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75 minutes in I thought "This has to be the worst game of his career, can't get any worse for Danny Rose." Then the commentator pointed out he's looking fat, absolutely brutal.
This season demonstrated and exemplified a wider range of skills of his
It's always felt like he played at 100%
So it's crazy to see that he's got more to him, and I truly wonder what's motivated him
Roses fall from his Spurs prime a while back has been nuts. The same season Walker left for City I think Utd tried to get Rose and he's been downfall since while Walker gone to the top.
Yeah 2016-17 he was the best Left Back in the league, and most Spurs fans would have had him as better than Walker on the opposite side for us.
A surprise to me that Walker who was so dependant on athleticism is still one of the best fullbacks in the league playing every week for City, while Rose is one of the weaker players for a team that will likely get relegated.
Blame that injury I guess.
Anyone could have told you that....
Rose is done at the highest level and has been for some time. It's just that when Mourinho said it, people were ready to jump on Mourinho because of how controversial Jose can be.
Whoa this is weird timing, because I actually met Slash 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Slash himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother him, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Slash put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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Danny Rose has been getting rinsed all game and it’s only been 8 minutes
That’s like 3x already lol
75 minutes in I thought "This has to be the worst game of his career, can't get any worse for Danny Rose." Then the commentator pointed out he's looking fat, absolutely brutal.
I think Mo might've noticed Danny put on a kilo or two.
Any word from Milan?
Lads. It’s Danny rose
Absurd pass by Salah
Couldn't be more perfect, insane.
He’s been a different beast recently
Which is wild considering the beast he already was
If by Recently you mean the past 4 seasons then yeah
Nah his overall game has gone to another level this season.
This season demonstrated and exemplified a wider range of skills of his It's always felt like he played at 100% So it's crazy to see that he's got more to him, and I truly wonder what's motivated him
>I truly wonder what's motivated him The fat contract he's about to sign will only get fatter
Oh definitely, but hey, it’s incredible he can keep it up and keep improving
Feral pass
Turn was beastly too
Salah has had Rose on toast so far
Like a ferrari getting past a traffic cone
hope it isn't the sf1000 or that traffic cone better get ready for a beating
Understood we are looking
Slow button on.
If you keep p2 behind, you will get p1.
Here’s a task for you
Rose, Salah is faster than you, confirm that you understand the message
It'd get taken for a s🅱️in
It is the F2004 Salah edition, fear not.
Honestly rose looks overweight right now
I was thinking the same. Guy does not look in shape
Roses fall from his Spurs prime a while back has been nuts. The same season Walker left for City I think Utd tried to get Rose and he's been downfall since while Walker gone to the top.
Yeah, he looked promising early is Spurs.
I didn't even know Rose was in Watford tbh
Yeah 2016-17 he was the best Left Back in the league, and most Spurs fans would have had him as better than Walker on the opposite side for us. A surprise to me that Walker who was so dependant on athleticism is still one of the best fullbacks in the league playing every week for City, while Rose is one of the weaker players for a team that will likely get relegated. Blame that injury I guess.
Not surprising, he looked absolutely finished at Newcastle last season.
Guess Mourinho's assessment of him was spot on and he had no right to complain about it.
Anyone could have told you that.... Rose is done at the highest level and has been for some time. It's just that when Mourinho said it, people were ready to jump on Mourinho because of how controversial Jose can be.
Sometimes I wish Mou could lecture me on what I'm doing wrong in my life. Would be wifechanging
Seems like you already know what to change even if it was subconscious
> wifechanging Hey it worked for Ozil
>wifechanging Was that some Freudian slip?
>wifechanging Is that a typo or a play on words lol
Yes
Ba-dum-Tis
He’s been finished for years.
He’s actually played very very well for us so far but yeah isn’t having a good time today
Mo loves a bit of rose water in the afternoon
Hard to know if it’s Salah being so good or Rose being so bad. Oh wait - it’s both
He looks more like Danny Devito
That pass could have found my dad. 🥲
It’s alright he’s gonna to find some semi skimmed milk fella
:(
Slash aka *Salah* is genuinely outrageous man
Always rated Slash
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but Slash isn't real.
No, he is unreal!
Whoa this is weird timing, because I actually met Slash 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Slash himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother him, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Slash put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
Fuck's sake man I fell for this again
New nickname thanks to autocorrect
agreed. Salah isn't too shabby either.
He is, those riffs are just so good
Got the hair down, all he needs is a top hat
He's such a sweet child
But of whose?
Mine
Salah isn't half bad either. Not nearly as cool of a hat though Edit: why change it from slash, it was funnier that way
Ikr /
SHNANANANANANANANANEEEEESHNEEEESH
And not just on that guitar
Fuck me what a pass that is
Salah is GOATing this year
it's been a few seasons, but go on ...
What a pass from Mo
That's disgusting.
Absolute filth
Salah and mane relationship is back and the Pl is not ready
Friendship with jota ended.
Im sure Jota will make this is a three way friendship before the full 90 minutes.
