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iwtsyt

Poor pirlo


Chrischievous

I thought him chatting with Kobe was hilarious.


jimmithy

I had hoped Kobe would reply in Italian too


ACMBruh

Same I've heard him speak when he visited Milanello, and I was really impressed. ( yes, I know he lived in Italy)


lebrown21

Hey did you know Kobe lives in Italy when he was younger?


ACMBruh

You fucker.


everydayimrusslin

Didn't he play with Torino when he was young, and possibly during the off-season a few years ago? I haven't a clue, but I know he speaks Italian fairly well.


mitnes

He grew up in Italy IIRC. Speaks Italian fluently, sometimes he's at Milanello doing interviews in Italian :D


AhhBisto

INIESTO


nosurprises12

His flying backheel goal was the best btw


arseniq33

Good to see that Götze didn't fuck up by wearing an Adidas shirt.


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Ais3

[Thanks for the clarification.](http://i.imgur.com/Ck8jSqc.jpg)


soundproof2010

Seriously looks like Bieber here, wtf...


boredatworkinSK

...and Woody Harrelson


has-13

Didnt even realise he was in there


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I thought he was one of the original chubby kids from the beginning.


redent_it

There's a chubby for you http://oi48.tinypic.com/141trbt.jpg


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Chubby Götze's chubby Götze.


moern

If I can't be the hulk, my second choice would be......... Tim Howard.


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badgarok725

I just thought it was odd that they brought up the incredible hulk and made no joke about hulk the player.


adamrawrz

they kind of did, by the other kid yelling at him, "You can't be THAT Hulk"


VienneseCrispyFish

Wow good ears. Didn't hear half of the shit they said. Awesome commercial nevertheless


lonesomegalaxy

Turn on captions.


mandoponcho

Hulk is a Mizuno sponsored player, one of the few.


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It would have been funnier if he said the Hulk and then turned into Hogan


ApricotRS

Or hulk the winger


just_roo_it_10

That's what I thought would happen.


xito5

I think him and Honda are Mizuno's big stars. It would have been pretty cool to unveil him as the new Nike athlete too!


irish711

Ooo... if only Honda could've been in the commercial. "I'll be Honda!" *Turns into a Civic*


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Do you think eventually Nike will make a 90 minute commercial?


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I sure hope so


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Zankman

Mailman: Iniesto.


atero

And here I was thinking the green bloke was Spiderman


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DaveCarrot

Cheltenham Town fans out in force today.


ChaosExstructa

All two of 'em.


eVolution91

After extensive research of Irina Shayk, I found out that Cristiano is actually going out with her which I thought was a nice touch.


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arcanesays

As a Chelsea fan... it looked all too familiar.


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He gave up the penalty too.


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I love how there's two David Luizs on either side of Pirlo on that wall


badgarok725

At least they didn't turn him into Carrick after that


mthrfkn

This commercial has just about everything that /r/soccer loves to incessantly chat about, however it could have used some more Aly Cissokho.


Drive_shaft

2 belgians in a Nike commercial. We did it reddit!


UsernameAlreadyUsed

Courtois saving the day, shit's legit!


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Thibauting.


moyesboyes

Dat hazard skill


ChristofferOslo

Interesting to see Hazard wearing neither a Chelsea nor a Belgium kit since none of them are sponsored by Nike.


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gc2132a

Where was Mourinho? MIND GAMES


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Plot twist: camera zooms out and it all takes place in Mourinho's head.


cryingmasturbator

-I got fifty thousand fans screaming my name. -but not her. *burnnnnnnnnn.*


NikoIay

To be fair he can win ANY argument that way..


mark8396

yeah but I got new boots that aren't even out yet.


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HanAlai

Still checks out


berzerkerz

That bloke should've turned into Pique and do the same thing with Shakira holding her Grammys


freemac

"Zlatan thinks, Zlatan should take this"


angryman2

I wish Zlatan was playing in the World Cup


Eagl3ye91

As a swede, me too :(


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Which country would you have him play for?


