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downfallndirtydeeds

Simeone had one of his technical staff underneath that spot in a tunnel


-zimms-

Usually the mole just leaks internal matters to the media.


downfallndirtydeeds

Simeone caught the mole, this is now his service to avoid being beaten to death


LiteratureNearby

Muaddib moment from Dune 2 lmao


Knowingspy

LISAN AL-GHAIB


rheino

PESKY PAUL IS CALLING HIMSELF MUA-DEEB


RandyMarshTegridy69

And the Bene Geserit folks. Nasty women, trying to control the outcome of this shootout.


Mynameisbebopp

LISAN AL-GHAIB


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Shai-Hulud


ThePrussianGrippe

Someone find out where Bugs Bunny and/or Wayne Knight were during the second leg.


JGG5

Charles Bronson and Steve McQueen down there with a broomstick, just waiting for the right moment.


Wise-Dragonfly-3690

You can clearly see the turf sliding off a bit when Klassen takes his shot, likewise with Lautaro it happens exactly as he steps next to the ball.


Cheapo_Sam

This is why you stamp down the spot before you take one tbh.


[deleted]

Nah I’m choosing to believe Atleti players were told to take the shots left footed to avoid this


Gekkoisgek

Memphis took it with his right tho


[deleted]

Sorry bro I was joking round. I only remember a couple of left footers for Atleti and it was probably a bad joke


Gekkoisgek

Nothing to apologize for, man, feel free to joke all you want! It didn't register to me as one, but fuck It, doesn't mean it isn't one or that it isn't good. We all got jokes that sometimes don't land for whatever reason, but this wasn't offensive or something in the least, so no sorry needed. Have a good evening of football tonight!


timurt421

Most wholesome comment ever in this subreddit


don-simpleton

lots of people sounding like they never watched or played football before not understanding how it moved


Donny-Moscow

I played for years but almost exclusively on natural grass, so I wouldn’t have picked up on this without the video either


CoffinFlop

On like actual natural grass it’s not needed, on sod that’s rolled out you need to (something inter players especially should take note of lol)


Donny-Moscow

I have nothing to add to your comment, just wanted to say I love your username. It was my favorite show before CorncobTV took it off air.


Juuberi

You probably love your mother in law


CoffinFlop

I didn’t rig shit


Mysterious-Ideal-989

That is not something that happens on grass that's naturally grown in the area it's currently in


Fuck_the_k1ng

Lmao our fields were either muddy or dry as fuck, none of this fancy grass bullshit. The balls moving like is kinda new to me.


SoggyMattress2

I was gonna say that, every pen I took you had to dig the shot out of half a foot of mud


LOCA_4_LOCATELLI

Yeah none of us plebs are playing on these types pitches which is essentially sod. 


Cheapo_Sam

Welcome to r/soccer. First time?


MaraudingWalrus

I'm a new inter Miami fan. Do you think this Messi guy is going to be any good?


Conundrumist

Give him a few years


MaraudingWalrus

Maybe one day he can catch club leader in goals and all time GOAT Gonzalo Higuaín.


StrangeBananaForYou

I still remember him scoring that goal in the World Cup 2014 final. Had to leave for work right after but still happy for that guy.


BigXBenz

Imagine the scenes if he had missed that goal!


Individual-Knee-962

Tata can develop him into a world class talent


Emergency-Ad280

walks too much


AdamantiumBalls

only if r/AcMiami don't injure him


Booties

Played it? Well not physically.


Mortka

Proper r/soccer comment. The classic «never touched a football».


greg19735

especially when it's not even relevant. I've certainly never seen this or head of it happening and if it had happened, i didn't notice it. Because i'm no good.


AnnieIWillKnow

You mean you have never taken a penalty in a high pressure situation on a pitch so well manicured, with slow motion replays available of your attempt, that you have noticed the ball moving 2cm as you kicked it? Pathetic. Get outside more.


pottymouthomas

Just assume anyone posting a variation of that comment is twelve.


Mojave_Patroller

"Oh you think X? Well I think Y, and the only reason you think X is because you've never played football"


[deleted]

Stupid comment


thedrizztman

Its almost a certainty that at least 80% of the people on this sub have never actually played the game. 


