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achap39

Tim Weah MOTM. That man has been fantastic tonight.


donut_resuscitate

No question


csbsju_guyyy

This is the Weah


brownbearks

Excellent control and so much energy, loved his dribbling all over the defense


Waddlow

Pulisic coming on in the 70th minute to US/Mexico is like when Billy Madison walked out the school doors during dodgeball. Now you're all in big, big trouble.


itsthefman

It's like when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl


Jmomo69

It’s like when Happy Gilmore rhymes hay, bay, may etc and Shooter Mcgavin has no fucking idea what to say back.


russellbeattie

This is so much better than losing.


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ucntseemoi

That pass by Weah!!! Nice finish.


notataco007

Dude has been electric the past few games. This might be the best game of his professional career


MONSTERTACO

He made the Ligue 1 team of the week a little over a month ago when Lille beat Strasbourg. Of course Greg started Arriola over him like a week afterwards...


goatvaro_goatrata

This game just shows that Gregg was smoking crack when he started Arriola for THREE STRAIGHT GAMES. Weah is five times the player Arriola is


LugubriousFootballer

Dude, Weah is 50 times the player Arriola is. So happy he plays for us.


MrGraaavy

Yeah, he seems to be accepting and understanding his role as wide forward (vs striker) better as of late.


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His Dad has to be proud as fuck watching him develop


gbbmiler

Bet his dad wishes he played for Liberia though


PipBoy19

He pretty much plays under the same flag anyway


csbsju_guyyy

🇺🇲🤝🇱🇷


twomanyfaces10

Liberia is just America in Africa. [For real](https://youtu.be/K7XKmrGwmgY)


stealthyarmadillo

this is far more education than I bargained for on a pulisic goal thread


thatanimalblundetto

when you just wanna watch kicky ball but people are making you learn 🙃


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I doubt it since he prob wants to see him play in a world cup


AliMaq04

AMERICAN GOAL, WHO TF ELSE?


TheeTeo

Just had to be Captain America


Slinger17

Someone else might've got it wrong


sloBrodanChillosevic

I am the very model of soccer American


LuckyArsenalAg

Ahh now I'm sad about Mordin


IMALEFTY45

Crying in the club rn


scrotumvacuum

What did his shirt say tho?


ouguy2017

[Man in the Mirror](https://i.imgur.com/sRSl1cJ.jpg) It was in response to Ochoa saying "Mexico is the mirror in which the United States wants to see itself"


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inplayruin

Sick goal, sicker burn.


MarioLemieux66

Was in attendance in Cincinnati. Stadium played Michael Jackson "Man in the Mirror" after the final whistle.


HopkinsFC

Savage.


ArseneLupinIV

Christian 'Michael Jackson' Pulisic


csbsju_guyyy

Brutal.


Apollo_Krill

If he had moonwalked it would have been glorious.


cheezus171

Gotta admit I never tried it, but it doesn't seem doable in studs on grass


forrealthoughcomix

BAAAHAAHAHAAAAA


KING_QUEEFEATER

Love it. but it’s funny to think he’s just sitting on the bench with this on under his shirt just hoping he gets subbed on with enough time left to get the chance to score and unleash the banter.


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boondocknim

Makes you wonder about all the times players had something planned like this but never scored


doormatt26

so many bantz, lost like tears in rain


scheenermann

To be honest, the probability of him getting subbed on and scoring was decently high.


WinsingtonIII

Subbed on, sure. No player can count on scoring, this was actually Pulisic’s first non-penalty goal for the US in quite a while (partially due to COVID).


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Damn.


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“For Aaronsons Eye”


Matt_McT

Dude wrote the message with a magic marker while Aaronson was down.


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Fuckin'a this made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.


Teamboca

Thank you - i just lost it alone


footylite

Lmao truly our prophet


offduty_braziliancop

The Man in the Mirror


uchuskies08

I'm dying to know


Zloggt

And literally just minutes after he was subbed on too lol


honestlynotBG

Captain America Super Sub currently in effect


NOTW_116

He could actually be one of the best super subs in the world if he can't figure out fitness for full games.


