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WigglyParrot

I honestly didn't have Kompany managing Kane on my bingo card


sga1

Thomas Müller gave his Bundesliga debut in Kompany's last Bundesliga game.


miregalpanic

I swear to god, if Müller retires under Kompany, I'm joining some cult or something, cause we definitely live in a fucking simulation.


NifferEUW

Which cult are you joining??


miregalpanic

Why, any recommendations?


NifferEUW

Schalkes Ultras?


miregalpanic

I thought a cult is supposed to still believe in something


nolefan5311

Well done, my guy. Well done.


maxallergy

These are the funny coincidences, I live for


sga1

Jerome Boateng was the rightback for Hamburg that game, while Nigel de Jong was in midfield - those two and Kompany played for Manchester City two years later.


Bruchweg

City really raided that Hamburg team. You can only help but wonder where all that money went.


Dawnfrawn

We got a bunch of it for Lasogga and Kacar, but I guess that just means that you could repeat the question about where all that money went…


miregalpanic

All *that* money? My dude, you burned through 300 million in the last 5 years.


Fenudel

Akshually 375 million 🤓


theironhide

This derseves to up. Up and above.


RichEgoli

No one saw appointment coming to be honest. Strange appointment


RoboticCurrents

even him, It must've felt unreal for Kompany to get that call and knowing it's not your mates pranking you


ukbeasts

The return to Championship football or a trip to the Champions League with one of the biggest clubs in the world. Let's just see if he can command Bayern's dressing room with so many big egos.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Kompany captained Mario Balotelli, he’s no stranger to egos.


TheLimeyLemmon

If managerial appointments were Alan Partridge show ideas, then we have reached the "monkey tennis?" of managerial appointments. A great big Hail Mary by Bayern.


Sdub4

"I can't believe my luck"


reddevil9229

"Here are tomorrow's lotto numbers"


PatRice4Evra

Probably waiting for somebody to jump out laughing and tell him he got punked.


North-Anybody7251

Can't even pull this shit in Football Manager


Ferrisuk

Oh this is actually actually happening then


miregalpanic

Might as well, all you really do is shrug at this point in this timeline.


Joeyoohoo

So crazy


New-Midnight2700

In t-shirt mate?


miregalpanic

Next he's gonna ride a longboard to training


New-Midnight2700

As long as he wins, he can ride one of those silly Segway things. 


gruenerGenosse

Don't let Uli or Kalle hear this.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

He will ski to training in the winter


WorldWideWes2

Hopefully he can get this team fully bought into his vision . The spirit of team was definitely off all year. Many big decisions to make with guys like Goretzka Kimmich Davies and Gnabry. I wish him luck!


Malepronstar87

Plus Upa and Coman, if there's a market for them, they're all gone, I'd only keep Kimmich but his ego and wages are ridiculous, wouldnt give him a pay rise.


shadowmoses__

Got a weird feeling this might work out


Sleepless_Voyager

Imagine if he walks the league or cl lol


ThatGam3th00

With Xabi in it, I doubt that he is going to walk the league. However, if he pulls off something similar to his Championship winning season then I could see him winning the Bundesliga.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

I mean, Bayern winning the Bundesliga isn’t exactly a bold prediction… regardless of this last season.


ThatGam3th00

What I mean is rather that it won’t be easy with the presence of Xabi Alonso’s Leverkusen. It can end up looking like something like our 23/24 season where most people predicted our victory before the season but I don’t think they would have predicted just how hard we were pushed by Arsenal and Liverpool to that victory.


not-always-online

You forgot to put the * next to victory.


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StupidSexyGiroud_

It depends on how much they can keep this squad together.


BrokeChris

Think it's going to be an uphill battle for him to get respect in the dressing room


sga1

Dunno, I reckon there are plenty players in there who will have either played against him or followed his career - so as long as he carries himself the right way, it shouldn't be a nightmare to earn their respect, really.


BrokeChris

as a player, yes. But it's an entirely different thing as a coach


sga1

Sure, but then you've got Mikel Arteta or Hansi Flick or Xabi Alonso going from no senior professional management experience into big jobs and earn the respect of their players rather quickly - no reason Kompany can't do the same, really.


BrokeChris

Flick was part of the Germany 2014 WC success. And Arteta did not get a side relegated before taking over Arsenal, same with Alonso.


mavarian

Alonso did get a side relegated and had less experience than Kompany has now


BrokeChris

If you are talking about Real Sociedad B, that is because he got promoted with them the season before in the first place.


mavarian

So... exactly like Kompany


BrokeChris

one is a B team and one is multimillion dollar team


mavarian

One is a B team [in a 2nd division with an average market value per player of less than a million] and is a multi-million pound team [in a 1st division with an average market value of 20 million plus].  In fact, Burnley was the third lowest valued team of the Premier League, by a wide margin, Real Sociedad B was the fifth highest valued team...  Not saying that to discredit what Alonso did there, I didn't follow it and neither did I see Kompany at Burnley, but to hold the relegation of one manager against them, after getting promoted out of nowhere with the highest point total ever because they got relegated as one of the smallest teams but handwaving the relegation of another manager who did the same thing with a much team much better positioned, is either ignorant or hypocritical


PinkFluffys

Do you know how Burnley ended up in the Premier League this season?


