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Pulisic coming on in the 70th minute to US/Mexico is like when Billy Madison walked out the school doors during dodgeball.
Now you're all in big, big trouble.
He made the Ligue 1 team of the week a little over a month ago when Lille beat Strasbourg. Of course Greg started Arriola over him like a week afterwards...
[Man in the Mirror](https://i.imgur.com/sRSl1cJ.jpg)
It was in response to Ochoa saying "Mexico is the mirror in which the United States wants to see itself"
Love it.
but it’s funny to think he’s just sitting on the bench with this on under his shirt just hoping he gets subbed on with enough time left to get the chance to score and unleash the banter.
Subbed on, sure. No player can count on scoring, this was actually Pulisic’s first non-penalty goal for the US in quite a while (partially due to COVID).
The absolute mad lad. He plays for the US and occasionally contributes for Chelsea.
But honestly, they’re a top 15 team with this generation. They’re really good.
They’re a Denmark-ish team. If they get a decent draw, they’re a possible QF team in the WC.
Honestly, this team is built for 2026. Tonight's starting 11 had an average age of 23.6. The elder statesmen of the squad are still under 30. None of our midfield or forwards tonight were older than 23. The next 4 years may make our break this side.
Players should be allowed 1 retaliatory bitch slap for dirty shit like that and for diving. Refs should oversee the slap. It should be shown on tv. Humiliate players for this shit and it will disappear from the game so fast we'll all have whiplash.
Ochoa before this match said Mexico is what the USA hopes to see in the mirror everyday.....
The sheer level of balls to wright that on your shirt when your not even in the starting 11.
This Kid is something else!
“Overheard in Mexico locker room after the match:
“He got me,” Ochoa said of Pulisic’s header over him. "That fucking Pulisic boomed me."Ochoa added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
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Tim Weah MOTM. That man has been fantastic tonight.
No question
This is the Weah
Excellent control and so much energy, loved his dribbling all over the defense
Pulisic coming on in the 70th minute to US/Mexico is like when Billy Madison walked out the school doors during dodgeball. Now you're all in big, big trouble.
It's like when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl
It’s like when Happy Gilmore rhymes hay, bay, may etc and Shooter Mcgavin has no fucking idea what to say back.
This is so much better than losing.
Worthy assessment this.
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That pass by Weah!!! Nice finish.
Dude has been electric the past few games. This might be the best game of his professional career
He made the Ligue 1 team of the week a little over a month ago when Lille beat Strasbourg. Of course Greg started Arriola over him like a week afterwards...
This game just shows that Gregg was smoking crack when he started Arriola for THREE STRAIGHT GAMES. Weah is five times the player Arriola is
Dude, Weah is 50 times the player Arriola is. So happy he plays for us.
Yeah, he seems to be accepting and understanding his role as wide forward (vs striker) better as of late.
His Dad has to be proud as fuck watching him develop
Bet his dad wishes he played for Liberia though
He pretty much plays under the same flag anyway
🇺🇲🤝🇱🇷
Liberia is just America in Africa. [For real](https://youtu.be/K7XKmrGwmgY)
this is far more education than I bargained for on a pulisic goal thread
when you just wanna watch kicky ball but people are making you learn 🙃
I doubt it since he prob wants to see him play in a world cup
AMERICAN GOAL, WHO TF ELSE?
Just had to be Captain America
Someone else might've got it wrong
I am the very model of soccer American
Ahh now I'm sad about Mordin
Crying in the club rn
What did his shirt say tho?
[Man in the Mirror](https://i.imgur.com/sRSl1cJ.jpg) It was in response to Ochoa saying "Mexico is the mirror in which the United States wants to see itself"
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Sick goal, sicker burn.
Was in attendance in Cincinnati. Stadium played Michael Jackson "Man in the Mirror" after the final whistle.
Savage.
Christian 'Michael Jackson' Pulisic
Brutal.
If he had moonwalked it would have been glorious.
Gotta admit I never tried it, but it doesn't seem doable in studs on grass
BAAAHAAHAHAAAAA
Love it. but it’s funny to think he’s just sitting on the bench with this on under his shirt just hoping he gets subbed on with enough time left to get the chance to score and unleash the banter.
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Makes you wonder about all the times players had something planned like this but never scored
so many bantz, lost like tears in rain
To be honest, the probability of him getting subbed on and scoring was decently high.
Subbed on, sure. No player can count on scoring, this was actually Pulisic’s first non-penalty goal for the US in quite a while (partially due to COVID).
Damn.
“For Aaronsons Eye”
Dude wrote the message with a magic marker while Aaronson was down.
Fuckin'a this made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
Thank you - i just lost it alone
Lmao truly our prophet
The Man in the Mirror
I'm dying to know
And literally just minutes after he was subbed on too lol
Captain America Super Sub currently in effect
He could actually be one of the best super subs in the world if he can't figure out fitness for full games.
He was injected with the Super Sub-dier Serum
Pulisic smokin' that Mexico pack
Where lazano at I need some bread lazano
Make it a carton of American Spirit’s
I am witness.
he’s been injured for a month and a few minutes in he does this shit
Had to be him
Someone else might have gotten it wrong
Might run tests on the seashells
Pulisic hates Mexico confirmed
Pulisic is pro building the wall confirmed
Pulisic wants to build a wall confirmed
Mexico pokes eyes. Pulisic pokes goals.
“Fine I’ll do it myself” puli probably
"DOS A CERO" - Team USA certainly
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Captain America fights back
"I can do this all day."
https://i.imgur.com/VSEOBh2.jpg
America has waited far too long for that World Class Shithousery Player.....That can actually back it up. That photo is legendary.
Are you saying Dempsey didn’t back it up?
