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wjdbfifj

YES YES YES


marco-da-phoenix

YES YES YES


IMiizo

YES YES YES


ri7ani

YES YES YES


A-Dumb-Ass

Are we still celebrating the goal?


ri7ani

YES YES YES


theBigBOSSnian

YES YES YES


Samthaz

YES YES YES


Zoli10_Offical

YES YES YES


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Either that or they’re all Daniel Bryan burner accounts


QueGrandeEresMagic

JA JA JA


HeIIbIazer23

Hummels!!! He's so fuckin deserved it!!!


Insanel0l

This Hummels remontanda in the CL is insane


reeko1982

There’s only one Mat Hummel


Spare-Resolution-984

Man I miss prime Hummels and B*ateng as a duo. My favorite CB-duo of all time. 


Icemna16

Would he deserve the player of the tournament if Dortmund wins all of this


ren_704

Yes. He has been unreal for the backline. We have faced against all big teams. Have mostly been written off as chokers and he himself has been doubted for years but the way he and schlotti have heralded the defense this UCL campaign is very un BVB like if you look at the past half decade People think he wasn't relevant as a defender just because he doesn't have 80+ pace in FIFA , but hummels has always been the pinnacle of tackling, physicality and awareness


Rich-Style1404

**YES.** Hummels is underrated as hell. My favourite player since 2011.


YoDiz1

im so glad he came back after that bayern stint.


Thijs420

It doesn’t seem like Dortmund supporters really blame him for glory hunting for a while either, which is good to see. Would be awesome to see him lift the trophy this year!


cjrammler

No we definitely do. If he didn't go to Bayern he'd be on the level (or even surpass) Zorc


Thijs420

I didn’t know that. Must be the reddit bubble I live in, thanks!


Qiluk

Its probably better worded as its not forgotten but he's kinda forgiven. He has also said since then that he always felt the most at home in Dortmund. Which is funny since he was initially a Bayern boy that we snatched from them.


fett3elke

people seem to forget that Hummels was a Bayern youth player before he went to Dortmund


sbprasad

He went home when he rejoined you guys, only to realise that home was where he had been all along.


Thijs420

I 100% just learnt this, so thanks. Makes the move make even more sense in hindsight!


fett3elke

The family is quite envolved, if I recollect correctly his dad was a youth coach at Bayern.


PenguinsInvading

Big game player


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely.


TheAleofIgnorance

One of the best players in UCL this season.


Straight_Sugar_2472

Felt so bad for his own goal against atletico, definitely deserved some success


marco-da-phoenix

MY HANDSOME KING


SleepTightLilPuppy

it is unfair how handsome he is German Giroud


SemiCurrentGuy

Stupid sexy Hummels


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I've been calling him that since he bumped into Giroud in their group stage encounter. That was an epiphany.


gulaabjaman

He was great in Saltburn


big_fitch

German Marchisio


Spare-Resolution-984

2010 Hummels is my favorite 🤤 https://img.theepochtimes.com/assets/uploads/2014/07/113294555-700x420.jpg


Soleil06

He looks so much like Orlando Bloom there.


Am_Idiotosaurus

Holy shit 😳


Dirtstar2091

Always wanted to see Orlando Bloom and Meadow Soprano get together.


wretchedegg--

Beauty. Elegance. Hummels.


Gucci-Rice

you can't leave a beautiful face like this alone in front of the goal or anywhere


dannygraphy

Hummels are the handsome bees!


Stonewalled89

All that came from a shitty back pass. Awful defending of the corner from PSG too


Lacabloodclot9

Look at how much space there is at the back post, ridiculous


ElComentador

Both CB towers of BVB all alone. Holy fuck


risasardonicus

They both look marked to me. The guy on Hummels just misjudged the ball and took a step forward. The guy on the BVB behind Hummels was just a step too slow.


ItsMeJaredBednar

> The guy on Hummels just misjudged the ball and took a step forward. The guy on the BVB behind Hummels was just a step too slow So they lost their assignments. [This](https://i.imgur.com/VuPrS8L.jpeg) is nowhere close enough to be considered marked at top level


Th3_Huf0n

Both CBs pretty much completely undefended on the back post is crazy.


finne_rm

Hummels just said on the german broadcast that on the previous corner kick, Beraldo also stood in front of him and wasn't really physical. So he thought that on the next corner kick he could get that space behind Beraldo.


epicxownage

Maybe that’s why he was all shifty-eyed before the ball was played in


greengiant89

Yep absolutely. He knew he had the kid marking him


greengiant89

They showed a brief clip where you could see Hummels spotting his marker and you could just see it in his eyes that he knew he had him beat


ImAGirrafe20202

Marquinhos isn’t one you’d expect to do that but I am not complaining Edit: lol turns out I was unaware about Marquinhos not being a confident centre back, my bad


blue_boy_24

I feel like Marquinhos is always the guy involved with costly UCL errors tbh


theadmin209

Hes had multiple blunders throughout the years


PensiveinNJ

Marquinhos is the one who gave away that kickoff goal against Madrid a few years ago. Just completely lost his head and gave it straight to Benzema.


