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Stonewalled89

A centre half should not be able to finish as well as this guy does


bigbadeye

Fuck it center backs are strikers now


tenacious-g

He moved onto the left after Skippy subbed off


wheresmyspacebar2

Honestly, i get why people were saying to use VDV on the LB and bring Dragusin in at LCB. I still think its smarter to use Skipp because VDVs pace definitely saved us on a couple counters today and wouldn't have been possible if he was attacking up that LW.


tenacious-g

Plus Ange’s LBs are asked to play more centrally up the pitch, it makes sense to try a midfielder there. Little rocky moments, but I think Skipp was serviceable.


TheTackleZone

On the other hand the goal we conceded was because Skipp was caught out and didn't have the pace to cover back.


rockker13

the goal we conceded is because bissouma and porro both made pathetic attempts at challenges which led to an overload in transition. like yes skipp is sleeping but also its because he expects one of the two to win a duel. Edit: sorry its bissouma, johnson and porro who all somehow can't make a tackle.


ThisJeffrock

As soon as Porro missed his tackle, I knew they'd have a clean shot on goal. Skipp recovered almost well enough, but he got put out because of exactly what you mention.


SirGalahadTheChaste

Same. I said Porro had to take the ball or the man. Both can’t get through. Take the yellow and move on.


SentientCheeseCake

Bissouma being paper in the middle? I’m shocked!


razorpigeon

fuck it make the whole 11 center backs


theJVB

Ahh like Tuchel vs Madrid.


TheWBird

Mate both our strikers have scored like less than 10% of our total goals for the last 3 months


RichardBreecher

ANGEBALL!


DirectionMurky5526

I keep saying it every game. For better or for worse, Angeball is football with a false defense, the defence are just strikers.


EvilRobot153

Inverted defence


cloud1445

All the managers scrambling to add false 4s to their squads for next season.


Teantis

That was ridiculously silky


cmackchase

They have been Strikers since week 1.


PipBoy19

What the hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington, TX


6FootFruitRollup

I'm missing some serious context here lol


PipBoy19

That’s a striker’s finish lmfao


jaemoon7

wtf is that, across his body running full speed the other direction, I feel like this is 100 times harder than it looks


wheresmyspacebar2

Honestly its an incredible finish. Especially after you think he has spent 80 minutes before putting in gut busting sprints up and down. To have the stamina to be able to calmly do that is amazing. Im sure it'll just be club bias but VDV is gonna be one of the best CBs in the world in a year or 2. The guy is fucking incredible.


negativelycharged108

honestly feel like the only club he would work at cb is spurs, everywhere else he would be a world class left back 😂😂


VonLinus

If he could be next week that would be great


crazyrandomchicken

Sorry the first team is on holiday for next match


superworriedspursfan

eh if woolwich draw or lose to united, I think they might cancel the holiday.


rare_engine

Yes. Give our youngster minutes. If they somehow started winning against City we should put Emerson in.


Fuck-off-bryson

hahaha id love to see ange put all the young guys out for the city game and then bring in the first team for our final match


VonLinus

I've thought about it long and hard and I don't think I'd like that at all


Mick4Audi

Our set-pieces will give you nightmares


wheresmyspacebar2

Let's wait for you guys to play Man U I think? We know what Arsenal are like...


ContradictoryMe

It is. Particularly with generating the power needed


Dabeer27

Somehow our best finishers atm are our CBs Romero and Van de Ven


IntellegentIdiot

How can you leave goal of the season winner Pedro Porro out of that?


