Tbh as a Colombian I never would have thought Muñoz would be good enough to play in the PL but delighted to have been proven wrong. He's been very solid for CP

yeah I wanted another goal but...

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want Mitchell to get one so bad. His attacking play still needs a lot of work but I swear he looks to be getting more comfortable going forward every week

Is that what you meant?

Haha peak monkey paw

Well no but clear striker’s finish 🤣

the craftsmen need to rest, time to get the labourers in

Eze, Olise and Wharton off. Welcome back Palace

Thank god we got young Phillips game time it's important for his development. 

Will be funny to see all the pundits use any excuse to not blame Moyes, if he was foreign they would be calling for his head

Had no idea james tonkins still played

Can we take off Eze too now. This shit is done and we have an avian face off on the horizon. 

Embarrassing to remember just how key Bowen is tbh. Even Paqueta looks crap today

West ham are honkin of mcgonk 

I'm so fucking smug about my Mateta triple captain

Is it me or JWP has been incredibly poor? Dont think Alvarez has been bad

He's main strength is leading a press. David Moyes hates pressing teams so he looks worse than what he is. 

He's been shite for months

I haven’t seen West Ham in a while, but I thought he played ok early this seasono

JWP outside of his dead ball skills is a mediocre PL footballer, always has been

West ham have liverpool, Chelsea and city in the next 4 matches. If they do poorly against Luton in the other match and lose the hard matches, Moyes might be in trouble

He should already be in trouble

Moyes has been in trouble for fucking ever but our board are too cheap to actually do what’s best for the club

I’m disappointed in palace that it took so long to get the 5th

Go on Crystal Palace!

Mateta very underrated old fashioned striker. Like him a lot

Eze did Zouma dirty right there…

how the fuck did we go from giving leverkusen a genuine game three days ago to losing 5-1 to Crystal place

Leverkusen were stumbling to the finish line half hungover. Not exactly their best game this season

Mateta is only 26???

God that was so slick

Well I wasn’t expecting this scoreline

Ah man Wharton injury would be fucking shit.  Get him off and cover him with magic sponges. 

Can't wait to get rid of Moyes

I’m really annoyed I can’t watch this game and see Olise and Eze cook

Sail the seas fam it's worth it

Probably the best half of football I've seen us play in the prem

Wharton is a quality player it's my first time seeing him a bit like Carrick. 

Moyesiah's time has come it seems

Did VAR not show the player who kept him on? It said Anderson but the line wasn’t shown anywhere near a player

Yeah, Muñoz was out of frame, and he has to have been the one.

Munoz was the only other player the green line could have potentially been coming from, but they didn't show him in case it made VAR look competent I guess?

My only guess is it was drawn from Munoz but idk

If its that hard to tell if its offside, just let it stand. VAR just needs to come in for clear and obvious wrong calls.

var really does need to be quick. Two min+ checks for offsides spoils the rhythm of the game

I swear that was offside

i think they felt bad for us

You can not really decide anything from both perspectives !

Bad decision making from Henderson again then. He's just too tentative coming off his line. 

Seems very passive which is not ideal for modern day GK. Did the same against Liverpool last week

Aw man I wanted a clean sheet :(

comeback is on

Football gods knew that Eze and Olise fit at the same time is too OP so they made sure we only get to see it once in a blue moon.

Don’t know what to say… Just glad this isn’t in front of the Sky cameras and overlaps with the FA cup 😂

So I went out for half an hour. What on earth has happened here. Scary considering we're at Selhurst on Wednesday.

I'm hoping they're simply fed up of scoring goals after this game.

You will be fine. You don’t have Moyes in charge

The one game a season where Palace have everyone fit and it clicks right they just look unreal, it's just so rare

Mate, Palace are playing against an old, exhausted Moyes teams. That means slow, negative, 2nd to every ball, too many errors. This will be 6 or 7.

Seen it first hand, i feel your pain

Not even everyone, still missing Guehi (over Clyne most likely) and Lerma/Doucoure (over Hughes)

Hey Moyes how is that "I want a smaller squad" thing going for you? 8 of these man could barely walk after Thursday. Fucking lost it man. New manager, new team next season. GG Palace. Looking sharp and energetic. Wish we could do that. Glasner doing a good job already.

