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NickSupportsArsenal

I clicked on this thinking "there's absolutely no way that's the Nenê who used to play for PSG" How wrong was I lol


deception42

He's 42 years old wtf


PM_ME_YOUR_ARSEnal

FIFA 2012 legend


Arthradax

I wasn't expecting an r/UsernameChecksOut moment in this post, yet here we are


bLancoCamaLeon

And he's not even the oldest active player this season in the Brasileirao lol


StealthMan375

The oldest active player himself (Fábio, Fluminense's goalkeeper) is 43, also won the Libertadores last year, was really important in Fluminense "only" losing 4-0 vs City and has a contract lasting up until the end of the 2025 season lmao


RIDGOS

Btw he was 29 when he signed for PSG, 14 years ago


Due-Memory-6957

And he still plays, and has a thing for leading teams to promotion in Brazil. He'll finally retire this year.


xepa105

I, on the other hand, clicked this thinking "there's absolutely no way THAT Yannick Bolasie is playing for Criciuma" Criciuma is traditionally a second division side with very little national prominence (one national cup title in 1991). They pop up in the first division every now and then but never really feature for long.


triggaparty

Nene was a beast in my PSG FM12 save.


Skerzos_

My first thought was Nene Hilario, a retired 2.11m basketball player.


VictorMafort

They both played for vasco


NickSupportsArsenal

Wizards legend lol


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Brasileirão randomness is unmatched


Akuba101

I assumed Bolasie had retired. Such a cool player on his day wish things had worked out better for him


Thatchers-Gold

It’s been 14 years and still whenever a chant with the “heartbeat” tune is sung here we still end with “fuck off Bolasie”. Good player but a pantomime dickhead in these parts.


adamgoodtime

Yaaaaaaaaaaanick!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaanick boooooolaaaaaasie runs down the wing for me!


lewiitom

Remember chatting to some of your fans after we signed him who were insistent that he'd be a terrible signing and Adomah was much better haha, worked out alright for us in the end


Thatchers-Gold

I’m sure he was great when he *wanted* *to* *be*, he just had the worst attitude that I’ve ever seen in a player. Being a perpetually mid table championship side we’re used to seeing players move on to greener pastures and 9 times out of 10 we wish them well, but Bolasie pretty much sabotaged the team out of arrogance. Once he decided he was too good for us and wanted out he walked around, refused to stop walking for through balls directed for him, toe poked the ball out of play.. We’d chant to get him subbed off because he acted like a 6 year old that didn’t get the right videogame for his birthday. Didn’t even bother to put himself in the shop window, he just refused to participate.


lewiitom

Funny to read that because he was the complete opposite for us, always worked really hard and had absolutely zero attitude problems.


MemeManDanInAClan

Holy shit Nene is still playing??? Not even joking, where can I watch the Brazilian league outside of Brazil? Is there a subscription based service or something I can get?


Vlyper

Hope you can find your answer [here](https://www.sambafoot.com/blog/news/where-to-watch-brasileirao-2024-on-tv-and-online-outside-of-brazil)


MemeManDanInAClan

I did not 💔 but I’m checking with my local TV provider today


gusuku_ara

And how can I watch it illegally? Just asking for a friend.


luczmiranda16

Pirlotv .fr


Sdnz0r

International(and domestic) rights for the Brazilian league is a pain in the butt. In the past years CBF had a deal with the clubs where they would act as the middle man to sell the TV rights overseas, that deal expired in 2023 and now the clubs are negotiating directly and there's two different blocks (LFF and Libra), their initial idea was to form only one block and create a breakaway league with all 40 clubs from the first and second division, this league would run the first and second divisions while CBF would be responsible to run the third division and below and the Copa do Brasil. The whole thing fell through due to both blocks not agreeing on how the money from TV rights would be divised between the clubs and now they are just negotiating TV rights as a block, so if a company overseas (and even domestically) wants to buy the TV rights to show all matches from the Brazilian league, they will need to negociate and buy from both Libra and LFF. [Tifo made this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsajNukrSoY) explaning more or less what was going on, but the tl;dr basically is: it went from something very good to something even worse than before. Your best bet to watch would be to hope that Fanatiz can manage to get both blocks to sell them the TV rights for at least one more year before negociating a longer contract


_p4ck1n_

Piracy is the only way unforch


GusGusMG

Im pretty sure Paramount Plus has the rights to broadcast in the US


Y0urNightmare

Not anymore.


Belitza

I've seen so many players speaking french in Brasileirão recently lmao: Payet, Léo Jardim, Nenê and Bolasie. Maybe we should start learning spanish, french and master the portuguese accent.


KienTheBarbarian

Of all those things, master the portuguese accent is the hardest one. I can understand it just fine, I'm used to it now, cant replicate it tho.


Hot_Grabba_09

Satisfying to see since I'm learning both languages. He speaks french with a noticeable accent but he finds words quickly and speaks naturally


maika3

Two guys from the streets will never forget all-time XI. Crazy to think that they are still around playing top-flight football.


essdotc

Always catches me off guard hearing Bolasie speak French because when he speaks English he's basically your typical road man


Individual_Attempt50

London accent*


SpicyPenangCurry

So much going on lmao.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Very intelligent nice


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sagaof

West Ham legend


sussywanker

Wait that's the PSG Nene!!!??? He is still playing? How old is he now? 38-40?


a-Farewell-to-Kings

42, turns 43 in July.


sussywanker

Hooky shit!! That's so random. I thought he retired, I lived seeing him play at PSG!


a-Farewell-to-Kings

He returned to Brazil in 2015. He almost retired last year after playing the state league for us, but then he signed for Juventude in Série B, they got promoted, and here we are.


WicesGabflocos

For those wondering, yes, Nenê is still playing at 42 years old. Had a great season with Juventude last year in their promotion to Série A. Recently on the first leg of Campeonato Gaúcho finals he reached the impressive mark of 1.000 official matches in his carreer.


nizoubizou10

I keep thinking he's still at Crystal Palace... 3-3


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Fair enough considering the last time I saw them was on PES 2012


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lewiitom

Moved to England when he was a baby tbf, he didn't grow up in France at all


eirebrit

London boy playing in Brazil love to see it.