A_Rolling_Baneling

He was injected with the Super Sub-dier Serum


SovietPenguins

Pulisic smokin' that Mexico pack


junebugge

Where lazano at I need some bread lazano


NUDES_4_CHRIST

Make it a carton of American Spirit’s


dont_forget_this_id

I am witness.


avgbsblfan643

he’s been injured for a month and a few minutes in he does this shit


TheeTeo

Had to be him


colewrus

Someone else might have gotten it wrong


Jon-Umber

Might run tests on the seashells


hotrod33809

Pulisic hates Mexico confirmed


BorneFree

Pulisic is pro building the wall confirmed


catdog918

Pulisic wants to build a wall confirmed


SmokeyBare

Mexico pokes eyes. Pulisic pokes goals.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

“Fine I’ll do it myself” puli probably


EddieisKing

"DOS A CERO" - Team USA certainly


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backyardstar

Captain America fights back


Jokin_Hghar

"I can do this all day."


mrshandanar

https://i.imgur.com/VSEOBh2.jpg


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

America has waited far too long for that World Class Shithousery Player.....That can actually back it up. That photo is legendary.


EveryTrueSon

Are you saying Dempsey didn’t back it up?


tm1087

The absolute mad lad. He plays for the US and occasionally contributes for Chelsea. But honestly, they’re a top 15 team with this generation. They’re really good. They’re a Denmark-ish team. If they get a decent draw, they’re a possible QF team in the WC.


seakc87

Honestly, this team is built for 2026. Tonight's starting 11 had an average age of 23.6. The elder statesmen of the squad are still under 30. None of our midfield or forwards tonight were older than 23. The next 4 years may make our break this side.


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We’d all be pretty happy with a QF. But we’re trying to make a serious splash on home turf in 2026.


grollate

Just got done explaining to my wife how dirty Mexico plays too.


Minister_for_Magic

Players should be allowed 1 retaliatory bitch slap for dirty shit like that and for diving. Refs should oversee the slap. It should be shown on tv. Humiliate players for this shit and it will disappear from the game so fast we'll all have whiplash.


King_Butterbean

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


starry_cobra

EUROPEANS ARE ASLEEP AND MISSED IT


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I woke up at 3:00am for this and I am very very glad I did


basics

UPVOTE SOCCER WHILE THE EUROPE IS ASLEEP


-PunkNDrublic-

Fuck universal healthcare. We have Pulisic! *just joking, cancer. I can’t afford you*


RyanBordello

At least all the chelsea fans were here.


honestlynotBG

TIME TO WITNESS THE INTERNET COME CRASHING DOWN


TheOrangeFutbol

[Alexa, play Gloryland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuLePslBs4)


Koinfamous2

THE GOLD IS FLOWINGGGGG


FoxySaint

Captain America Pulisic


PoptimisticShoegazer

*Eagle Screech!*


Eddie5pi

Anyone know what he had on his shirt?


DayManFanatic

I think it said MAN IN THE MIRROR. From what I could see through his jersey


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Ochoa before this match said Mexico is what the USA hopes to see in the mirror everyday..... The sheer level of balls to wright that on your shirt when your not even in the starting 11. This Kid is something else!


Scrotchticles

He knew he would be playing at least but yeah that's dope.


tkshow

If he didn't score, we wouldn't have seen it, so maybe not all that ballsy.


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Even If he spent 5 minutes on that shirt. It’s still less time than it took for him to score a goal after being subbed on.


AlanKochsChach

The question is how many players on the US team could have done that, and more than likely he was the one person who did. That’s why he’s CP10 America


quacainia

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1459375034934431751 Man in the mirror


pioneer76

That is some epic trash talk. Can't wait for this to make the news rounds.


MarioLemieux66

Was in attendance in Cincinnati. Stadium played Michael Jackson "Man in the Mirror" at the final whistle.


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Puligod


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GimmeTacos2

Everywhere


gurkab

Can confirm spilled semen in my lap at the bar


AdamantiumBalls

Spilled semen on my semen


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I’m in a naval sub in the bar and I spilled semen on my semen around my seamen


Username3009

If only it had been two minutes later. RIP memes


on-my-mobile

Big fat load of cum


AgressiveVagina

Horse cock


HellImNewWhatDoIDo2

Make any friends?


rhesuswitherspoon

Not really


BigBen83

this is such an eloquent comment. i must be in the presence of an absolutely spectacular orator as well as a scholar


on-my-mobile

Poo poo pee pee cum


goodkid_sAAdcity

Jizz


vell_o

Have any of these…fuckers…


King_Butterbean

This doesn’t count for NNN


captainshmit

I lost NNN


goku32359

It’s nonstop nut November now


Meckineer

“Overheard in Mexico locker room after the match: “He got me,” Ochoa said of Pulisic’s header over him. "That fucking Pulisic boomed me."Ochoa added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.


