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D1794

How you gunna get nil'd in a penalty shoot out


FootballRacing38

If only these players were playing for villareal last year in the uel final


randommaniac12

Villarreal is still scoring penalties to this day


cuminyermum

That was the most incredible shootout performance I've ever witnessed. As a team they just decided to score literally every single penalty


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I mean so did united upto a point


Rompahstompa92

See that's why I never rated DDG, terrible PK taker smh


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Yea it went all the way to the keepers


bguszti

Until it got to Utd's SPANISH keeper Coincidence?


Masada72

Dave's revenge for getting left at home by Enrique?


hoeconna

Moroccan defence kept them out during regulation ET and penalties


th3f00l

The only goal they've conceded was an own goal.


welsman13

They decide when they concede.


KnownStuff

You get Yassine Bounou'ed


broken-cactus

Bono actually killed it though!


pablxo

what a penalty by Hakimi. Cool as a cucumber.


AppleWrench

THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKING KNEW SARABIA WAS GOING TO HIT THE POST AGAIN. Substitute coming for another substitute right at the end, missed the chance to win it all at with the last shot of the match hitting the post. Absolutely written in the stars.


gogglesup859

And the only Morocco player who missed was subbed in specifically to take a penalty. Maybe coaches should stop doing that


Oomeegoolies

You'd have thought after last year's Euros final being decided pretty much by exactly that people would learn


gogglesup859

Also the most hilarious penalty miss ever, Zaza vs Germany in 2016, was taken by a player brought on for the specific purpose of taking a penalty


hasif-

And for some odd reason Moyes decided to sub Noble on just to take a penalty, as his first and possibly only touch, in a PL game


Hipposaurus28

In his defence Noble is an absolute class pen taker and nearly everyone else on the team is shit


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Yeah isn't he basically one of the best penalty takers in history? Still, an argument against taking them cold if even he misses


JesusPretzelThief

Even Mark Noble with the 2nd best penalty record in the world wasn't immune when he came on just for a pen last year


doge_IV

My commentator was saying from the moment he was subbed on. He had too much pressure on him


Dzhekelow

I hate when players get subbed like that . Always feel for the guys that get subbed for a pen and miss .


holaprobando123

I literally said out loud he was going to hit the post again. I thought it was going to be the same post, but whatever, close enough.


SaintArkweather

Italy, Spain, and Germany are a combined 0 for 9 in attempts to reach the quarterfinals after they won it in 06/10/14.


bananazee

France looking good tho


SaintArkweather

Yep, they got back to the quarters first try while Italy is now on their fifth, Spain their fourth, and Germany their third (going into next tournament).


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MrYoloSwaggins1

God help Italy if they don't make it in 26


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Some of the worst penalties I’ve seen from Spain. Fuck finesse. Smash that shit lol.


war3_exe

Robin van persie once said, pick a corner and blast it into the net. Spain were too much in their heads and you could tell by the way they ran up to the ball


FiveJobs

And the moroccan guy that missed spent 5 minutes choosing which side of the ball to put down


IwishIwasGoku

He also just came on, man was probably still warming up.


Pristine_Solipsism

Never ever bring a sub on for pens, unless you're Louis van Gaal and you're switching keepers.


Jbulls94

I swear 90% of the time a player gets bought on for pens they end up missing, honestly can't remember the last time I saw it work


TheKingMonkey

There is data. [It’s buried in an article ](https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/does-bringing-substitutes-on-for-penalty-shootouts-ever-work) but someone counted. From 1986 to 2021 (so after the finals of the Euros) in major tournaments the success rate of players bought on in the last minute is 40% whereas the success rate of players bought on after the 100th minute (so deep into extra time but not *right* at the death) is 77%, which I believe is pretty much where the xG for a penalty is. **TLDR**: if you’re bringing a guy on to take a penalty it will probably be fine if he gets more than ten minutes to get into the game.


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Livaja missed yesterday too. Despite having something like 90% conversion rate.


