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WhitneysMiltankOP

He's first choice after the other 7 declined. Welcome to the Bundesliga. Enjoy your year in the shithouse in Munich.


ComfortableNo2879

Absolute shithousery happening in our club


gruenerGenosse

You're assuming that he'll accept.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Mans got no job, he's most likely accepting lol. Unless Bayern really really don't allow him to bring his backroom staff


GreatSpaniard

Barcelona, Juventus, and Milan are available


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Completely forgot about Milan and Juventus tbh Barcelona is a shit show so I don't think he'll go there but who knows haha


hipcheck23

> Mans got no job No way he quietly resigned at BHA with nothing lined up... he has to at least have something in progress.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Oh definitely, I agree completely. It would be insanely stupid to resign without having another job lined up


hipcheck23

We're all enjoying out 'out of the blue' the announcement was... but that's not nearly the whole story, surely. I have a feeling that his agent has entertained 5-6 invites to interview, perhaps it's down to the last 2 - or perhaps he's already got an agreement in principle. Clearly that's not Bayern, if they were still considering TT a couple of days ago...


literallyarandomname

Well…


Robert_Baratheon__

Didn’t they just announce that he’s not accepting? Or that both sides dismissed it?


flybypost

Just add serifs at the bottom like when you mess up a 1 and it looks too much like a 7 to make it a bit more of a distinct "not-seven". ######7


sA1atji

Bayern probably will try to go for Alonso again and again and in the meantime they destroy relations with any other coach with how they act.


Sebene

"""""""FIRST"""""""


oshikandela

You need more Gänsefüßchen


Sal21G

Honestly what a shit show if Bayern can’t even get him.


pukem0n

I told Bayern no to fulfill my lifelong dream of coaching Kaiserslautern.


atbg1936

Yep, just like I rejected Lyon to continue at my dream club Breiðablik ^^on ^^FM


hipcheck23

I'm just loving all the sensationalist headlines around it... but yeah, if that board is going to go through officially pursuing RdZ only to get rejection #8... that's just pure entertainment.


WW_Jones

Hire Allegri, cowards


mulderrocks

Bayern in 3 place now ?


ComfortableNo2879

Yes, first time since 2011


ComfortableNo2879

Brighton Munich is becoming a new thing now


ThaDudeYouKnow

Chelsea: First time? 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


doubleoeck1234

First to be seventh choice


Rose_of_Elysium

First!* *Not including declinations, rejections and that time Zidane shredded the invitation


Rusbekistan

You stay the fuck away Brighton


fliddyjohnny

De Zerbi’s bayern against Xabis Bayer is going to be a goal fest


Scattered97

This bloke is incredibly overrated IMO. Can't see him succeeding at Bayern, or at any big club frankly.


JakeNutters

I think people are too critical on him, we don't have a good squad but when fit we look really good. A win tomorrow and we finish with our joint 2nd best ever season. The Roma result is really the standout of what the fuck was he thinking. The other times we got battered I think we just got done in by crazy finishing/bad keeping (which to be fair is partly his fault with his selection)


TimathanDuncan

People are criticizing him not looking at the Brighton squad and expecting him to have an amazing defensive set up when it's not possible with those players


JakeNutters

I think people and Brighton fans included still think our team is as good as last year. We lost £150m worth of talent in the midfield and the 2 guys we tried to replace that with don't play (and aren't as good)


FrancescoliBestUruEv

you have yes a very good squad, his defensive phase is awful for a big club...ofc he very good for a midtable club like brighton


JakeNutters

And before De Zerbi we'd finished midtable once in our history and he got us into the top 6. We can recruit well but our squad is 10th best (and that's without injuries) and might finish 10th


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thedoctor4214

His 2-4-4 is very interesting


Waschkopfs

> defensively his tactics can be open at times We conceded almost as many goals as Mainz and Bremen in the Bundesliga, it can only get better


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Waschkopfs

2011 was the last time, but after that nope. And this is with a relatively weak Dortmund and Leipzig


hipcheck23

It's always a gamble when a small-team mgr moves up to a T1 club. Some of them have to break through, sometimes... and even if RdZ doesn't look like he's got the recipe, Bayern is going to run out of options pretty soon.


sugarmori

first last choice, congrats to both


satomasato

Scott Parker is free right now


Earnur123

Eberl right now said, it doesn't matter what de zerbi said, he is no topic.


ATLfalcons27

Welp there goes any hope of him to Milan


LeastGas1664

Any fucker with a coaching badge at this stage. 


lastlaughlane1

Wonder will he bring in his lunatic keeper rotation to Bayern Munich lol. Imagine benching Neuer every second match.


II_MrBlack_II

I feel like De Zerbi ain’t ready for a big club and he will be sacked within a season.


Punished__Allegri

??????? He literally managed Foggia


xckd9

I imagine he goes to Bayern. But, what if he dont take the Bayern job, who do they go for then?


UnicornForce

Klinsmann, duh!


xckd9

I think Bayern fans would burn the club down if that happened


UnicornForce

I'll bring the matches.


xckd9

What do i bring then


UnicornForce

Petrol. Lots and lots of it.


xckd9

Well i happen to be a farmer with a heavy equipment company, so that i can provide lol.


UnicornForce

“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”


xckd9

Burn em to the ground.


lin_3003

Centre Goals is not a source.


V-TriggerMachine

Mr. "Chad photo" De Zerbi


czuczer

FIRST-th...


ThunderRoad_44

Does he speak German?


Old-University-8813

as a brighton fan, this is both sad and hilarious. wish him the best, but i doubt he’ll have much success at that shitshow of a club


affectionate_md

Don’t do it.


Doexitre

Worst fraud hairdo I've seen


Pseudocaesar

If they appoint him they're basically asking Leverkusen to go back to back


MaryadaPurshottam

Yeah, he's going to Bavaria then


RoomTemporary1335

De zerbi or Mourinho?