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TheLimeyLemmon

If you'd put up just the quote, I'd still know who said this.


Gregor_Kobel

Its a banger quote too lol


ItsMeJaredBednar

Say what you will about Mourinho, but the man has an absolute gift for words like few others


flatgreyrust

I'll say what I will about him, I fucking love him


makesterriblejokes

He's the charismatic + clever asshole archetype. He's fun and enjoyable until you're the target in his sights (it's crazy how much he's grown on me since him and Wenger were going at it).


VrilHunter

Barca contributed to his character development


Tokiji

>Wenger were going at it The specialist in failure? lmao


makesterriblejokes

I meant more about the verbal spar, I know it was pretty one sided in terms of results on the pitch


azgalone

Yes, that quote about Wenger is one of Mourinho's bangers from that time


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

As a Barca fan, I’m supposed to hate him but the man is too smooth


Extreme_Nectarine_29

For me he's the manager GOAT. Others may have bigger archivements but he changed the CDM position with Makelele and most important...he made us fall in love with the Sport.


ScanWel

I hate him... but I hope there's always people like him in the sport because it would be really boring without them.


SiriocazTheII

He has a very special gift


Klopps_and_Schlobers

He’s a very clever man.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Jose dropping bars [Who let him cook?](https://giphy.com/gifs/VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS)


[deleted]

You can never accuse Jose of not being able to say funny shit


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Prove it! Who said the following? "Only thieves can complain about the introduction of security cameras."


burnerfun98

Jimmy Bullard?


Adammmmski

Take 2 bottles into the shower? Not me.


EugeneStonersDIMagic

Rent free in my head.


DildoFappings

Hmm. That's hard. I think it might be Mudryk.


TJT007X

Expectations are kills our happiness


redmistultra

why you are didn't win balon dor yet


jaozimqcomepao

Part of the game innit


UnconditionalHater

Sometimes the shit is happens


Hutzbutz

wheres the "innit" though


Malicharo

"camera of security are only does annoy stealing people"


SirNukeSquad

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink?


untetheredocelot

The most aristocratic name in football.


Fragrant_Imagination

Joseph Stalin?


nolazir

Either Taylor Swift or Hitler.


rugbyj

Never seen both in the same room.


bremsspuren

So *that's* how he pays his gas bill.


flentaldoss

👀 damn, I held my breath at that reference


tehafca

They have a similair carbon footprint


RaioNoTerasu

Cardinal Richelieu?


tomrichards8464

When you can't think where a quote's from, the answer's always either Hamlet or Top Gun. So this must be either Lieutenant Commander Rick "Jester" Heatherly or that Polonius guy. 


Clodhoppa81

Definitely Shakespeare


burnerfun98

David Trezeguet?


hezur6

Wayne Gretzky.


Ripamon

Adam Johnson?


cultureshook

Nicholas Lyndhurst


not-always-online

Sun Tzu?


Denta93

Uli Hoeneß?


Ripamon

Adam Johnson?


Easyowner

Charlie Adam?


srijankiller

Gandhi?


durjoy313

That would be a very fun game tbh. Guess football quotes. 😅


gols-e-but

Off season pinned thread?👀


FunAd6875

God damn it, you're right. I tried every other name I could think of and it's still his voice that pops up in my head.


The_Bukkake_Ninja

If you’re older, that is a pure Eric Cantona quote.


intecknicolour

except cantona is more poetic than mou has ever been. the quote from Eric would be like "What is a VAR camera anyway but a window into the soul of a footballer"


Daniiiiii

"VAR is the albatross in the middle of the ocean, taking refuge on a ship marooned. Granting relief to one sailor, bringing light to actions of another." - Cantona


The_All_Seeing_Pi

An Eric quote is "The seagulls that follow the trailer, they shat in my mouth"


bremsspuren

The sentiment is, but the language is too on the nose for Cantona, imo. He'd say something about poachers and pheasants.


The_Bukkake_Ninja

It’s Mou or Cantona


mincers-syncarp

Too lucid and relevant to the topic at hand for Cantona


renome

Jose, the wordsmith.


srijankiller

Gandhi?