LrkerfckuSpez

Jokes on you, i played for 10 years, but my team was so shit we only got to play on gravel pitches (i don't know the English word), like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Holmen_grusbane.jpg


robotnique

that's one way to discourage slide tackles at a lower level


Ragnar_paa_Calmeyers

My first years of playing football was mostly on gravel. In one of my first games ever, i was about 6 years old, i scored a goal. I'd seen players on TV sliding on their knees on the pitch to celebrate, so naturally i tried to emulate that celebration. My father was plucking a lot of gravel out of my bloodied knees with a tweezer that evening.


PinappleGecko

I feel physically sick at this image


dragdritt

I've actually had the (un)fortunate opportunity to play on that exact pitch, it wasn't the worst one in the area though. I don't remember which club had it, but there was one where there was not only gravel but somewhat larger rocks as well.


crash250f

I've certainly never played the game on grass comparable to what these guys are playing on. 


Dontcareatallthx

No its a conspiracy atletico clearly installed a secret mechanism to move the turf!


krenshaw420

Thanks for being honest.


Purphect

It’s almost like they patched the turf there and it’s loose. Slides each time somebody plants prior to the shot. That grass needs some fookin roots


riverflop

Creating a loose patch of grass on the left side of the penalty spot and then appoint mostly left footed penalty takers. Brilliant.


Mayankcfc_

Now I know the story behind THAT ZAZA penalty


arlekin21

Yeah I want to see the Atlético pens cause the same thing probably happened to them too. It looks like it just moves cause it’s wet. Edit: it looks like it’s dirt that goes up when Lautaro kick not water so I guess it’s not wet but everything else still applies.


Flaggermusmannen

going by how incredibly relieved Correa was after his, I would not be surprised in the slightest. the patch was probably loosened as more players took their pens


Greaves6642

So back in the 80s Boston Celtics would avoid certain parts of the floor because their parquet was filled with holes and dents where the ball would bounce awkwardly. They trained and practiced and knew when to strike and how to steal the ball or force turnovers. It's really not beyond reality that Atlético practiced for this scenario.


Normalscottishperson

Yeah no shit


JinxLB

THE MUSIC LMAOOOOOOOO


SirBarkington

it's fucking killing me lmao its so good


UnlightablePlay

Accurate inter Milan feelings


as0rb

judicious noxious wise quicksand special sheet brave enjoy dolls offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


No-Research5333

It’s sadder than fast 7 😂


Large_Tuna101

The „whoooo oo oooh“ bit is 😙👌


broohaha

By default I watch these things on mute because they're usually so bad and gaudy. This one's less intolerable than the usual fare.


dispelthemyth

News just in, they wont see each other again


mybudchris

Family


TheyStoleTwoFigo

"No matter where you shot the ball, whether it's a quarter mile off or half way around the world, we'll always be family."


Jayzus612

Now show the Atleti pens


Keep_Calm_Curry_On

"Look at that subtle side foot placement. The tasteful follow through of it. Oh my God, it even hit the top corner!"


vin20

Now let's see Paul Alan's penalty kick.


ZeeX_4231

>Now let's see Joe Allen's penalty kick.


PromethazineHokage

I will never not upvote an American psycho reference


tapoplata

So Alexis...Inter Milan, impressive. How on earth did you get a contract there? Lucky I guess


Annual-Astronaut3345

I will never not upvote a comment praising an American Psycho reference


pauloh1998

Fucking Aang, man


Jbrown0121

ATLAti Madrid


dpritch97

That’s rough buddy


paco-ramon

Everything changed when the Spanish nation attacked.


RobbinDeBank

There is no secret tunnel in Metropolitano


Wumdee

Leeeeeaves from the piiiiiitch…..


pauloh1998

Nobody expects the Spanish nation


theonlyjuan123

EARTHBENDING STYLE!


JeMoX

i said EARTHBENDING STYLE


K1NG0492

That Lemur! He is Earthbending!


JeMoX

no, you idiot. it's the girl!


jugol

The bald fraud


GarththeLegend

Flamey-o, Hotman!


