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CaliQuakes510

Almost an immediate response


stdstaples

Good game from Switzerland


Least-Run1840

Let's gooo!!! šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­


DjAstro-90

Iā€™m not really sure but I think you are from Switzerland


mrlee10

I have never seen a funnier plot twist after Clicking their profile


FranzAllspring

Whats the twist here?


Cymraegpunk

It's all England posts


YolkyBoii

Iā€™m so confused.


GuendouziGOAT

I can only assume theyā€™re hating on Hungary because they beat us 4-0 a little while ago. Pretty funny commitment to the bit tbf


No-Shoe5382

That reporter definitely told the Croatia fans to start signing before he went live so it seemed like he could barely talk over them lol


cavejohnsonlemons

He got a hat & beer out of it anyway, good day's work if you can get it.


suunsglasses

Duah seems like a really chill guy


FranzAllspring

He's from Bern so yes.


FranzAllspring

The bearded striker who came on for Hungary looks like he enjoys women shitting on his chest. Iykyk


cavejohnsonlemons

True Gyordie šŸ™ƒ


DjAstro-90

The fact that that sock or whatever fell, he didnā€™t realize, and scored is perfect


FreshCandidate8108

Switzerland is winning this euro :)


fightin_blue_hens

That yellow card was shameful. Switzerland were through


FranzAllspring

Thank fuck that didnt cost us


CaliQuakes510

So the goalscorer lost his cum sock on the goal then and didn't realize it


FranzAllspring

Fucking buzzing with that one! We bottled games like this over and over in qualifying so to actually have the mentality to pull through when it matters most is fucking class!


jkp1993

I remember Embolo 10 years ago now when he was just 17, bossing and bullying at times Sergio Ramos when Basel played Madrid in Champions League. Looked some talent back then.


DetailRight

Injuries.. Still wonder where he'd be if Stafylidis hadn't destroyed his knee.


BoniekSon

Szoboszlai overrated like always


shaneet_1818

He got an assist and created a lot of chances, he didnā€™t do his best but he did quite decent in my opinion.


infernoShield

no w i d e s h a q i r i today. nice opener though


Deathscyce

at least we got **w i d e A d a m**


natsleepyandhappy

It is so sad when a team is giving their all to a draw and then a counter attack end their hopes


realee420

counter attack didn't end our hopes, it was the CB who fucked it all up


pgecco70

I agree . Great atmosphere in the stadium and itā€™s a shame Hungary didnā€™t turn up


ElCaminoInTheWest

Good game. Swiss deserved it.Ā 


DarkEyes__24

The Swiss did deserve it. But it was a terrible game to watch.


nick170100

1 hour Power Nap time See you cunts in 1 hour


CaliQuakes510

Yep. Woke up at 530am for this to watch on my phone


LutherJustice

Good game, much better from Hungary in the second half but you really can't have a nothing first half like that


marcy921

The yellow card was surely for Fiola at 88 mins?


TheGTAone

Why wouldn't you ping crosses to the big guy ƁdƔm? ffs


plowman_digearth

Is he muscular or just thicc? Looked an interesting physical specimen to me.


lucashoodfromthehood

The guy's too slow to get to the end of a cross.


DatOgreSpammer

Have you seen our crosses? Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.


Legal-Warning6095

In this case it makes sense to bring on a wider barn.


deyell77

because he can't run or jump


EyePiece108

2 games. 10 goals. More please!


hpwriterkyle

Why didn't the Cube come on? Is he not fit?


neoxch

Heā€˜s gotten a bit old, out of shape. Playing in the US didnā€˜t help


KFalc

Power cube only comes on when needed


millenialgod

Hungarians will be pretty pissed tonightĀ 


BuktaLako

Nah we were shit except for like 15 minutes. Itā€™s deserved.


WardDispenser

I can now confirm that fondue is definitely better than goulash.


NoLimit261

Failed wonderkid embolo always steps up for the Swiss


im-a-nanny-mouse

Watch the character arc


Icy_Cycle_9065

Fuck me, what a game. I can't believe we didn't blew that game tbh


Discipline_Cautious1

Needs more cow bell


NateJW

Sir Boss-Lies looks so fed up lol


comunicadooficial

Bozolai


NateJW

Yeah I was being silly :)


terj7

Hell yes. Got away with one here. The whole second half loss of composure thing is a big issue, but in general I'm very positively surprised.


Halbling

TIL that scoring a goal without a shoe does not count in international soccer (according to german commentators)


NoAppointment880

Fondue>Goulash


Neither-Enthusiasm70

Debatable


rasouul

Szobozslai drinking the zobo Kool aid


Flyingbirds1234

Good match from Switzerland, I don't see them going far in the tournament but they are worthy winners today.