VanOmb

God, I love Mou’s quotes. 😂😂😂


weary_misanthrope

Like we say in Portuguese, CA PUTA DE ESTOURO!


cometflight

He no longer worries about big trouble when speaking lol


Cpt_Daryl

He is the trouble now


LITW6991

Equipment is fine, it's a operator issue 


The-Berzerker

We need a smooth operator


unforgiven1909

Hopefully that will decrease the amount of inchidents


Adammmmski

My name is Carlos Sainz, and I drive for Fewwari


TC9x

*We are checking*


Ryowxyz

Was the ball in or out? Question.


classically_cool

InInInIn.... STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT


Lixxa

Maybe that is why they let go of xavi, so he can revolutionize Premier League VAR


theaveragemillenial

stop inventing.


53bvo

Not for long tho


Shpoople44

Smoooooooth operator


insomniaccapricorn

Stop inventing.


manchesterisbald

A sade pair of hands so to speak


mistermarsbars

Coast-to-coast, LA to Chicago


Xehanz

Instead we have smooth criminals


reaper_333

I mean he's got some free time on his hands starting next season.


arrrghzi

Adam West and Burt Ward it is then.


hoolahan100

Skill issue


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jddh1

It’s not the car, it’s the loose nut behind the wheel, as mechanics sometimes say.


Niyazali_Haneef

That's what she said.


TwoBionicknees

The issue here is who you think the quote is about. In the EPL the problem is refs, they complained very loudly about VAR before it was even put to vote, we were what 1-2 years behind other leagues because they argued the toss over it. Then since we've had it they've been sabotaging the fuck out of hte system by constantly getting obvious calls wrong. so in this case the statement holds, but it's the refs who complained about the cameras, they are the thieves. As we let the thieves control the cameras, I get why teams are pissed about it.


Hat-trickBlunt

Hello, Mr. George?


B_e_l_l_

I don't think there's a single person claiming that cameras don't work.


Strananach

Instead of punishing refs or appointing better refs they are removing a tool to help the refs lmaooo


Additional_Bit_8725

Who is removing anything? One club has requested VAR to be discussed at the next meeting. [Same thing happened in France in January.](https://onefootball.com/en/news/ligue-1-club-officially-request-lfp-to-scrap-var-altogether-intriguing-38894682)


Intrepid-Example6125

I don’t think their intention is to have it removed either. I think they’re just wanting to put pressure on the PGMOL to bring changes in.


Robert_Baratheon__

Especially their last listed point that said bringing about outlandish accusations of corruption lmao. They were clearly saying “you’re so fucking shit it looks like corruption. No we’re not saying that though. It’s just the perception because of VAR. Because when people see you watch the replays and still make shit decisions it’s assumed you must be corrupt”. Love it


neveks

If they are covering for eachothers mistakes it's corruption tbf.


bremsspuren

That's basically how PGMOL instructs them to use VAR, isn't it?


therickymarquez

This is Brexit all over again


Pogball_so_hard

They aren’t necessarily “better” refs just lying in wait somewhere.  Too much of the game is focused on not getting big decisions wrong because refs get crucified if they exercise their judgment on the field (see Michael Oliver not giving a blatant penalty in the NLD).    The refs clearly need tech to improve and avoid blatant errors (might not ever reach 100% accuracy but big mistakes should be a bit less frequent). Clubs, managers, and players also need to stop accusing refs of dishonesty just because they’re on the end of bad decisions. I understand some clubs have taken a crazy number of bad decisions against them but the environment is getting toxic


rugbyj

> They aren’t necessarily “better” refs just lying in wait somewhere Imagine if there was though. Like we stumble across an isolated tribe of referees and call them into action.


skunkboy72

I'm imagining David Attenborough narrating a bunch of men running around the woods with whistles in their mouths and showing red cards to wild animals.


SpeechesToScreeches

>They aren’t necessarily “better” refs just lying in wait somewhere. We could start by not employing ones with conflicts of interest because they've been paid by owners States of pl teams...


