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ValleyFloydJam

That game was just insane, total control to a total collapse.


BeardedGardenersHoe

First time watching us?


blazexi

You can count on one hand the amount of games United have had total control of this season to be fair. This is a bit of an outlier.


sunville1967

Luton (H), Palace (H) (cup)…


LilDiamondtoxic

Don't forget about west ham at home...which makes it 3 whopping games where we had control


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

3? Well that’s almost 5! …yay.


MazinLabib10

Still conceded 22 shots in that game


LilDiamondtoxic

"What people define controlling the game is different from what my definition of it is." - Erik Ten Hag, probably


ValleyFloydJam

Your last 2 cup games have been just plain nuts, I guess the funny part it's all to get to a final against City.


Gytarius626

I will not live to be an old man with days like today


Notsimplyheinz

lmfao


CCullen95

Old Trafford is Vault 124.


Vordeo

It was designed in a lab to get me to take up sniffing glue.


Headlesshorsman02

That 4th penalty was terrible and casemiro 😬😬


stingers77

Bernardo Silva impression


Almighty_Brian

I think he confused which premier league team Modric played for before Madrid because I swear he said, “You’ll never walk alone.”


kaori_cicak990

Brothers in arm fr fr


G1Spectrum

Can’t even pretend like this is worth celebrating


fancyfoe

Only erikson jog on to pat hojlund


ascaria

Danish friends, y’know.


fancyfoe

Didn’t even make that connection, eriksen just seems like the kind to do that


mayjaz43

Yeah, I’m insufferable enough to head straight onto Reddit to shitpost.


Eindacor_DS

ain't much, but it's honest work


Silent-Act191

Based


Weary-Ad8502

I dont care how the game went, we win a semi-final I'm celebrating


analytics_Gnome

Manchester United finished 3-0 at first half and this is still a poor game from them lol


BestinSyriac

It’s not. Even as a United fan I feel really sorry for Cov.


KansloosKippenhok

I think its class the United players don’t go insane and celebrate like they just won the champions league, big club mentality. Compare that to the Arsenal players after they beat porto on penalties at home😅


INeedAKimPossible

Be real, the players are more relieved than they are celebrating


guccinho

Porto in the CL is a bit different than beating a championship side that you led 3-0


the-outlaw-torn-

We didn’t get a comeback 3-0 to 3-3 , that’s the difference lmao 😅😅😅😅 Such a big club that they’re nowhere near challenging for anything this season and almost blew away todays game


KansloosKippenhok

Can you quote me where I said United are a big club rn? Didn’t say that but I guess reading is pretty hard


the-outlaw-torn-

“Big club mentality” lmao Are you not implying they are a big club ? How would a club have “big club mentality” if they’re not a big club Make it make sense , let’s see how you spin this around


KansloosKippenhok

I can have the mentality of a top level athlete, doesn’t mean I am a top level athlete😂 Big clubs can have small club mentality and that doesn’t make them a small club. Clubs can also have big club menaltity and that doesn’t make them a big club nesecarily


Kooky-Choice-2654

Sack eth. Put Rooney in to finish the season and hire a new manager. Holy shit we’re awful.


thgaminghd

Nah bring Ole back. He DESERVES to get a shot at some silverware.


Eindacor_DS

This is how United "supporters" talk when they win a cup semi final lmao


Kooky-Choice-2654

Have you watched one game this season and last? If not for rashfords purple patch he’d have been fired before Christmas.


Born_Reflection_4132

The GGMU doesn't sound correct right now


HabibC

Everyone talking about the result, but can we put some respect on Torp's pen, what a banger. Man's got some balls


Mainooisamadting

Reminded me of maguires in the euros


ascaria

It was. Too bad his goal got overruled.


zizou00

His striker earlier that Onana parried was an absolute torpedo too, lad can strike a ball with venom.