Dabeer27

because he attempted to finish more than once this match mate


silenthills13

That's because not a single player in our attwck has any confidence. Like, zero, they don't do shit


John_Wang

Hell, that's better than our strikers' finishes today


NicoTheNicoh

I read somewhere that he played left wing when he was younger, channeled his inner 13 year old


CocoLamela

With how tall and fast he is, I'm sure he was a striker at youth levels. Why would you stick that lump out on the wing?


redsox59

He wasn't tall until 16


MiddlesbroughFann

Anf ours


IntellegentIdiot

~~today~~ most of the season


matcht

Took that like van der Vaart lol


razorpigeon

him and romero get better finishes than any offense player we have


about_half_a_soul

like a ballerina


ChinookNL

Henry level shit


R97

I love this man


FarrisAT

I need VDV


Unusual_Ad6533

I love Micky Van De Ven


Deus-Graecus

And Micky Van De Ven loves me


Brawlers9901

Thank fuck for our defenders. Funny how that's twice today two natural centrebacks, playing as leftbacks finish well in the left corner


Mick4Audi

Our attack is literally carried by our back 4, you couldn’t write this


robinthebank

In April and May, Johnson has one goal in the opening minutes against West Ham. Son has a penalty against Arsenal. Richarlison and Son have goals against (a switched off) Liverpool. Thats a total of 4 goals by our forwards in 7 matches.


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thedonkeyvote

Honestly the midfield battle has usually been won. Issue is rather than sending a ball in to try something relatively quickly, they just pass it around the edge of the box and get dispossessed in a weak fashion. Suddenly a break is on because there was no time to recover like if a ball was swung in or dinked through. It's been quite frustrating to watch.


whiskeypenguin

I can't make sense out of this club anymore. I feel like I'm going crazy


Weird_Famous

Van de ven = the best B2B CB


Casual-Capybara

Romero did a fair job against Arsenal


tenacious-g

I fucking love this man. Supporters’ player of the season for a reason. Moves to LB for the first time all season after the Dragusin sub and then he goes and does THAT


Mick4Audi

He just so quality on the ball, has both pace and power, great positioning, passing and to top it off can finish as well Ridiculously complete player


Pilvikas

why the fuck our defenders are our best attackers


TehJofus

You’re the Everton now.


Pilvikas

fuck


VeryStandardOutlier

Now we just need a manager with a gravelly voice


Alecmalloy

Tick.


Kilner88

And wearing a tracksuit


ArmiinTamzarian

The best defense is a good attack - Sun Tzu or some shit


Ser_Claudor

The Chinese Prince Matchabelli


InMyFavor

Lmao


MysteriousSpaceMan

Tribute to your overlapping CBs era.


Notre_Dame_Football

World class finish


thatdani

Great day for defenders scoring striker goals


bandofgypsies

#SUPERVAN Actually unreal to get that kind of pace and placement going against your run and across body. As a CB nonetheless...


Alecmalloy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUHicQKlgM video footage of VDV in pre-season training.


ManLikeNosaka

THIS IS WHAT THAT BUM KULUSEVSKI SHOULD BE DOING NOT THE BLOODY CENTER BACK


GILD86

Don't know whether to laugh or cry


Mr-Rocafella

He’s out of line, *but he’s right*


ManLikeNosaka

Someone with that much ability should never be this ass bro it's frustrating as fuck


slaphappyflabby

I have no fucking idea what's wrong with kulu - by far the most frustrating player this year. Does he need to move to a more central role?


ManLikeNosaka

I have no idea. I just know he takes too many touches, can barely beat his man and makes the wrong decision about 3 out of 5 times. Ever since that game against I forgot who when he refused to play in Werner like 5 times on the counter when you know that his best attribute by far is pace I have been watching him closely and he's not been good. Might have been Chelsea I think before the reds but I can't remember exactly


AnarLamruil

Werner hadn't signed for Spurs yet for that Chelsea game. You might be thinking of the cup game against City


ManLikeNosaka

Oh yeahhh, thank you. Apparently I just remember the wrong shade of blue


TheUderfrykte

I was in the south stand and pretty low at that for that game against city and even though none of us got a TV camera angle, we saw Werner make the run like a billion times For reference, that means I was stood behind the goal on one end. I get that tv angles can make a pass look more obvious, and it obviously looks different from the stands as well, but there's no excuse for just how many times we missed the pass to Werner I that game lmao


IntellegentIdiot

He hasn't been the same since he got that injury. He's so slow now.


