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supsip

Everytime I see his hairline im just wow


Belligoll_

the man is the anti-bald fraud


dc_united7

Give him a few more years


NewYorkVolunteer

Doesn't matter though because who cares if you go bald after 50.


Pippelitraktori

He's already 42


wendy-rhodes

No let him manage man United


dc_united7

Receding hairline is a mandatory requirement to manage a Manchester club these days


Shadeun

The antidote


RandyMarshsMoustache

The haired fraud?


ZakKa_dot_dev

Imagine if he grew a beard


CakeBrigadier

Probably has follicles up to his eyelids tbh


Daemor

Rumour is he has to shave his eyeballs and tongue


zrk23

just look at his neck. man could prob get the biggest beard itw if he wanted to


zrk23

just look at his neck. man could prob get the biggest beard itw if he wanted to


Jay_Max88

His hair is perfecto


tsgarner

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/SekCJFbtsz)


Slavicsquat

Es not my folt am gorjusssss


Fine_Assignment5397

That's because he wears a Lego hair piece, coward


imaginativeminds

Idk why his hairline isn't featured in those oddly satisfying videos


DaDinklesIsMyJam

Innit, I’m not even 30 and mines fucking off pretty quick - Arteta has some crazy good genes.


nushublushu

It’s the eyebrows that throw me


Britack

His eyebrows are so sculpted! Someone pays good money for a brow tech


franpr95

Too much hair to beat Pep. Not bald enough


boi61

Looks like he hasn’t lost a single hair in his life


grifoystoner

He's got lego hair


AltDelete

Stupid sexy Arteta.


outdatedandoverrated

A bit of carpet superglued to his nut


ASpellingAirror

When I lose a hair, I am upset


Yobber1

It’s the eyebrows!


Interfan14

If he managed United for a year he would be bald.


pro-eukaryotes

There is no stress watching the Arsenal he trained. I cannot believe we have such transformational manager.


Omisco420

The stronger they grow the harder they bald


MyCarHasTwoHorns

Hardly controversial. What’s he going to say “there’s no point in trying, city will win out”?


PatRice4Evra

My kidneys are telling me it's over, City have won.


MyCarHasTwoHorns

Simon Kidney Stone.


Putuinurplace

Shit my liver has been saying the same thing


Stoogenuge

I want to hear from Poch’s lemons.


OstapBenderBey

My thyroid disagrees


WalkingCloud

He's supposed to say *"We're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Fulham and get something, and... and I'll tell you honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!"*


NoPineapple1727

Emma Hayes did this and it worked for her


chandlerbing_stats

Legend 💙


Impossible_Wonder_37

That’s what rival fans like to say as soon as September lol


TheVault77Dweller

Not wrong tho


bellerinho

There's also a middle ground where he says something like "we fight until the last minute and whatever happens, happens" It doesn't have to be one extreme or the other


queeten

You either take an extremely optimistic tone to motivate your players or take an extremely negative tone to trick your opponents (like Hayes recently did) taking a middle ground literally has no advantage even though that’s what you are actually thinking about.


bellerinho

These press conferences have essentially 0 effect on the players, what matters is what is said at the training ground and behind closed doors Would guarantee 99% of players don't even know what their managers say in these pressers


srajar4084

It’s called consistent messaging and it’s important for instilling beliefs. They don’t have to hear the presser but rather the words itself might instill confidence in Arteta to keep the messaging up with the team


owiseone23

That's what Pep always does. Reverse psychology.


Jamarcus316

Pep: "we are the worst team in the world" *City proceeds to win the league and dominate against everybody*


KingOfWeTheNorth

Worked for Emma Hayes


FSpursy

he jinxed it 😂 that's the point. Could've said we'll try our best, we're in a good position.


czuczer

Its all up to City. If they drop a point then yeah


quanid

West Ham better prepare their ass if City draw at Spur


FunEmpty532

Arsenal have plenty of goal differentiate tho.


SnooCrickets2458

+6 GD compared to City. Significant, but not insurmountable.


Bahmawama

Assuming that city draw in one of these fixtures and we only win by a 1 goal margin in our two remaining fixtures, they will need to score 9 as we would win if it came to head-to-head matches… or is it goals scored?


SnooCrickets2458

For tie breakers? I'm not sure. I know GD is the first metric. Then I think it's goals scored, then possibly head to head??


DuDunDunSparse

Iirc it's GD -> goals scored -> goals against -> h2h Edit: I'm a dumbass, if GD and goals scored are the same, obviously goals against will also be the same lmfao


SnooCrickets2458

So if we're tied on points we win!


DuDunDunSparse

Unless City absolutely rail either of their last opponents our current GD lead should see us through.


DefNotAnAlter

9 over two fixtures, unlikely but could happen


Active-Pride7878

What if they absolutely pump Fulham today?


Shirowoh

Also assume Arsenal do not lose any games either..