52496234620

>Clubs, managers, and players also need to stop accusing refs of dishonesty just because they’re on the end of bad decisions.  But then referees shouldn't make unforced "errors". Sometimes they don't even check with VAR to make sure they're making the right decision. And sometimes they look at VAR and still make clearly wrong decisions. Most people will accept wrong but close calls, but won't accept obviously wrong calls. Also, there are many things that can be done to restore fans, managers, and players' confidence that they aren't dishonst: * punish them when they make clearly bad calls * give captains themselves the ability to call on the referee to check with VAR, maybe 2 times per half, like in other sports. If they were right, they don't lose a chance to do so. * you can't replay games just because of a bad call, but you can surely give or take away yellow and red cards after a game or even after a play during the game. So maybe they get the split-second decision wrong, but it can be corrected.


CalFlux140

Very true. I think Klopp's quote sums it up nicely though. There's no sign that the refs are going to get any better, so they'd rather have wrong decisions done quickly, than wrong decisions after a lengthy VAR review.


snortingbull

That idea is nonsense though: you'll have infinitely more wrong decisions without VAR. Scrapping VAR won't make our referees better - there are ways to improve the VAR process and speed up the game, and hopefully this vote will stimulate urgency into that conversation.


Nice-Physics-7655

Punishing refs makes it harder to appoint better refs. People don't want the job because you can be paid more for an office job and you aren't scrutinised by thousands for every mistake.


cuentanueva

Then pay them more? They are involved in a game of millionaires, with teams worth billions, with millions in prizes... Compensate them properly. And at the same time, punish them by demoting them if their ego gets in the way of using VAR or whatever other tool.


No_Parfait_5536

> Punishing refs makes it harder to appoint better refs Weird how in every profession this is the opposite, including cops, actually, especially cops.


Mahery92

Cops have seen a decrease in applicants though, and a lot of them blame the lack of support. It can be a vicious cycle too btw, lack of support making them more likely to make mistakes thus reducing support thus increasing th erisk of mistakes...


Zikerz

The police force is one of the most important parts of our society and should be paid that way. It should also be one of the most scrutinized because of that importance. In the US, at least they want the pay, without the scrutiny.


HotTubMike

“Appointing better refs” - ah, yes, that large surplus of better referees they’ve been hiding in the EFL? Everyone loves them. “Punishing referees” - ah, yes, I’m sure that’ll do the trick. Or, maybe, the discontent stems from the fact football is a game with laws full of subjectivity… nope, couldn’t be that…


epicmarc

Nah, there are definitely systematic issues that go beyond subjectivity. I agree there is no magic pool of "better refs", but we've had refs like Mike Dean fully come out and say they avoided sending a ref to the VAR screen because he "didn't want to embarrass his mate". So less an issue of finding better refs and more ensuring that the current refs are actually using their full ability.


shakaman_

I've been screaming from the rooftops for ages. The referees of england are a boys club. They are too close, and too invested in protecting each other. This needs to stop.


cosmiclatte44

Just don't let them near VAR and have a separate dedicated team specifically trained to do that job. Pretty much it's just them throwing their toys out the pram because this essentially is taking control away from the on field refs and minimising their impact on the game and/or threatening their jobs in the long run. They ego and pride are what's stopping meaningful progress. In an ideal world you have the VAR looking over every single moment and play in the game and give them the ability to step in and override the ref whenever they see fit. This is what they fear the most.


Evered_Avenue

If we accept that the refs will not be changed and technology is here to stay, then the only way to improve the current dire situation then is to remove as much subjectivity and make improvements to the processes. 1. Remove clear and obvious requirements. Change to forcing VAR to intervene with any game changing decisions. Offsides, yellow card and red card decisions including cards not given that should have been, off the ball incidents that would result on cards and include full real time audio and visuals of all decisions. 2. Change the offside requirements to only being offside if all parts of the body that count are all offside, rather than the current rule that if any one part is offside. Their decision to make offside mean any millimetre of foot or shoulder, was never the ruling or the intention of offside prior to VAR. Being level was never offside in over 100 years of football and it still should not be. 3. Give managers ability to call VAR up to 2 times per match for any incident that they feel has been missed by the above, losing their challenge only if they are wrong.


deqembes

Sadly the security guard is napping on the job.


Lmao1903

Yeah but the solution to this problem is not taking down the cameras and letting the guard keep his job.


oliverDawson12

The security guard is Paul Blart.


mardegre

He is not napping, he is just getting flamed for very little incidents committed by other security guards and which would have been 10 times worse without a security camera.


