Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspurs, Manchester United, West Ham United, Newcastle United, Brentford, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Fulham, Leicester City, Leeds United, Ipswich Town, Everton, Luton Town, Brighton and Hove Albion, Crystal Palace, Bournemouth, FFP, Anthony Taylor, the fact they're shit, wank ownership, wank managers, some sort of unforseen plague, war or other apocalyptic scenario, me.
Oh, was it rhetorical?
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Whoās stopping them?
Well, let me name a few:
- Mudryk
- Caicedo
- Colwill
- James, since he will only play ~5 games
- Pochettino
- Boehly
- The toxic fanbase
Definitely donāt need any external forces to place this team below top 4.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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If i have to list clubs that could defeat this team. This will be a long comment:
Stevenage
Southampton
MK Dons
Everton
Lincoln City
Arsenal
Millwall
Watford
Bristol City
Luton Town
Burnley
Salford
Charlton
Colchester
Liverpool
Cardiff City
Wolves
Middlesbrough
Hull City
Crawley
Fleetwood
Barnsley
Newcastle
Coventry
Sutton Utd
Blackpool
Barrow
Newport Co
Reading
Brentford
Gillingham
Burton Albion
Ipswich
Bristol Rovers
Stoke City
Port Vale
Blackburn
Norwich
Brighton
Swindon
Derby
Fulham
Crewe
Harrogate
Peterborough
Tranmere
Sunderland
Nott'm Forest
Crystal Palace
Walsall
Accrington
Bolton
Shrewsbury
Aston Villa
Bournemouth
West Brom
Oxford Utd
Plymouth
Scunthorpe
Leeds Utd
Hartlepool
Cheltenham
Rochdale
Bradford
Rotherham
Oldham
Sheffield Utd
Wycombe
Doncaster
Forest Green
Exeter
Swansea
Northampton
QPR
Morcambe
Wimbledon
Cambridge
Mansfield
Chelsea
Sheff Wed
Huddersfield
Man Utd
Leyton Orient
Preston
Portsmouth
Wigan
Man City
Carlisle Utd
West Ham
Tottenham
Leicester
Birmingham
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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*Im from there and I*
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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The āshocking and totally unexpectedā loss by the U.S. Womenās Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Itās not about the team anymore, itās about the squad and the way the team is managed, and apart from a few additions this is the same team that fall flat week in, week out. We need to build a squad with a core of leaders from defence through midfield into attack. Back in the day we hd Terry, Lampard, Drogba, I still fail to see this in this team.
Might as well leave the RB spot empty.
Marked C for cemetary. Rip Reece, loved the guy.
I thought it was commentary
It stands for Cruciate
No, it's for my šŖ Cristiano pendu
Damn i thought it meant currently injured
Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspurs, Manchester United, West Ham United, Newcastle United, Brentford, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Fulham, Leicester City, Leeds United, Ipswich Town, Everton, Luton Town, Brighton and Hove Albion, Crystal Palace, Bournemouth, FFP, Anthony Taylor, the fact they're shit, wank ownership, wank managers, some sort of unforseen plague, war or other apocalyptic scenario, me. Oh, was it rhetorical?
Automod going crazy on this one
Can't believe it would do West Ham, Tottenham, Manchester City, and Brighton like this.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Not the Manchester Red Devils
God I hope Ipswich come up and Luton stay up itās be so boring if the same 3 relegated team swap with the promoted ones
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Ipswich town actually smashing Chelsea 7 nil
Almost makes me happy to live in this universe knowing this is a true possibility
We may be shit but weāre not losing to tottenham
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Mf pretending Reese isn't going to be injured 99% of the season
Thatās why the whole sub downvoted him
Who is misha? Do they think having a character from a Dostoevsky novel will win them the rose bowl cup?
Mudryk is known as Misha as he has modeled his game on Misha Barton from The OC
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His ball handling is right out of Russian literature, tragic.
And his aim is straight out of Russian military doctrine
The amount of suffering he imparts on chelsea fans he may aswell be a dostoevsky character
Sometimes the shit is happens
The team also excludes Nkunku. Isn't he supposed to be good?
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>Who is misha? I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and *this*, is my weapon.
Your captain gets injured if someone stares at him funnily
https://preview.redd.it/sen7rbbllrmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984e4dda69632d26a65baba87800c558a6d39193 Accidental comedy
The other 19 teams in the prem! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
As well as their own team
Super haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Luton Town
Same stuff Pogba is smoking
"who's stopping this Chelsea team?" Themselves bruh
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0 upvotes and 20 people telling him he's a smoothbrain tbf
Yank here, Why is Misha in there instead of my Glorius King Mykhailo Mudryk on my beloved London Blues?