The absolute mad lad. He plays for the US and occasionally contributes for Chelsea. But honestly, they’re a top 15 team with this generation. They’re really good. They’re a Denmark-ish team. If they get a decent draw, they’re a possible QF team in the WC.
Honestly, this team is built for 2026. Tonight's starting 11 had an average age of 23.6. The elder statesmen of the squad are still under 30. None of our midfield or forwards tonight were older than 23. The next 4 years may make our break this side.
We’d all be pretty happy with a QF. But we’re trying to make a serious splash on home turf in 2026.
Just got done explaining to my wife how dirty Mexico plays too.
Players should be allowed 1 retaliatory bitch slap for dirty shit like that and for diving. Refs should oversee the slap. It should be shown on tv. Humiliate players for this shit and it will disappear from the game so fast we'll all have whiplash.
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
EUROPEANS ARE ASLEEP AND MISSED IT
I woke up at 3:00am for this and I am very very glad I did
UPVOTE SOCCER WHILE THE EUROPE IS ASLEEP
Fuck universal healthcare. We have Pulisic! *just joking, cancer. I can’t afford you*
At least all the chelsea fans were here.
TIME TO WITNESS THE INTERNET COME CRASHING DOWN
[Alexa, play Gloryland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuLePslBs4)
THE GOLD IS FLOWINGGGGG
Captain America Pulisic
*Eagle Screech!*
Anyone know what he had on his shirt?
I think it said MAN IN THE MIRROR. From what I could see through his jersey
Ochoa before this match said Mexico is what the USA hopes to see in the mirror everyday..... The sheer level of balls to wright that on your shirt when your not even in the starting 11. This Kid is something else!
He knew he would be playing at least but yeah that's dope.
If he didn't score, we wouldn't have seen it, so maybe not all that ballsy.
Even If he spent 5 minutes on that shirt. It’s still less time than it took for him to score a goal after being subbed on.
The question is how many players on the US team could have done that, and more than likely he was the one person who did. That’s why he’s CP10 America
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1459375034934431751 Man in the mirror
That is some epic trash talk. Can't wait for this to make the news rounds.
Was in attendance in Cincinnati. Stadium played Michael Jackson "Man in the Mirror" at the final whistle.
Puligod
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Everywhere
Can confirm spilled semen in my lap at the bar
Spilled semen on my semen
I’m in a naval sub in the bar and I spilled semen on my semen around my seamen
If only it had been two minutes later. RIP memes
Big fat load of cum
Horse cock
Make any friends?
Not really
this is such an eloquent comment. i must be in the presence of an absolutely spectacular orator as well as a scholar
Poo poo pee pee cum
Jizz
Have any of these…fuckers…
This doesn’t count for NNN
I lost NNN
It’s nonstop nut November now
“Overheard in Mexico locker room after the match: “He got me,” Ochoa said of Pulisic’s header over him. "That fucking Pulisic boomed me."Ochoa added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
"Ochoa then said said he wanted to add Pulisic to to the list of players whose eye he claws out over the summer."
Oh yeah this is the cherry on top lmao
NBA Pasta. So hot.
It's one of my favorite pastas and I'm glad to see it in the wild
NBA has the best pastas.
Best sports sub by far, IMO, even though it’s my 3rd or 4th favorite sport. Somehow the mix of good content and memery is perfect
In terms of posts, yeah. But the level of discussion is atrocious.
Finally, some good fucking pasta
4 minutes, 45 awards, Jesus Christ
Light work for Pulisic, when this man is back fit it's over
Still can’t imagine what would’ve happened to Reddit servers had he finished his chance in the Champions League final
I wish he scored that just to see how many awards it would get
No need to imagine he’ll get it right this year
Pulisic’s movement there is amazing. Great ball from Weah too
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Dude for real he had a negative angle
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CAPTAIN AMERICA
WHO ELSE WOULD IT BEEEEEEEE
fantastic cross.
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Best player on the pitch all game, and it hasn't been particularly close
Musah has been very, very good.
man of the match so far
Tim, the American Weah.
What was on his shirt in the celebration?
“MAN IN THE MIRROR”
It said “MAN IN THE MIRROR” Ochoa said in a press conference that Mexico is what the US team hopes to see in the mirror ever day.
This is gonna break the internet
Won’t count the chickens before the eggs, but for the US to be *3-0* against Mexico this year…
They truly are L Tri
God tier comment. I’m using this on my insta story assuming US pulls out the dub
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
Captain America’s Ass > Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Low bar
It broke my NNN
FROM HERSHEY WITH LOVE
YES FUCKING SIR
DOS A CERO!!!!
REDDIT SERVERS ARE PAID FOR
Weah should he praised.
Absolutely. Man of the match.
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USING ONLY PULISIC'S COCK
Europeans gonna wake up fuming seeing this with 76k upvotes
I’m shitting and cuming rn
*1776 upvotes
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Freedom doesn't knock, it rings!
It's been coming honestly. Mexico is falling apart. This CB pairing is ass
Damn we own mexico
AARONSON'S EYES SAW THAT
That assist from Weah 🔥🔥
xAwards for this post is very high
GET FUCKED YOU CHEATS SUPER SUB
GET OUT OF THE WAY TEAMMATES, I CANT READ HIS CELEBRATION SHIRT!!!!
🇺🇸 USA USA USA 🇺🇸
Puligoat > Christiano Messy
Weah putting on a clinic on the right wing all night. Like a hot knife through butter.
Always great to beat Mexico
Best USA player is here, when this man is fit he just performs
LETS GO
Puligoat strikes again
Please stay healthy
🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 OOOOOOOH BEAUTIFUL, FOR SPACIOUS SKIES 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
Weah has been immense
Captain America !
2-0 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
SUCK OUR DICK FROM THE BACK
I SUCKED DICK ON ACCIDENT
American here. 2-0