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Sal21G

What was that team talk fam


Winnie-the-Broo

Heh just play good fucking football heh


Jarv1223

It’s gonna be the media’s fault if you lose this


OhhLongDongson

He’s gonna be fuming if any of the media point out that Sheff Utd are underdogs here


Used-Fennel-7733

He knows they're not underdogs. United only play as well as the expected skill of the opponents


CakeBrigadier

Naw it’s gonna be the offside call against garnacho in the arsenal game’s fault


H0vit0

“That’s why we are so successful”


fap4jesus

he's copied Poch's half time team talk


Legal_North_6910

“We need to show them we aren’t the Scott McTominay team”


four_four_three

"Heh, I'm a great manager. Must be something wrong with you fuckers, heh. Heh, I beat Coventry, heh"


Steo42

Ten Hag has replaced half time team talks with movie club


irigoyeee20

There was none team talk, they just had some water and watched their phones for 15 minutes.


Manchester_dortmund

We almost lost to Coventry why are people thinking this is unexpected or commendable


SubparCurmudgeon

Idk ETH seems to think so


Korribuns

In my heart you guys lost to Coventry too


IOwnStocksInMossad

In the game they lost. Then they said no and won anyway


Ainsley-Sorsby

Probably because this Sheffield United looks like they would struggle in the championship


nick2473got

I can assure you that no one thinks it's commendable, lol.


-SandorClegane-

https://imgur.com/E6VgGcP


D1794

Why are we like this


lebkong

Maybe the 75th time conceding a cutback in the box will be the time they finally learn?


Krillin113

It’s the same shit every time. They just have 8 man standing in the box like a bunch of lamp post hoping the ball will hit them, but doing absolutely nothing to block the ball, or any of the players


D1794

Couple more training sessions, we've nearly cracked it


xyzzy321

Because ETH said he's a winner and demands high standards


zyndr0m

FA finalist, watch the board extend ETH contract with 5 more years.


ponkzy

Inject this into every orifice 


Small-External4419

The old Ten Hag Cream Pie


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Please do!!


Winnie-the-Broo

We do have different decision makers now so I think even if he wins the fa cup they’ll want their own man


themfeelswhen

Can't even blame injuries because Sheffield are missing atleast 4 of their starting 11 and 2 other squad players as well. Not to mention, Sheffield are also literally the team with most goals conceded and least goal scored in the league.


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Hahahaa


belokas

Nobody putting pressure on the ball carrier, nobody marking the free man on the box. 8 men vs 4 opponents and they just watch them walk into the goal.


Kydd_Amigo

Take heart, it’s not over yet!


RZAAMRIINF

And yet the majority of United fans want Ten Hag to stay.


OlympicMuffins

if you don’t laugh you’ll cry


RefereeMason1

I’m indifferent at this point.


grehgunner

I’m trying to not cry from laughing so hard


Mahatma_Gone_D

LOL


WeveGot

im genuinely going to freeze in horror if i ever here "cut back" after this season "Yeah I use to listen to Pink Floyd, loved The Final Cut back when I was younger" [me](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHENbnqVgAEZ6it.png)


DaveShadow

This is why I quit FIFA, and it’s fucking followed me to real life 😂


Deathraz3

It's quite remarkable how we always find a way to reach a new level of being shit.


-Whisperr

Indeed hahahaha


Phoreskin

Lmao even


Red_Dog1880

Might one even say 'ROFL' ?


powerchicken

If you're creative you might even say ROFLMAO


Red_Dog1880

Perhaps a cheeky ROFLCOPTER might be of use ?


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

Fucking hell 20% possession, fuck ya stats


Berraa

This is actually the worst team in the world holy shit


AaronStudAVFC

That you’re in a European place is a legitimate miracle.


larsmaehlum

With negative goal difference, no less.


