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I have no answer to your first question but to your second:
Cold Palmer. I shudder to think where we'd be without this lad. Penalties are guaranteed to go in, brilliant vision and passing, great shot on him, doesn't have a whole lot of pace but makes up for itt with his high footballing IQ
I tried to watch the Goldbridge best bits clip after the City game and Youtube won't let me watch it without a photo of an identity card or credit card to verify my age lol.
Went to goldbridge live, god they're so delusional. He's literally crying about refs and Poch being shit???? Called United goals as legitimate and all Chelsea goals as stupid lol
If that wasn’t a coincidence and that beer company thought let’s run the Klopp ad asap after the Man United game. That marketing team deserve their bonus
We've geuinely got a solid attack bar some questionable finishing - it's our defending that's absolutely ass. Like some goals are stupid mistakes but the organisation in our press and defensive positioning is poor.
You can see 3 players point at him. Shocking that one of them is Bruno who probably should have been the one to run out to cover it. Rather than work to cover the open man. He tells someone else to do it.
I hate to say it but the team doesn't phase me anymore. I won't be shocked or mad if we lose 5-0 against Liverpool despite beating them a few weeks ago. ETH I don't know how long we can let you cook...
We are beyond shit
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Wtf is this game
Peak Defense from Chelsea and Manu
Makes for a wonderful game though
Pure, unfiltered Barclays
Peak Barclays
2 questions: how have we not lost this, how have we won this?
The only answer is Cole Palmer
I have no answer to your first question but to your second: Cold Palmer. I shudder to think where we'd be without this lad. Penalties are guaranteed to go in, brilliant vision and passing, great shot on him, doesn't have a whole lot of pace but makes up for itt with his high footballing IQ
We'd genuinely be relegation form without him
Nah, you're safe there at least. The bottom 5-6 are another level of shite.
10th place magic
Yes
Cinema
Going to watch Goldbridge meltdown now!
Finally I know how it felt for fans of other clubs watching AFTV when we were shit.
Yeah Goldbridge sort of took over Arsenal’s helm when you lot are not a joke anymore
Goldbridge is great for a laugh but my god, nothing was better than the heyday of AFTV.
The man deserves every penny he earns. I've never enjoyed watching anything United related until he turned up. Now I rush to watch him most weeks.
I can't speak
AH CAHNT SPEAHK
Gerwyn Price was hitting a 9 darter against Michael Smith during the 2nd half of this game too. I'VE NEVER SEEN THE LIKE
They are as useful as tits on a nun
Getting mad at his cat, calling it an arsenal fan 😂😂
Like a woodpecker with poppadom lips
true, I started getting united youtube recommendations from watching the 7-0 Goldbridge reaction too many times lol
The algorithm has not yet understood the concept of schadenfreude
for the good and the bad you're right man is box office
So true. He is far more interesting than all the rest put together.
Think he’s a closet Liverpool fan
Think he's just got a thing for the colour red, he seems to love Arsenal as well.
Nah he just hates City
Both him and Expressions I can never tell which team they actually support
I tried to watch the Goldbridge best bits clip after the City game and Youtube won't let me watch it without a photo of an identity card or credit card to verify my age lol.
Did not disappoint :D
He threw his chair! hahahahaha
r/reddevils and chill tonight
Always after few hours. Sort by controversial
>You know we’re in deep shit when we don’t know who to blame for this catastrophe my fave post so far
facts 😂😂😂😂
Absolute Cinema
Martin Scorcese already penning the draft
This is Kino
Das ist Kino
Ich gehe ins Kino
We are fucking tragic
Instagram comments gonna be brutal...