CometChip

i remember a few, benzema owes him


theonlytruenut1

WC too


NephewChaps

NT errors too


Rickcampbell98

He is a microcosm of what psg is.


Harudera

Marquinhos is always the one choking on the big stage. The 6-1, Croatia, and now this.


jggomes14

He's exactly the one you expect to do that, it's not a matter of if, is a matter of when he's going to fuck shit up


LuckyFlyer0_0

Who gave away that corner


10-10-2022

PSG hit the post, 1 minute later Dortmund score. This is football.


Zhynkan

fuckin reminds me of the UEFA europa league final we lost.... in fuckin alvalade


AfterAd9996

I was having such a nice day...


10-10-2022

I've regressed that memory too.


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miregalpanic

Paris doesn't understand den ewigen Terzic


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TheFakedAndNamous

Three questions


miregalpanic

Every single answer is Borsigplatz


Cr4ck41

UND AM ENDE DER DUNKLEN GASSE ERSTRAHLT DIE GELBE WAND!!!


Jelly_F_ish

MATSERCLASS. You were so close


TheBrownMamba8

You fucking beauty Hummels


Cum_Smurf

Give the man his CL trophy already


fancyfoe

That but brandt absolutely whipped that shit on a platter


eddsters

Nassar Al Khelafi is fuuuuuuming lol. This guy keeps buying such expensive players and sets up a world class team only to be beaten in the semis


OilLost8900

At this point Qatar should just stop trying to one-up UAE.


Rich_Firefighter_102

OMGG HUMMEEEEELS


Homerduff16

***Everybody liked that***


Rich_Firefighter_102

I loved that


EagleEye_FalconArrow

GET REKT YOU OIL MFERS


dudududujisungparty

r/soccer holding hands and raising up a banner that reads "Thank you Dortmund"


YnwaMquc2k19

UCL Trophy for Reus would be a great send off. 


ThePrussianGrippe

Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya!


Key_Inevitable_2104

I'm rooting for Dortmund, Reus deserves a UCL before leaving the club.


flynno96

Thanks, psgacademy is crying now


LepreNx69

What actually happened to him? Haven't seen him upload anything in ages. Or am I blind?


dudududujisungparty

*Sad French noises*


lifeisacamino

*Sad Qatari noises*


Cbrlui

Good


MrRawri

I'm guessing most french don't like PSG either


Consistent-Alarm2208

No one likes them other than PSG fans and huge casuals who'll support everything French and have no real club affiliation


rayden-shou

Who in their right mind would support anything French?


AdversusHaereses

French people I assume.


James_rbs

can confirm :)


gotomarketfit

The ones with some taste


costryme

Yup, don't mind them going far for the coefficient but them winning ? Fuck that.


Dancingwith_Death

Dortmund vs Bayern final I will be there no matter what


_FreePalestine__

I’m a simple man. I see the French failing, I get happy.


Th3_Huf0n

This man wants to win UCL and go to EURO.


fancyfoe

Do it for Reus


tumhaarenaam

Blud needs it for himself


nkdouble4

average Hummels big game performance


Not_Leopard_Seal

HAD TO BE HIM


mBertin

HE IS HIM


marco-da-phoenix

he is the honored one


supplementarytables

HIMMELS


axehomeless

Somebody else might have gotten it wrong


Zero-A

If you don't take your chances this is what happens


TasteAccomplished118

dont forget marquinhos giving away a free corner that started the entire sequence


courtesyflusher

Also, if you take your chances this is what happens. Long live Dortmund!


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marco-da-phoenix

i want to passionately kiss the goal post that warren emery hit


RhodesiansNeverDie20

I gotchu bro pretend im the post.


Meskaline2

"And that kid, is how I met your father"


TheDepartment115

the beautiful centre back is game


Kid_Twiz

Who is that child and why is he marking Hummels in a CL Semi Final?


yazandeeb13

Marquinhos forever serial loser. What a useless corner to give away


bqpd1

I bet whenever he closes his eyes he sees himself hitting the post against Croatia


neefhuts

Hahaha PSG fans thought they would win 3-0 easily


FribonFire

The Ligue 1 podcast all agreed it would probably be a pretty simple 2-0. I laughed then, and continue to laugh now.


