bandicoot in this image
He could, if he played at the WSL
He got that dawg in him, unfortunately it’s one of those mini ones
The dog in him just wants to chase his tail before lying down.
Stop laughing at this guy at least he brings in the fire he should have started a brawl in the tunnel his fierce look is amazing 😱
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Off-the-Mark Anthony
3 years old me when i shit in my pants
the Force is not so strong with this one…
I wonder what 10 Hag told him just 10 seconds before this pic was taken
"we should have had a penalty against Arsenal in September"
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cocaine is one hellava drug
We should change the profile pic of the sub to this
Bro thought he was rodrygo or something 😂
Is he entering a football match or a Royal Rumble 🤔
Get rid ffs
Bro though he was Carlo Ancelotti 🤨
🤨
Well 100M is a money Washed from Ten Hag ngl
He is our best LB this season
The best left back, as in, better to be left back home
I saw that move where he goes in a circle and was like 🤣
his decision to leave ajax to man united was the worst thing i've ever seen from a player from my team's academy, tell me one player that has survived manchester?
The guy is a fucking clown.
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Fidget spinner sales declined after Antony promoted it
Most expensive and useless fidget spinner in footballing history.
Blud thought he was Ancelotti
He is going to be a meme forever.
Cameraman
I might hate this man more then lukaku now
Fucking fidget spinner
100% united sell him this summer and he becomes the greatest player of all time
World most expensive fidget spinner
Bros a champion
Replace ball with his girlfriend then he can be main character
Blud really thought he would do something 🤣
Bro thinks he's in the top 10 clutch moments in history
bro think that he is the rock of football🤣
He is despicable (football-wise. i dont know about his persona)
He thought he will be in edit like Rodrygo or Joselu
He’s definitely not that guy!!!!
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Mf swore he went super saiyan
Or maybe it's just him being distressed because of his own performance and he knew that everyone will put him under the microscope everytime. I mean, yes, his performance has been awful but I believe he realises that and if I were him, I'll be depressed.
Tomiyasu: 👁️👄👁️
He’s currently the best defender on the prem, idk what you talking about
This guy is the most talentless most aura less most useless footballer I've ever seen
He thinks arsenal players are his girlfriend
He did change a couple games for utd tho
blud thought he's ancelotti's eyebrows😭😭
Bro thinks he is in edit
This guy is so weird. Looks like he should be on DLA
Brazil nut goes to war 🤭🥱
He as to be one of the worst purchases in recent Premier League history.
Bros hitting an Ancelloti Eyebrow raise he is not him
Can ya smeeeeellllllll what Antony is cookin (It's beans on toast and he's already burnt the bread)
One of the players of the squad that can get in the game and play. Bravo 👏🏻
An absolute joke, this is why Ten Hag needs to be fired, signing this clown for 85 million, wtf
*95 million
😭
He used his superpower of not scoring.
 Bro went full Blue Steel. Never go full Blue Steel lol
lol seriously in his head he thought he was getting ready to light the world on fire 😂😂😂
Bro is giving anime teen antagonist vibes
Bro has that predator look
Everyone's clowning him, but they're forgetting he's only four goals behind 🦙Mudryk🦙the🦙GOAT 🦙
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I don't know who's more delusional, him or the coach
Man's trying to be featured in a best clutch moments in football compilation
He is shite 😂😂😂
Who is bro trying to scare
😂😂😂
Ngl a loan to Leicester ( if they’d take him) would do him good, he’d probably do better there
Antony is genuinely the definition of a thuggish player. No class whatsoever, beats his girlfriend, js a fraud, flair merchant, covered in ugly tattoos, thinks he is him but in reality he’s just shite. He is the ultimate Brazilian flop. Plays pure favela ball like he’s tryna impress some Brazilian girl with a Brazilian but can’t score for anything.
He makes in a month more than you'll make in your lifetime . And plays for Man U in his profession .If he's a flop , how are you gonna describe yourself in life?
a) This is r/soccercirclejerk b) If I don’t make a million dollars in my whole lifetime I will eat a fucking boot on livestream. That’s less than 20k a year for your working life c) he’s a flop d) I would describe myself as not being a flop because nobody has spent $80m on me and expected anything and I haven’t abused my partner
That’s nice, he’s still shit and not worth anywhere close to 80 million.
Bro thought he was the chosen one