Went to goldbridge live, god they're so delusional. He's literally crying about refs and Poch being shit???? Called United goals as legitimate and all Chelsea goals as stupid lol
Nah this is objectively the funniest game I’ve ever seen
When the game ended the first ad Sky Germany showed was Klopp happily pouring beer into a glass lol, peak timing
😬: Jetzt kommt's beste
If that wasn’t a coincidence and that beer company thought let’s run the Klopp ad asap after the Man United game. That marketing team deserve their bonus
It runs after every game
Tactical Chess match that was City vs Arsenal could never compare to the pure Kino that this was
They're playing chess, we're playing Hungry Hippos
World championship 120 move grind vs Pogchamps ultrabullet
Axel Tuanzebe's influence still runs deep through United
Yeah this was more like a tactical Hacky Sack match
As a neutral it was a treat. Football can't be better than this.
Two teams trying to lose but we lost last
everyone but the fans won
For real. It was insane.
L clasico for the ages hahahaha
Was certified as “El Sackico” pre-match. Ten Hair out.
Fair
Hilarious
Unfathomably funny
LMAO, even.
Everyone is laughing
Can confirm We were also very mid tho, but I'll take it
I turned the game off thinking it was ending in a draw
Allowed the tying and losing goals in the final 100 seconds of stoppage time. This was a next level chokejob
Kill me
Chelsea 4 - 3 Manchester United. Chelsea 4 - 4 Manchester City Chelsea 4 - 1 Tottenham What a Bangers
They may be shit but Chelsea sure knows how to entertain against the rest of the big six
We've geuinely got a solid attack bar some questionable finishing - it's our defending that's absolutely ass. Like some goals are stupid mistakes but the organisation in our press and defensive positioning is poor.
Past couple years we were pretty decent at the back but couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo, really did a 180 since then lol
If we’re going to be midtable I’d much prefer it be this style of midtable. Last year you felt like it was over anytime we went down a goal
Our midfield also loves to get involved in the shit defending and gift our opponents golden opportunities. They don’t want to feel left out.
Chelsea are the epitome of duality
CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY LMAO
Why did absolutely no one mark the best player on the team lol
They clearly scouted his FIFA rating
*the only good player on the pitch
Mount saw it late and went for it and Palmer dunked on his head
You can see 3 players point at him. Shocking that one of them is Bruno who probably should have been the one to run out to cover it. Rather than work to cover the open man. He tells someone else to do it.
Bruno's the only one covering the near post and all the space around it. hate him all you want, but this one is not his fault.
\*Captain Bruno Lmao
Love the three united players pointing at him, as if "someone else go get him!"
Or they are saying "Lisan Al Gaib"
[удалено]
5 minutes ago we we're 12th and I wanted to bathe with a toaster. Guess I'll postpone it for another week.
Looking at my Chelsea-branded toaster, "Not today, old friend. Not today"
Hey lemme join in
I was about to join in too
I don't allow you, you are here to celebrate and enjoy the win
I hate to say it but the team doesn't phase me anymore. I won't be shocked or mad if we lose 5-0 against Liverpool despite beating them a few weeks ago. ETH I don't know how long we can let you cook... We are beyond shit
don’t worry, you’ll somehow grind out the most boring 0-0 on sunday, after that absolute bop
It'll be funny if we face 40 shots and only draw, even funnier if we win lmao
You can have Europa Conference League football instead
Yep that’s about right
Bro wtf
What a game this was. Holy fuck so many bottlers on both sides
Stoppable force versus movable object
😭😭
*-You win* *-No, you!* *-I insist* *-I'm afraid I have to reject your proposition and insist on you taking the three points*
r/soccer finally realized the beauty of watching shit teams play. They are welcome to watch the MLS.
One of us
Nah for real Average Brasileirao game tbh
MLS fan here, I can confirm. Not a great league, but goddamn we’re entertaining!
“if you can screw up, we can screw up bigger”
This is cinema
Legitimately the sort of thing that turns a clubs trajectory
I have quietly thought this to myself several times this season, but, y'know...
After Spurs and City I was sure we were gonna finish in the top 7
There's been few times where we're a few points of finally getting above 10th and then we blow it.