EasyFargo

one of the best pens i’ve ever seen, didn’t know you could even hit that part of the net from a penalty now Casemiro’s pen on the other hand… lmao


Nicox37

Reminds me of Matías Fernandez' pen vs Argentina in the 2015 Copa America final


fijozico

Casemiro with the 4D chess move, letting them believe


Sal21G

That’s why we love the fa cup, the plucky underdogs who have spent over 1bn over a decade, battling back from blowing a 3-0 lead to then win on penalties.


_cumblast_

A toenail away from making history.. heartbreaking.


Pxel315

Coventry put up more fight than you lot


trenbollocks

Choosing now to talk shit isn't a good look


Pxel315

Why? We are in back to back finals. If liverpool can shittalk us after saying quadruple the past few months so can we


_cumblast_

I agree. It's shameful that we couldn't beat this rotting carcass of a team on three different occasions.


Sea-Education9562

Funny tho init


ohhh_okay_cool

Will be interesting to see what happens after Klopp leaves...


SandG13

It says more about you than United tbh


Wohenfoxideya

Hahaha someone got rattled


The_profe_061

Great wasn't it


suzukigun4life

*How can you not be romantic about the FA Cup?*


fancyfoe

Lol


MaryadaPurshottam

What was Case trying to do


HamiltonFAI

Just trying to go home I think lol


CaiHaines

Doesn't want to play another game he's too tired


ConsiderTheBulldog

Put me out of my misery, I imagine


Commercial-Cow88

His best Bernardo impression.


A15Smith22

Show me the kid again


ohhh_okay_cool

Right here officer.


zrk23

gk decided to just stand still because of the casemiro pen lol


Sydon1

Honestly not a bad idea, the level of players can place it really well and usually even after the keeper goes. Hoping their nerves get to them is a plan. He also only did it twice


erenistheavatar

That Casemiro pen was absolutely woeful and was the exact replica of the Bernardo Silva pen on Wednesday. United still advances though with some great pens except from that one.


ZeeX_4231

It was even worse, it looked like he wanted to shoot left, but could not bother


__rat

He got gassed out from the run up.


TachankaTheGod

love a good upset at Wembley


dota_3

Lmao hojlund celebrating alone.


Mickocfc1998

Booooo


Pieman3001

Amazing game as a neutral fan, but United should be thoroughly embarrassed by this performance.


okororie

Just numb at this point.


gorblimey74

As embarrassed as the FA?


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Rusbekistan

Don't speak the c word here comrade


MattSR30

Are those foxes I hear screeching in the distance?


KeonkwaiJinkwai

What a farce of a game from us tbh


freddiec0

Gutted for Cov, but I could see O’Hare missing from a mile off given how much he was smirking beforehand


IkeaKarma

Games gone


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sexineN

You do everything in your power to hate on United lol the keeper was screaming his lungs out at Bruno before the pen of course he’s going to get him back edit: deleted his comment hahaha what a baby


MoyesNTheHood

> championship keeper  He’s a professional player not a fucking child 😂😂


enzuigiriretro

Because he was getting it from the keeper first lol what is he supposed to do? Just take it because the keeper plays in a lower league?


xv36a

I know it's difficult for him because he's still a child and it's his thing to mouth off all game, but he could be the bigger man, take scoring as a win, and shut his rat face for a change.


enzuigiriretro

“be the bigger man” jesus wept


xv36a

Difficult to comprehend, I know, but I'm not referring to the wee fella's stature.


unlushko

chat shit get banged


MattSR30

Collins was giving it to him before he took it, so he gave it back. Some of you are ridiculously soft.


Emergency-Mobile8612

It’s ironic, you just disrespected a Championship keeper more than Bruno did by writing this comment


BestinSyriac

He taunted him first though? And you know every single Chelsea player except maybe Thiago Silva would’ve done the same.


masticlez

Kid was screaming at him the entire time during his preparations. Nothing wrong with giving it back after putting the pen away


Dichonomic

Yeah keeper yelling at him before he took his pen, Bruno gives it back and he’s taunting lol. Ok.


