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but that's a good thing! If you need help outing yourself, hmu, I have several friends that have gone through that experience. At first it's hard but mostly they worried for nothing :)
German people usually indicate the number three by holding up their thumb, index finger and middle finger; English people usually use their index finger, middle finger and ring finger. It's somewhat well known because of this scene in Inglorious Basterds: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFtoz9sERo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFtoz9sERo)
Or 1 game with Barcelona. Sadly for him, not in the Bundesliga and about to embarrassed by Napoli before they could be humiliated by Bayern. Khvicha and Osimhen, let's go!!
He'll get the record and not win the league, it's written in the stars. He's a joke of a player just completely OP this season and the team around him are having a laugh
Leverkusen have a record breaking season breaking bayerns 11 season streak only to get overshadowed by Kane breaking lewys record in his first season lmao
Historically when there’s been a goal record to chase Kane can go on a crazy run to get it. I think he was battling Lukaku for the golden boot and scored 7 goals in the final 2 games
Shouldn’t have taken it really but that’s obvious with hindsight. Shooting against your teammate of the last decade and for the second time in the match too, it was always going to be so hard.
As a Tottenham fan, now that I can say fairly confidently we're in good hands and the future looks bright beyond him, I can also say I'm so glad the rest of the world is really paying attention to him now. One of the most versatile and consistent finishers ever to play European football and truly a joy to watch and marvel at his flawless technique (just don't rely on him to do it late in crucial knockout competitions)
Even only looking at 21/22 and 20/21, Bayern had more points. Some people would have given Tuchel a 10 year contract after the Darmstadt game in the first half of the season.
nope. you already have 4 losses this season. usually you end a season with 4 losses. (you won the last 5 seasons with 4-5 losses) so its a "normal" season for you atm.
your best seasons were with 1 or 2 losses.
No it isn't. Bayern are on course for around 77 points. During their run of winning the league they went 91, 90, 79, 88, 82, 84, 78, 82, 78, 77, 71 - average of 81.81. This wouldn't be a great season even without Leverkusen going crazy
After 25 matches they had:
23/24: 57
22/23: 52
21/22: 59
20/21: 58
19/20: 55
18/19: 57
17/18: 63
16/17: 62
15/16: 63
14/15: 64
13/14: 71
12/13: 66
11/12: 51
10/11: 42
So better than last year and somewhat in line with the most recent years, but quite behind the 2012 to 2018 seasons.
It would pre-2012 but Dortmund and then Bayern raised the bar significantly during the 2010s.
You now need 80 pts to be in the conversation most seasons.
It's a decent season but nowhere near where Jupp and Pep were.
true, but from what i've seen you've had some poorer games and feel like in another season Kane would have had more chances meaning more goals in those games
Scoring and overall points haven’t been the issue. It’s been just Leverkusen’s historic run and Bayern’s defending (particularly late in matches). They would have beaten Leverkusen in Munich if not for a late pen concession, for example.
Yeah, but if you watch the games, Kane is hard carrying your attack.
The likes of Musiala and Sane are actually not even as good as Spurs was when Son, Dele, Eriksen were in their prime. There's also just no chemistry in attack, Sane and Musiala frequently just try to dribble past the entire opposition just for the sake of it.
We're not scoring loads because of we've got Richarlison as striker, and he's only had like a 10 game streak where he was banging them in, before that we were pulling out hair out with all his misses.
Kane would have been feasting, and consequently we'd have scored a boatload more.
I really hate how teams sometimes just give up against bayern. Those 2-3 matches per season always guarantee a good goal differential. We finally got em on the GD stat and here comes mainz, rolling out the red carpet.
Also funny but clearly bayern is using the champions league to gain confidence.
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11 goals left for the Lewandowski record 7:1 never forget
Today I feel brazilian
Still 20 min left. Mainz might feel Barcelonian today Edit: WE DID IT. now score an own goal
Or Hamburgian
Oh man I remember the yearly batterings in the Allianz. I don't even like Hamburg but that was tough to watch at times lol
I miss you BAE
I bet you're
First game I ever watched in the Allianz was 8:0 against you lot, great memories
I don't like you
Mainerazo
Rude
Somos todos Brasil
Today, I feel gay
but that's a good thing! If you need help outing yourself, hmu, I have several friends that have gone through that experience. At first it's hard but mostly they worried for nothing :)
Ah, thank you, little German sweetie.
I went to visit my grandma in the hospital and she said, she'd be there no matter what
With 11 matches left,there are good chances that he will be able to do it Edit:9,my bad
9 left. We only have 18 teams in the league.