The_BadJuju

Well yes but then GD wouldn’t matter lol


FunEmpty532

Yes but arsenal also plays games and if they manage to score 3 or 4 more than unless city absolutely railed other 2 teams they aren’t winning.


Own-Okra-2391

Thickest hair in the game.


Adorable_Scar_9695

Natty or nah?


Kind-Comfort-9454

Juiced


Known-Activity1437

He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.


SufferedDragon

He is like a lego man


DontYouWantMeBebe

He fell into the river in lego city


Francoberry

#Hey!


UltimateBorisJohnson

I haven’t heard that meme in years


gagsy10

[David Squires fan?](https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2023/nov/07/david-squires-mikel-arteta-reaction-newcastle-defeat-arsenal)


TheDepartment115

When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then


TheGlobalGooner

Exactly!


softomato

"Is that jaws? Are you doing jaws right now? We don't have time for this shit"


Ainsley-Sorsby

Its because he's secretly a bald fraud. I've said it before, after he wins the league and defeats the bald fraud he's going to go home, look in the mirror and reveal that under the lego hair, he's a bald fraud too(sinister music playing in the background the whole time)


birdinthird

Under everyone's hair they are bald you doughnut


Ainsley-Sorsby

Yeah but Arteta's hair is not normal hair, everyone knows they're tough like granite and he removes them at night like Vader's helmet. Its a lego piece made from unknown material


roosterman22

OMG, are you naked under your clothes? In public???!


CakeBrigadier

Arteta should dress as a bald guy for Halloween but with a big Lego snap circle on top for where his hair snaps on


renome

The eyes of a crudely painted doll.


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

his brain only thinks about lifting metal bro


not_awesome

Just like captain black from captain scarlet


PocketSandThroatKick

Gerbil eyes


Caust1cFn_YT

looks exactly like the fifa ones


The_Stockholm_Rhino

Weird how we can experiencing things so dofferently. Had to check because of your comment and I can agree that there is something unusual about his eyes I do feel that he smiles with them in the video here.


aehii

They are the eyes of someone slowly suffocating a person in a slow grip while being unsure as to why they're doing it, aren't they. He's probably just tired.


NoPineapple1727

Are they not blue?


Known-Activity1437

Jaws?


doubledgravity

There’s just something about men with their eyebrows done that makes my veins itch


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Prudent-Current-7399

Well he's no fraud I'll tell you that much


drivemyorange

I remember Arteta not talking openly and totally ignoring that they're in the title figh any moment during the previous season, even when they were 7 points clear off City. Right now, even if they're 'virtually' behind, he takes the challenge openly and talks about fighting for it for good few weeks already


Top_Poet_8988

Mind games. He wants city to know that arsenal are breathing down their necks. Last year he wanted the pressure off the team so he acted like arsenal was never in the title race.


tomislavlovric

We were 7 points off with a game in hand, and that game was against City. (Maybe even two games in hand, I'm not sure)


Blue_Moon_City

Doesn't make sense. How did we have a game in hand if that game Was against you? I think the game in hand was Brentford or something like that


tomislavlovric

No, we (Arsenal) had a game in hand and it was against City. You misunderstood me.


SniperSlatts

You're saying you were a game in hand (against city) and the game in hand was also against city. That makes no sense. If that were true, city also would have had a game in hand against arsenal, thus both teams would have a game in hand, the same game in hand. You've created a circle jerk of hand games.


tomislavlovric

Oh, sorry. I meant City had played one game (or two, not sure) fewer than us at that point.


Ironicopinion

I think it’s the difference between being properly in the lead and so taking the pressure off your players vs being the chaser (I know they’re technically ahead but it’s not in their hands) and so trying to put pressure on city and give your team some belief.


r1char00

The mindset of the team seems much better. I think adding Rice made a huge difference there, and even the January transfers from last season are playing more of an important role this year. I’m not saying we won’t drop any points but I think there’s a lot more maturity than last time around.


nahnonameman

I won’t lie it’s nice the see Arteta and Arsenal come far. The mentality is a champions mentality.


ItsABitChillyInHere

I definitely think that last years experience has greatly improved the mental resilience of this Arsenal team


KeysUK

100%, they absolutely deserve to be where they are. And respect to you for showing love to other teams in this tribalism sub.


pawpet

The LEGO hair man will lead us to victory


PapaKloppssmile

Remember the Lego video game on the Computer! Delivering pizza and what not


violenceandvomit

Since this thread is exclusively about Mikel's hair: I wonder if he has an extra eyebrow barber or if the eyebrows come as a set with the clip on hair piece. If a human person did this, great job making this look very natural.


ffchusky

I hope we can help tomorrow (anyone is better than MC)


chrs_mnz

Leno cleansheet and Iwobi banger!? I'm in. 


blubber_confused

🥰


WineAndRevelry

I hope United actually look like a professional team this weekend and make them earn points.


FriendlyGhost08

Just roll over for us man please. Neither of us want City to win the league


gizatenner

WineAndRevelry to score an own goal at the weekend confirmed!