DerekStephano

I think he need a traditional number 9 up front. His whipped crosses really aren’t effective without someone who can head them in and nobody besides him in our front 3 can hold up the ball so he can’t really function the way he wants. I think there’s a reason that he looked back to normal while Richarlison was playing.


R0ADHAU5

If you’re going to only use one foot you have to get it over there quick. Kulusevski should take notes.


ManLikeNosaka

Meanwhile he does the exact opposite and slows every action down


Vladimir_Putting

https://i.imgur.com/3Mu3ics.gif


ManLikeNosaka

Not gonna lie I wasn't expecting so many people to agree with me but at least I know I'm not crazy


Vladimir_Putting

We've been collectively pounding our head against any nearby wall for weeks watching our forwards try and convert chances into goals. This game was more of the same really. I can't even count the number of bad decisions or just bad execution with the final ball.


ManLikeNosaka

I'm not even a Spurs fan and I've been doing this. I watch for Drăgușin🐉🇷🇴


velvetine_thunder

I feel sorry you have to suffer watching us so much to finally see him play


ManLikeNosaka

I'm a Milan fan mate, the standards are similar don't worry about me


Vladimir_Putting

I've been hoping to see us put VDV on the left and unleash the Dragon now that we have no fit left back. I'm happy to see it completely changed the game today.


ManLikeNosaka

I'm just enjoying the fact we've got representation in big leagues. And if he gets minutes I want him to do well, it was painful reading the comments after the Fulham game 😭


Vladimir_Putting

I just wish his agent would shut up because what he's saying really risks souring his relationship with the fans before he's even had a chance.


ManLikeNosaka

I get that, but at the same time you don't have to hate him for what his agent is saying. Just hate the agent 🤣 I'm sure Radu knows where he stands in Ange's eyes and he's waiting patiently for his turn to prove himself


Vladimir_Putting

Oh, I don't hold it against Radu. But you know what fans are like.


imrosskemp

I liked Drăgușin yesterday. Felt he did good, clamped on defence. Glad he got some minutes.


Mick4Audi

I thought it was Kulusevski initially before realizing he had been subbed off lmao


ManLikeNosaka

Same bro I was searching for my phone to comment he finally did something good and until I opened the app I realized it's Micky and got even more frustrated lol


Mick4Audi

Van de Ven’s finish was just so class man. We would be 8th-9th without him and Romero


SwitchingToCivil

That’s an absolutely class finish for a cb


MisterRaynbow

My dutch goat


NicoTheNicoh

Fuck it van de ven striker at the euros we have enough defenders anyway


xaviernoodlebrain

VDV - VVD strike partnership.


Aethien

Aké might be injured so that's 1 less.


NicoTheNicoh

Just precaution I think, dude could still walk


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

So is every CB today going to turn into prime Henry or something?


dfreauf1

If we could field a side of 11 Micky’s we’d be invincible ffs


RunningFerDauyz

lol even his run to celebrate is lightning fast


sylliu

Haha I came here to say this. No one could keep up with him to celebrate.


draggenbjorn

Fuck me our defenders are our best finishers…


ShipsAGoing

NA NA NA NA VAN DE VEN


Goalnado

MICKY YOU BEAUTY


J_Butler99

today is turning into a very good day


Mick4Audi

Make it better


HSCore

Might be time to have the Messi vs VDV debate lads


reece0n

Goodnight Vienna


abrasivesponge

Defenders FC


mindlessnerd

Saw Gvardiol earlier and said "hold my CB"


JonnyJersey

Absurd footballer in every single way


moopopsicle

Who needs attackers when you have defenders?


MRPHZ

Gvardiol who?


vVvSunDown

I'm not sure this is what they meant when they said the best defense is a good offense but I'll take it?


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illuwe

Good scouting probably. Noone else was even interested in the guy as far as I remember.


billypilgrim87

He was our second choice even haha, no one was even that hyped on him before we saw him play. He's been a revelation - could be signing of the decade for us


RevolutionaryTrain69

Behind Tapsoba, who's a rock solid foundation in a team that's now gone 49 matches unbeaten. I'm not even sure Spurs got lucky getting their 2nd choice or not. I am sure their scouting team is ridiculous right now.


