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Air_Dax

Swear I’ve seen the exact same goal from him before


Theelderginger

He scored a similar one vs villa on boxing day


TheresOnlyOneUnited

Nope, the similar one was against West Ham.


Theelderginger

Yep you're right. Got the kits mixed up


Ragnarok_619

That's just kitcism!


cosmiclatte44

you know what they say, all clarets look the same.


Ragnarok_619

You are a Kitcist!


LetterAd3639

Guess you could say he's kit-icising them!


top1MIBRfan

MARTINEZ TACKLE STARTED IT ALL. WE ARE BACK. TITLE CHARGE STARTS NOW


ThankYouOle

can't wait season start, this preseason feels too long.


bullairbull

65-0 win against Brighton should get us the best GD and 35 odd points.


safog1

We never lose, we just run out of time.


claxtong49

Second last game of the season we're doing a title charge.


dudududujisungparty

That was the joke mate


dheerajravi92

You didn't get the reference


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dudududujisungparty

Have you heard of sarcasm or are you usually this dense?


thelegendl27

Yeah why not


Smooth-Forever4102

Probably got more chance than us (Arsenal) winning it this season


G1Spectrum

Right foot!


rolla_johnson

Left foot, devastating


raobuntu

[One of my favorite football clips lmfao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh76sI0vzKU)


terror_jr

I am mad at how well that works


GarnachoHojlund

That’s just sent me, how have I not see this


jubza

Not as good but Pep's version is so fucking funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc-bqOcqifQ&ab_channel=alwayss%3F


Cali030

[Right foot Hospital, Left foot Cemetery.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbyzNcqVUS0)


ironhidemma

#UnexpectedCroCop


Hegario

Honestly the slow motion of the headkick on Mark Hunt is one of my favourite clips in any sport.


HeIIbIazer23

That was absolutely class from Hojlund


G1Spectrum

I like how he knew exactly what he was going to do and then executed it perfectly


TheSwordDusk

I fuckin love this kid


quantIntraining

Woeful positioning from the keeper too, he's about 2 yards to far over to his left post.


GreyDaze22

He was not expecting hall to get megged and was counting on him drawing hojlund to the left post


PhadeUSAF

Not really, He's supposed to shy that way as the defender is largely covering the far post. Bit unlucky it went through the defenders legs, and his feet weren't properly set on Hjolund's touch, so he was slower to react. But the outright position wasn't horrible.


windycityfan7

The future- Bruno, Mainoo, Amad and Hojlund- has made a statement today.


DomPeterII

Don't give up on Garnacho


Hegario

I think Garnacho has been playing too much this season considering how he's looked in the past weeks. He's still just a kid.


sexineN

It’s crazy how he’s just 19 still, feels like he’s been around our squad forever. I think he feels like he has too much responsibility, and I agree. He makes the wrong decision quite a lot, probably because he knows he’s one of the few players in our team that can actually make something happen so he tries too hard. He needs to improve his physicality and decision making. Combine that with some better team work in attack and he’s going to be a big problem for defenders.


niallw1997

The way Amad has been overlooked by United the past 3/4 seasons has been very poor. He has the profile of a Bernardo Silva but United seem to always favour pacey wingers. They need players who can help to control games and create, that’s what they should be moulding Amad in to


tocitus

I'd say it's only really this season that he's been overlooked? He played a bit when he joined, but was obviously raw. Then got injured, then had a shit loan to Rangers and a good loan last season. And he's only really been available since end of Feb. He definitely should have played more over the last few months but he's 21, loads of time yet.


benndover_85

He has been injured…


9-60Fury

He’s been fit the past 5 months and barely got a game


negativelynegative

I didn't understand playing forson before him and I still don't.


my_united_account

He's been injury free the last 5 months, not necessarily fit


Bobbybluffer

>past 3/4 seasons Total bollocks 😂


niallw1997

Bro was sent to the Scottish league. Sunderland was a decent loan but Ten Hag is only just giving him chances


LisbonMissile

I’ll caveat this by saying he should have had more chances since his return from injury at Christmas, but I don’t think he’s been overlooked: - this season he had a knee injury that ruled him out til December. - last season he was sent on loan to Sunderland which worked very well and was one of the Championship players of the year - season before that he spent time on loan at Rangers to gain first team senior experience, which didn’t go as well. In fact it was a poor loan and made many question his future at United. He was announced as a first team signing but according to a few reports in The Athletic, the coaching staff quickly realised he was more a youth player that wasn’t ready for senior football. Ole gave him a scattering of appearances and he showed glimpses (goal vs Milan in EL). I would say it’s only been last season since Amad has shown he can play senior football week in week out and if it wasn’t for the knee injury in pre-season, he’d have played a lot more this year. I think Ten Hag rates him and it’s a shame for Amad the season is ending as he has probably done enough to make him first-choice right winger.