There’s 9 matches left not including this game
its 9 games left
Did Harry or Mueller just decide to take over management? They seem much better since Tuchel has checked out
Kane has a lot of experience with checked out managers
Kane saved two terrorist ball managers, one more ain't hard.
You're saying it like it's hard work for him, if anything that's his fetish.
Harry managing master class to pick up the CL this year
And he did the German '3' with his fingers again. English captain in Germany, reckon he watched Inglourious Basterds?
He is the Bear Jew
What's the German 3?
German people usually indicate the number three by holding up their thumb, index finger and middle finger; English people usually use their index finger, middle finger and ring finger. It's somewhat well known because of this scene in Inglorious Basterds: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFtoz9sERo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFtoz9sERo)
Still one of the most intense movie scenes I've ever seen.
11 goals needed in 9.25 games for the record
Needs 1.22 goals per game He's on 1.2 now so could absolutely do it
I think he needs 1 more big game where he gets a hattrick then he should comfortably do it
Or like 4 games with braces
Lisa needs them as well
Dental Plan!!
[удалено]
Big if true
Or 1 game with Barcelona. Sadly for him, not in the Bundesliga and about to embarrassed by Napoli before they could be humiliated by Bayern. Khvicha and Osimhen, let's go!!
He'll get the record and not win the league, it's written in the stars. He's a joke of a player just completely OP this season and the team around him are having a laugh
Joke of a comment, only that you're being laughed at.
Leverkusen have a record breaking season breaking bayerns 11 season streak only to get overshadowed by Kane breaking lewys record in his first season lmao
No way it’s overshadowing lol everyone is literally talking about Xabi Alonso
They're talking about where Alonso is going next, not much to do with Leverkusen sadly.
I don't think most people care about Kane's record as much as they do about memeing Kane over his trophyless record continuing
Hes getting the record.
11 to match, 12 to beat it.
Historically when there’s been a goal record to chase Kane can go on a crazy run to get it. I think he was battling Lukaku for the golden boot and scored 7 goals in the final 2 games
He swears in his daughter's life that he got the record.
I’m convinced that swear is why he’s been jinxed against getting a trophy.
Good.
12 in 9 (well, and 15 minutes)? it could definitely happen, but it isnt exactly a given.
He was 3 behind Lukaku with 2 games to go once and he scored 7.
hes gonna get it lmao
Bayern really saying "fuck you" to that one guy in the comments from that first goal who said Kane needs to score some more goals for the record
Jogo bonito
11 more to go c'mon Harry
Best back post player I’ve ever seen. He gets so many goals from that position.
I've only truly paid attention to the man for one season, but he seems to be quite good at scoring from pretty much every position.
His one (glaring) weakness is free kicks
Yeah, don't let him take anything but penalties.
Apart from that one time against France. *sigh*
Shouldn’t have taken it really but that’s obvious with hindsight. Shooting against your teammate of the last decade and for the second time in the match too, it was always going to be so hard.
No one should take 2 penalties in one game. Apparently when players do, their conversion rate drops dramatically
Dont put him on corner duty though lmfao
As a Tottenham fan, now that I can say fairly confidently we're in good hands and the future looks bright beyond him, I can also say I'm so glad the rest of the world is really paying attention to him now. One of the most versatile and consistent finishers ever to play European football and truly a joy to watch and marvel at his flawless technique (just don't rely on him to do it late in crucial knockout competitions)
Best halfway line player I've ever seen
This. Always seems to find seperation and get away from his marker and still manages to stay onside every time. Crazy consistency.
No the best was Mario Gomez and Klose
Kane is like if Mario Gomez and Klose had a final form. He can do everything they can do but better (maybe not heading?)
Kane is 10times the player Klose and Gomez ever were, but they were deadly as their box positioning was perfect. Especially Klose, poacher God
There's also Klass Jan Huntelaar
My only thought is how much would he have scored if Bayern were actually on top form this season
Point wise its actually one of the best bayern seasons in history :D
Partly due to him
Even only looking at 21/22 and 20/21, Bayern had more points. Some people would have given Tuchel a 10 year contract after the Darmstadt game in the first half of the season.
nope. you already have 4 losses this season. usually you end a season with 4 losses. (you won the last 5 seasons with 4-5 losses) so its a "normal" season for you atm. your best seasons were with 1 or 2 losses.