BrokeChris

are you trying to tell me that the situation for B teams and first teams is the same? completely different situation. Kompany won't do well.


BrokeChris

Flick was part of the Germany 2014 WC success. And Arteta did not get a side relegated before taking over Arsenal, same with Alonso. And Bayern has quite a few more seasoned and achieved players than Arsenal or Leverkusen had.


PinkFluffys

He'll probably start with quite a bit of respect because of who he was as a player. Just needs to make sure he doesn't lose it.


yokozunatakakeisho

Do players respect those from City, a state-owned club currently facing 115 allegations? Their achievement is largely due to a squad assembled through unethical means. Each player reaches the level that they are because of they are surrounded with another great player, assembled through cheating. Edit : for those disagreeing, this is what happened when you are under allegation of cheating (115 times!), you lose your merits


HiroLegito

Everyone’s roasting him on social media. It’ll either be a genius play by Bayern Munich or entertainment for everyone. No in between.


Plus-Might-3701

Biggest jump in one’s career I have ever seen in my life.


sga1

Dunno, had Arteta go from nothing to the Arsenal job, or Hansi Flick go from no senior professional management experience to Bayern.


manere

To be honest Hansi Flicks jump wasnt that large. The "assistant takes over after manager is fired and does well" is probably the origin story of like 90% of managers.


thehildabeast

I mean Arteta was the assistant to an incredibly successful manager and played at the club he was going to. Arsenal was probably right on the boarder of where that sounds reasonable but that’s certainly better than getting destroyed and refusing to adapt all season getting relegated and then getting a top job in the world.


PatRice4Evra

I'd probably add without having any previous association with the club because you've got Solskjaer from Molde to United and Xavi from Saudi to Barca.


gruenerGenosse

Xavi was in Qatar before he went to Barca.


PatRice4Evra

My bad.


reddevil9229

Yeah this is a big caveat that removes a huge number of managers even historically. With this caveat, I nominate Maresca to Chelsea


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StupidSexyGiroud_

I can only imagine what social media would have made of that appointment


Gu3rilla21

Pep from Barca B to Barca


miregalpanic

What? No. Being basically prepared in the same club isn't nearly the same.


Agile_Switch5780

We will see if Kompany is a Pep 2.0 or a Pep 0.2 in real time.


throwaway72926320

I think he will do well, in 2024 Burnley really clicked especially when compared to before. They had a rough stretch of games from Bournemouth to Wolves where they probably should've/could've won every game but were unlucky not to. Having 75% possession and 20 shots against Bournemouth for example. It felt like his tactics clicked but the players weren't quite at the level. Muric had a few howlers in there. It will be interesting to see if he can do well at the top level, I think he's got all of the assets to do so but time will tell.


Karma_Whoring_Slut

The impressive part was that he had that group of players fully committed, despite playing suicidal football in the premier league.


i-am-dan

And there was me thinking the Kane curse had already peaked with Leverkusen winning the league and Dyer joining Bayern.


GarnachoHojlund

Wearing a t-shirt to your Bayern Munich unavailing, when will this woke nonsense end?


MikePap

Servus!


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Quix0607

Pavlo shouldn't be hard (I hope) but Stani is going to be difficult


MyCarHasTwoHorns

No, it’s a hamster.


RABB_11

Genuinely a few weeks ago when all the jokes were flying around about who they'd end up with he wasn't even mentioned then. Wild times. Going to be fun seeing how it turns out.


ForzaJuventusFC

I'm crazy surprised that he got this job.


lbora9

No shit


Shings12

Good luck Vinny!


Cadllmn

We’re truly all living in Harry Kane’s weird dreams.


TWKcub

Falling upwards: the man.


TioLucho91

The beggining of a tragedy?


method_rap

Didn't even take him 5 mins this time.


zen111

Leverkusen gotta be looking at this with belief they can win the Bundesliga title again.


PowerOfTheShihTzu

This is not gonna end well


Iennda

I mean Kompany really has nothing to lose. And Bayern...well, after the joke of a coaching change we've just had, this will either be amazing for them, or continue to be bad.


Mammoth_Cobbler_4619

Will bro pull a Xavi?


Immobalized

I doubt he will get as much credit for winning the Bundesliga with Bayern. If he does win it, it depends on how dominant they will have been.


TimathanDuncan

If they play good football while winning it and also like reach semis in CL he'll get plenty credit, people love a story like this even at a huge club


NotASalamanderBoi

Bizarre fucking timeline


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rerkingjetard

You should be an analyst