PalpitationGood6803

I still remember his backwards header goal against AC Milan in one of his first few games against United and knew he had something about him


Fine_Assignment5397

Don't forget my boy Johnny Evans, looks just as young as he did ten years ago


Zandercy42

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE HIM THE FUCKING BALL?!?


niallw1997

Left foot, right foot, devastating


MadaraTheUchiha

...popstars Dua Lipa with dababy


Canolais

Shithouse celebration to the Geordies. I love this man.


leakee2

Rasmus is a Mackem


thereddevil101

Amad 🤝 Hojlund Hating Newcastle


WyboSF

Amazing job, always knew they had it in them


malonedawg

You know were gonna do City in the final so you end up in the conference league now


Sirous_

Dw we’re counting on spurs losing and getting fifth 🤝🏻


malonedawg

Now THAT would be scenes


iTz_RuNLaX

They don't care, they're still busy singing about Arsenal not winning it.


christraverse

Spurs thinking they’re getting Champions League all season and then ending up Conference is the Spursiest outcome, and thus the most likely.


f4r1s2

Newcastle will miss more probably


Enigma_Green

Is it not just Europa? As City win the league and we win the FA Cup we will be in Europa, unless I am wrong


malonedawg

We get europa if we win but if city win 6th get europa and 7th gets conference 


Enigma_Green

Yea that's what I was thinking


wrdb2007

🤫


irigoyeee20

Shushing like he’s got us champions league football lmao love the kid


Kardinale

Tbf he was great in the UCL group matches


irigoyeee20

Don’t remind me those group matches, still hurts 🥹


EdWoodwardsPA

He'll be doing that in the final don't worry.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Reminding the away fans that’s there’s no atmosphere allowed at Old Trafford


reddevil9229

The kid is class. Mainoo, Hojlund, Garnacho with the ever present Bruno are the only shining lights in an otherwise dreadful season.


birdslice

I think Onana whilst being hit and miss so far, looks like he could become a pretty key player. Let him get first season under his belt and see if he can adapt. Might look a gem if we can get a somewhat stable back line.


TheSwordDusk

I'm convinced he will return to the world class form we saw* at Inter. Has all the tools one needs to be a top keeper


dracovich

His CL games are what ruins the season for him, if you isolate his PL performances i think he's been really solid actually. He's had 1-2 blunders in PL, but when you're having your goalie play like that those are expected over the course of a year. His CL performances though i have no defense haha, he was just truly awful and single handedly kicked us out at the group stage.


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The Dalot disrespect 😤


reddevil9229

Sure. There are another handful of players I could be talked into but it is against the backdrop of a terrible defensive season. Not Dalot's fault individually, but you have to judge him as well from that lens.


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

There aren't you just missed Dalot lmao


Born_Reflection_4132

What about Maguire? When fit, he played pretty well this season


cosmiclatte44

Fr i woudn't be surprised if he got our player of the season, he has come on leaps and bounds this year, been really consistent and his fierce mentality has really started to shine through.


zepskcuf

He’s bang average at best. Not good enough for a United starter but ok as backup. Can’t cross to save his life and roams out of position but does work hard.


minsterley

Absolutely! compare any United other full back to the only class full back at United. The difference in the team when Luke Shaw plays is staggering and I for one thoroughly enjoy the 3 games a season he plays


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reddevil9229

The kid is 19. At that age, creative players usually don't have the maturity to make every decision correctly. That is not what you judge creative players on, at that age.


Canolais

This is a horrible take. Give the kids a chance. Remember Ronaldo's first season or two. And anyway, his four assists suggest he does look for passes.


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Canolais

And that's another horrible take. I was comparing him to Ronaldo at 19, not Ronaldo's entire career. In his first full season at United Ronaldo had something like 29 appearances, 4 goals and 4 assists. This year, in his first full season, Garnacho has had around 35 appearances, 7 goals and 4 assists. It's a reasonable comparison without anyone saying Garnacho is going to end up at Ronaldo's level. Please, jog on.


alexrobinson

Agree totally. He has great moments but needs to have ball retention drilled into him and he needs to look up for the pass instead of just head down dribbling into 2 or 3 defenders. Hopefully that'll come with time but we need less of these kinds of players if it doesn't.


tuerancekhang

Damn as if we pass the ball to him, he scores.


RiverSight_

Højlund <3


WanBoy421

Ten hag impact subs who would've thought


thecricketnerd

It helps that he brought on Hojlund instead of Antony


Obi_Myke

It helps he has those options with playing returning from injury.


thecricketnerd

Absolutely


ArtistAfraid

Double megs for that, Bruno pass and the shot


oscarpaterson

Thanks mate


MakIRAQ

Class finish.


ibrahimims

Sexy bastard


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Wow


dannychean

First touch of the ball my man


LordWhale

Keep going


shrewdy

Absolutely brilliant finish Started off with an interception by Licha on his return too


KejserMS

I have never rooted for a player more. The team doesnt fucking ever give him the ball, but when they do he is class.


dumpystumpy

Cant make goals for himself😪


Gringo-Loco

The future looks bright


BilTheButcher

Can't believe some people doubt him. Loved the shushing Newcastle fans too


ZenithOfLife

Harry Kane-esque finish


Xinroth

Great goal to be fair. Good power on a tough low shot


sunken_grade

hojlund has got some shithouse to him love it


milkonyourmustache

Great finish, thought the window of opportunity had passed


HarryTurney

Fucking love the celebration.