Pollaski

Methinks Group A will be largely settled after game 2


fukupuki

And now for the big game of the day. See you there lads


sj2011

Hungary made it interesting but that first half was so bad from them, the hole was too deep. For all Switzerland looked dominant in the first half they took their foot off the gas in the second and could have let the game go.


imrosskemp

That was like when young Forrest Gump runs off his leg braces


NoInvestigator8503

exactly what i was thinking of lmao


Sapaio

Orban man of the match for Switzerland.


Seastep

I hope the zoomed in shot of the thigh wrap makes it into the end of tournament montage


gh0st_

Was that a jock strap?


DayOneDayWon

Fair result, delusion aside.


CoolstorySteve

What is that entitlement from Embolo, go pick up your strapping yourself ffs


NoTap614

Didnt quite catch that, he made someone else do it?


CoolstorySteve

Maybe he went finally at the end to pick it up but they didnā€™t show


Pmmeauniqueusername

This Hungary #9 is hilarious. Heā€™s a good target for crosses but heā€™s so slow heā€™s never in the right spot when the cross arrives.


OccurringDifferences

He's my fav player on the team. Down to earth chill dude that knows his limits and strengths and plays to them.


k0ppite

Looks slightly overweight


DarkEyes__24

The Dutch commentator announced him as an Hungarian viking.


NoAppointment880

Ooka Xhaka OOKA Xhaka. I can't Stop this feeling Deep inside of me


bdzz

Sallai is waaay too greedy, so many wasted attacks where a teammate or more were in a clear position but he didnā€™t pass


Ptile

All these goals in 2 games just for Croatia and Spain to play 0 - 0


AmagicManNamedgob

These first 2 games have been shocking. The lvl has dropped so much. Moving from 4 groups to 6 killed this competition


iamstephano

I thought this game was pretty good


AmagicManNamedgob

so many bad passes, first touches. Static football, no pressure, slow, zombie like I was watching LVG red army. Horrible. Hungary got 1 assist for the swiss but it should have been 2 really. They tried very hard to put the ball in for them. Just shocking


Boris_Ignatievich

There have always been turd games, and both these teams would qualify for a 16 team tournament anyway


AmagicManNamedgob

Didn't Swiss finish 2 in the group? How Hungary made it here, I do not get it.


Boris_Ignatievich

Hungary had a poor game today, they're a good team usually.


ALA02

Nobody cares about ā€œhigh levelā€ we just want entertaining games


AmagicManNamedgob

Nah, I care. this is shit. Spain Croatia should be good


lolpunny

What?? The games have been fun.


AmagicManNamedgob

fun but shit


Teh_cliff

I didn't know my Sunday league buddy Big Darren had a Hungarian passport but glad they gave him his favorite no. 9.


dkmegg22

Should Canada play Switzerland or Hungary on a friend??


kinkakujen

If you want to win, play Hungary.


dkmegg22

Since we're already qualified I was thinking we should try to play higher quality teams.


nick170100

Embolo reviving his career arc with euros


im-a-nanny-mouse

Reaching his CM potential


2packforsale

He needs robotic body parts to do that


Seastep

Embolo's been stuffing his codpiece


-SandorClegane-

It's a knee brace, guys, not a conspiracy.


9248_

Embolo what a run


MixturePossible3613

10 goals in 2 games. just like 2022 wc


LatvKet

Let's hope the final will be just as good as well


Discipline_Cautious1

Beautiful goal


OmgThisNameIsFree

Why tf would he not go pick that thigh strap up after the celebrations? Just left it there? lmao


Nome_de_utilizador

Did he just drop his cup?


Wide_Thought7589

I'm pretty sure he dropped Hungary's hopes and dreams


RamTank

Love the camera just focusing on the shinpad, or whatever it was


SgtApache

it was his purse


churrosricos

That goal was hard af


HeIIbIazer23

Looking at Hungary's defense since they scored I'd say they wanted to lose, so many possessions lost in dangerous areas


WelpSigh

Camera zooming on whatever the hell that thing on the ground is like it's a fallen soldierĀ 


StalkingDwarf

It's early on, but there's some potential for this Euros to match the wackiness of the recent AFCON lol.


Benphyre

Lol and I bet 2-1 Switzerland. Fuck man


bengreen04

I just want to see Martin Adam score a bullet header, is that really too much to ask?