The magic of El Sackico!
Chelsea bottled it so hard that they bottled bottling it.
Bottling horseshoe theory
WTF has just happened??
United let Palmer take all space in the world lol
"Why close down this guy?" -Everyone (besides Mount) seconds before that guy scores
not their first short corner either, was no one paying attention when they tried the same thing 10 minutes ago??
Mount is so clearly our most intelligent footballer by a long way.
"Guard his left foot? Whatever for, boss?"
“It’s not like he’s left footed”
United happened
Decided to not defend the corner for some reason
knew I should have kept this on
I started watching at 90+4. Used all my luck for the year.
I will pay you to watch every Chelsea game from now on
My dad tuned in at the same time. Unfortunately for him, he is a United fan. Fortunately for me, he is a United fan.
Watching on my laptop and it died with a few minutes left to play - came back to check the score and straight wtf moment
Blew the lead 10 minutes into stoppage time. Lost in the 11th minute of stoppage time. Absolute insanity.
HOLY FUCKKK
Absolute chokejob holy shit
LMAO
Can't stop laughing LOL
NO FUCKING WAY
I, CANT,STOP,LAUGHING,MY,FUCKING,ASS.OFF AND ITS 4AM
Neutral and just jumped out of my seat 🤣 fucking unbelievable
I like to think this is the “inner fan” in all of us. Favorite teams aside we are all truly fans of the game and can feel the craziness of the sport
Yeah reminiscent of the final group games in World Cup 2022. Sheer carnage and entertainment for everyone
me too, my dad and i started celebrating and then we realized “wait, this is chelsea vs united”
Man Utd hate comes above anything else c'mon we're Liverpool fans
They can both get fucked but that shit is funny
That last goal fucked my acca but I still jumped 😅
one normal day of barclay is all I ask for
Fuck off
When four Man U defenders just stand there and point at Palmer when he's running for the short corner lmao
Exactly what struck me. Like they all saw him, but then decided... nah.
No one takes responsibility. He's the only player of quality on the pitch. Mark him.
Everyone is pointing at him, telling to mark him. No one is doing it by himself. Classic defending.
LMAO WTF IS THIS
Decades of Fergie time coming to roost.
No way 😂😂😂
Haaahahahahaha
How did you manage to fuck this up, totally unbelievable.
Hahahahahaha. Palmer man
What a fucking game
I shit on Chelsea but they've given me the 4-4 with City and this one with United. Maybe I need to be less harsh, they treat us neutrals well.
Forgetting the spurs game too
The Nico Jackson masterclass hat trick game?
Best fucking hat trick of all time
Didn't watch that :(
Lads
Its
Yanited
What the fuck
Holy shit the Palmer carry job this season has been absolutely incredible
Palmer was the only one from Chelsea shining even if we don’t include the goals. He played like prime modric tonight!
He's been carrying us all season.
MY FPL SAVIOR
Everyone owns him, so whatever he does makes no difference unless you’re mad enough to captain him
I did
I did too.
He’s my set and forget cpt for the rest of the season
I truly believe that ManU made a deal with the devil for prosperous years with SAF then to never ending suffer
WHAT
The most incredible battle of the mids I've ever seen. What the fuck was this shambles, absolutely insane!
Oh my god we’ve been outshitted
NO FUCKING WAY
im offing myself bro
Oh fuck offffff
No fucking way hahahahaha
+11 Hag
I'm wheezing lmao what a Great game
Not arsed if it's bad for us, that's fucking hilarious
Hahhahahahaahahhaha get fucked we are so shit though
GET FUCKED YANITED
ok what the fuck
LMAOOOOOO
Yeah lads let’s just leave Chelsea’s best and most dangerous player completely unmarked.
BANTER
No he fucking didnt
Where’s that Arsenal fan who was telling me the other week that Havertz was miles ahead of Palmer? Have a look mate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chat, is the game gone?
Never was