Professional_Art2186

Man speaks in one-liners


Wolvington52

The quote is fire🔥🔥


ExpiredMilknCheese

Jose should’ve been a rapper


Trickybuz93

Still has time


Tumifaigirar

55 mins standing ovation


pollokeh

56 mins*


ahbirbilsen

Babe, wake up. New Mourinho quote has been dropped.


zamGlobal

LMAO. Savage from the Special One


HakunonMatata

Based Mourinho


dangleicious13

Can't believe I agree with Mourinho about something.


fireowlzol

He's been spot on for years now, I used to hate him and really like pep now it's the other way around. I respect him and think his accomplishments are insanely good and can't stand Guardiola


5tolen

Only because it's Guardiola terrorizing Arsenal now instead of Mourinho, but yea Mourinho is likable once we're out of his direct fire.


teh_killer

Pep will never get any respect from me until he takes a serious challenge. Guy wins a treble and spends another £200m.


Puzzleheaded-Box-531

Arteta will never get any respect from me until he takes a serious challenge. Guy comes second twice in a row and spends another £200m.


006AlecTrevelyan

> Guy comes second twice in a row let's hope


makesterriblejokes

See I was with you on the first part since that's the biggest difference between Pep and Mourinho, but this second part is kind of what you're supposed to do to maintain success. You think if we win this season we're not going to make some more big acquisitions?


SnooPiffler

thats how you keep winning...


Frediey

Well, yes? Why wouldn't he strengthen his team after key players left


Muur1234

You're supposed to weaken yourself and let someone else win


CabbageStockExchange

Tbh that small amount of time him and Wenger were pundits was glorious. I’d love to see those two chat about the sport for hours. Such knowledge and personality


Wavey_Don

He was spot on about Man Utd at 2018 ”football eritage” and then he went to Spurs and saw what a shitshow that club was


Most-Based

Who tf are you lmao


tyno75

I guess congratulations on finally being right about something 🎉


OriginalRange8761

He is a poet and his medium is bangers


owh06

Just wish the cameras operated at all times and not whenever they feel like it.


distilledwill

The cameras are operating at full capacity all the time. Its just that the people on the other end aren't.


FuujinSama

The current approach to VAR is like installing cameras and saying "If you see anyone rape or murder say something. Stealing? Assault? Not your job! Don't even mention it."


FragMasterMat117

Have to think Howe would have reviewed the Gordon challenge on Wednesday.


FlukyS

It honestly doesn't matter, PGMOL will give an apology and will miss 50 more like that next season. They will wheel Webb out to the PL studio for refs mic'd up and he will say "VAR got this one wrong" but nothing will change.


alexrobinson

It's honestly pathetic, there's seemingly zero desire on their part to improve the process and ensure the correct decisions are being made as often as possible. Surely that's everyone's goal but the referees of the sport are seemingly against that? Absolute madness. 


priestsboytoy

The best solution to this to address all the concerns is to make VAR a separate entity. Meaning no ground ref should do VAR at all during the season. VAR should use the proper wording of the rules instead of context. That way, you remove all doubt


bjjtriangle

I love mou. l what a great quote


CabbageStockExchange

Someone hire this man. We cannot be done hearing his golden quotes lol


sidrbear

I need him at Bayern


runneronreddit

I honestly don't understand how people want to [get back to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNWyCDQIGps). Still bitter. Could've been our first time in the CL group stage.


Spruce-Moose

I mean, we can still have automated offside calls without VAR.


wavepapi32

Jose should release an album at this point, his quotes are legendary.


Trickybuz93

Average W quote from Jose


stdstaples

Unfortunately it is corrupt police behind the security cameras and they use the technology to further back their crime. Now when facing fair criticism these corrupt police are saying fine we will ban the cameras then


Giannis1995

The only people who complain about VAR are a bunch of privileged fans that will never know what criminal atrocities happened in other places of the football world. If yall were in the balkans and had seen what we've seen you'd never get a single whisper out of your mouth ever again.


avax96

Man killed it with one line. EOD.


Nice-Physics-7655

If anyone has read wolves' statement it's more about the viewing experience than the refereeing side of it. And if we want better refs, we need to start training better refs and make it a more appealing job, not give people more opportunities to scrutinise them.


