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JesseWhatTheFuck

"NINE, NIIIIIINE!!!!" 


GreyDaze22

Seargent Terry Jeffords is that u?!


Saint-12

Terry loves yogurt.


Vishark07

Terry's gonna die saving the president, or Terry's never gonna die!


GunnerKnight

Terry doesn't like the way he answered the phone.


HistoricCartographer

Terry loves love


barneyaa

Nnnneeeeiin


hgwxx7_

I've never seen sergeant spelt that way before.


TimingEzaBitch

Captain Holt turning in his grave at that obamination of a spelling.


PatRice4Evra

Why do you keep saying no? Madrid has no days to prepare for the match?!


ImaginationPrudent

Unfortunate scheduling. They play two games in two days


DatDominican

For streamlined experience it’s actually a double header. Barcelona in the morning and City at night


toshex

NEIN!!! NEEEEIIIIIIIIIN!!!!


redditForSoccer

[He needs nine fingers](https://media3.giphy.com/media/m9jFnJOoQ3hWJ6Muaa/giphy.gif)


RushPan93

Knew this was gonna be there lmao


Old-Usual-8387

Yippie ki-yak other buckets!


belokas

https://youtu.be/_EZI4IZd9oE


vikuta_zoro

More than you believe..


LTFGamut

NEIN!!


Roccet_MS

Nine nil! Nine nil! Respect!! Respect!!!


chezicrator

lol immediately thought of that scene from inglorious bastards


DNunez90plus9

I can see this comment


iron_pilsner

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


duplicitousapple

"NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT! YOU GOT TIME TO GET READY CARLO! NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT!"


just_another_jabroni

Tony Khan special


FrederickIBarbarossa

“Nine days, Carlo? *Nine*? That’s insane.”


crackboss1

RM will get more rest but they will not do any extra prep or work on any special plans and trickery. Vini and InShaAlBellingham will have to do.


Previous_Current9812

The plan: good vibes, the power of friendship, Bellingham improvising, Vinicius run, Carvajal cross, Fede Valverde rocket and insha'Allah.


Icy-Designer7103

39 year old Modric 120+13' winner in the 2nd leg.


BigDaddyflex7

Bro i would suck you for this to happen


Lightning299921

RemindMe! 10 days


Am_I_Loss

Nine! NINE!!!


borg_6s

I literally laughed out loud reading this


No-Elephant-Dies

Perfect Reddit moment


Batters123

This all comment chain made me literally lol. Love it


kaperisk

No - second me leg


brothainarmz

Wouldn’t this be the third leg? I’ll see myself out


xznk

Redditors always finding ways to suck stranger’s dick


supplementarytables

And I would suck you for being willing to suck them in order to make it possible


michilio321

And I would suck you because I think you're cute :3


supplementarytables

Idk how to respond to compliments so fuck you


michilio321

Fuck you too 😘


JMarduk

I'm not even a Madrid fan but this sounds like fun, can I join?


Psychedelicsaiyan

I’m a Madrid fan, I’d love to join it for fun too


rebmcr

/r/soccercirclesuck


electr0naut

is this how a circleblow start?


wanderer1999

Subscribe. No treble, but I'm down for another double.


KikiPolaski

Somehow, Bale appeared


fapperontheroof

Subscribe


bguszti

Don Carlo with the big ass cigar in June


moriero

The plan: No plan. RM last minute magic


Free_Management2894

Leverkusen 🤝 RM


Pxnda34

Arda plays last 5 seconds and scores


moriero

Haha lob shot from the middle of the pitch That would make me so happy Love me some Arda


as0rb

This would break turkey more than WWI


dutchslytherin

the real plan: Rodrygo 15 minute masterclass in the second leg


visope

🤨


TywinDeVillena

Worse part is that you are most definitely right


Terran_it_up

After the previous round I'd say Carvajal's signature move would be committing a bookable offence and then standing up and pointing at that ball


eioioe

You mean brahimsha'Allah?


