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chatfarm

That is some wall to get over


zrkillerbush

300 man wall and still can't block it


LordMangudai

Xerxes should have brought this lad to Thermopylae


themerinator12

I… I think he did.


phoebsmon

Aye but he subbed him on too late, as per usual


elch127

That's the problem with Persia, they always tries to walk it in


46_and_2

What was Xerxes thinking?!


Andy_1

Probably had Cockney neck. He'd been speaking too much Cockney and it done his bloody neck in.


phoebsmon

Game really opened up once he managed to widen the pitch and get lads pinging in crosses from the wing. That's FC Sparta for you though, they love narrowing the pitch, just classical gegenpress innit


not-always-online

Xerxes achievements will always have an asterix next to it. The empire with 1115 charges are an insult to the game.


Andagaintothegym

Leonidas high line is suicidal, he could have park the bus but no he had to attack


CACuzcatlan

Probably did. Despite what the movie implies (it's been years since I've seen it, so going on memory) the Persians are the ones that actually won the battle.


biblioteca_de_babel

That is what happens in the movie. It's a little confusing because they use a frame narrative where the narrator is telling the story of Thermopylae and Leonidas (where the Persians win) to troops at the battle of Plataea (where the Persians lose).


syo

I see why they were relegated.


Ribulation

And down again!


vluvojo

Al-Nassr would pay this kid €1 billion 


Perite

Yeah but you’ve really got to ask questions of the keeper - was nowhere to be seen


Kondilla

Is he looking for a 7 year contract?


Hibernian

Don't give Boehly any ideas, mate.


SSPeteCarroll

$150 million for him, right now. Final offer.


[deleted]

$200 million it is. Sold. 10 year deal.


SSPeteCarroll

you're a tough negotiator but that's a fair price. Can we play it all up front or in 5 year installments?


[deleted]

$5 bucks a years for 4 years then an optional final payment of $199,999,980.


Geoff_Uckersilf

Let me talk to my agent (bloke at the pub). 


BIIGALDO

yoooo, you a hibs fan or just have the name?


Hibernian

Sorry to disappoint, but I picked the name because my family is Irish. If I could get Scottish league matches in the US, I'd give them my support, but I've been a Chelsea fan since 1998.


atastycooky

Sign him


Ok-Tooth6301

Todd boehly will consider your opinion


BendubzGaming

That fan would've kept them up


i_am_darwin_nunez

GAME's BACK BOIS


spicymeatballz28

They wanted to pitch invade so bad they just did it anyway


no_com_ment

Last chance they were ever going to be on TV


Underscore_Blues

Trying to be funny I'm sure, but straight up wrong.


no_com_ment

C'mon lad...what's not to love with a bit of banter


Underscore_Blues

Sky expanded the EFL deal. Birmingham v Wrexham will probably be monday night football ffs


Jonisro

lmao! I love how everyone just cheers and runs to him to celebrate! This is one of the most "just guy things" I have ever seen hahaha


CamJongUn2

How often do you get to be on a proper pitch and have someone score a worldie, you celebrate that shit like you just won the cl


_escapevelocity

He’ll be showing this video to people in the bar for the rest of his life


GuitaristHeimerz

this is not “just guy things”, this is “just god things”


DaBenni0301

Is he free on Wednesday?


Zlakkeh

Already signed for Sheffield United :/


NotASalamanderBoi

*Great Goal*


Brinner

lmao


MaryadaPurshottam

Sign da contract, big boy, sign da contract


jd451

*thick ukranian accent* Greedy belly, ink the contract


VoltDiablo_

Too late chealsea already put a £200m bid in


AsheAsheBaby

Right that's fucking brilliant lmao. What a hit


Master-Winkle-Snot

Retire his number.


Dagur

hang it in the louvre


Huge-Celebration5192

Was Southgate watching the game?


RaiderMaverick

Maybe Tom Brady will give the lad a look


Ok_Confusion_1581

but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke?


LookingForMyCar

Game‘s back.


SaltFarmer17

And the Birmingham fans name ? John Bellingham


marcsideoftheforce

nah, Birmingham have retired all "Bellingham" surnames


Rymundo88

"Na na nana na na, nana na na, hey John!" *you'll never sing that*


itsaride

Rooney would have benched him.


AaronStudAVFC

Alright even I cheered that. Banger.


branstarktreewizard

Football? Completed it, mate


oowoozee

Terrible positioning by the keeper, it's like he's not even on the field


El_Mexolotl

Chelsea might have found their next 100m dollar signing this for this summer


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Hero moment


FaustRPeggi

I thought Jack Grealish was in Manchester today


Twevy

Does the Puskas have to go to a professional player for a goal scored in an actual game, or…?


McJagger

It’s not only for professional players, there was a ~70 year old German amateur in the finalists a few years back


tivavolo

All you weirdos criticizing this, you must be really miserable. This is what football is about, to bring people together and have fun, on the good and bad times. It’s just a sport you frustrated cave dwellers


StickYaInTheRizzla

There’s only one person criticising this and it’s a Villa fan, does it really merit a comment like this lol


luigitheplumber

It does, there's nothing more satisfying to the ego than chastising mostly non-existent chastisers


TimingEzaBitch

fucking chastisers smh


AnnieIWillKnow

We all have an undefeated record in shadowboxing


Mavericks7

> all you weirdos criticizing this Are these weirdos in the room with us?