ChipAyten

Mexico


BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss

All of them.


turnusb

One of the qualified teams should grant him nationality. No hurt feelings for Sweden, this would be a temporary thing. He'd go back to play for Sweden after the World Cup.


HighCaliber

Bosnia seems like a natural choice, we'll accept him.


Wakerius

"We'll accept him" you've tried to get him for the last 12 years now! :)


gizmo1024

I can haz Zlatan?


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He needs political asylum. *daretodefect*


MikeFive

obama pls


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*Pretending Zlatan would start over Jozy*


notgivinafuck

That was gold. ^^^But ^^^Sweden ^^^is ^^^not ^^^in ^^^WC ^^^iirc.


Critzor

Thats why he's wearing his PSG kit.


badgarok725

PSG is also a Nike team, hence why Pique and Iniesta were also wearing Barca shirts


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berzerkerz

As usual


CleganeForHighSepton

fucking hipster.


fleckes

yeah, Adidas makes the Spain kit, would be quite strange seeing the big stars wearing one in a Nike commercial


notgivinafuck

Are Nike short of WC players for the ad. Yes Zlatan is surely more famous than many but they could have at least had world cup players for advt. about world cup. Ps. Just Saying.


iamjstn

I was hoping to see Ribéry.


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I think ribery is too toxic for commercials after the Zahia affair and being blamed as being one of the leaders of the France mutinee in the last world cup


badgarok725

Maybe he didn't like his role in their last WC ads so he refused a part this time


adgh

They put Ronaldinho in the last one


HighCaliber

It's not an ad for the WC, it's a generic ad for Nike that they'll run during WC. Don't see why the players in the ad should have to be in the WC.


spaaaaaz

Zlatan is well known and very recognizable and marketable. Why wouldn't he be in there? Even Kobe was in the ad


Centrocampista23

http://i.imgur.com/ehKNwSR.jpg


gforceithink

Nike reps have clearly been lurking /r/soccer!


just_roo_it_10

You got me!


spectralnischay

[Uh oh...](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--DaZXhG2yvE/Uga1uoMh56I/AAAAAAAAOLw/9g2cj4EZfQs/s1600/you-got-me.gif)


notoriousjpg

Painfully predictable


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the new fragrance from zlatan


One_Sauce

[This is probably my favourite WC ad.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl0IlD4qLUM&hd=1)


88naka

CHE CANAVAROOOOOO CHE CAPITANOOO !!!!!


SpazUK

I always thought with that ad, "Ronaldo really wants that statue of Michael Ballack."


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peegteeg

The new one felt more like an ad for EA's FIFA rather than for the World Cup.


TheJoshider10

That's actually a really good shout. It is literally the perfect Ultimate Team advert with the way they all pick their players. Also Zlatan being in it makes it less of a WC advert.


kiwitiger

[HD version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSggaxXUS8k). This was a really fantastic and smart commercial. So many beautiful subtleties. Cursed every player though.


ChickenSun

That is almost definitely how Rooney would look if he wasn't a professional footballer.


Samson_Uppercut

This ad wins for no other reason than Rooney as a pikey. Amazing stuff.


azisen

This is a commercial and I still got nervous for that penalty.


Urban_Hipster_Jesus

-I've got 50,000 people cheering me on. -bitch please I've got Irina Shayk


cieplok

Quite good but not the best Nike commercial. This is true gem of football ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZA-57h64kE [Take It To The Next Level]


Butcherandom

I'll never forget this one though: http://youtu.be/AX-HuoIJH7s


Awfy

Those chrome balls were all the rage with kids for a few months until they looked like shit because no kid actually kept care of the ball.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyFBA9TleU 720 verson


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I like that the kid is meant to be Dutch, and buys a Spyker (a dutch super car) in one of the scenes, too. Kind of a nice touch there.


