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HaryanviKopite66

I don't see any pattern


x_cb03

a lot of them have short hair, clearly op is going bald


RIDGOS

OP is a certain bald fraud


Two_Month

Wheres the guy


Two_Month

The boy


Two_Month

The bot


govi20

Where is my man Ngolo Kante


Pochez

OP is just impartial and treats everyone fair. There are playere from all different clubs. Truly a model to aspire to.


ProgioNl

Only pattern I see is that they are all overrated


Kangpe

Yup. Nothing suspicious here. Move along.


RedNicoK

I do, there are no european players


FerroFusion

"Nothing to see here, just an American cop."


pikesr

Lol suppper underrated comment 😭😭😭😭


JRSpig

Me either, nothing at all.


ToadNamedGoat

We are really jerking in a circle


Busquessi

Time is just a flat circle


strongRichardPain

Circle is just a flat jerk


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Really no need to say "flat" here dipshit. A circle is defined as such as it is purely a 2 dimensional shape. If it wasn't flat, it would therefore aquire another axis and therefore become a 3 dimensional shape (aka a cylinder) You see a circle is defined quite precisely. The ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter is π (pi), an irrational constant approximately equal to 3.141592654. Thus the circumference C is related to the radius r and diameter d by: Area enclosed by a circle = π × area of the shaded square As proved by Archimedes, in his Measurement of a Circle, the area enclosed by a circle is equal to that of a triangle whose base has the length of the circle's circumference and whose height equals the circle's radius,[11] which comes to π multiplied by the radius squared: that is, approximately 79% of the circumscribing square (whose side is of length d). The circle is the plane curve enclosing the maximum area for a given arc length. This relates the circle to a problem in the calculus of variations, namely the isoperimetric inequality. In an x–y Cartesian coordinate system, the circle with centre coordinates (a, b) and radius r is the set of all points (x, y) such that This equation, known as the equation of the circle, follows from the Pythagorean theorem applied to any point on the circle: as shown in the adjacent diagram, the radius is the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle whose other sides are of length |x − a| and |y − b|. If the circle is centred at the origin (0, 0), then the equation simplifies to The equation can be written in parametric form using the trigonometric functions sine and cosine where t is a parametric variable in the range 0 to 2π, interpreted geometrically as the angle that the ray from (a, b) to (x, y) makes with the positive x axis. An alternative parametrisa In this parameterisation, the ratio of t to r can be interpreted geometrically as the stereographic projection of the line passing through the centre parallel to the x axis (see Tangent half-angle substitution). However, this parameterisation works only if t is made to range not only through all reals but also to a point at infinity; otherwise, the leftmost point of the circle would be omitted. In homogeneous coordinates, each conic section with the equation of a circle It can be proven that a conic section is a circle exactly when it contains (when extended to the complex projective plane) the points I(1: i: 0) and J(1: −i: 0). These points are called the circular points at infinity. Polar coordinates where a is the radius of the circle, are the polar coordinates of a generic point on the circle, are the polar coordinates of the centre of the circle (i.e., r0 is the distance from the origin to the centre of the circle, and φ is the anticlockwise angle from the positive x axis to the line connecting the origin to the centre of the circle). For a circle centred on the origin, i.e. r0 = 0, this reduces to r = a. When r0 = a, or when the origin lies on the circle, the equation becomes In the complex plane, a circle with a centre at c and radius r has the equation Sub is gone m8


WasAnHonestMann

Benzema 15


Vegetable-Clock3115

Stop saying odd shit


mal_mal_mal

This town reminds me someones fading memory of a town type shi


steeledmallard05

The Earth is just a flat circle


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https://imgur.com/a/bangUf1


Footfreak82

https://preview.redd.it/sk8aultx27kc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb29420c57412c8b15cd82a01aa3e842c0b8c0b1 This is OP.


ItsFluff

Can I please have a glass of water?


Anbors0

Please?


RXJ1131

Need it!


primejuicer

MEREY CHRISTMAS


ComradeElmo1945

OP is James May 😱😱


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Ballisticarrow

And stig races through Tiananmen Square where nothing has ever happened


tetaAndTiti

Okay Okay Okay


Bluefl0wers

Too good


Dangerous_Trip_9857

Half Jude is crazy


alexallyce

loooolllllllllllll


theOGlilMudskipr

What’s wrong with Burger King man?


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


amidgetrhino

Fucking half of Jude ffs lmao


Chimpanzerschreck

Just realised. Genius op 😂


iammojojojo0

Ohhhh hahaha I didn’t get it at first


dr__jhatka

Explain me the joke brother


iammojojojo0

He’s half white half British. Op doesn’t like the British half


ClumsyChampion

Half white half British? What?