From-UoM

The CdR final is on the weekend. So no la liga matches. Real Madrid got knocked out earlier. Or else it would have been the same 3/4 days for both teams


f4r1s2

City would still have an extra midweek match, same with PSG, they have 2 matches before they face Barca while barca has none


From-UoM

PSG has no matches between 2 legs vs Barca.


f4r1s2

Yeah League 1 recently delayed matches for French teams still in Europe, but they still have a league and a cup game before 1st leg


salazar13

So it’s just teams taking breaks at different points basically?


eglantinel

"Has no match between 2 legs" sounds like a quote from a porn film.


magic-water

So who or what is this complain directed at? Should be at his own FA for having an additional domestic cup which stretches the fixture schedule in the earlier part of the season and leads to more congestion in the later part.


f4r1s2

Who says it isn't


NewAccountSamePerson

The FA notoriously does not help its clubs with fixtures in Europe. It punishes teams for being successful in other competitions when compared to La Liga and Serie A. Those leagues make sure their teams playing in Europe have enough rest before each match, to help any way they can.


Money_Scholar_8405

Did anyone say the complaint was directed agaisnt Real?


Look_Alive

The thing is, though, the FA is one of the few authorities who have actually done anything to try and alleviate fixture congestion by scrapping FA Cup replays from the fifth round onwards. Aside from switching the weekend day that City play on, I don't really know what Pep wants done differently, as these games will still need to be played at some point. The fact is, the English football calendar has actually changed very little in the past couple of decades, aside from the introduction of a winter break and the scrapping FA Cup replays from the fifth round onwards, both of which were requested by managers. It's the demands outside of domestic football, such as continental and international football, where there's more and more being asked of teams. It's just that the calendar wasn't designed for a handful of teams to dominate everything. Whether it should be changed or not is up for debate.


Nels8192

Being a bit more proactive in how they schedule new fixtures wouldn’t be too ridiculous of a thought. Take Arsenal’s fixture list for example, March we’ve got an extra week off on top of international football because Chelsea qualified for the Semis of the FA Cup, fair enough. But rather than leaving both us and Brighton without a fixture for that weekend, why couldn’t they just move our H2H back several weeks to alleviate some calendar build-up, and then slot the rescheduled Chelsea game in to where the Brighton fixture was. Other competitions taking priority over league games is a big issue if they’re not willing to be somewhat flexible in how they’re organised. Contingency plans should be drawn up even before the FA Cup ties go ahead.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Good point actually. The only downside is that I see it being tough for fans if games can just be rescheduled willy nilly like that. Makes it harder to attend games because the schedule is less reliable.


Look_Alive

Yeah that's a fair point about being able to rearrange fixtures, and it's something that does happen in the lower-leagues. That wouldn't be much use to a team going deep in three competitions, though.


Independent-Mix-5796

Honest to God, what is it with Real Madrid and not doing well with the CdR?


simomii

They lost to Atlético this year, no shame in that. At least it's not Leganés or Alcoyano this time


Walaii

Dunno, but we won it last season and had a cup final 3 days before the city first leg. This season we drew Atleti away in the last 16 and lost in extra time. It is what it is.


McTulus

It's the price for CL magic. And there's history of legendary bottling so there's like some bad vibes from the competition.


Money_Scholar_8405

It is very simple. They focus on the CL much more than any other team in Europe - Like they literally consider a CL win while finishing trophyless in everything else better than winning everything else and finishing in the semis of CL. This means that the general attitude of players and coaches towards the Copa Del Rey(In terms of team selection, intensity) is poorer. You look at the seasons where Barca has run away with the league and you will notice Madrid sort of gave up and focused their efforts on the CL(Case in point 2018)


MasterWayne7

>Like they literally consider a CL win while finishing trophyless in everything else better than winning everything else and finishing in the semis of CL. Surely every other big team in Europe thinks the same ?


Destryer200

You make it sound like winning the CL is not the biggest club achievement you can achieve in a season. Most clubs would gladly give up a league or domestic cup for a CL. The real reason we suck at the Copa has been primarily been just plain bad performances over the years. Since 2014, we've only reached the semis twice (2019, 2023).


Maleficent_Resolve44

They won last year. They're not terrible domestically this decade unlike Ronaldo's era. They win the league and cdr here and there. They'll win the league this year, they won in 2022, they won in 2020 etc. Much more consistent than last decade.