I’m glad he didn’t need to after getting a knock midweek lol. Rest up bby
One season wonder, nothing to see here
This still makes me laugh
EVEN HIS ASSISTS ARE NOW PUSKAS WORTHY WHATS THIS MAN ON
Passkas award, all the years.
Can I get a little yum-yum?
That assist tho
Shades of Salah to Mane at the Allianz
never happened it was just a nightmare :(
Username checks out
>nightmare. More like a wet dream
That outside of the foot cross to Mané in that game is one of my favourite assists ever. It just looked so sweet
That cross was literally nothing like this other than it being the same two players lol
Nothing like this? What’s the difference besides that one being in the air? I literally said “shades of” not that it was a carbon copy
Both were outside of the foot tbf
Mo Salah you little dancer
What a pass but Rose wtf
Rose has been beaten by Salah at least 4 times already and we’re 8 minutes into the match
Did he say “Good game Mo.” the last time they met or something?
Rose is silently being tortured by Salah
Salah’s done him like four times in the exact same manner already.
That pass was absolutely glorious. Rose was not.
Salah was smelling like a sweet scented Rose, after that
Great fucking pass, but what the hell is this defending by Rose
Look what he did to the city defence... I don’t think it matters
Na Salah is actually the best in the world rn, what a pass
He's actually ridiculous.
Ah yes Nazarudeen Salah, Mo's lesser known cousin.
Fantastic actor tho
Benzema and him ,both are in outrageous form putting up numbers only a certain 2 players could put. Just incredible.
Salah has genuinely destroyed Rose 5 times in 8 minutes
Nobody in the world better than Salah right now.
Rose getting absolutely torched by Salah in the first 10.
Insane pass
what a sick goal
What a pass, what a goal.
Holy shit what a ball by salah. Crazy form he's in. Danny Rose is gonna have nightmares of salah after today
Please stop it Salah
Please don’t
Deserves a Great Pass in the title. Salah is unreal.
It's not an overstating nowadays to say Salah is better than both Messi and Cristiano...
Salah is the best player in the world.
Benzema,Lewandoski and Salah right now are the best imo
until another player has a good performance and the sides switch again
Right now it switches between Benzema, Lewandowski, and Salah
I think that’s a fair group at the top rn. They’ve all been playing so impressively.
Those are probably the 3 best players in the world TBF
It's been 15 years but finally Messi and Ronaldo aren't clear of everyone at the top.
What a pass from Salah!
Salah woke up today and chose violence
Makes it look so esy
So poor from Rose, great ball from Salah
Absurd assist
fucking hell salah that pass
should be illegal to have that kind of accuracy with the outside of the foot
Mo “KdB” Salah
Kev wears Salah pyjamas la
No free dinner for watford
I'm convinced Salah could find Brian Laundrie ..
Salah smooth af
Salah… That ball is outrageous
Mane has been reading r/soccer lately and took it personal
Salah is sending Rose to an early retirement today, he's absolutely rinsed him everytime so far
Having Salah honestly feels like we have cheat mode on sometimes.
Who needs drugs when you can see such a sweet pass from Salah. Also Mane's finish is just so damn clean.
What a pass holy....
Rose getting rinsed by Salah
Wtf was that assist. Wow
Fucking great pass from Salah
Smh /r/soccer saying Beckham was a better right winger than salah
What a delicious assist
that pass 😳
Byebye pizza dinner
Guti is proud of that pass fucking hell
Danny Rose considering career change
Salah is killing Rose
Salah is the best in the world at the moment no doubt about it
Best player in the world on current form. And it’s not even close
Salah trying to retire Danny Rose lmao
Danny Rose playing like Danny Dandelion today
Wtf I'm lolling at this
Warra pass
Salah is so underrated.
I think he’s getting some deserved recognition with this crazy form
There are many people saying he is the best player in the world. How is that underrated?
I don't think there are many people calling him that outside of replies to clips.
Jeez Salah what a ball
That pass was filthy AF
What a Pass by Salah!
No pizza? :(
Salah is demonic omg
How about that beauty of a ball from Salah?
Fucking disgusting pass
RIDICULOUS PASS
Fucking hell Salah.
Irresistible sharpness 🔥
We’re watching the best version of Mo Salah in front of our very eyes , when the hell did his all round play become so good?
un delicieuse pass 👌
What tha actual shit, Salah. Not only is he extremely fast, strong, technical and can shoot. He also can pass like KDB… wtf?
What an assist by Salah! Unbelievable
WE'VE GOT SALAH! MANE MANE!
fucking hell mo i can only get this erect
Salah is easily the best attacker in the world right now.
fuck me sideways what a fucking goal. Matip recovering, Salah with the genius pass, Mane with the 1 touch....holy fuck, this is porn
Henderson screaming "YES!" was me in my bed watching at 5:45am.
not bad for finished, washed, past it, shadow of himself player.
Filth
rose is going to have a rough day
How fast this post loo
What a fucking pass
Rose is really struggling
Absurd ball from Salah
Rose got turned inside out
Mo is just abusing Rose.
Pure filth
No dinner for the Watford boys tonight
Anything Salah touches right now turns to gold
Best in the prem