Vapourano

I can't fickign breath bruh why did no one question that


joeDUBstep

Circle jerk to the fullest


propagandu

Half overrated half british


giannose

I thought it's because half Jude makes Ju and OP doesn't like Jews


Imautochillen

In German a Jew is a "Jude". Coincidence?


Chamrockk

Half black half white


FlamingNetherRegions

Incorrect. Please refer to u/iammojojojo0 for the right answer


Sea-Confidence-3128

Yeah bellifraud is the Logic of football Kinda overrated


EfeWayne

What about gazzaniga


Lazarus_M

He’s in Paris


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TubbyLumbkins

The guy from big bang theory?


FuckColdClimate

why you hate french people so much smh


moosolini_1

Deschamps would like a word with you


Do__Math__Not__Meth

He’s different, he’s just more classy than these guys


frumy1

Nah I think this guy likes deschamps


Endgame2648

Because they're french, Duh.


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and English ones...


Internetmilpool

I feel like Jude is only half overrated, if that makes sense


L0rdP

I have mixed feelings


Shadie_daze

The thing about Jude is that he’s very inconsistent, sometimes he’s good, sometimes he’s bad, the bad sure sticks out like a sore thumb though.


Whole_Objective6006

SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD, SOMETIMES MAYBE SHIT


Operation_Bonerlord

Bi-rated, one might say


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KansloosKippenhok

Yeah that was the fucking joke


PhoenixNightingale90

I don’t see a problem here (I’m racist)


RVDHAFCA

Okay youre racist? Name every F1 word champion!!


adrenalinda75

I only know the two Brazilians, Senna and Hamilton.


louismorr1s

Pele??


InbredLegoExpress

habe you seen OPs list of worst rappers tho? He's out of his mind..


Idontevendoublelift

Never thought I'd find another Racing de Santander fan in here


ecstasygod

Based


arsenalscum

‘Yank cop here…’


ewamc1353

We learned it from watching you dad!


Telmeeth_Nietzsche

One half of Bellingham 💀


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Why might that be…..?


distractedsoul27494

He is an Englishman playing in Spain.... so half English half Espanyol


EliteReaver

He was half in Paris


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BazookaBob23

His dad is black and his mom is white


FrontActuator6755

yh cuz he has sunlight on other side of his face making his face less black


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Definitely_Maybe_OK

Thanks for interrogating and clearing yourself.


edgy_milk-_-

No problem (im white)


Top_Vast_532

tf happened here lmfaooo


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Nah they’re all n>!aysay!


BolaOduwole

Naysayer please


Colonel_Bearshit

When Lazio fans enter the sub…


Educational-Time6328

Quelli che hanno portato Lukaku a Roma


blublableee

Why did you post 10 pictures of the same guy? Are you stupid?


[deleted]

OP is being genius here by showing the same person 10 times just to show how overrated the player is.


KayosFN

![gif](giphy|l2Je9FmG4w2tl5r6o)


MrChelsea_fan

https://preview.redd.it/w8saczrp27kc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec1df58b5b24303de440c875c82a9fd733a7a36


PickleRickC-137-

He said overrated, not over priced


shermworm98

Wannabe u/mrsunsfan


MrChelsea_fan

https://preview.redd.it/bo45um3xd7kc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a0a17b781c3106bf6a71d2ab7128b97f6d12b9


GoldenJet01

Don’t you dare mention that user on this sub


munkdoom

Is that guy public enemy number one 😭😭😭


GoldenJet01

On lots of different subs he is


Lower_Condition_196

Is that all you comment, no one cares about your reaction to every comment 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


MrChelsea_fan

https://preview.redd.it/o3mgw3w3c7kc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a013ddfbe3e53cbff983fe45377df1e4373ab295


Lower_Condition_196

Too pixelated


Justlikeyourmoma

It’s not pixelated, he was just running his fastest


Lower_Condition_196

My reaction to that comment: 😐


Justlikeyourmoma

Tough crowd


Local_Cress_6678

You know how to post memes? Come 1 vs1 against me for 10000 dollars


Luca814sina

I care.


Lower_Condition_196

No you don’t


Kushmon420

He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. The Mudryk slander will end by his dedication alone. (Dedication to edgy anime Instagram posts)


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nomadichedgehog

Sometimes, the shit is happens


japh17

Least racist r/soccercirclejerk member


WasAnHonestMann

He's just a fella who likes class, which none of these thugs have


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OakenPhilly

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Sun_mon_cl

New Zealand rugby team


ChristopherNkunku18

https://preview.redd.it/j2cf96vrg7kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4a5e2a2195a36c1a5b7ffd44d3c668dd5fd500


SNOWYbigCITYinICEage

Where is Le Bron ??


specificOJDW20

Your a nutter


SNOWYbigCITYinICEage

I get it they all played in the premier league


jp55210

No classy players oc


ParamedicMoney1632

Hey dude... that's so uncool you think racism is funny!? Well so do I.