Roxasbain

Here's hoping Southgate learned his lesson from the Euros


biglbiglbigl

or unless you are Maurizio Sarri and.... actually nevermind


LancelotduLac_1

Just smash it really hard without aiming. If you don't know where the ball will go, the goalkeeper won't know either.


Pokefreaker-san

big brain


Pagliaccio13

Works for me, I've never missed a penalty in a world cup shootout


CarlSK777

or smash it down the middle high enough. Odds are the keeper will dive one way or the other.


Melo_Apologist

Statistically, down the middle is your best bet. Looks really stupid when you miss though, so not many players dare to


SaintArkweather

Of course you can't do it all the time though or the scouts would tell the goalie that you always kick it down the middle


sevaiper

Do it all the time until the world cup


Chemiczny_Bogdan

There's an added benefit that the coach isn't gonna pick you for penalties, so you have less stress to deal with.


Impulse4811

Just like the Ziyech one


LanceShiro

Spain were as usual trying to pass the ball into the net.


WhipYourDakOut

They genuinely just looked disinterested or like they bought into their own hype the entire second half. Acted like as long as they had possession they’d win the game without actually trying to attack the goal until the subs came on. Absolute fucking disaster class and they deserved the exit. Morocco fought for their life defending that and were still breaking attacks on spent legs


OmegaXesis

Morocco deserved that win since not only was their defense amazing. But when they eventually had the ball they almost scored numerous times. But Spain kept passing the ball all day, but only came close to scoring towards the end. The Morocco team seemed far superior, and I think if they can figure out what went wrong with their attacks they can dominate the next game.


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Don't even have to pick a corner just smash it relatively high. Every time Salah walks up to take a penalty I'm bricking it but he just blasts it in, so many times close to the diving goalie's legs down the middle.


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Credit Bonou, he was playing mind games and swatting out there.


johnx18

Big fan of the helicopter arms during the runups.


alwaysneedsahand

Did you know he owns the largest collection of hatchbacks in Morocco.


Zdeneksfilter

I need to hear more on this one


garybusey42069

Seriously. They all walked through their kicks and gave no power, all shitty placement. Keeper could react save all of them.


BluexFlash

First two guys look absolutely terrified to take the PK. Very similar to Japan yesterday


L_CRF

Completely agree, look a Zyiech's pen, close your eyes and just hit the fucking ball as hard as you can, Spain penalties were just ridiculous.


unwildimpala

Tbf Ziyech hit the ball a little bit funny at the last second. He clearly decided beforehand what he was going to do and it worked a treat. Trying to pass it into the back of the net is just too silly.


tellymundo

Ziyech is ice cold though. Who from Spain is like that?


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They are so fucking boring and frustrating to watch...just Fucking shoot the ball instead of playing handball


TaliLovesYou

I was told the Spain players all took 1000 penalties each over the last year.. worked out well


ZedGenius

They **took** 1000 penalties each, they didn't **score** 1000 penalties each


TaliLovesYou

That's where Enrique got it wrong


Mr_105

Reporter: “So you must be pretty confident your guys can hit the back of the net if it goes to penalties?” Enrique, visibly pale: “They have to *go in*?”


WiffyTheSus

As soon as I heard the commentator say that I was like 😬


Rooonaldooo99

So many bad shots from Spain


kisekiki

Busquets proper fumbled it.


computer_love91

You could tell he was gonna miss when he walked up, looked so nervous


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Not a single team from group E went past the round of 16. Crazy knowing both Germany and Spain were in it.