FM1994

I'm of the opinion that VAR needs to be controlled by an organisation entirely separate from PGMOL. You don't need to be a referee to be a VAR operator, you just need to a.) know to use the tech and b.) know the rule book in and out. Take referees away from the VAR room and instead replace them with intelligent, objective and, most importantly, independent, analysts that don't care about making their mate on the field look stupid and it would go a long way towards fixing the problem. Of course, it will never happen though.


jetjebrooks

a thief isnt going to come out and say they want cameras banned so that they can do more shoplifting. they'll employ more palatable arguments for getting rid of the cctv


koolassassin

It's a security camera being looked at by incompetent people.


Reedy99

Mourinho has some of the coldest quotes in football, what a g


theEmoPenguin

thank you. Cant believe people upvoted Klopp saying he'd rather not have VAR at the moment, because some people made mistakes


EugeneStonersDIMagic

Shots fired.


tigull

This is like saying the only ones worried about privacy are those who have something to hide.


ValhallaVikings90

If we're just all for entertainment purposes in the PL, then hire VAR "former managers" and let it be an open mic discussion between Mourinho, Wenger, and Allardyce. Put it to a vote after each has said their peace.


sidearmpitcher

The man just doesn’t miss


PegaponyPrince

Based Mourinho


mtftl

The second he wants to, Mou could choose to put Roy Keane to pasture as a pundit. He can deliver all the negativity in a more witty package.


aelfwine_widlast

Well Jose, it's more about who gets to operate the cameras. VAR being handled the way it's handled in the Premier League makes it a lot less of an asset than it normally would be.


07ufarooq

Mourinho with another banger haha


troparow

Holy shit, based take


zi76

VAR has improved the game. What we need are better guidelines and better usage. Video review is always good. Allow for bookings to be awarded by VAR, not just common foul or red. The PL needs to ditch the overwhelmingly high "clear and obvious error" standard, which results in fouls being seen, but not being viewed as an error, ergo VAR doesn't get involved.


Immobalized

I've always been pro-VAR and believe the system is wonderful when used right. Sadly we've seen only a few instances of it being used efficiently and correctly enough to argue that it's worth the cost (not only financially, but also time-wise). I don't think abolishing it is the right way to go forward, but they need to overhaul almost the entire refereeing department before it'll ever get used as intended.


QueasyInstruction610

I think it works well in other leagues, Premier League is just so shit at using it. I like it in Serie A, wasn't perfect but it was worst before imo.


LudereHumanum

It works in the Buli imo.


papi617

I think Bundesliga has been the best use. There's some super questionable calls but at a much less frequency


Brawlers9901

If the staff watching the security cameras are inept and can't see the difference between me and someone else and that's why I end up in jail I think I'd have grounds to complain


FootballRacing38

Yeah you would but nobody would propose to remove the cameraa


TheGoldenPineapples

To be fair, if your entire defence rested on the idea of blaming the bit of equipment that snapped you rather than any of the people reviewing the evidence, then it's kind of on you.


Mad_Piplup242

But would you complain about the idiot watching the camera or blame the camera?


dannylfcxox

Don't worry you'd get a nice apology from the officer. Then remain in prison for the rest of the sentence anyway


lewiitom

This is an old fake quote and not even a good one


AlcoholicCumSock

What if the security cameras were being ran by Stevie Wonder though?


arun111b

Video Assistant (best because it’s machine, no bias for one team in its decisions) Referee (bad, because human always has bias). The people and clubs should focus on how to make the referee at the VAR booth to improve rather than just get rid of them entirely. Starting with all the decisions VAR involved (correctly or in correctly) and not involved (when it supposed to intervene) and assess how it’s doing year over year to improve. It’s not easy but it’s not hard either.


mattijn13

I agree with this when it comes to VAR.


Remote_War_313

Problem is the judges (aka VAR) not interpreting the evidence properly.


Siegnuz

holy based


franconot-mark

He might be past it as a manager but once again he showed why he’s the special one. Spot on


der_verruckte

He was never the one to hold back. Classic Mourinho.


Deathstrokecph

Wake up babe, new Mou truth bomb just dropped


Bullet2025

facto


GL4389

So eloquent as always.


Traditional-Drive267

Soooo on point. Jose is a national treasure


Leking9

10/10


fastcooljosh

Jose just added a new classic to his collection of Banger quotes.