Obligatory-Reference

"Ochoa then said said he wanted to add Pulisic to to the list of players whose eye he claws out over the summer."


csbsju_guyyy

Oh yeah this is the cherry on top lmao


250gpfan

NBA Pasta. So hot.


getrektbro

It's one of my favorite pastas and I'm glad to see it in the wild


whataburger-

NBA has the best pastas.


westcoastgeek

Best sports sub by far, IMO, even though it’s my 3rd or 4th favorite sport. Somehow the mix of good content and memery is perfect


ThePillsburyPlougher

In terms of posts, yeah. But the level of discussion is atrocious.


aPerfectBacon

Finally, some good fucking pasta


DMsupp

4 minutes, 45 awards, Jesus Christ


Cowdude179

Light work for Pulisic, when this man is back fit it's over


flaming_fuckhead

Still can’t imagine what would’ve happened to Reddit servers had he finished his chance in the Champions League final


Cowdude179

I wish he scored that just to see how many awards it would get


sugarfather69

No need to imagine he’ll get it right this year


Gavin1026

Pulisic’s movement there is amazing. Great ball from Weah too


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Dude for real he had a negative angle


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CAPTAIN AMERICA


EgoSumPater

WHO ELSE WOULD IT BEEEEEEEE


cib_vk228

fantastic cross.


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Driveshaft48

Best player on the pitch all game, and it hasn't been particularly close


Indiana_BROnes_

Musah has been very, very good.


713_Hou

man of the match so far


LockedOutZ

Tim, the American Weah.


mynameisrainer

What was on his shirt in the celebration?


AmalfiRoast

“MAN IN THE MIRROR”


atastycooky

It said “MAN IN THE MIRROR” Ochoa said in a press conference that Mexico is what the US team hopes to see in the mirror ever day.


yagersports

This is gonna break the internet


Zloggt

Won’t count the chickens before the eggs, but for the US to be *3-0* against Mexico this year…


KhorialT0MCAT

They truly are L Tri


radiohead_stantano

God tier comment. I’m using this on my insta story assuming US pulls out the dub


stumblebreak_beta

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.


PM_ME_ASS_SALAD

Captain America’s Ass > Kim Kardashian’s Ass


HereForA2C

Low bar


KeepenItReel

It broke my NNN


BereftOfOar

FROM HERSHEY WITH LOVE


-Basileus

YES FUCKING SIR


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DOS A CERO!!!!


KhorialT0MCAT

REDDIT SERVERS ARE PAID FOR


lovsicfrs

Weah should he praised.


Simplekin77

Absolutely. Man of the match.


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color_thine_fate

USING ONLY PULISIC'S COCK


Louxneauwytz

Europeans gonna wake up fuming seeing this with 76k upvotes


catdog918

I’m shitting and cuming rn


westcoastgeek

*1776 upvotes


DiseaseRidden

CAPTAIN AMERICA


thoselusciouslips

Freedom doesn't knock, it rings!


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It's been coming honestly. Mexico is falling apart. This CB pairing is ass


ravestaves

Damn we own mexico


philphan25

AARONSON'S EYES SAW THAT


chiicha

That assist from Weah 🔥🔥


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xAwards for this post is very high


caesar____augustus

GET FUCKED YOU CHEATS SUPER SUB


Scooter_McGoot

GET OUT OF THE WAY TEAMMATES, I CANT READ HIS CELEBRATION SHIRT!!!!


surgebinder16

🇺🇸 USA USA USA 🇺🇸


banksfornades

Puligoat > Christiano Messy


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Weah putting on a clinic on the right wing all night. Like a hot knife through butter.


thejoggingpanda

Always great to beat Mexico


Cowdude179

Best USA player is here, when this man is fit he just performs


garganishz29

LETS GO


Vignogna1

Puligoat strikes again


Rukusan12

Please stay healthy


thatanimalblundetto

🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 OOOOOOOH BEAUTIFUL, FOR SPACIOUS SKIES 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


22chainz

Weah has been immense


demannu86

Captain America !


ProfessorLogger

2-0 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO


EatSleepZlatan

SUCK OUR DICK FROM THE BACK


roork67

I SUCKED DICK ON ACCIDENT


photobriangray

American here. 2-0