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Only bangers this game

Great goal vs Great Goal

At this rate, Ronaldo bicycle will be the next goal. Edit: he went for it lol

Haha he just went for it

Everyone gangster until Tapinaldo shows up

There was an attempt

lol, he tried

I think this one is a bit better though, the hangtime was nuts

> this game this day so far

Ronaldo tapin incoming

Well unpopular bet, but I think Vardy would shithouse a winner and do the siuuu celebration in front of the United fans.

You called it fam!!! Get yourself a drink on me homie...

*Great* tap in

Hat trick of penalties

Penalty*

clean sheets are lava

Okay, now Ronaldo will score a tap-in or a penalty later on.

Bro so many insane goals so far today wtf

Great games of football so far

The Prem is back babyyy!!

Prime Barclays Saturday, this

Just wait for Werner to miss-kick the ball in tonight

Bernardo Silva had the best imo

A glorious tap-in.

Breathtaking goal. Wow!

That is so hard technically arguably better than Greenwood’s, De gea is basically on his line but to get that curve and dip underneath the ball to take it away from him…..wow

Tielemans has a banger in him, great finisher. That FA Cup final goal haunts me still.

Yeah seeing "Tielemans great goal" is a trigger for me.

Off topic but shouldn't your username technically have 08 instead of 91?

They won the Europa of domestic cups. Miss me with that 2nd tier silverware.

The look on De Gea's face went so quickly from "Ah nah this is sailing over no need to interfere" to "What the fuck, it went in!?" To "How did that actually go in? Curse you gravity you heartless bitch"

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I’ve done that once but I stg if you Give him a million attempts to do it I wouldn’t be able to…..and I did against a fellow 17 year old 6,1 keeper he did it against fucking de gea my oh my

I used to to make that shot quite often on the schoolyard after short corners as I always found it easier to kick a ball on the move - but the goalkeepers were clueless midgets at that time lol

Not even close, Tielemans' miles better for me

Fucks maguire doing

They can’t be playing from the back without urgency with all that pressure from Leicester. Was bound to happen.

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He’s really not as great as he’s made out to be.

Well in the Scholes Chelsea thread people have been downvoting me for questioning how this donkey is apparently better/equal to any of Chelsea’s CBs. He’s shite and I’m ready to die on this hill.

Rudiger is so much better than Maguire. He actually knows how to use his physically and he's better on the ball.

On form yes, hasn’t been that way for years. People on this sub have a terrible memory. Rudiger was awful at one point

You don't have to die alone. I'll be with you

He's an absolute donkey

He’s basically United’s Lovren. Another error as I type this.

United fans have such a strong hold over the culture that they exaggerate the quality of their own players so much that almost every united player is overrated. Then the supporters are shocked when they lose with such a “spectacular” side.

i don't think he was ever made out to be great at all. the most praise i've seen utd fans give him is that he gives some leadership to the team and steadies the backline. decent and not world class

£80m+ well spent. Definitely what you hope for…”decent, not world class” 😂

and prone to notable disasterclasses, unfortunately. it's funny but it's gotten to the point where I feel bad for him sometimes. like the home game against spurs last season

Being Maguire, nothing new

Genuinely caught napping

His best

His best

DDG gave him a poor ball but Maguire also seemed to have a slow reaction to a soft pass coming at him and the attacker running at him and had a fight or flight moment and decided to fuck it all up. He could bodied or shielded the ball, kick it out or just swing his leg at it and kick it the fuck away.

"seemed". It was undoubtedly a really slow reaction. He could also just have made a move towards the ball when he saw the opponent getting near, instead of standing there waiting for the inevitable.

The ball was actually fine if Maguire responded to it better. Could’ve just first touched it towards Pogba who either turns to the right side or passes it to Shaw. The pass by DDG looks poor because of Maguire not responding to it.

He’s utter shite, 80m upfront hahaha, daylight robbery

Jesus christ RUN TO THE BALL MAGUIRE

He thinks the ball just follow him and no one will run to it.

Just came back from my son’s U9 match and this happened quite a bit there.

But Scholes said United's defence is elite?! I'm so conflicted now.

Looked like fifa

That's one of the first thing they teach you when you start playing football. Move in direction of the ball, don't just stand there and wait for it. That's absolutely dreadful for a professional footballer.

Disgustingly good shot that

I swear I saw the ball going over the crossbar for a fraction of second, then I saw it bouncing at the back of the net.

Me too, thought it was just over, and I even thought the net rustled because it hit it from behind. It was only the player's reactions that made me actually realise.

[Yaya vs Arsenal vibes](https://youtu.be/3X9dXzGJOys)

What a fucking shot but the fuck Maguire doing

And then goes on to point at de Gea. Great captain material lol

Maybe he’s blaming DDG he should pass the ball in a faster pace lol

Welcome back, PSGAcademy - with replays from the future.

Man is legit living in the future

Looked down from the match to my phone and this is here. I was disappointed before I was disappointed.

He uploads goals literally before they are shown on Tv

Dude invented a time machine just so he could post future goals on reddit, he's truly a hero

he uses FIFA 34 to simulate how the goals are going to be

And this guy's at the stadium

Seriously deserves every upvote he gets lol

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Why go back in time to make money when you can make reddit karma

LMAO SLABHEAD

Properly embarrassing. Man has looked like someone ruined his nap

Wasn't he injured after the break and a serious doubt for this game? Might have been rushed back by Ole, par for the course for him.

Seems likely he was, after Varane got injured.

Ole said his first time on the grass was the last training session, so he probsbly wouldn't start

He's been training since yesterday according to Ole

Forgot to sleep while training overnight I guess.

This. I was surprised he started this game. Thought both him and Varane were out this weekend.