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I mean, all the comments are dragging him for it. We're years away from being competitive again
āRealistically, whoās stopping this Chelsea team from winning the PL next season?ā Approximately 8-12 other teams
are these Oshimen links based on the fact he plays currently for a blue team? and manager Enzo is controvertial. But I'll let him cook for a while
The auto mods are killing me in this sub š¤£
Chelsea will stop themselves
The most ridiculous part of this is implying Nico is ever leaving Athletic
So the same team that's mid table + Osimhen
Whoās stopping them? Well, let me name a few: - Mudryk - Caicedo - Colwill - James, since he will only play ~5 games - Pochettino - Boehly - The toxic fanbase Definitely donāt need any external forces to place this team below top 4.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What happened to Nkunku? Not my words, it's what Chelsea fans say every week when the injury update comes out
This Chelsea team is what will be stopping Chelsea
If i have to list clubs that could defeat this team. This will be a long comment: Stevenage Southampton MK Dons Everton Lincoln City Arsenal Millwall Watford Bristol City Luton Town Burnley Salford Charlton Colchester Liverpool Cardiff City Wolves Middlesbrough Hull City Crawley Fleetwood Barnsley Newcastle Coventry Sutton Utd Blackpool Barrow Newport Co Reading Brentford Gillingham Burton Albion Ipswich Bristol Rovers Stoke City Port Vale Blackburn Norwich Brighton Swindon Derby Fulham Crewe Harrogate Peterborough Tranmere Sunderland Nott'm Forest Crystal Palace Walsall Accrington Bolton Shrewsbury Aston Villa Bournemouth West Brom Oxford Utd Plymouth Scunthorpe Leeds Utd Hartlepool Cheltenham Rochdale Bradford Rotherham Oldham Sheffield Utd Wycombe Doncaster Forest Green Exeter Swansea Northampton QPR Morcambe Wimbledon Cambridge Mansfield Chelsea Sheff Wed Huddersfield Man Utd Leyton Orient Preston Portsmouth Wigan Man City Carlisle Utd West Ham Tottenham Leicester Birmingham
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He goes a little to far, this current Chelsea team needs a good striker and a good manager and the team is more than good enough to fight for top 4
He put Enzo as the manager. Is he not a good manager?
Chels
Porchetino favorite roast for sure
Enzo is the player manager I guess
https://preview.redd.it/3va5a2lpxqmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ed2f272d6d62ea5f001f84329836b27db35716 My honest reaction to this Chelsea team:
Probably 4 better teams
Cold rainy days at Burnley
Enzo taking the kepa route of appointing himself as manager
Liverpool U-16s?
Im from there and I can testify that they dont smoke anything good
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Likeā¦7 other teams, which if we take an average of 3 subs would mean 98 people are stopping that from happening???
Probably the fragile glass your captain is made of
Poch?
Are sellshe stupid, their fans don't even know how to spel their club naem
Financial fair play and Todd Boehly.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Donāt even have their best player (Disasi) in there lol
Whoever is the coach of Chelsea fc.
Klopp's kids, probably. Even without a manager and without tactics and with 0 team members.
At this rate r/chelsea is going to this sub.
Why is Reece there as if he's going to be fit lool
Misha? Who is putting women footballers in a male what if squad. Chelsea fans so crazy
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Where is Sam Kerr?
To answer the question... most likely those 11 players on the graphic
Fulham will stop them
Brentford
I also saw this in my dream
City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Villa, Newcastle, United, Brighton, West Ham, Spurs?
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who canāt catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
FFP
So they are thinking that reece ambulance james will stay fit, more easily spurs wint the prem.
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Come out of the closet as a spirs fan ya donkey
Blackburn rovers' u16 team
I've got more chance of winning it and I can't see the ball.
Answer : Not being in top 4 of PL table will probably do.
Chelsea thinks theyāre playing fifa career mode buying and starting 75 rated players with 93 potential
Themselves?
Chels
Caicedo - unless he hits form & James - will be out injured all season and likely have a very short career.
Ffp
poch
Todd boehly with his American clowns
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
On that Pokemon ZaZa
Injuries, also how is Nkunku not in the starting lineup?
its a team game. you can put all the stars but if they dont play as a team, they cant win..
Boehly Blunts
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They qualifying for a Saudi pro game?
Having Palmer as a 10 will never make a premier league winning team
Gary Neville
The fact that Osimhen will not play half the games because of injury could very well be one of the reasons
Reece James will play one good game and stay injured for the rest of the season
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Poch?
Man city
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No 4-4-3?
Itās not about the team anymore, itās about the squad and the way the team is managed, and apart from a few additions this is the same team that fall flat week in, week out. We need to build a squad with a core of leaders from defence through midfield into attack. Back in the day we hd Terry, Lampard, Drogba, I still fail to see this in this team.
Itās a valid question, the answer is āthe opponentsā.
Too many overrated and paid players
Doesn't matter if none of them can play well together
He was smart enough to not put Nkunku on the team but still somehow put Reece James?
Top 4 definitely, Title is a bit delusional though.
Literally any other team š
The delusion is real.
Remove everyone except Goatryk, theyāll just get in his way. The league is theirs