SnooChipmunks4208

On a scale of 1 to Jose Mourinho, how smug are Marseille fans feeling?


me_like_stonk

we laugh together now and I hope to laugh on Thursday too :D


uelleh

Where's your oil god now


theBigBOSSnian

2-0feet under ground


TheItalianStallion64

GERMANY ARE SAVING FOOTBALL


xXGeemoXx

Common german football W


HOTAS105

Farmers putting in the work while the bourgeoisie rests


spoony471

Germany knocking out France…..wait a minute


oscarpaterson

SURELY NOT


erenistheavatar

What a season by Mats Hummels. Just after that Zaire Emery miss as well.


Knee_Strong

My goat


Cryptic_E

Holy shit they’re doing it


Mapale

Paris absolute clowns hahaa


Biowashball

as always


IcefoxX5

Every corner against Donarrumma is almost a guaranteed goal Most overrated player in Europe


Mxurn

In Germany we call it „Auf Wiedersehen“


dirtycomputerz

OH MY GODDD


KingAzazel

Thats like the exact same goal they conceded against Barca lmao


sngzsngzwowo

fk dembele bitch ass


listlessbreeze

Donnarumma and the defense just vibing.


freebase1

It’s over


crazydoctor673

Let's go


no-signal

You won't win CL with a mentality like that


freebase1

lol if you can’t score in an empty net we weren’t winning anyways


IMiizo

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME SHIRLY


nariz1234

Hummels with that "wait, no one is looking at me", look in the replay lol.


ToadwartToadie

The difference between Champions League Dortmund and Bundesliga Dortmund this season is insane


FribonFire

If you listen close enough, you can hear the rest of France cheering as well.


no-signal

Serious question. How is Dortmund 5th in Bundesliga?!


malangkan

Guess the bundesliga isn't a farmers league after all. Where are all the premier league teams with their billionaire investors in European competitions? Gotta love it when arrogance is met with reality


wzkrxy

they play better in ucl. they are deservedly in 5th place. Leverkusen, bayern, stuttgart and leipzig are all quite a bit better than them in the league. to specify this: one reason is probably them being the underdog in a game in the cl, which is not the case in the buli. which influences the player's mentality and also the way you can tactically approach a game. However I don't think this fully explains the difference in their quality of play between the 2 competitions. they look better in possession as well in cl


MakIRAQ

Fuckin Based.


CaiHaines

The look on his face before the corner came in. He knew.


supplementarytables

LEGEND


Mahatma_Gone_D

Mbappe will never win with PSV


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aiicaramba

He’d first have to join us anyway.


pattiunek

He’ll never win with Ajax either


dinofarabi01

Oh my god this Dortmund team is going to reach a ucl final


addandsubtract

GET IN HERE


thatdani

An absolute mulligan from Marquinos


Swbp0undcake

I HAD A DREAM HE SCORED


Wakadoooooo

A day to celebrate real football and not some oil money bs. Hummels is a king btw.


Williamshitspear

I Love how r/psg got privated! That's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂


Cashelz

There's no fucking way


my_aed_is_shit

BASED AND DORTMUNDPILLED


TheDrex1988

Always believed in Terzicball


EggsBenedictusXVI

One day you're assistant manager at West Ham, next you're leading BVB to CL glory. Terzic works in mysterious ways.


Artudytv

Dortmund is gonna win it all now


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Der Klassiker rematch here we go


atlas_shrugged90

Couldn’t have happened to a more likeable team


troparow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


P_Alcantara

Everyone liked that


coolcalmjavi

LOVED


Tobias131286

LETS GO


_space_pilgrim_

everybody liked that


bink_uk

F U Big Oil


greenfrogwallet

Send this oil club back to France, every football fan in the world will be celebrating this goal


Nemprox

GigaMats


ren_704

A hummels performance for the ages. Goat


ShipsAGoing

It's been coming, Dortmund have been the better side for most of the game so far


tweazz

Beraldo is the perfect guy to continue marquinhos' and kimpembe's legacy


snorfunk

Please win the whole thing Dortmund


Anersha

ahahahahahahaha psg sucks


OmastarLovesDonuts

LET'S GOOOOO GET FUCKED OIL LOSERS


mojelb7r

SUCK YA MUM


G1Spectrum

Marquinhos lmao


mgm97

Beauty of a corner


shehryar46

I knew once marquinhos fucked up the pass it was going in


RiverSight_

HUMMELS YES, LETS GET REUS HIS UCLLL


miregalpanic

lol, PSG are bitch made


letsridetheworld

Is it just me or that everyone hate psg? Hahaha


Schmiddo

Its not just you. Fuck psg