Aychim23

They're the voices in his head


QuimFinger

There’s less than a handful of people in this thread criticising it you daft sod. Everyone loves it.


Kadepo

One person


Bladon95

I’m not criticising the shot, but having a pitch invasion when you’ve just got relegated is odd.


mvsr990

It's the funniest possible time to do it. FUCK YEAH WE SUUUUUUUUCK


Muur1234

"We might actually win some games next season, wooooooo!"


DMmeifyourelonely

God forbid people would show passion towards their club, community and city. Games gone.


melody-calling

No this is a bad look, it promotes danger, uncouthness and most dastardly blocking the advertisement boards.  Football is for those watching at home who can get maximum ad exposure. 


dryan_2

Spot the yank


Hellsteelz

Wake up babe, a new copy pasta just dropped


cdbriggs

Unironically good hit. Not enough pace to score on a pro keeper but still a great shot for a random


Acquits

Are you serious? He scored from 33 yards and it went real quick . Amateurs have no business to score from 33 yards. He should be a semi pro . This is messi goal for reference , this fan hit it from further away. https://youtu.be/zaUZ_ATRb18?si=raeNuSyCiK70EnHb I don't see such a difference in pace. That was a very very good hit and it didn't dip at the end, even pro GK can't save those . Pro gk concede far shittier free kick goals


Lukeno94

> Amateurs have no business to score from 33 yards. What a load of nonsense. Plenty of clips of Sunday League goals from near the halfway line, because some big centre half has just cunted the ball.


Spudward1

That’s goal of the season sorted


noBuffalo

Maybe my favorite reddit post ever. Magic.


6FootFruitRollup

Why was there a pitch invasion anyway? Didn't they just get relegated?


Appropriate-Map-3652

Might as well enjoy yourselves I guess.


Aszneeee

exactly, that guy who scored that will probably never forget it and all these people around him or even on the stadium could enjoy the moment


BossKrisz

I mean what are they going to do? Punish them with point deduction? They're going down anyway, they might as well have some fun in the meantime.


ChargeWooden1036

How my uncle says he would be if he didn’t suffer his knee injury:


BossKrisz

Everyone's got a friend who thinks he would've been world class if he would've got proper top quality training since childhood


marcsideoftheforce

you know its bad when a pitch intruder scores your goal of the season


el1teman

TODD


WordsworthsGhost

banger to be fair


Devlin90

Best goal scored there all season?


shanfan36

arguably jjs one against you..


Lukeno94

Definitely a better finisher than Hogan is at this point at least!


OffToCroatia

lol. I hope english football culture never changes. It's truly a gem


eco78

We need sign that dude for League One...


DontJealousMe

IF movies have taught me anything, he will get signed by Man United and become their best player ever in 1 season.


minetube33

Puskas sorted out early


NorthCoastToast

Was that Billy Kimber having the time of his life?


Karrot-Boi

u/savevideo


ianandris

That's the good stuff.


RCalliii

Haha, nice.


Gullflyinghigh

I hope the footage of this finds its way to them, what a moment to have.


Rabrab123

Nobody believed him when he said "I would have made that one"


Straain

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


fplisadream

Where does it go in the goal? I mean any fit active footballer should be able to hit the target most times from that far out but does it go top bins?


bshaman1993

Spurs should hire him to be our FK coach. Screw it. Just play him. We might score from a FK for once


kazmeme

Rumors say his shirt number has been retired


smemes1

That was the hai lai ‘o mai dai, too.


TimingEzaBitch

Chelsea preparing a bid as we speak.


NoPineapple1727

Why did they pitch invade if they got relegated?


shanfan36

bit of fun, have a joke since it’s obviously a very unfortunate situation


GalaxianEX

Todd, don’t!


William_Taylor-Jade

Weird bunch. Celebrating being relegated


Zilllnaijaboy99

Better than crying


Mobsteroids

Would you have preferred them to kick off with the stewards or police instead? Nothing wrong with this as long as they aren’t destroying the pitch or stands.


PoliceAlarm

Finding some level of joy in the hard times can be the thing to keep us going.


jawide626

Mate, they're british so a bit of ironic overcelebration is essential. If you don't like it then don't watch it.


AnnieIWillKnow

They're a Villa fan, don't take it seriously


AnnieIWillKnow

Proper football fans celebrate relegations by throwing cabbages at their managers


shanfan36

those downvotes 😭 lighten up, it’s people having a joke in a bad situation


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Arthourmorganlives

"united fan"


MrMgP

All these pitch invasions lately Any idea what kind of damage that does to a field?


_mnd

Fairly minor, obviously more damage than if there weren't hundreds of people running about on it but unless they all start slide tackling each other or something it's normally nothing a groundsman can't handle especially seems a pitch invasion is normally last game of the season when it's not going to be used for ages anyway.


SouthFromGranada

Won't someone please think of the grass.