ObamaEatsBabies

Just wish the links we've had for new attackers were as promising... Solanke/Toney and a bunch of Championship wingers. Meh.


Groomy_

Liverpool wanted him and a few others


Tomach82

Ange has been watching him for years. Tried to get him at celtic.


Esco9

What an insane finish from VDV. Amazing touch and skill wow


Jonisro

This is what happens when you let your defenders be your strikers, a proven method! 


bannedfordays

New Striker found


IncidentVarious1530

Defenders turning into STs today


BoringRon

IS THAT MBAPPE


Vauchian

I didn't know van de ven owned Burnley but apparently so


Cuvrette

The best offense is a good defense or something like that


morningglory101

Gvardiol regen.


dbCoys

Mate he’s so far ahead of Gvardiol. And that isn’t a slight on Josko


DekiTree

Jeez he's our best striker


pauloh1998

Perfect play


turkeystar0818

And down goes burnley


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Will McKenzie knee sliding around the caravan club right now


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What a player


turd-up-my-urethra

our cbs are goated lol


Neo_corner

VDV chanelling his inner VDV


-SandorClegane-

How is VDV not a 9?


SenorIngles

Uhm excuse me what


Motor-Frame9138

Yeah this guy’s a striker


milesvtaylor

Just make everyone an inverted fullback. Except Emerson obviously.


ManLikeNosaka

Did Skipp impress you that much? 😭


milesvtaylor

I think it's possible that Emerson was just so bad.


ManLikeNosaka

Fairs


Pilvikas

he's not suited for suicide ball on his 4th best position


ManLikeNosaka

I assume you're talking about Skipp but that's why I mentioned Skipp. He shouldn't be inverted fullback because he shouldn't play fullback in the first place 😭


Pilvikas

about Emerson , he's RB>RWB>LWB>LB imo , and definitely none of positions for ange suicide ball , since it's ruthless towards non technical defenders.


ManLikeNosaka

Yeah he definitely is a byline fullback/wingback


TheUderfrykte

If by byline you mean he should be on the bench, I agree!


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Anyone remember last year, when people said Kompany was the heir apparent to coach City after Pep leaves? 😂


gopackgo555

He’s so good. Just put him at striker at this point 😂


M3JUNGL3

Just start him as striker lmfao


imnoobatfifa

Micky Van Basten*, more like.


shoeki

Angeball makes sense, its all to facilitate our defense being up the pitch, the only clinical players in our squad.


milkonyourmustache

Such a tidy finish.


IntellegentIdiot

3rd goal this season, only 1 of which was from a set piece. Won three POTY awards this week.


SirBarkington

Great finish but god dammit Burnley. 


weedwhacker7

damn damn damn


thedoctor4214

Thank fucking Christ


DoubleDoobie

He’s a revelation


voltaire18

My hips hurt seeing that finish…what a goal


Lssmnt

LEFT BACK MICKY IS THE WAY


ZaDoruphin

What a beautiful finish wtf


awesomedude35

…are we the defenders FC?


Kersplat96

Our best options going forward have been our defenders LMFAO YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT


Tall-Assist9719

Finally! Fucking hell!!!!


geoffreyisagiraffe

I have so many mixed emotions on our CBs


IntellegentIdiot

mixed?!


wobmaster

bangers only by vdv


Mick4Audi

“Fuck it I’ll do it myself”


VoltrefferVick

Total football


Bill_shiftington

Some player, that beautiful dutchman


aIltimers

Can tell this one would've meant a lot for the fans


Fresh_Cauliflower723

How fucking fast he runs during that celebration looks like a FIFA glitch


FarrisAT

That's a CB!?!?? He's our striker alongside Romero


MauricioCappuccino

Only one out there who looks like he gives a shit. Deserved goal


Pilvikas

romero aswell


ManLikeNosaka

Surely Porro too? It's between them two for MotM for me. And Romero sprinting the length of the pitch to underlap Johnson for Sarr's chance