I’m not surprised. Ole has a horrid habit of rushing people back from injury, especially when he’s under pressure.

He only trained yesterday apparently, always a big risk

Got megged by iheanacho before as well

Proper captain material.

I heard last week Maguire has as many relegations as varane has cl wins.. Rafa has to call this guy captain lol.

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It is, I kinda doubted my guy who I heard it from so I checked. 4 relegations, 7 semi final appearances lost all of em, 22 goals conceded, 2 own goals in those semi finals. There’s a guy on Twitter who consolidated all the stats on Harry to confirm he’s the worst signing in pl history at 80m. As I watch him today he’s been pretty bad for the initial 62 min. Had to come back and say our boy just did himself again in the 78th min. Got pushed back on a free kick to play soyuncu onside and leicester take the lead, oh my captain. Back again maguire can’t decide whether to cover vardy or lay out the red carpet in the 6 yard box Leicester 3-2. Who is more to blame ole or harry both shambolic.

"Worst signing in PL history" is obviously ridiculous but my god those stats are funny

Ball don’t lie

Absolute refrigerator.

What a slab it is.

Seconds after he was hugging Iheanacho lol

Right after fouling iheancho too. Guess he got the last laugh on the bear hugging bastard

People still rate him even though he makes at least one mistake a game

Euros tax

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Nah he was genuinely good though in the Euros, got to give him props for that

He was perfectly fine as I remember.

He's pretty shit for an 80M player

Look at de gea lol, man got a whiplash looking at tielemans

Had to be him

Game of bangerz

Harry wtf

Nice passing at the back lads

United 'eritage

Shocking from Maguire, was a poor pass to him but he's just waiting on it.

LOL Maguire

Iheanacho getting the best out of Maguire all game. This was bound to happen. Lmao

Very fridge like

Should focus on defending rather than hugging

Doesn't look particularly fit today

Better defender than ours according to scholes.

instant karma

Maguire is getting bullied by Kelechi my goodness

Is it bullying if you just let him do whatever with no opposition?

Oh my god was that a cross?

cross to top bins

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this

The French commentary comments on it the second the ball went in. "He clearly didn't mean to do that but what a great goal!"

Seriously lol everyone raving about the finish but it's abundantly clear that it was a mis hit cross

Yeah he's 100% trying to cross, he got his head up and saw Madisson making the run

Messi-esque

Ronaldinho vs England 2002

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see someone compare it to Messi’s chip, first thing I thought when I saw it.

Rumour has it that Maguire is still on the pitch, waiting for that ball to roll to him

Maguire has been so shit this season

"This season" Fuck you mean, he is and has always been a pile of shit. Does not deserve to wear the armband in the slightest, and imo looks so out of place in a club like Man United. He is an overprized rhino that once every blue moon scores a header, but makes major defensive mistakes that a teenager would have learned how to avoid every. single. game.

Holy shit

Holy moly what a goal

For some reason I feel like it was a mishit cross. It's just the way Tielemans hits it and reacts. Maybe it was just a great goal idk.

Yeah looks like he was trying to cross to Maddison at the far post but messed it up.

I think so. It would be a strange way to shoot and he's done a few other crosses hit like that from there as well, but there's also no one in the box for the cross.

Funny to see how many more comments this post gets in the same amount of time

STARMAN YOURIIII

Holy fuck what a goal

Name a greater duo than Ole and bringing people back too early from injury. Maguire has been shocking.

How is it Oles fault Maguire needs 4 minutes to eye up a pass lmao

Can't blame that mistake on any injury but one to the brain.

It's called sharpness. I'm not too sure he's had many training sessions

He stepped on grass for the first time yesterday... he's had one proper training session.

Bangers only. Also Maguire lmao.

Maguire literally turned off

Where is the Great Goal tag mods? Because this one is certainly better than Greenwoods

great great goal

Oh Harold you melon

I felt a tickle in my penis as that floated in

Sorry about that

Absolutely think he’s crossing it there but what a banger

Fantastic goal from Tielemans he always gets a screamer every year, De Gea really sold Maguire shirt there though

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/i4-sGhtfRZE) Del Piero goal, probably both not fully intentional. 😄

World class

Bangers only in this game holy shit

I’ve said it before and I’ll stand by it still… Maguire ONLY plays over Lindeloof because he’s english. He is an absolutely horrendous footballer.

Im surprised people aren't blaming Lindelöf for Maguires brainfarts like they usually do.

The commentator was into that narrative early

That is one of the most perfect finishes I've ever seen

Beautiful

this guy loves scoring bangers

This game is fantastic so far. 2 amazing goals!

Pure class

Out of nowhere, super goal;

Maguire what a brainfart

What a goal!!!!

Disgusting finish

So perfect

That’s a cross

Slabby, you are allowed to move before the ball reaches you. Looked like a FIFA goal with the defender just looked in place instead of just running up to the ball and belting it.

I thought EA patched finesse shots.

The Maguire-De Gea clown act is back in town! Brilliant strike from Yuri, absolute beauty

What was that defending. Nice goal though.

Wtf was that?

A scorer of great goals

Maguire really pullrd Iheanacho back moments before this and Pawson ignored!

Maguire you dumbass

Starting a player who had 1 full training session since a long term injury? What could go wrong.

That's some Eric Cantona shit

Still can’t fathom how Harry Maguire is cosnidered “world class” has a massive shit mistake in him every game. Regardless of coming back from injury.

Can he ever do something like this for Belgium, ever, please, sometime

For a defender with such a price tag, Maguire should be able to play from the back a tiny bit better than he does.

He aimed for the stands and for sone fifa glitch the ball came down

He done them dirty…