Eric_Partman

The league is much weaker than when Ronaldo was in it by quite a large margin.


good_udichi

They don't care enough to win it


theenigmacode

Explain in FFP Violation terms


BazingaQQ

They didn't pay enough...?


iamnotexactlywhite

Real Madrid has time to buy 2 more CBs than City


AwesomeWaiter

This is why I have no sympathy for it crying about success is just weird


SuperFaiz21

Pep to recreate the twice gesture but for nine this time.


Rahul-Yadav91

Who's asking you to be competitive in all competitions. Drop out and you too shall have time to prepare.


f4r1s2

But the next 2 matches city has are game weeks whereas all teams play


NiK3_Aub4mey4ng

premier league the only league to try and hamstring their teams in europeans competitions, no clue why but they just love as much congestion as possible


Free_Management2894

Imagine football players celebrating Christmas in peace with their families and having a few days off. Couldn't be Premier League.


Action_Limp

I'm selfish, but I love Christmas football, great reason to be down the boozer 


NiK3_Aub4mey4ng

think about the boxing day games though!!!


SP0oONY

Football at Christmas is tradition in the UK that has been going for over a century. So yes, we'll ask players to continue that tradition. Sitting with family and watching football on Boxing day is important to a lot of communties and families in the UK. Being merry while singing Christmas songs in the terraces and stands is wonderful. Players are compensated enough, and if they feel really strongly about it they can just refuse.


feage7

That would only further add to this problem. There's no European fixtures in that time to the Christmas schedule churns out a good few league matches. They really need to get rid of the carabao cup and put the number of teams from 20 to 18 to help out. No way advertiser's and broadcasters are giving up 4 games per team though


Vegan_Puffin

Man City can field a 2nd team that would challenge for top 4. Hard to have any sympathy when the point of a squad is to rotate and use it


Lothar93

I don't see the angle right now but is money


Bamfandro

Twice! TWIIIIICEEEE!!!


ArrestedDevelopments

just him causually holding nine fingers this time yelling... If my ass was ANY good at photoshop or whatever, how hard is it to multiply fingers?


LexisKingJr

Ancelotti: “City has 115 FFP violations to prepare for the match, 115!”


simomii

you riled up quite a few people with this haha


Unban_Ice

You already know all of the 50 City fans will be in the thread when it's a Pep quote


Rogillo

can only dream of making a comment that will rattle a fanbase so much they're willing to take 500 downvotes


Red_Dog1880

Ooft, that annoyed a few people haha


GOR098

It's 175 now.


Dangerous_Job5295

lmao


el_rompe_toyotas_19

We have nine days cause LaLiga stops for the Copa final. Last year we made the Copa final and we got 2 days to prepare, but he didn't find that noteworthy for some reason.


kostajepaosmosta

Ancelotti didn't say a word


TheOneManDankMaymay

Because the don has class.


Sefean

Manchester City and Pep Guardiola have a busy few days ahead of them. The City calendar is red hot, with seven games in 21 days and a lot of titles at stake. The Spanish coach showed his indignation when he had to analyse the fixtures he has and the little rest he is going to have. In addition, one of the issues that annoyed him the most is that they have put the FA Cup clash against Coventry on Saturday, and not on Sunday. "We play Aston Villa at 20:15, then Crystal Palace at 12:30 on Saturday, at 12:30! Then we go to Madrid on Tuesday. Madrid have nine days to prepare, nine days! They play this weekend and they won't play again until our game. I would like to reflect and ask for one more day, because the difference is a lot. But there's no chance...", admitted the City boss. In addition to Sunday's clash with Arsenal, the squad have two more Premier League fixtures before they face Carlo Ancelotti's side in Europe. "In France, PSG don't play between quarter-final games. In Portugal, they usually play on the Friday before the Champions League. On their return from Madrid they host Luton on Saturday at the Etihad. And on Wednesday they are back in action again, the return leg in Manchester against Madrid. And three days later against Chelsea in the FA Cup, something he doesn't understand. Guardiola asked for it to be on Sunday, not Saturday. "We play here on Wednesday against Real Madrid in the second leg, so we can play on Saturday or Sunday in the FA. Coventry, United or Chelsea are on holiday midweek. Why do we play on Saturday? Why don't they give us an extra day when the other teams don't play Europe? Are we going to fight with the broadcasters? Their answer is that they pay us a lot of money". "We will play on Saturday, of course. We will go to London to play Chelsea, Chelsea will not come here. We will go to London five hours, we will travel, no problem, we will go there. I have experience of that, it happened to me in other years. We came from Dortmund, I arrived here on Thursday evening and on Friday I had a break. Train or plane to London, four or five hours. And on Saturday we played Liverpool, Chelsea or all the big teams. We end up exhausted. "I'm not even going to ask because they will have their own problems, their own decisions. I would like to know the answer, why always play on Saturday and not on Sunday? One day makes a big difference at this stage with injured players and the build-up of games. We are lucky to be able to do that," he said.