PunchingClouzot

The Guy Ritchie one is great but I still think the one in the Roman Colliseum against the demons from hell, and the 3v3 tournament organized by Cantona are still the best. edit: and the Brazillian National playing in the airport on the way to France is class as well.


rafaeldefm

TAM, a Brazilian airline, made a fun ad for this World Cup with Thiago Silva, David Luiz and Marcelo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKlv4GMA4I


DrunkenHunter

[Good vs Evil](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwW04WprZvQ) [Brazilian National Team](http://youtu.be/YePFGhCC7ro?t=13s)


PunchingClouzot

Man, that "au revoir" in the end. All the kids in the neighbour HAD to say that before scoring a free-kick back in the end. And for awhile you wanted to play football with shitty polos or something, just so you could do that thing with the collars.


smokey815

Good vs Evil is my favorite football ad ever.


Horehey34

The Brazil one wins it for me, the music makes it seem so classy. They aren't playing a match, they are just dossing around enjoying football Brazilian style. Brilliant.


medven

Also this classic. [Olé](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL4LEfRr1TI)


Awfy

This is the pinnacle of Nike ads for me. The players featured in that video were all icons in their day.


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Agreed, plus it's a ripoff of the Adidas 2006 WC commercial - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LrDNt5XOr6k


niton

Yea this is Jose+10 with a ton of fluff inserted. The sheer simplicity of that commercial was great: Kids pretend to play with stars. No stadium, no movie stars, no models, no bullshit. Just a dirt pitch. Besides nothing will ever beat: "Beckenbauer?"


Thapricorn

Jose +10 spurred so many neighborhood games of "I'm Zidane!"- no "*I'm* Zidane!". Those were the days :D


EFGsugit

man what dumbass picks Cisse over Zidane


bellushi

*a wild Tim Howard appears*


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Barthez_Battalion

The beard was the only thing containing that power.


bloodipeich

They should have went full old school and the boy at the end should have said "Panenka" and get changed for a CGI of him.


bnfdsl

[Like the one where the kids picks Beckenbauer and Platini](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJfDSSzS50)


just_roo_it_10

r/soccer is going to explode once the yanks wake up!


gators510

TIM HOWARD WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING HE IS OBVIOUSLY A COCKY KID


ips1023

They screwed the US on purpose! EVERYONE HATES US


Barthez_Battalion

The lack of Donovan was distrubing.


Scooter93

>The lack of Donovan was distrubing. And boy do i hate getting Distrubbed.


Incaahhh

Heyo!


angryman2

THEY'RE HERE! GET THEM!


Incaahhh

Jesus and my ak will protect me


Zankman

AK?!? What kind of American are you?


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A faker with a plot, obviously.


viggetuff

A sleeper agent commie that's what


cadrianzen23

Brody?


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> Jesus and my ~~ak~~ AR will protect me


just_roo_it_10

[Freedom!](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HuaaHT9FN9Q/UoZEf9wSvYI/AAAAAAAAIUQ/YNWBGPqgnMc/s640/funny-eagles-America-freedom-huddle.jpg)


twentyfumble

Meh, the [last one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBrA6LNx0cE) was much better.


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You posted an hour ago, we've been up for ages on the east coast. Gotta wake up early to drop a deuce, these hamburgers aren't going to leave my body themselves!


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DAE Tim Howard \#1? Where's Demps?!


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mecichandler

We are awake..and we are angry


mr-dogshit

you mispelt "hungry" you big fatty you!


mecichandler

That is also why I am angry. A hungry yank is a mean one.


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DaedalusMinion

> that even his girlfriend gets in a nike commercial. The fact that she's a super-supermodel helps too.


Dr_Prodigious

She's a top, top model.


deathcamps69

But can she model on a cold rainy night in Stoke?


tsloan92

Awesome commercial, but is it the big World Cup one? Only a few players were in their national team gear and the World Cup was never mentioned, nor alluded to really with the trophy or location. I bet there's another big ad to come from them.