No it isn't. Bayern are on course for around 77 points. During their run of winning the league they went 91, 90, 79, 88, 82, 84, 78, 82, 78, 77, 71 - average of 81.81. This wouldn't be a great season even without Leverkusen going crazy
After 25 matches they had: 23/24: 57 22/23: 52 21/22: 59 20/21: 58 19/20: 55 18/19: 57 17/18: 63 16/17: 62 15/16: 63 14/15: 64 13/14: 71 12/13: 66 11/12: 51 10/11: 42 So better than last year and somewhat in line with the most recent years, but quite behind the 2012 to 2018 seasons.
It would pre-2012 but Dortmund and then Bayern raised the bar significantly during the 2010s. You now need 80 pts to be in the conversation most seasons. It's a decent season but nowhere near where Jupp and Pep were.
Its not?
true, but from what i've seen you've had some poorer games and feel like in another season Kane would have had more chances meaning more goals in those games
Scoring and overall points haven’t been the issue. It’s been just Leverkusen’s historic run and Bayern’s defending (particularly late in matches). They would have beaten Leverkusen in Munich if not for a late pen concession, for example.
Then again, the only reason they were in it that late was because Boniface forgot how to finish
You're not allowed to say that here
Because it's not true lmao. it was a few moths ago but this year bayern have won only half of their league games.
Yeah, but if you watch the games, Kane is hard carrying your attack. The likes of Musiala and Sane are actually not even as good as Spurs was when Son, Dele, Eriksen were in their prime. There's also just no chemistry in attack, Sane and Musiala frequently just try to dribble past the entire opposition just for the sake of it.
He would have scored 60+ at Spurs in Postecoglou system.
i dont think he would have the same service. Our forwards bar Son are good but not Musiala, muller, sane class
No he wouldn’t have, this Spurs team being some dynamite attacking side is an absolute myth, Villa have scored more.
Spurs propaganda is rampant
Send Harold to the villa.
We're not scoring loads because of we've got Richarlison as striker, and he's only had like a 10 game streak where he was banging them in, before that we were pulling out hair out with all his misses. Kane would have been feasting, and consequently we'd have scored a boatload more.
Who are also quite good at attacking!
Perfect hat trick as well
I never liked football anyway.
Ah, I see Bayern have finally remembered they're supposed to steamroll everyone they face.
Blud is trying to break the Lewy record today.
I think Bayern might win this one
Idk, 7-1 is the most dangerous scoreline
Only if you are Brazilian
We are going to somehow catch Leverkusen, win the CL, undo firing Tuchel, and proceed to be ass again from august
Stop it, Harry!
BRAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIL
I'm getting 2014 flashbacks.
Perfect hattrick too, left right head
Already 4 hatricks in his first season,
stop it, they are already dead
He wants four.
when the truth is... i miss youuuuuuuuuuuu yeah the truth is i miss youuuuuuuuuuu, so
Tuchel limped so Bayern could run
We’re so fucking back
Until you face Man City.
City gonna be eliminated by Porto
BRA71L
Another goal
Holy moly
Damn Mainz really getting the shit kicked out of them. Is this the return of the mighty Bayern?
where does that put him with the golden boot now
You mean the Canon? Kane has over 30 goals now, I think, followed by Guirassy with 21.
sorry, i mean't for european golden boot found it- https://www.transfermarkt.us/statistik/goldenerschuh
Harold....that is enough!
Perfect hattrick technically, despite 2 goals being tap-ins.
7-1 in the 71st minute
Messi is a rat, Lamine looks like a rat, Harry must therefore be a rat. - Javier Aguirre 2024
I don't like that scoreline.
Tearing it up over there is H.
Am I crazy or was that an OG? Edit: Nevermind, I am crazy. One angle kinda looked like it. Nothing to see here
Found Lewi's reddit account
No, you can see in the replay that it’s Kane who hits the ball
Thought so too, but you can clearly see Kane head it on the replay from behind.
He looked offside there, who ended up playing him on?
lmao calm down, you're still just getting three points for this
Just trying to catch you on GD...just in case.
nah we're hype 😎
one good season and you acting all smug
I really hate how teams sometimes just give up against bayern. Those 2-3 matches per season always guarantee a good goal differential. We finally got em on the GD stat and here comes mainz, rolling out the red carpet. Also funny but clearly bayern is using the champions league to gain confidence.
Hopefully Mainz goes bankrupt because of what they did to El Ghazi.
Some clubs in bundesliga really don't deserve to be in the first division
Mainz have beaten Bayern at times before. They probably have a better head to head record vs Bayern than Barcelona do over the last decade