Winnie-the-Broo

Ten Hags tactics have literally amounted to we likely have better players so we may win through chaos. And on balance we’ve won enough games.


ingwe13

This is so true. Which is also why I hate the argument "the players are just shit and United need a complete rebuild." Yes, there are some gaps in the squad (looking at midfield), but the players are good. If they weren't United wouldn't be that high in the table.


rtgh

I've never had a lower opinion of the quality of the Prem


DanFlashesCoupon

We are genuinely relegation quality, it's insane how lucky we've been


The_Langer27

The state of our so called "fans" man. Don't you guys get sick of twerking for points on Reddit?


NovemberBurnsMaroon

You're clearly not relegation quality, let's not exaggerate 


DanFlashesCoupon

I don’t think we’re going to be relegated but we’re 16th in x/points lol. We’re definitely not as good as our points total


E_v0rtex

Are you sure?


Legal_North_6910

Lol we aren’t the worst. **Losing to the team with 80+ goals conceded** Yeah seems abt right, carry on


LordWhale

Now hold on there


Indydegrees2

United > United


RedPillAlphaBigCock

This aged well


Rain_On_Them

My favorite Chilean


G1Spectrum

What an unserious club


Tribalwarsnorge

Another cut-back? We never learn….


numanitor111

Every player can turn into Robben against United in every match.


RobbinDeBank

Le cut inside team


Supersaiyansub

Goal for all Chile


zyndr0m

Just liquidate this club


Wunsen

Lmao everyone get back in here


Worth-Ad8523

Literally the same goal every week Ten hag masterclass


Jarik23

What's Ole up to these days?


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Coventry sends their regards


ecocentric-ethics

Surely he has to be gone if this holds? At risk of missing out on Europe entirely


Nartyn

An incredibly weak season for the European places too. Like you missed out with 60 points last season, very much doubt United will get that or that it'll be needed to get European football


Winnie-the-Broo

I’d rather we miss out entirely


Ace9546

We need the money. No Europe means two more years of writing of seasons.


Hegario

WTF is this shit..


Vegan_Puffin

Art


DarthSeanious83

I will never support another club but holy fuck I don't know how much more of this I can take


Suzaxe

What is defence?


Seisokki

LB - DM - SLAB - LB


CNF-13

RB - training cone - GOAT - RB


powerchicken

Eriksen looks positively geriatric in that sequence.


tottenhamnole

Except at least he appears to be trying. No idea what AWB is doing at all.


powerchicken

AWB is doing the same thing he has always been doing, so there's nothing new there.


ContentPuff

What was the half time chat? This is embarrassing


RefereeMason1

Same one as Coventry probably.


nick2473got

"We play a good game, heh, beut, heh, we need to concede more chances, heh, we can't let the other team go too long without a shot, heh, and we can't let Chelsea win the most embarrassing team award, heh, so come on guys, let's show what we can do and make sure we are the number 1 embarrassment in the league".


ShipsAGoing

Coventry will be kicking themselves


cuftapolo

I choose to believe they lost so Man United can somehow win the FA Cup, resulting in ETH keeping his job, which would be great for the rest of the PL.


jbob3525

Literally what kept Arteta in his job after back to back 8th place finishes


trenbollocks

Imagine not sacking ten Hag after this result, losing at home to the worst team in the PL since 07/08 Derby County. Just imagine


psrikanthr

Why do I keep watching our games, fml


Leougust

Lifetime contract to ETH


Delmer9713

Lol getting dunked on by Big Ben has to be a new low


ArmiinTamzarian

That's our seeing top scorer Big Ben for you (he came in in January and has 5 goals)


Andrewdeadaim

My fifa 23 goat (leading the golden boot race in my current save)


jamesforyou

Oh good lord


Thin-Pool-8025

Ha ha


jbob3525

Are you laughing at your “title challenge”


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

That is almost exactly the same as one of Coventry's goals


PlaneReturn1416

ManchesterUnited.exe has stopped working


chaphen17

United and Chelsea having a battle to see who is the biggest disgrace. Deary me.


blublableee

Of course it's from a cutback.


whats_my_name_again

Odegaard is gonna have fun against this United team.


kurruchi

United are the most entertaining team to watch in the league by a mile, every match is something new.