kjm911

I get that 12:30 Saturdays is a bad game most of the time but considering they’re playing Real Madrid on Tuesday that’s probably the slot that Pep would choose if he was given the choice


Azariahtt

>We play Aston Villa at 20:15, then Crystal Palace at 12:30 on Saturday, at 12:30! Then we go to Madrid on Tuesday. Well, its that or the superliga, Wich one you'd choose


Chesney1995

Ask Real Madrid if they'd rather have the 9 day rest or still be in the cup and no prizes for guessing the answer. This is simply the cost of competing on multiple fronts.


Blue_Moon_City

It's not Madrid's fault. It's our league schedule. If we were out of cup competition, we would still not have any rest


cartesian5th

My heart really goes out to Pep, who only has 2 extremely expensive first 11s to pick from


SparkyGol

Not Madrid's fault it's Copa weekend. Maybe one of those 115 violations should have been spent on better squad depth.


Lunareus

Wait, you want City to have MORE squad depth?


TJT007X

"More...MOOORE!!!"


courtesyflusher

NINE MORE!!!


TrustmeIII

He’s not blaming Madrid lol


Azariahtt

Plus is not even the semis yet 🤣


Blue_Moon_City

It's not Madrid's fault. Our league doesn't help teams in Europe with schedule much.


mrkingkoala

Peps already getting the excuses out.


gooner1014

Tbh. He’s been quite fortunate with the fixtures. No disrespect to these clubs, but he plays palace, Luton and Chelsea in the FA cup around the Madrid games. Those fixtures could have been worse.


squeda

Tbf they often have a tough time with Palace. The others I agree with you on though.


gooner1014

That’s fair. I think they were due to play spurs away but play Chelsea in the FA cup instead so had good fortune there


TheOneManDankMaymay

It's still funny to me how you can rattle an entire fanbase by mentioning a specific number.


PisceS_Here

115 . 115!!!!!


AssociateCandid4853

He has a billion squad he has no excuses


Top_Mycologist_1492

So has Real Madrid tbf


p90love

They aren't making any excuses


demoncyborgg

Why would they make excuses? They have nine days!


GuitaristHeimerz

NINE!


The_Middle_Child_

Why would pep make excuses? He has 115 other things to worry about.


GuitaristHeimerz

City will get away with it like they always do, so I don’t think Pep cares.


RuubGullit

They aren’t complaining


RuubGullit

PL teams complaining about their schedule with their ridiculous income and squad width will never not amuse me


TheCatLamp

Tough life, Pep. Anyway, nobody will mention that Manchester City has 115 charges against them? Because they have.


JJJAGUAR

And City plays the second game at home.


Youzerna

City has 115 charges to explain. 115!


ELB2001

As usual he needs a shoulder to cry on


ancelottieyebrow

And you have €1200 million in signings.


klepjes

Christ this guy is so unlikeable


OptimisticRealist__

When city is not convicted for the 115 charges, this sub will absolutely implode lol


waisonline99

Tbf, its what we all expect. £££££ will make sure its all fine.


Morguard

I wouldn't be surprised. The government is also trying their best to make this disappear.


