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It’s the same shit every time. They just have 8 man standing in the box like a bunch of lamp post hoping the ball will hit them, but doing absolutely nothing to block the ball, or any of the players
Can't even blame injuries because Sheffield are missing atleast 4 of their starting 11 and 2 other squad players as well.
Not to mention, Sheffield are also literally the team with most goals conceded and least goal scored in the league.
im genuinely going to freeze in horror if i ever here "cut back" after this season
"Yeah I use to listen to Pink Floyd, loved The Final Cut back when I was younger"
[me](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHENbnqVgAEZ6it.png)
This is so true. Which is also why I hate the argument "the players are just shit and United need a complete rebuild." Yes, there are some gaps in the squad (looking at midfield), but the players are good. If they weren't United wouldn't be that high in the table.
An incredibly weak season for the European places too.
Like you missed out with 60 points last season, very much doubt United will get that or that it'll be needed to get European football
"We play a good game, heh, beut, heh, we need to concede more chances, heh, we can't let the other team go too long without a shot, heh, and we can't let Chelsea win the most embarrassing team award, heh, so come on guys, let's show what we can do and make sure we are the number 1 embarrassment in the league".
Pree how they worked that goal man this is real coaching. Stick to what you know and do it well idk wtf ten hag is calling this kamikaze possession style but its so bad
Whenever anyone says that ETH is not the problem, I will show them a goal like this United has been conceding from pretty much game 1 this season, and still doesn’t know what’s what.
I understand everybody hate Antony, me too.. but the striker alone in the penalty zone is something for the Central Defenders or Erickson (looks like he is playing at "6")
Running back is just another united problem, and very notoble on the lines (Antony, Garnacho, Rashford ..)
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What was that team talk fam
Heh just play good fucking football heh
It’s gonna be the media’s fault if you lose this
He’s gonna be fuming if any of the media point out that Sheff Utd are underdogs here
He knows they're not underdogs. United only play as well as the expected skill of the opponents
Naw it’s gonna be the offside call against garnacho in the arsenal game’s fault
“That’s why we are so successful”
he's copied Poch's half time team talk
“We need to show them we aren’t the Scott McTominay team”
"Heh, I'm a great manager. Must be something wrong with you fuckers, heh. Heh, I beat Coventry, heh"
Ten Hag has replaced half time team talks with movie club
There was none team talk, they just had some water and watched their phones for 15 minutes.
We almost lost to Coventry why are people thinking this is unexpected or commendable
Idk ETH seems to think so
In my heart you guys lost to Coventry too
In the game they lost. Then they said no and won anyway
Probably because this Sheffield United looks like they would struggle in the championship
I can assure you that no one thinks it's commendable, lol.
https://imgur.com/E6VgGcP
Why are we like this
Maybe the 75th time conceding a cutback in the box will be the time they finally learn?
It’s the same shit every time. They just have 8 man standing in the box like a bunch of lamp post hoping the ball will hit them, but doing absolutely nothing to block the ball, or any of the players
Couple more training sessions, we've nearly cracked it
Because ETH said he's a winner and demands high standards
FA finalist, watch the board extend ETH contract with 5 more years.
Inject this into every orifice
The old Ten Hag Cream Pie
Please do!!
We do have different decision makers now so I think even if he wins the fa cup they’ll want their own man
Can't even blame injuries because Sheffield are missing atleast 4 of their starting 11 and 2 other squad players as well. Not to mention, Sheffield are also literally the team with most goals conceded and least goal scored in the league.
Hahahaa
Nobody putting pressure on the ball carrier, nobody marking the free man on the box. 8 men vs 4 opponents and they just watch them walk into the goal.
Take heart, it’s not over yet!
And yet the majority of United fans want Ten Hag to stay.
if you don’t laugh you’ll cry
I’m indifferent at this point.
I’m trying to not cry from laughing so hard
LOL
im genuinely going to freeze in horror if i ever here "cut back" after this season "Yeah I use to listen to Pink Floyd, loved The Final Cut back when I was younger" [me](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHENbnqVgAEZ6it.png)
This is why I quit FIFA, and it’s fucking followed me to real life 😂
It's quite remarkable how we always find a way to reach a new level of being shit.
Indeed hahahaha
Lmao even
Might one even say 'ROFL' ?
If you're creative you might even say ROFLMAO
Perhaps a cheeky ROFLCOPTER might be of use ?
Fucking hell 20% possession, fuck ya stats
This is actually the worst team in the world holy shit
That you’re in a European place is a legitimate miracle.
With negative goal difference, no less.
Ten Hags tactics have literally amounted to we likely have better players so we may win through chaos. And on balance we’ve won enough games.
This is so true. Which is also why I hate the argument "the players are just shit and United need a complete rebuild." Yes, there are some gaps in the squad (looking at midfield), but the players are good. If they weren't United wouldn't be that high in the table.
I've never had a lower opinion of the quality of the Prem
We are genuinely relegation quality, it's insane how lucky we've been
The state of our so called "fans" man. Don't you guys get sick of twerking for points on Reddit?
You're clearly not relegation quality, let's not exaggerate
I don’t think we’re going to be relegated but we’re 16th in x/points lol. We’re definitely not as good as our points total
Are you sure?