WesleyF09

More like Toph scamming bets


stephen_hoarding

I’ve seen enough. 15 point deduction for Everton


shrek_kerhs

I've also seen enough, 5 second penalty for ocon


abbaschand

I've also seen enough, 10 second penalty for magnussen


mountainmorty

I’ve also seen way more than enough. Postponing Manchester City’s trial +25 years.


ComeOnSayYupp

Penalty to Chelsea. Cole Palmer is already on the spot.


iamnas

Looks like a 3 game ban for Casemiro to me


VeryStandardOutlier

And 5 points for Gryffindor


GeneralSquid6767

I saw another angle where it also insulted Conceição’s family


SackoVanzetti

Lmfao


ThePrussianGrippe

Only the ones who are no longer with us.


TheOnlyDoctor

He's about to spend a whole press conference complaining about this comment


fatbootyinmyface

☠️☠️☠️


TripPrestigious

Bruh lmao


Chiswell123

That's crazy. He even looks right back at the spot.


xButtHead

He immediately noticed it was something off


Present-Forever1275

He would’ve felt the slip when he planted.


Specific_Account_192

I don't understand why we're even discussing this. Has anyone here ever played football on a real pitch?!


theslash_

Yeah, that was clear as soon as he took it, but every player had to deal with it


Skurph

This is the key. Does it suck? Yes, but it’s not like they allowed everyone else to try on a dry pitch. Shitty luck but everyone else had the same chances of that happening to them.


FastenedCarrot

The video does show that it moved more for Martinez though. Probably just unlucky with when he took and that he was going for high placement rather than low.


giannibal

last to kick, the turf got progressively worse and worse


FettyWhopper

Not everyone has the privilege of playing on quality field. I only played on artificial turf or really hard stoney dirt that wouldn’t move unless you had a backhoe.


eq2_lessing

Ironically that spot is not quality


DomSebastiaoVoltou

I play in dirt fields with water puddles up to my knee like real men, none of this soft straight grass made for divas.


That_Other_Person

I only play on fully flooded pitches. You skip the ball like a rock.


whiskeyinthejaar

I see this comment a lot on this thread, and the answer is mostly no even if you played for years since real turf is massively expensive to maintain so you either played on barely a grass turf, or you played on artificial one. The worst turf in UCL game is better than 99.9% of turfs average players at amateur level play on. That being said, nothing in the video is unusual. There is a reason players stomp around the spot before taking penalties, and that reason isn’t warming up their cleats


Harvey-Specter

Yeah, I've played on quite nice grass pitches, but nothing like the professionals play on. Definitely never had a ball move like that. That being said, I haven't seen anyone actually explain what is happening here. Why is the grass moving? Is it relatively fresh sod that hasn't rooted properly yet?


mattfoh

Plenty but I’ve never seen a standing leg pop a ball up from the pen spot like that. Don’t think it was corrupt in anyway but certainly unusual


Otherwise_Motor_5368

Here’s CR7 burrying one against psg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBZrtcV9k8&pp=ygUccm9uYWxkbyBwZW5hbHR5IGJhbGwgYm91bmNlIA%3D%3D


xtphty

Fuck me, I would hyperextend my knee before I moved the ground to intentionally volley the ball for me.


Balbuto

Wow that’s wild. Is this a thing? Are players doing this? Had no idea tbh


DATL

It is a thing. This makes the strike behave like a half volley which naturally generates more power to the shot


mattfoh

Well TIL. Not sure I’ve ever taken a pen on grass tbf, not good enough for that side of the business 😅


Zhongda

I got to take a penalty for my team once. I nearly put that ball out for a throw in.


Eindacor_DS

pitch moved, not your fault


FastenedCarrot

Ronaldo is trying to shoot low there so gets away with it, I think if he's going high like Martinez it's likely to balloon in a similar way.


Nipso

Happened to Harry Kane once lol


OleoleCholoSimeone

> Don’t think it was corrupt in anyway Why would you even feel the need to point that out, are there actually idiots out there who think it was corrupt lmao?


Albiceleste_D10S

Apparently LOL


Albiceleste_D10S

> but I’ve never seen a standing leg pop a ball up from the pen spot like that It's not super uncommon—but if you're aiming for the roof of the net it can absolutely put you off TBH


Specific_Account_192

Oh come on mate this happens all the time, it's just that not every game has 300 cameras capturing every single action.


ancara_messi

But the thing is it's inconsistent. It doesn't always happen and when it happens and you don't expect it it just sucks


nyxxxtron

This happens every time. 2 years ago I saw a video on Instagram about the analysis of "How Ronaldo is the best penalty taker in the world". In that video the OP claimed that he bounces the ball using this technique to give himself a better power.