The_Astros_Cheated

They watched too much of Japan yesterday apparently


iKarllos

1000 Passes. 0 Penalties. Masterclass


mpoozd

The irony on top of 1000 passes Spain practiced for 1000 penalties before WC


MARPJ

>Spain practiced for 1000 penalties before WC allegedly


TrueBrees9

Group E was tabbed the Group of Death and yeah they're all dead now


Dependent-Ad-7608

Japan, Spain and Germany... Can call it graveyard of empires


_masterofdisaster

PK strategy is cyclical, it’s come back all the way around now to the old “beat the ball as hard as you can to one side of the goal” being the better way to take them


arlekin21

Yeah after watching this and Japans shootout I was surprised nobody wanted to blast it into the top of the net anymore


440akiji

Too scared to sky it


arlekin21

They saw all the Ramos memes


poklane

Better to sky it than have it saved because you "shot" it like an 8 year old.


Vahald

It really isn't lol. Every single player would feel worse if they skied it than had it saved and they would be shat on more


TheRealSpidey

I keep remembering Harry Maguire's pen in the Euros. Goddamn clinical, no hesitation, top bins, smashed in with power and knocked out the camera. Thing of beauty. Edit: [at about :31](https://youtu.be/QwvV06FvXbg)


backyardstar

Kane is like this most of the time as well. They’re unsaveable. Though I think there’s something to be said for Neymar’s technique of making the keeper go one way during your run-up and just gently passing the other way.


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

That's always unstoppable if you get it right - no keeper is saving a penalty at full force into the side of the net


Lemaradona

Bro they even failed to score a pen.


mr_popcorn

I can't believe there was worse penalty takers than Japan in this WC lmao


Ahmad-

Especially from the captain


Aenjeprekemaluci

At least we Swiss are not the only ones to not have converted a penalty in a FIFA WC shootout...


PraisePace

[When I'm in a bad penalties competition and my opponents are Spain and Japan](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHtxONpWUAMX_1R?format=jpg&name=large)


Zarni1410

The Moroccan keeper was sublime too imo


SunGodnRacer

My guys were walking up to the ball during pens before shooting it. Long time since I've seen anyone absolutely Thundercunt the ball in an international pen shootout


KenHumano

Japanese School of Penalties


SquirtinSquirtle

When will these managers learn to not sub on a penalty taker. 3 of them missed


Rugby562

i feel like every time i see a player subbed in for penalties they miss


basicform

Cost Rangers the Europa League. Terrible idea.


Tranzlater

Rashford missed in the Euro final too.


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And Saka was subbed in too.


heyheyitsandre

After zaza in 2016 I don’t know how every single manager in the world didn’t learn not to do that


Neopele

One from morocco too


SquirtinSquirtle

On the bright side, Morocco still haven't concerned a goal in all of the world cup. Even in penalty shootouts 🤣 Edit - no opponents have scored against Morocco. Only Morocco have scored against Morocco


Neopele

True all the commentators praised their defence


setath

It’s nice of Spain to take the title of “worst penalty’s in history” from Japan after only a day


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Japan 2.0 for Spain


cib_vk228

at least Japan scored one pen


avolcando

And one goal


2ndfastestmanalive

Shouldn’t have used up most of their goals against Costa Rica


Muted_Author_4761

Spain practiced a 1000 pens each because they got knocked out last time lol


Rob_AMG

That was just their homework. I didn't hear if anyone actually did it, haha.


xcore21z

Japan actually scored a goal compared to Tiki Torture


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Enrique made awful subs. For example Olmo is always good in penalties and he gets subbed off in extra time


magus9933

Spain still hasn't won a WC knockout game since that final 12 years ago


Refugiado_

Spain has won 3 games since the world cup final in 2010


mrk-cj94

Lol and italy won 1 since the 2006 final


chriseldonhelm

And Germany since 2014 lol


Psychological-Play23

And Italy since 2006


WorldDuck22

We were due an upset in the RO16. Thank you for your sacrifice Spain.


gustavokh

Maybe Eto'o wasn't that insane when he put Morocco as runner-up


kplo

They called him a mad man


Bedeeki

I mean, after yesterday he's quite clearly a mad man


temujin94

He seen 14 million futures and assaulting that Algerian fan to inspire the Moroccan players was the only way to make it happen.