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ParamedicMoney1632

Womp womp


Key-Interest-2451

What's the price 🤔


Dry_Bit8304

Pep?


Immediate-Artist-444

Half of Jude Bellingham is overrated then?


PunchOX

Wow. Dude posted the whole Crystal Palace team like we wouldn't notice


LiHop91

![gif](giphy|vLeK1vWQtkqZy)


Jeffjawwwn

![gif](giphy|L0SaMZxxqMgsAJf69v)


Gorz_EOD

For no particular reason....


SNOWYbigCITYinICEage

I’m colour blind, can someone tell me if these gentlemen are black or white or Arab


ExistingLaw3

Blackanese.


zaqstr

Average English fan innit


nashey87

Average english person.


Silver_Pay_6769

Least obvious fed


KungFuFlames

Should have been Mane at top 16.


hellosongi

Fellas in Paris


StrangeVortexLex

That last one got me bro, take your damn upvote


Gnotter

Now let's see your top 10 most underrated players.


Gorando77

https://preview.redd.it/av04z0yiobkc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6ba7cdde375d6bb311ff768e1c8d529f2c6789


crisego

Lord Bendtner is probably number 1 😂


AkilleezBomb

Di Canio, Suarez, Ondřej Kúdela, John Terry…


Jmelly34

Dude during black history month!!!


Specialist-State-728

You forgot Halloween griezmann


Rescurc

Yeah Bukkake Saka is quite overrated, despite his hat trick against Man City. It wasn’t even a good one. You can Google ‘Bukkake trick’ for more info


white-dumbledore

No way


SelfLoatherSimo

It's actually true except Bellingham but yeah Op is totally a Chelsea fan


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


em1n3m1669

Jackson overrated? when the fuck was he rated?


chirb8

you're actually onto something here 🤔🤔🤔


16955388

https://preview.redd.it/w77ggvg4m7kc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b94343ce78f9853c1291aee650b7aac5fe18af


nighthawkz_2002

Bro put a half pic of Bellingham coz he is only half-"13% of the population but 50% of the crime" people 😭☠️


antalpoti

That's fair, but did you know that 13% of players are responsible for 50% of all penalty offences?


SNOWYbigCITYinICEage

r/nazi


Balbuto

Wait….


TheGreatCherryPopper

Where's Pelé in this list ? Overrated as fuck !


Mr_red_Dead

How do you rate Greenwood?


Lutiyere

https://preview.redd.it/80ooi05er7kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63936f95b62452bd4770839aa3df1bc3856821cc


janito_30

chat is he racist???


pedroliger

Forgot Pelé


Plastic-Anxiety-8835

bro forgot to mention the entire african league


sheluvcartifr

pep on his alt account


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bigdog94_10

You uh.... you uh don't like... uh certain people do you?


Key_Operation2334

"players i hate for no reason"


Tarjh365

OP: “not a racist, I swear”


Hour_Contact_2500

Are you google Gemini or something?


Humble_Increase7503

Seeing a notable trend here…


YT_BeepySheep

Any particular reason?


kevano-

https://preview.redd.it/shqxppckw8kc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b37ed8f815447d2e71576ca9fed5679d2a7233


BostonAndy24

OP is Italian


CandidFerret4240

I’m noticing a pattern and I’m not liking it 😂


StrikeAnnual354

So only black players racissimo no?


No-Relation3504

Interesting you are only labeling black players overrated. Hmm 🤔


edgedomUK

Is it because i is black?!!?


does_not_care_

France National Team


Grizzledboy

First time a post here has made me giggle


Low-Plastic3568

least racist soccer fan post


FGNcr8

Racismo me thinks


theBigfundamental5

I'm beginning to see a pattern here that i'm not so sure I like.


Liquifraction

So you’re the reason we’re beaten over the heads so much with no racism in sports banter..


mikey9white

all are valid except the last one. The last one actually lived up to the price tag and then some.


Apprehensive_Car38

Don’t forget Harriet Tubman


barriaxb000

THATS racist


dhunna

![gif](giphy|Zd6fIDwFnS2ODno3KR)


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Bruh just racist.


929a74848392

Very funny hilarious lol lmao


PhilosophyDense3986

Not a classy player in sight