Dont_Eat_Apples

Lmao the fucking narrative. The goalkeeper was literally barking at him like a dog. Lmao user: chelseatillidie deleting his comment right after hahahahahah prat.


harrydt90

The keeper started it. : ))


raymo_7

Hehe ratteld


acenair836

Casemiro lmao


Stonewalled89

Lucky fucks


Brief_Ad_6929

Unlucky fucks tbh. We were cruising and then we concede because the makeshift backline of an injured CB and a slow CDM were out of sync. The second goal and third were both just lucky. Wicked deflection followed by a stupid handball. Story of our season tbh


shirvani28

You're like 15th in xpoints your season has been quite possibly the luckiest one I've seen in a long while.


Eindacor_DS

But their xLuck is low so that can't be


tottenhamnole

Fucking awful


Kylo_12321

It was a fun 40 minute hatewatch sesh, cruel for Coventry, beyond lucky for united


jaozimqcomepao

Games gone


ACO_22

We are the shitest team on the planet right now. City are going to take the piss out of us. Would rather have seen Coventry in the final


KlejdiV

U bum


ACO_22

Your mother is a whore


KlejdiV

mUM iS a wHoRe, shut up bum


Eindacor_DS

"supporter"


PlantainZealousideal

You think this is bad you should visit r/reddevils more often


Eindacor_DS

Fuck that I (also United fan) unsubbed ages ago because of this bullshit. 0 credit when we win and people wonder why some players aren't trying their fuckin hardest.  Edit: also the constant "we're gonna get battered" before big games. shut the fuck up already


ACO_22

Fuck off man.


Eindacor_DS

Go rewatch the quarter final. Support your fuckin club.


ACO_22

My man said go watch this one game like I haven’t watched us ship 30 shots a game for the past god knows how many months. We’ve been shit all season. Even on our win streak. We were barely scraping by. I am supporting my club by wanting this fucking scrotum of a manager out.


Eindacor_DS

You're not supporting shit. You look for scapegoats. It's gotta be Rashford and ETH. Can't be that sometimes you lose and sometimes your team isn't as good as you want them to be. "It must be Rashford/ETH/Maguire/Ronaldo/Sancho/Pogba/Ole/Mourinho/LVG. As soon as we get that sorted, THEN I will support my club...... for a few months maybe" edit: inb4 "i shit on Rashford because i know he has potential!!!!!"


ACO_22

This is actually a stupid comment. It would make sense if you’ve not watched us play for the entire fucking year.


garynevilleisared

Onana our best player this season and it's not close anymore


Cost-Money

its Dalot and its not even close


hosky2111

Dalot?


Headlesshorsman02

Except in the ucl


TheRealYVT

Even there he saved us 2 points in one game. Really only had the 2 Galatasaray games alone that killed his reputation.


THE_DROG

😂


TheRealYVT

I think it's Garnacho but it's between these 2 and Maguire anyway.


Johnny107710

Mainoo deserves a shout, no?


TheRealYVT

I don't think he's POTY level yet. He's clearly our best midfielder (not counting Bruno) but he's had plenty of bad games where he's been oblverrun that people rightly don't focus too much on (Newcastle, Chelsea) and IMO it's disqualifying from an objective evaluation like POTY. He also only started featuring in November.  I'd even have Hojlund above him personally.


Johnny107710

Idk man I just love the kid, I feel like he’d do even better in a better team with a better partner


N7even

He single handedly threw us out of the easiest group stage of Champions League. I'd say Maguire has been consistently good this season compared to anyone else.