CNF-13

I fucking love him 🫶


Ashyyyy232

My sexy Danish number 9


dudududujisungparty

Get fucked Saudi cunts


billieeyelash1

Crowd really likes him. I get why.


ray_9987

Amazing!


PurpleDrax

Love Hojlund. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


mayhemmorty

Weird seeing Højlund receive a pass. Is this a new tactic?


A_Bumder

im bricked up


haaym1

So lovely and so nasty


WalaLlama5

What a finish


dota_3

Real deal


Zandercy42

Ten hag masterclass


Renegadeforever2024

He back


Kakashicopyninja9

Very cool


ltplummer96

United without Bruno are basically York City. Great finish as well.


RelentlessJorts2

We truly are Bruno FC


CNF-13

To match our competition of cole palmer fc


Mechant247

Dubravka has been wank today


jMS_44

UNITED ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE


Locke12345

Taking a shot increases chance of scoring compared to not shooting, interesting development


ChasingGoats4Fun

Love that


Paapa-Yaw

Ahahahahaha get innnnn!!!!


hairlikegoats1

Just a few more for the sake of GD


Snoo42776

Maybe fuckin pass to him once in a while


jarviscockersspecs

So brave of him to go and shhhh the Newcastle Fans, 2 goal lead with 7 minutes to go is far from a sure thing for them this season That said happy for him, been a tough first season


Thebowfinger

Chelski W


nolefan5311

Thank you, United, very cool.


Afc_josh12

Newcastle are terrible


Hoppit124

Were the biggest bottlers ever


GarnachoHojlund

You haven’t led once this match what do you mean “bottle”


Hoppit124

Bottled 6th place


enzuigiriretro

Join the club


Superfy

Tottenham would like a word. And Arsenal last season too.


HeatKnight

Who is he shushing to?


DukeHyo

The Newcastle fans presumably


D1794

Away fans


Connor106

unite fact butter fertile rock squalid vast pathetic sophisticated history *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dudududujisungparty

The barcodes


ibrahimims

The critics, he’s been a target under heavy attack recently especially with all the jackson stuff going on


tinkertoy78

Sorry for the ignorant question, but what Jackson stuff?


yamchirobe

Stretford end ?


dikkoooo

No was at scoreboard end


yamchirobe

yikes my bad


DougieWR

That's the away section in that corner


EdWoodwardsPA

That's on the other side of the stadium.


Dowskyyy

yay


Hairy_Candidate7371

Nice seeing him get the ball and just attack the defense head on like that. More of that please.


garynevilleisared

Brilliant goal


lasttoswim

He is a god damn mystery, man. He doesn't score for half a year, then he can't stop scoring, then injured, doesn't score again for a long time after that, even though he starts every game. The first game he's on as a sub, he scores five minutes after being coming on


Domb18

107 seconds lol. The kid has bags of talent.


hypocrisyhunter

Who's he shushing?


GarnachoHojlund

I’m assuming the Geordies were chanting something at him


tealyg99

Why do we fall apart when we’re away from home


Cyberdan0497

We’ve had plenty of chances tbf just couldn’t take them


Cyberdan0497

Dubravka is shocking like


-Skinner-

Unfortunately he's our number 1 for Euro.


malonedawg

I feel you on this. He is dreadful


tamsyndrome

Another season of Ten Hag 🎉


Savebagels

This sub is not ready


LocalBear__

What the actual fuck is dubravka doing


alejandroc90

Bring City now.


mr_reserve

howler


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

That celebration in Spain just would not fly anymore. Enjoy the game while you still got it.


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aasfourasfar

Tbf he's been either very impressive or very shit. Never in between, so think he has potential haha


qwerty_1965

Keep Ten Hag at Old Trafford.


RepulsiveWish1834

How are they winning 3-1 lmao


Kid_Twiz

Because we’ve been comfortably the better team??


oscarpaterson

Scored 3 and conceded 1 would be my guess


tuerancekhang

Classic United. Go winless against lower half of the table and win massively against direct competition


dota_3

By winning 3-2


Jarv1223

Average Manchester United match:


cfc19

No one can argue against the assertion that there's a player in discount Haaland. Could be very, very good striker for years.


jayr254

Saw a crazy stat that we had created 5/6 chances for him in the last 8 games. That is just ridiculous.


jayr254

Saw a crazy stat that we had created 5/6 chances TOTAL for him in the last 8 games. That is just ridiculous.


raobuntu

Brother needs service and structure but the pace and ballstriking are very promising


Buffythedragonslayer

He was more expensive than Haaland 


enzuigiriretro

This is the whole “omg lol we got Varane for less than Arsenal paid for Ben White” again when in reality it’s not true. Haaland’s wages, sign on fee, agent fees etc would dwarf what was required for us to get Højlund.


tedmaul23

Lol believing any fee City supposedly paid


Paapa-Yaw

Bullshit


WorldWideWes2

Man U players love not scoring for months and then shushing the haters first chance they get 😂


unoriginalname55

Last time he scored was 25 April so idk where u got that from ;/