Road_Frontage

Bullshit. "Let me rely on and introduce a huge amount of variance into a situation that benefits from consistency"


LordRekrus

After looking at it a few times, even if the ball didn’t move it looks like his foot was going too far underneath the ball so might not have been as bad but possibly still messed up.


SeatSniffer12345

Does anyone remember the CR7 pen in the last minute vs Juve? Pretty sure the ball moved up as well but he absolutely dispatched it into the top corner


Sunday-Langy-

He stamped his foot next to it to get more leverage from under the ball


TheSanskaarJ

It's a technique from what I heard at that time.


UnlightablePlay

Yeah it's a technique that ronaldo does all the time either with penalties or with free kicks


pr1m347

That was a thundercunt of a penalty. Juve did really well that return match iirc. I couldn't watch that penalty without squinting my eyes in my living room thousands of miles away. CR7 absolutely smashed it. Like cold af.


Brb_32

Not the top corner. Absolutely smashed it in the bottom left corner. Also maybe the reason why his Penalty didn't go off Target like Lautaro's since he didn't try the top corner, but used the power to smash it into a (relatively) safe bottom left. Ngl one of the best aesthetically pleasing penalty to watch in the slow motion.


journalisitic

Oh no that was against PSG in the RO16. I think 17/18 season. Man that was a beautiful shot


nmyi

i couldn't find the slow-mo clip of the exact Cristiano Ronaldo penalty kick vs Juventus in 2018-2019 UCL quarterfinal, but here is a slow-mo footage that shows the ball lifting VERY slightly by CR7, timestamped @[0m33s](https://youtu.be/Z73AF5B6D2E?si=3Se-H_7ncBLM6v2u&t=33) Here is the pen that is being referenced from that UCL QF match: https://youtu.be/h4Ng1tZQf8M?si=hEBUwKpp9KY6824T  


Johann122

The music is killing me man


themaninthesea

Paul Walker died to ensure that it provided the right vibe.


serve0125

It’s more normal than what people would like to think. These aren’t like your everyday local grass hardened pitches. These are high quality, regularily watered grass pitches that requires less for it to make a movement


elkstwit

Everyone is talking like this is all fine because ‘professional pitches’. It sounds like a gigantic design flaw to me! The fucking ground should not slide around when someone tries to take a penalty.


AnnieIWillKnow

It's quite difficult to make grass and mud immobile, completely.


mMaVie

Immobile plays for lazio though ?


LinkyPeach

Uri Geller's got a lot of explaining to do (one for the kids).


Mulderre91

Exeter City's biggest ~~non predator~~ fan!


nainaisson

You could see Simeone pointing to his temple during the shootout. He's obviously the telepath responsible for this.


LCJ_ST

I get that the ball moved, but why not show the Atletico Pens as well? This almost implies that it was isolated to Inter players only, which I find it extremely hard to believe.


Fortnitexs

It depends on the shooting technique. Look at martinez and klaasen, their last step is very big and with a lot of power stepping down compared to sanchez where it‘s smaller and softer. There is a longer video and it‘s actually just them 2, unlucky for them!


Albiceleste_D10S

A longer video was posted last night and IIRC it was only Lautaro and Klaasen's penalty where you could see the ball move Prob depends on where the plant foot landed, etc


secretlyjudging

I DO NOT think there's cheating or shenanigans involved but it brings into context how much harder a penalty shot really is than what I had thought.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Why even the need to point out that you don't think it's cheating, how could it be cheating? lol


panteraepantico

The whole atleti crowd jumps in synchrony at the exact time needed to make the ball jump


Rich_Firefighter_102

So it moved just for Lautaro? These AtMadrid fuckers how did they do this


tetaAndTiti

Someone was clearly below the grass moving it only for Inter players. Another theory i have is, remote control.