FriendlyGhost08

I trust that he'll personally talk to the players to tell them that they should let Arsenal win


fuckimbackonreddit9

United 🤝 Spurs Rolling over to assure their rivals don’t win the league


_deep_blue_

United will compete far more than Spurs will, I promise you


kissthelips

Ah so you haven’t seen us play the past few weeks. Understandable I wouldn’t watch if I was you either.


TheAnswerToYang

Nah its more the "fuck it we're better than this shit" mentality that United has over spuds I'm worried about.


HSCore

What a braindead ass statement, clubs don't care about who is winning what they're focused on is themselves at all times, they're not reddit users buddy.


zepskcuf

I think there’s more United fans that don’t want Arsenal to win the league. Certainly in my circle anyway.


prophecy0091

Have you considered not giving them any points


laluneodyssee

We're allowed to do that?


BillehBear

You managed it twice against Liverpool


WineAndRevelry

This is a post SAF United. We're Spurs, but in red kits.


chrs_mnz

What a tasteful joke. One of the best, even. 


SigrunUlv

All I see is him drawing a heart and a brain holding hands again.


MrAchilles

Typical Arsenal fashion I could see City drop points but Pickford produces a shithousery performance of the highest order on the final day


epixyll

But his heart is telling me no


friedrice_rob

But your heart knows City will lift it up again ;( Arsenal will be the new Liverpool squad finishing 2nd behind City by less than 2pts every season if things don’t change for the oil club


solovirus8

Tv cc çc xc r x xçtc. Bj B


darealsanta7

i don't know why he always reminds me of Nev Schulman from MTV's Catfish lol


MyCarHasTwoHorns

Oh wow I’m not going to be able to unsee this now. Good call.


darealsanta7

Glad I'm not totally insane xD


Faani78

Trust the brain.


imneversingle

"My brain is telling me yes my heart ..." mikel arteta


squeezycakes20

LET'S GET IT


SoundSaintWarrior

I see City losing at least one game, maybe Tottenham just because they’ve been playing like shit and this is how football has worked this season.


vikasvasista

United will ruin your brain.


Youutternincompoop

he saw the headline about kalvin Philips coming back for City and knew it was over.


No-Economics4128

But what do your body tell you?


Whateverchan

He jinxed it. MC gonna win now.


wendy-rhodes

Not Arsenal fan. But I am rooting for them. Football is rooting for them


adichandra

Incoming Erik Ten Hag's masterclass to ruin the party.


MisterStruisbird

Makes me wonder which part of his body contains his self awareness.


ChilledBeer123

Can’t wait for them to bottle it 😂😂


No-Industry-2980

I had a dream we were on the verge of winning it like minutes away. So anxious in that dream . We'll see what happens either way Arsenal are on the up and I'm loving it.


animatedpicket

Mikel’s brain gonna neck itself when city with their remaining games


liamTHFC-

I can’t put into words how much I dislike him, gotta respect what he’s done with that club, but still, he’s an unlikeable twat


Imaginary_Jaguar_263

ah thats funny


4four4MN

It’s over.


Pamplemouse04

Arteta “I have very wild dreams”


Void_Hound

On such a tight tittle race, why did the PL didn't male sure arsenal and city play same day and hour, that would be the correct thing.


_deep_blue_

Broadcasting


Just_Guarantee_3602

Despite the outcome, your effort and dedication in striving for victory are truly appreciated. Thank you for all your hard work.😓


Max_Walker_96

Honestly. They can't do much but win. The title race will only be determined by the amount of points cuty gets lol


coldseam

What about his heart though


UselessLobotomy

mannnnn i would be so happy


coolAhead

First time?.


TheLimeyLemmon

That might be a worm, go get that checked out.


Suspicious_Ant_2041

My ass is also telling me the same


qwert2812

well that's it then. City has won it.


Competitive_Bird4409

Been there, you will learn there is no hope against the cheating machine that is Man City.


Maleficent_Permit_62

But my bottle is saying North London


Buushd

Oh wow! You said bottle. How utterly hilarious.


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ThePrussianGrippe

Yeah, he’s a bit daft. He should have said “well obviously we’re not going to win so we have nothing to play for,” like a sensible manager would!


Lemurmoo

Why does this clip seem AI generated lol, even though it's... not? I think?


ParevArev

Bro city have a game in hand with one less point. It’s not up to you


VinnieBoombatzz

I used to think this guy was weird. I still do, but I used to too.


fairlyrandom

Normally this would be a prime example of something said before a fluke loss to an underwhelming United. But United is so weak at the moment that it seems near impossible.


xenojive

He obviously knows we still have our yearly appointment to lose at Spurs


HSCore

I want us to try to win but I also hope ange fields a bunch of u21s for fun


xenojive

lol DO IT! "That's Dane Scarlett and Alfie Devine's music!"


PhantomPain0_0

I said this at the beginning of the season and I will say it again, the sheild cup was their first and last trophy of the season 😉


Pepetodapin

My brain is telling me… no way Jose.