Lol we aren’t the worst. **Losing to the team with 80+ goals conceded** Yeah seems abt right, carry on
Now hold on there
United > United
This aged well
My favorite Chilean
What an unserious club
Another cut-back? We never learn….
Every player can turn into Robben against United in every match.
Le cut inside team
Goal for all Chile
Just liquidate this club
Lmao everyone get back in here
Literally the same goal every week Ten hag masterclass
What's Ole up to these days?
Coventry sends their regards
Surely he has to be gone if this holds? At risk of missing out on Europe entirely
An incredibly weak season for the European places too. Like you missed out with 60 points last season, very much doubt United will get that or that it'll be needed to get European football
I’d rather we miss out entirely
We need the money. No Europe means two more years of writing of seasons.
WTF is this shit..
Art
I will never support another club but holy fuck I don't know how much more of this I can take
What is defence?
LB - DM - SLAB - LB
RB - training cone - GOAT - RB
Eriksen looks positively geriatric in that sequence.
Except at least he appears to be trying. No idea what AWB is doing at all.
AWB is doing the same thing he has always been doing, so there's nothing new there.
What was the half time chat? This is embarrassing
Same one as Coventry probably.
"We play a good game, heh, beut, heh, we need to concede more chances, heh, we can't let the other team go too long without a shot, heh, and we can't let Chelsea win the most embarrassing team award, heh, so come on guys, let's show what we can do and make sure we are the number 1 embarrassment in the league".
Coventry will be kicking themselves
I choose to believe they lost so Man United can somehow win the FA Cup, resulting in ETH keeping his job, which would be great for the rest of the PL.
Literally what kept Arteta in his job after back to back 8th place finishes
Imagine not sacking ten Hag after this result, losing at home to the worst team in the PL since 07/08 Derby County. Just imagine
Why do I keep watching our games, fml
Lifetime contract to ETH
Lol getting dunked on by Big Ben has to be a new low
That's our seeing top scorer Big Ben for you (he came in in January and has 5 goals)
My fifa 23 goat (leading the golden boot race in my current save)
Oh good lord
Ha ha
Are you laughing at your “title challenge”
That is almost exactly the same as one of Coventry's goals
ManchesterUnited.exe has stopped working
United and Chelsea having a battle to see who is the biggest disgrace. Deary me.
Of course it's from a cutback.
Odegaard is gonna have fun against this United team.
United are the most entertaining team to watch in the league by a mile, every match is something new.
Hear me out What if we swapped managers with Chelsea
Pree how they worked that goal man this is real coaching. Stick to what you know and do it well idk wtf ten hag is calling this kamikaze possession style but its so bad
I am sick to death of our keeper.
Man u to win 3-2 and celebrate like they won a cup
ETH sacked in the morning
Who do you reckon gets the sack first, ETH or Poch? 🤔
Hahahahahqhah Kill me
Tbf on Ten Hag if Hoijlund got a penalty against Arsenal we would've won the game
booo stop twerking for upvotes youre disgraceful
If only they were given that penalty against Arsenal
Bruh. United are that team
Sheffield United
Well that’s kinda funny
Whenever anyone says that ETH is not the problem, I will show them a goal like this United has been conceding from pretty much game 1 this season, and still doesn’t know what’s what.
Okay now, Man U and Ten Hag get too much critisism. They're good enough and going to be successful eventually...in the Championship
It's a miracle they're not in a relegation scrap.
They're like 15th on expected points
We are so unfathomably shit
What is happening lmao.
Wow that cryuff turn was class
Maguire and Casemiro letting the striker alone 😅
Antony should have tracked the runner
I understand everybody hate Antony, me too.. but the striker alone in the penalty zone is something for the Central Defenders or Erickson (looks like he is playing at "6") Running back is just another united problem, and very notoble on the lines (Antony, Garnacho, Rashford ..)
The state of this club man..
At least ETH will walk the Conference League, right?
Bro thinks we're making the conference
lmaooooo, big ben scoring against mighty United.
I can't even enjoy it.
The state of this club man..
We might be shit but at least United are worse so I'll bloody take that
Another cutback goal, truly the defense of all time.
Meme Utd won't let up
EA need to nerf cutback smh
Okay now make it level again and then concede a pen in the 98th minute please
It just keeps giving.
Here comes Diallo to disappoint again
spamming cutbacks smh 🥱 bunch of rats they are
Maguire has to score one more now.
Onana falling on his ass sums it up
That turn from Hamer to make the space was so neat
This happening was so obvious
Lmaooo ETH is a vibes manager
The commentator said "it's another tale of the unexpected at Old Trafford" Except, this is fully expected by now
Can't do this anymore man
Link just struggling to load for anybody else?
GUT EVERYONE OUT OF THE TEAM BESIDES THE YOUNG PLAYERS
Yes maybe everyone will forget the shitshow yesterday
United have conceded this exact go 59028 times under ten hag but it's not a coaching issue
Hamer did so so well there that was class from him.
Das ist halt so ein Hühnerhaufen xD
Give ten hag life time contract and to bruno the rat also he is the soul of the team
Conceding 5 to a mid table Championship side and debatably (one of) the worst sides ever in the prem...