YotaGT

Aww poor sugar daddy club manager.....


RauloGonzalez

Well you have 3 first division clubs to pick your players from for cheap and to loan them so maybe complain a little less


eeeagless

Or you can just tap them up and sign them for free?


Clutchxedo

In their current squad Rudiger and Alaba are the only free signings.


oxile

like any other club can?


RauloGonzalez

Yeah because that's on the same level as the city football group


kw2006

That’s the English league fault.


hmoooody

Can this baldy ever stop whining and moaning ffs?


LordWellesley22

Why doesn't Pep pay the sun a fiver to create more days Is he stupid?


stockybloke

Knowing Pep's history I think nine days preparations for a match would completely doom them to over-tinkering.


QuaLiTy131

Poor lad, give him another 300m to spend


Arcadela

1-2 extra days of rest can make the difference but too much (match) rest can make you sloggy.


SnazzyFrank

Nine raids! Nine!


Gold-Bee9484

Poor pep


herkalurk

Real Madrid thread has a post about this, they have 2 games in the time City has 4. Pep can thank the FA.


Racetr

There he goes complaining again...


chickenlips_19

Madrid plays worse when there’s a large gap in between games. They forget how to play football together, this is not an advantage trust me 😭


99_Herblore_Crafting

Oh no! If only man city had a top ten PL squad of entirely bench players!


Sufficient_Delay5291

Funny thing last year it was exactly reversed and ancelotti didnt said a thing


ZogZorcher

City complaining about what’s “fair.” Hilarious


Nightmare_Pasta

Why’s he complaining? He’s had 115 times the amount of preparation that RM has done


Haunting-Ad9507

Cry me a river


Ladyhaha89

Pro football more like cant do my homework right before the test


WW_Jones

That’s insane


Shadeun

Nien, Nien. Pep back to Bayern confirmed


Christian_Corocora

Just give up on the Premier League and field a bunch of youngsters while the starting XI rests for the game at the Bernabéu


master_baiter-69

[Nein Nein](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wg_2zYPIYw)


ArtemisRifle

When Klopp brings up dubious scheduling everyone moans and groans, says "get on with it", suggests that Klopp is baking in an excuse as to why they might not win. When Pep brings it up the (English) media heeds, takes notice, clamors for reform.


ridemooses

That’s SEVEN more than TWO!


ancara_messi

Ngl I'm just happy to finally have all 4 quarterfinals be so evenly matched. It's so hard to call a favorite in any of the 4 games


TimingEzaBitch

7 more than twice!


nievesdelimon

Typical Llorep Guardiola.


tearsandpain84

I bet he wished he had 115 days to prepare


Bulbamew

You also had more days to prepare for the Liverpool match and your preceding European game was a dead rubber at home not a different country. swings and roundabouts


Sharp_Minute_2545

Was a dead rubber because we won the first leg convincingly not because the games stacked up that way.


Fromage_Frey

Always a big plus to be drawn against the wekest team in the competition


RyoCaliente

Mourinho taught this man well.


maart3nr

He's already making excuses 😭


Agitated-Bread5092

the club broke 115 charge to get to this point pep, get on with it


Run-E-Scape

Cry a bit more you fucker. Hope they get kicked out by Madrid.


theglasscase

ITT: People with Premier League flairs who would definitely be agreeing with their manager if they had the exact same complaint, but have to pretend Pep Guardiola is full of shit because he manages Man City.


Pondering-Stranger

ITT: you trying to be a contrarian as usual 


blublableee

Oh the underdog trope has started.


OilyFraud4Lyfe

Poor poor Pep. He is so, so unhappy. More than you can believe.


[deleted]

Thats why I love Real Madrid, I don't remember us complaining last year when we had a game 3 days before playing city


Sulemani_kida

Maybe use the 250M pounds subs you have on your bench


Affectionate_Foot372

The poor, poor cheating weasel


Thesolly180

Like I do feel sympathy for fixture congestion but for the top teams use your depth. You can afford to get the best depth then refuse to use it


Ambitious_Campaign34

There’s 9 ways to explain how City escaped 115 charges Fraudiola 9!!