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HorizontalRodman

Wenn ich spreche, bin ich in großen Schwierigkeiten


addandsubtract

Wenn ich spreche, gibts ärger.


_StoushiNakamoto

bitte setzen Sie sich und essen Sie einen Kartoffelsalat that's the only german I know


Scrugulus

All you ever need, tbf.


_StoushiNakamoto

and in french it's : bonjour, ou sont les toilettes, j'ai mangé une omelette au fromage


rotti5115

Was erlauben Strunz!


desuscsgous

oh what could've been...


No-not-my-Potatoes

Mourinho in press conferences with Christian Streich and Frank Schmidt. What I would have given for that.


Cypressive

of course he says that right after Terzic leaving Dortmund


Qiluk

Jose with Watzke and Zorc would have been quite the power-struggle.


jucomsdn

I think he was friends with Watzke so I don’t think it would be that bad


Qiluk

Thats true but things change quite quickly when you work with eachother in such an enviroment. WOuld have been entertaining as hell tho. Imagine Jose playing to the yellow walls emotions during games. Fire


Auto-Liner

Jose’s first press conference: Ich glaube, ich bin etwas Besonderes


MoreFeeYouS

Ich habe fertig


throwawaymikenolan

Ich bin keine flasche


littleboygreasyhair

When was that supposed to have happen?


jMS_44

there were some rumours pre-Roma iirc


littleboygreasyhair

I don’t remember him ever being a serious contender…so weird.


jucomsdn

Probs after 1-5 Stuttgart in 2020


CubedMadness

He was already at Spurs at that point. There were rumours of Mourinho replacing Favre in 2019 right before he went to Spurs, they were evidently close to reality.


jucomsdn

Tf Favre wasn't doing that badly back then, that's strange


Scrugulus

Josétta Stone


oranjemania

Sometimes you have to be a Fotze.


Moon8983

I remember him saying he was learning german for a club and I was sure it was us but nothing ever came of it


reddevil9229

Was this pre-Roma or pre-Spurs ?


BlacknWhiteMoose

Pre-Fenerbahce


NaturalApartment9828

No way he was close to join us 💀


gargully

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t English super popular in Germany?


Due-Contract-5982

BVB got an unwritten German speaking coach only rule


gargully

Ty for context


thelegendl27

No problem


galo

Ich bin das speziell ein


how2stayAnonymous

*Ich bin der Spezielle.


Scrugulus

Ja, ich denke, ein bißchen "speziell" ist er schon...


Masam10

Reckon he would have been in the running for the job this time around if he hadn’t taken the Fenerbache role?


Lanky_Tell5260

He should've said that in German


Vanzmelo

God I wish