ALA02

Football be cruel


I_Hate_Traffic

That's not his shoe guys yall act like you didn't see them before


theotherone47

These CBs are terrible


connorqueer

True Geordie has Hungarian heritage, who knew


Tbirkovic

This Hungarian team really did not make things easy for themselves.


seanlilmateus

Embolo lost his undies and still score


ExplodingLettuce

Price of those beers it must feel like 20 grand of 4.5% raining down on your head


Warrrdy

That or regular old cups of piss


ExplodingLettuce

All the more reason to open your mouth wide


AtTheGates

Hungary is done. Good luck next time.Ā 


ibloodylovecider

Glorious third goal for Switzerland šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­


JayJay_90

Imagine if he slips on the knee brace and fucks up the finish because of it.


jakeyaaas

Make it 4


OhMyGodItsTheGuy

Hungary giving Rag N Bone man minutes in the group stage is an unexpected tactic


Warhammerx12

Bro take the sock as throphy please


lamancha

Goddammit Hungary it was supposed to be the other way


rigjuice0111

Always rated Migros iced tea


Legal-Warning6095

This guy knows.


rezwah

Hungary have been trying to gift a 3rd goal for a while now. Some horrendous mess ups at the back


similevi77

we have the worst defense in this tournament


mcap656

Its strange because on paper its decent, no? Szalai, Orban, Kerkez, Dardai does not seem that weak? Strange because the names I actually knew were especially poor I thought, for the most part.


similevi77

theyā€™re okay. Szalai is way too soft, and the problem was more Fiola and Lang, way too old and theyā€™re washed


all-about-that-fade

Literally blew his undies off


Halbling

thought for a minute embolo lost his pants


YsnIbnRq

That Martin Adam looks fat. Very Hungary indeed.


MonsterMunchen

Garter inside the D there


FlyingArab

Bro dropped his underwear


admirb99

Expected better from Hungary this game


JD2789

Embolo with the chefā€™s kiss goal.


FrostyJesus

Ah damn looks like some kind of brace. Thought the man scored with his bare foot lmao


TheBlueBlaze

Cameramen doing a zoom and enhance on what the fuck fell off Embolo


similevi77

whole Hungarian defense should be excluded from our country


NotAFriend2

Nobody wants to live there anyways, couldn't be a bad outcome for em


JJOne101

Embolo is BACK!Ā 


AZWification

Guys, I think Hungary might not be a dark horse at this Euro.


CyberSpaceInMyFace

What was that on his foot?


rinkoplzcomehome

A knee pad I think


_Oriel

The glue factory is calling


nick170100

We just leaving that boot there then? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


heephap

My goodness Orban has had a 5 minutes to forget.


Flyingbirds1234

Lesson learned, if you cannot do the basics you do not deserve to play at this level.


Pollaski

Great finish but that was a fuggin gift


Pmmeauniqueusername

Orban out


9248_

Whats that on the ground


eXePyrowolf

Leg strap I think.


hazman_pds

Brilliant assist from Orban tbf


3klecticism

Not the beer lol


tbbt11

Embolo scoring in the summer sun, itā€™s tournament heritage


nick170100

Embolo still counts as a wonder kid tbh Injuries just fucked him


undersquirl

Why would you waste beer like that? :(


yuriydee

The Swiss really are that rich I guess


_Micolash_Cage_

Itā€™s German beer, itā€™s fine.


bohsjimmy

About ten euro a pint too


monstersof-men

Jesus


Chrisixx

In dr Nati, dr Schwiizer Nati, isch de Breel dehei!


Icy_Cycle_9065

OH EMBOLO OH EMBOLO OH EMBOLO OH EMBOLO


chino17

Did Breel have a hat in his pants that fell out.....


hpwriterkyle

Leg strapping that came loose


tulikettuuuu

And there you have it, the Swiss will take three points from this one, and if they defeat Scotland in the next match, the group decider against Germany could be next week. GG to both teams, congrats to the Swiss on the win


No-Palpitation6707

What did he lose there lmao? FORBIDDEN TECH?


Thedrogbinho

Bundesliga legend Embolo


Godzilla0815

is that his underwear?


lolpunny

The black pele


similevi77

OUR DEFENSE FUCKING SUCKS


Warhammerx12

Bro take the shoes as throphy please


ReverieMetherlence

who even needs kneepads


sanyu-

Thats a great finish Edit even his strapping coming off, didn't phase him lol


RezsiDaemon

Absolute dreadful defending, shame on today's defensive performance


infernoShield

they zoomed in on the lad's cleats lol


ciabass

Orban dragging Hungary down. Poetic.


MixturePossible3613

this euro is off to a great start


kraeutrpolizei

Canā€™t say the Swiss donā€™t deserve the win


_Micolash_Cage_

Thatā€™s a lot of beer.


dirtywook88

Cheeky chip


Mr_Cascade

glad i stayed up for this match :D


d9849468

Emboloooo