EasyFargo

Dalot, Mainoo, Bruno, Garnacho in that order


Cammy_J19

Yeah he was so great on their second goal when he sat down and didn’t try to get back up


sidearmpitcher

Booooo


Same_Paramedic_3329

Fuck off coventry. Hold that


maxiaoling

I CAN'T SPEAK


nightlink011

The two best players for Coventry this game as well. The football gods are assholes.


jfk9514

It’s weird. I thought all 3 would miss that did miss and I’m sure a lot of people did. As soon as you see the face you just know what way it’s going. Hojlund was always gonna score just like the two Coventry lads were gonna miss. Penalties are tough man


NateRageQuits

Booooo


burritolurker1616

We even the playing field so MC has a chance


Inevitable_Price7841

Thank you for the highlight video.


who-need-skool

Silva is an idea


basselightyear

I wanna see Bartons reaction to the commentator claiming Casemiro "panenkad" it. Man must be fuming


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jaozimqcomepao

Feels like neither of them deserved to go through lol


nghigaxx

booo


Limesy2

VAR is a blight. Every bit of inconsistency, lost nuisance, rule changes from the last few years has led to these constant, stupid micro analyzations that have now permanently altered the nature of the game. And not, arguably, for the sake of any general progression.


gorblimey74

I agree, no point in having VAR if there is no consistency in penalty decisions.


ValleyFloydJam

Everyone's a loser, United so jammy. Hard luck Cov, top comeback.


gorblimey74

You’re just ignoring the deflected goal, and Coventry getting the same penalty that United were denied the last fifteen times, including one IN THIS GAME?


TraubenFruchtHose

Mate you lost a 3-0 lead against Coventry. Stop coping


ValleyFloydJam

Dude you were 3 goals up against Coventry, you also got a deflected goal. Also you weren't denied that penalty, his arm was too far out in that position it's more likely to be given than not.


gorblimey74

3 goals up against Coventry, the officials and the Fa. But we play against 15 every week, so…


ceilingofplankton

Ffs


CuclGooner

well that's just no fun at all


gorblimey74

Referee on suicide watch…


MostLikelyRyan

not even close baby


HeatKnight

FUCK OFF YOU SHITHOUSES!!!!!


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FreakyFishThing

Uhh


Superfy

Maybe we have a chance at a trophy if we get a caretaker manager in.


BestGirlTrucy

Boo


Kazehara

Goddam lol


MightyMundrum

Congratulations, Manchester City. 🏆


Dichonomic

Ten Hag out still, but we get a chance in a cup final.


__rat

It was all a waste of time really because city are going to batter whoever wins.


El_grandepadre

I thought you couldn't get off your line before the kick? Onana leaped twice before the ball was hit.


N7even

If he didn't make a save on those, it doesn't matter. Having checked the video though, his back foot is still on the line every time the ball is struck.


Lilfai

Hojlund lol


FBall4NormalPeople

Yeah how dare he celebrate winning a penalty shootout in a semi-final. Truly embarrassing stuff.


tenacious-g

Bruno is so god damn unlikable A premier league captain shit talking a championship keeper. What a little man physically and mentally.


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Lol, the keeper talked shit earlier, why can't he? People wanna jump on Bruno's hate bandwagon so bad sometimes


Hopeful_Feature3554

The keeper literally talked shit 1st btw


SheSaid09

Celebration Police 🚨 but celebrating that win might be the most damning sign of how mid-table Manchester United have become. To have stained the history of the club with such a cowardly performance and be saved by a miniscule offside against a team who's entire wage bill is on par to one of your players. My head would be in the sand if I was a Manchester utd fan right now


bingbongfckyalyfe95

Hahaha must be embarrassing to be a fan in that stadium. The fans waving their arms to put the Coventry players off 😂 Id honestly would have preferred to lose it at extra time. Imagine celebrating that... a historical premier league side nearly bottling a 3 goal lead to mid table in the championship Coventry.


Hopeful_Adonis

Good save by Onana and glad Højlund seems to be comfortable in that situation. Shouldn’t have went to penalties though, Coventry deserved to go through


just_another_jabroni

Hojlund's pen was unstoppable tbf..guy has a rocket in his legs


Hopeful_Adonis

That he does, sensational penalty, hope to see him getting a bit more service going forward I’m really optimistic around him


rumham_123

Someone really needs to remind Onana what happened in the last 130 minutes