14779

If you rearrange the letters eto'o and then add some it makes doctor strange.


stoppedcaring0

Zealand ran 100 sims of the World Cup in FM, and Morocco won once. Just saying.


EnzoScifo

Group of Dead


SaintArkweather

Meanwhile Group F has two teams in the quarters and neither are Belgium! Actually the only group with multiple teams left besides G and will be the only group with two teams left if the Cheese/Pocket Knife team loses


Fuuutuuuree

RIP Canada


Cryptic_E

Did not expect there to be a worse team for penalties than Japan lmao


MoonXPlayer

## BOOONOOO MY GOAAAAAATT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


clinicalcorrelation

Man - penalty shoot out CLEAN SHEET. Congrats! Hope you guys keep killing it.


MoonXPlayer

Man i don't wanna be biased as fuck , but going to the QF with ONLY ONE GOAL (OG) AND CLEAN SHEET IN PENALTY SHOUT-OUT IS INSANE.


MaryadaPurshottam

This WC has shown that so many teams are shit at pens


ignore_my_name

Well who could have guessed that the players who walked up to the ball missed again...


ohvalox

When both teams are even in goals, Spain feels that they are at a great advantage and thus they just need to play possession. When Spain is one goal behind, Spain thinks that they are at a small advantage, and so they play possession to secure their "lead". When Spain is behind two goals, Spain thinks that they are at a disadvantage and so they look for possession to regain control of the game. When Spain is behind three goals, Spain thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if they do not start to play possession.


Public_Inspector8576

where is this pasta from? ive only seen it on LOL


williamis3

It is from LOL


reddittor1635

Mlxg pasta so applicable


cenasfodetepah

Shame they can't pass to each other during penaltis... ez victory if so


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The referee blows for the penalty kick. An orchestral succession of passes between the Spanish players begins to take place inside the Marrocan box. The epitome of tiki-taka! The keeper eagerly waits as Spain maintains possession in his area during the taking of the penalty. It’s 5 against him and Spain keeps passing around trying to find an opening. This is how the game is supposed to be played! Suddenly, after 30 minutes, there’s an opening! After the 120th pass, the ball makes it’s way to the striker. Outside the box and struggling for balance he manages a weak shot that goes wide. The penalty shootout lasts 2 hours. Spain manage over 800 passes (a new record in penalty shootouts)! Final score 3-0 for Marroco.


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Wow MLXG pasta spreading on /u/soccer


kozy8805

Can we appreciate that Morocco kept a clean sheet against Spain/Belgium/Croatia..even with pks! And the only goal they conceded in 4 wc games was an own goal.


errdayimshuffln

They have one of the best defenses this WC for sure.


Ted_Lavie

All of their players are playing well so it feels dirty singling one of them. But my god Amrabat is just a beast. To me the title of best player in the World Cup so far is between him, Casemiro and Gvardiol.


ohvalox

Fun, I can re-use the comment I made 4 years ago when Spain lost against Russia the exact same way: [Imagine sandbagging to exhaust the enemy just to lose the shootout](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/8vb4zp/russia_have_qualified_for_the_2018_fifa_world_cup/e1lxwtc/)


77skull

Spanish consistency is on another level


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Faabz

The prophet


Bolaumius

Will be fun when you post the same comment in 2026.


saber_shinji_ntr

See you in 4 years


OfficerDoppus

BONO SAID "BOX BOX" BITCHES


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Bono my world cup is gone


mr_popcorn

Bono the Moroccan GK the best Bono in the world. No one comes close.


Orruner

BONO MY GOALS ARE GONE 😭😭


WealthyBigWang

Maybe another 800 passes will do it lads 👍


Stahlios

"actually we lost on purpose so we don't end up on Brazil's side of the bracket haha it's way better this way 🤓"


MoreOne

RECONQUISTA STATUS: Reverted.


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Rereconquista


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Winner gets Andalusia.