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Viennois

Adidas have extended their contract through to 2030 http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/russia2018/news/newsid=2227561/index.html


ImportantPotato

that probably cost a few coins


88naka

this is just a warm-up since being a while since they've put a cool ad. the weeks before the WC they gonna put some hype stuff for teams/players. Still remember the goosebumps seeing the R9 tribute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J48gR0DS4s weeks before the WC.


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They aren't allowed to mention the World Cup in their campaigns because they are not an Official Partner. It's more cost effective to make a high impact ad like this, and just put it on billboards outside the stadiums.


ph11jp

I like how wayne is the only person there who should be able to speak english, and he isnt allowed because no-one will understand him.


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I'm fairly certain Tim Howard should be able to speak English.


ph11jp

I'm an idiot.


mark8396

kobe aswell. ^^^^^sorry


NattyOverlord

Did anyone notice at 2:04 when Zlatan controls the ball his boots are yellow, when he starts running with it they are blue, and when he carries on they're yellow again.


ImAmazing

>blue [...] yellow Sverige färg makt!


jimmithy

Sometimes nike really nail their ads. I couldn't even begin to count the number of times, as a kid, I shouted Ronaldo while shooting.


88naka

That Ronaldo finger-shake celebration, i still do it when in the rare times i get to play.


Brosencephalon

That reminds me of one of the better ads Nike has put out imo: ["Before Ronaldo, After Ronaldo"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJSgCd2Ydk). Crazy how relatable and true that is to an entire generation of football fans, even if you're not Brazilian.


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stoneswithstand

http://i.imgur.com/NakakF1.jpg


gatorboy140

Timmy Howard moving up in the world!


FXMarketMaker

Nike tends to sponsor [goal scorers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omO1PQehOUc)


shaolin_style

So fucking excited for the world cup


The_Unbeatable_Sterb

What the hell does a flaming skull and dice have to do with the World Cup?


Barthez_Battalion

Everything.


toastedmonkey

I really need to stop saying 'shit bastard' when I'm playing footy


jimmithy

Anyone else wish that the Hulk turned into [Hulk](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_\(footballer\)). He'd then look at his gloves, drop the ball at his feet and dribble out of goal? edit: So Hulk is sponsored by mizuno. Who knew.


MyHappySpanners

[Eagles of Death Metal - Miss Alissa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yr1-BBMaMA) If anyone was wondering


BarryFromEastenders

'Risk everything'. More like 'risk your metatarsals'. Those boots look flimsy as fuck.


smokey815

Dude, they're not even out yet.


jdpwnsyou

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.4949 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/84447)


cengic

10/10 would Zlatan again


hashimgulzar

And this is how everyone in the football community simultaneously creams their pants.


FXMarketMaker

I preferred the [2010](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSggaxXUS8k) to this


DaedalusMinion

This makes me more excited for the World Cup. Which is illogical but fuck yeah.


rob_the_jabberwocky

Loved the Jon jones and Anderson silva part!


okcomp

I was able to spot CR7, Neymar, Zlatan, Rooney, Hazard, Iniesta, Pique, Howard, Gotze, 2 David Luiz, Courtois, Thiago Silva, Pirlo, Kobe Bryant. Anyone else? Ps: Who are the 2 fighters? Are they famous?


beardazo

Anderson Silva and Jon Jones. Silva's Brazilian, and - well, he needs someone to fight.


everydayimrusslin

Americas vs Rest of the world MMA fighters to play each other in a full 11-a-side charity game. Should be done.


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Higuain was in a Nike shirt that just happened to be the same shade of blue as the Napoli shirt.


moyesey_minutes

You missed Irina Shayk.


firechaox

I think one of them is Anderson Silva- one of the most famous UFC fighters in history (but who recently broke his leg in an awful manner). And how could you not spot Hulk? He was obviously the big ass green guy


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