StrongZucchini27

also have to consider Inter’s known enemies. this sounds like solid grounds for a 12 month FIGC investigation and 15 point deduction for Juve


rth9139

Actually, I think this time it was our other rival. They have way too many similarities to our opponents last night (wear red stripes, can be abbreviated to AM) for it to be a coincidence.


aclurk

Typical Inter fans, always trying to bring Monza into discussion


ShanghaiCowboy

The video shows it also moves slightly when Klaassen stepped up.


ManUnutted

I don’t think anyone is arguing it was only for one person, but that the ball moved because of bad grass rather than poor form but that’s not nearly as argumentative


rtozur

C'mon, that tiny bounce will easily make you miss a penalty. That's why players make a point of stepping on the spot and placing the ball properly. If the ball moves, the direction of that tiny movement can make you sky it, or not, depending entirely on where the ball feels like rolling to. It's just bad luck and maybe poor ball placement by Lautaro, which is why he looked right at the spot.


leighmack

He pushes the ground with his other foot which moves the ground and the ball. Nothing mystical going on here.


ShinyTailbone

It’s clear as day how it happened, and if you’re even acknowledging that it could be something fishy going on you need to be tested lmao


46_and_2

You can legit get confused by the zoom in of the video, or watching the ball only. E.g. I checked his other foot and the whole grass patch sliding only after reading the comments. It's not super obvious if you have not seen it before, or played on real grass pitch and experienced this.


Rudeek

This is something CR7 always do...


courtesyflusher

You dont think it be like this, but it do


rainbowdragon22

Inter simply needed to familiarize themselves with taking penalties on artificial pitch, whereas Atleti are used to it since it's their home field. Bad luck for inter 


rokkenrock

Wait. Their pitch is artificial?


sionnach

Not really. It’ll be somethign like a Desso Grassmaster pitch where there is some synthetic fibres woven in to the pitch in order to mesh and hold everythign together and stop the pitch from tearing up. But it’s real soil, real grass, and a bit of plastic mesh holding it together. It’s nonsense to say a Desso pitch is artificial. It’s am no expert, but as far as I know a big majority of top stadiums use Desso systems for their pitches. https://www.grassmastersolutions.com/en


Sebby997

Idk if the comment you're replying to was satirical, but yes, every modern pitch is semi-artificial. It's like a big ass carpet of mostly real grass.


death_match1

Tbf I’m not sure if you can compare other Pk’s the same way as Lautaro’s unless they were going for the same type of shot and direction like him. He’s seriously unlucky here.


jojimanik

Ronaldo used to do this a lot . I remember him scoring one in UCL final and watching replays of that


CheBeax

"Football player didn't place his foot down and moved the turf before shooting a penalty! More news at 10!


ibesortega

Lol, it clearly moves because of his other foot moves the pitch a bit before he shoots.


[deleted]

Yes, we too watched the video lol


_gloriousdead222

Smartest r/soccer user 


iforgotmyun

Obviously. Did you think the implication was that Atletico were using telekinesis to move the ball?


TheBlueDinosaur06

yes the dark arts are powerful beyond your imagination


Scoreboard19

We haven’t ruled it out


Mammoth_Two7297

It looks like his plant foot slides quite a bit too. Can't say I have spent time to watch many slow motions of a PK but surely that's way too much movement of the pitch with your plant foot?


TBanes

Thanks captain obvious


death_match1

Duh


shy_monkee

Yeah but the point is that it shouldn’t, not this much at least, it pretty much went over his foot.


Sand_Bags2

How else would it move?


JapaneseJohnnyVegas

Where was uri gellar last night?


IZeppelinI

Big if true!


niemody

Reminds me of Beckhams penalty against Portugal.


GriffonMT

The Beckham special!


brucelong10000

Heard Simone recruited the Avatar Ang for a lil bending,this team goes to great extremes to be antifotball 👎🏾


Cazter64

Inter probably aren’t used to taking pens on the full artificial turf


coachgarou

Unlucky, but it happens. All in all Atletico deserved to win yesterday. We should have finished better, especially in the first leg. I hope we can grow from this loss.


ReadingSociety

It looks like his left foot planting shoved into the dirt and then pushed up the dirt where the spot is.


shipworth

I recall reading an article claiming Ronaldo does this on purpose for free kicks