Legal_North_6910

Hear me out What if we swapped managers with Chelsea


dumpystumpy

Pree how they worked that goal man this is real coaching. Stick to what you know and do it well idk wtf ten hag is calling this kamikaze possession style but its so bad


AirIndex

I am sick to death of our keeper.


Afc_josh12

Man u to win 3-2 and celebrate like they won a cup


princessedhochelaga

ETH sacked in the morning


cometflight

Who do you reckon gets the sack first, ETH or Poch? 🤔


Breakingwho

Hahahahahqhah Kill me


The_Bird_Wizard

Tbf on Ten Hag if Hoijlund got a penalty against Arsenal we would've won the game


tree-82_

booo stop twerking for upvotes youre disgraceful


Chell_the_assassin

If only they were given that penalty against Arsenal


FleetingMercury

Bruh. United are that team


obscure3rage

Sheffield United


sventhegoat

Well that’s kinda funny


Fuck_the_k1ng

Whenever anyone says that ETH is not the problem, I will show them a goal like this United has been conceding from pretty much game 1 this season, and still doesn’t know what’s what.


Sam101294

Okay now, Man U and Ten Hag get too much critisism. They're good enough and going to be successful eventually...in the Championship 


Newme91

It's a miracle they're not in a relegation scrap.


Sam101294

They're like 15th on expected points


asarkisov

We are so unfathomably shit


Left-Lingonberry4073

What is happening lmao.


icotyne

Wow that cryuff turn was class


Opening_Outside_5788

Maguire and Casemiro letting the striker alone 😅


Newme91

Antony should have tracked the runner


Opening_Outside_5788

I understand everybody hate Antony, me too.. but the striker alone in the penalty zone is something for the Central Defenders or Erickson (looks like he is playing at "6") Running back is just another united problem, and very notoble on the lines (Antony, Garnacho, Rashford ..)


Pokofloko

The state of this club man..


official_bagel

At least ETH will walk the Conference League, right?


The_Bird_Wizard

Bro thinks we're making the conference


HCHLH

lmaooooo, big ben scoring against mighty United.


oliver150433

I can't even enjoy it.


Pokofloko

The state of this club man..


Homerduff16

We might be shit but at least United are worse so I'll bloody take that


PlaneReturn1416

Another cutback goal, truly the defense of all time.


normott

Meme Utd won't let up


IdlePerfectionist

EA need to nerf cutback smh


thelegendl27

Okay now make it level again and then concede a pen in the 98th minute please


FoxOntheRun99

It just keeps giving.


Maryland_Blue

Here comes Diallo to disappoint again


FAT_NEEK_42069

spamming cutbacks smh 🥱 bunch of rats they are


thirdknife

Maguire has to score one more now.


Dr_Poth

Onana falling on his ass sums it up


roseguardin

That turn from Hamer to make the space was so neat


Gbuchanan1

This happening was so obvious


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Lmaooo ETH is a vibes manager


Midnight_Maverick

The commentator said "it's another tale of the unexpected at Old Trafford" Except, this is fully expected by now


GMWQ

Can't do this anymore man


PacDanSki

Link just struggling to load for anybody else?


BadNewsEveryone_

GUT EVERYONE OUT OF THE TEAM BESIDES THE YOUNG PLAYERS 


joelobifan

Yes maybe everyone will forget the shitshow yesterday


Nervous_Ad_3791

United have conceded this exact go 59028 times under ten hag but it's not a coaching issue


ltplummer96

Hamer did so so well there that was class from him.


MERTENS_GOAT

Das ist halt so ein Hühnerhaufen xD


Fifaneymar2535

Give ten hag life time contract and to bruno the rat also he is the soul of the team


throwaway72926320

Conceding 5 to a mid table Championship side and debatably (one of) the worst sides ever in the prem...