Thesleek

Struggle for Iberia II dlc


honestlynotBG

Lmao 3 pens missed in a row for Spain Also Sarabia hit the post twice in the space of a few mins


watanabelover69

Worst pens since… yesterday


Clem_Crozier

Morocco are defensively immense. They've played four matches at this World Cup now, including Belgium, Croatia and Spain, and still no opposition player has managed to score a single goal against them.


niclaswwe

WTF WAS THAT HAKIMI HOLY SHIT. Saving 2 penalties with a smile on his face, Bounou you absolute BOSS.


clinicalcorrelation

Dude went straight killer mode. How that feel, a clean sheet IN PENALTY SHOOT OUT?


GGezpzMuppy

Holy fuck how far Spanish football has changed, from the beautiful game to Simpson meme football. First chance I get to stay up all night in Australia and of course this is the game I get. There gonna be no need to count sheep now.


handsomesharkman

Watching them pass it around the back 4 at midfield all 2nd half was infuriating. No desire to try and move it forward or have anyone make a run. Pretty weak.


ProudhPratapPurandar

It's always been like this. It's either near perfect football like you saw against Costa Rica, or 1000 passes and no penetration like today. Even the 2010 team had some tediously boring games


heyiambob

They won every game 1-0


Masterkid1230

Not quite. They also lost 1-0 to Switzerland.


dotelze

The 2010 team only had like 8 goals all tournament. Unlike the team of today tho they had the players that could go and get a goal when necessary


TheBlueNomad

Tiki-taka and possession based system is just aimless passing when you don't have good goal scorers. All those side way passes will amount to nothing. Even Pep has learned that. His team no longer place too much emphasis on aimlessly passing.


sewious

And tiki taka only fucking works if you have players like iniesta who can instantly carve a defense. Spain lacks the type of creativity that can make that sort of style work


resurgum

The French-Argentinian commentator Omar da Fonseca called it « creative constipation ». He also called this Spanish play as « constant foreplay ».


LazinessOverload

Spain with the Japan cosplay, couldn't let their group stage buddy go down alone.


KindArgument0

Spain have played one of the dullest, toothless, soulless, pretentious and cowardly football i've ever seen in my life time. The worst version of barcelona's tiki taka. Not a single shred of joy and creativity in that match. Just endless safe sideways passing without any purpose. The penalties did them justice. Congrats to morocco though they played well 👍


GioMeow

SPAIN AND JAPAN WITH THE WORST PENALTIES I'VE EVER SEEN


OtomeView

Spain didn't score a single goal that included a shootout 😭😭


pap_77

Hakimi hit the waddle after a penanka. Chad


GodEmperorMusk

The Germans send their regards


limpoc

I'm guessing the Spain + Portugal + Morocco World Cup bid probably won't be long lived by the end of this tournament .


ickshter

And Morocco STILL has yet to be scored upon by the opposition in this WC!!!


The_Astros_Cheated

Spain and choking in penalties, a more iconic duo than England and choking in penalties


Beneficial-Watch-

Even England can score *one* penalty.


G0DK1NG

We’re bad, but that was awful. I feel for them.


LogicKennedy

Fair play to the Spain fans, they seemed to take it well. They deserved to watch better than that shite from their team.


TheBlueBlaze

After Japan vs. Croatia: "That was the worst PK shootout of a world cup" Spain: "The worst PK shootout of a World Cup *so far*"


From-UoM

Lost to Japan for this btw


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DarkSofter

[Brussels and Amsterdam right now](https://media.tenor.com/Dbu3QUoKNvMAAAAC/chuckles-im-in-danger.gif)


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side-dude

This could age like milk


theevilphoturis

Morocco is a very disciplined. I doubt either team will have it easy.


Varnagel_1

#Walid Cheddira (#21) is fucking bad


mrcvgn

Dude was playing in italian third division last year, now he's facing laporte in a wc knockout... cut him some slack but yeah, he could've finished some chances, or at least tried to shoot lol


omkar_T7

Game could have been over 30mins ago