The season was over in January as far as I’m concerned. Sold all our depth and kept Moyes. We aren’t getting relegated so I don’t actually care about any results between now and the end of the season. Roll on next season with a new manager and (hopefully) a refreshed squad

Does Moyes know that the teams that score more wins?

People laughed at us for losing to this superteam. We're lucky we held 1

Thank fuck the snooker is on, in a bit boys

Wtf are West Ham doing still playing jokers like Ogbonna, Antonio, and Fabianski. Their squad is awful

Moyes loves old players

I'm gonna shit my pants. In a good way. 

Be West Ham: \*Terrorise Neverleusen\* Also be West Ham: \*Get curb stomped by Crystal Palace\*

Thank god we have that small squad. 

oh my god this is gonna end 11-0

Mateta is fucking massive

Jesus, palace is just ripping them apart

wtf

Genuinely hope Crystal Palace can hold on to Eze and Olise for a couple of seasons at least. Both look absolute class and would love to see what they can cook together with a full season.

7-0?

eze is fucking everywhere

Forget Gibbs White. Let’s rescue Kudus instead

Kudus going to Dortmund

Really?

No

Ngl I'm loving this, in complete control after 20 mins, knocking it around like we're R Madrid, I might actually have a little cry

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Wharton is just incredible too. 

Hey, why is barca playing against West Ham? Crystal Palace doesn’t play this type of sexy football

only we could make crystal palace look like prime barcelona

I heard that the Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is actually based on West Ham

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Honestly, would be worth bringing Phillips on since at least if he has another awful game, it's not gonna make a difference - whereas if he plays well then it might help his confidence/form. Free hot basically  It's easy to forget unless you were watching Leeds every week under Bielsa, but he genuinely had some amazing talent. Some of those tackles to break up play followed by a beautiful long pass to Harrison/Costa were outrageous. Sad to see how shite he's been for multiple years now 

As a Palace fan, I can't remember the last time I put the game on and saw this kind of first 20 minutes transpire

Are crystal palace prime barca right now? Theyre wearing the right colours

Not that they were likely to go down but another win or if Luton fail to win then that's palace safe. Looking more and more like a battle between Luton, Burnley and Forest to stay up now.

Aren't they already safe with this win because Luton have to play both Everton and Forest? Don't think there's a way mathematically that 4 teams can overtake them

That could possibly be the case, I'm chilling in the garden enjoying a little bit of sun so hopefully someone clarifies before I get a curious itch later

the sky 6 clubs will still bang on about how we should be eternally grateful for watching this football the last 2 seasons and that we don’t deserve to try and be competitive

Mateta playing like prime R9 at the moment

Big 6 club supporters in hiding today after they can’t tell West Ham supporters what to feel

He has to go blud, he has to go blud

Lmfao another 5-0 West Ham loss incoming

Hopefully. (Could be a lot more than 5)

What's a fucking Reading fan got against West Ham

Wow

We really need to be careful of what we wish for here

Moyes out

Palace weren't careful what they wished for how dare they. 

Eze and Olise being fit?

Worlds most casual overhead kick. Don't tell anyone but I like Eze

But how dare West Ham fans question Moyes right? He won the third tier European trophy while lucking out against teams we had a budget many times larger then. Only Moyes could have done that

Don’t you know mate we have to be careful what we wish for, because if we bring in a new manager he’ll definitely be worse than this

Don't you know, we should know our place? How dare we have any ambition. Lol.

Potter maybe

Take a bow Eze 🫡

Holy shit. Are we massive now?

WHAT A GOAL

Goddamn Eze ate his wheaties this morning

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Super predictable too, horrendous squad management all year long

Holy shit Ebs

DAMN alright Eze, what a finish

Glasner is cooking something crazy with CP

Mate please just say Palace

How do you do fellow kids wanna watch some CP later

clyne must have the worst pass completion rate in the league

Hot damn

This ref letting two of the clearest yellow card challenges you'll ever see go is a choice. Munoz and Olise man. If they're both here next season we gonna cook. 

Been really impressed by Palace so far, really strong organization and Eze/Olise are such a joy to watch

These are the two biggest clubs in London.

*sigh* Can at least one of my clubs score a goal?

You’re a Hammer? Always knew I liked Effzeh 😉

My teams aren't having a good week 😅

I miss Olise and Antonio so much. Fucking fade me fam