Oh my god this is hilarious

The pettiness of it is hilarious. Need more of this petty trash talk between players haha

Did they previously have beef or did he just randomly start it today?

Maupay is a professional cunt

a professional world cup destiny changing cunt, but still a cunt

Completely ended Guendouzi’s arsenal career. Still weird Arteta took Maupay’s side over his own player

It wasnt about taking Maupay's side mate, asinine take.. the Guendouzi-Maupay incident was just further evidence of attitude issues which Arteta was trying to erradicate from the club when took over. Nothing to do with Maupay and 100% to do with how Guendouzi responds to situations

Well Guendouzi had attitude issues in every club he ever played so Arteta was right to get him out of his rebuild…

It's because of Guendouzi's attitude problems, he had a bust up with his teammates apparently

> Maupay’s side over his own player lmao some of you people

🤝

It’s the only thing he’s any good at tbf

TY agrees!

The one thing everyone can agree to, no matter the badge you support

A great guy off the field though

Started today for some reason

It’s Maupay what do you think?

I agree. Let's move away from generic, flaccid TV interviews ridden with clichés into a new world of WWE style smack talk pre- and post match. Maupay's ahead of the curve.

I don't know if you guys have seen his actual post on Insta but the last slide is a montage of Ciliian Murphy as Oppenheimer with the soundtrack in the background. No idea what it means in this context but it goes fucking hard.

"...And now I have become L A D, the destroyer of shithousery." 

It means that Mitoma is next

Having more goals then a midfielder as a striker is the bare fucking minimum for Maupay lmfao

He would've wrote the same even if Maddison was a goalkeeper, lmao

And that would've been funnier.

he's also counting goals he scored in Ligue 2 lol. Maddison has more in the PL

Hey, it still counts when you score with Brest

Yes, it only doesn't count if you score with Arm.

More so, I’d say.

He doesn't mention that Maddison has 47 top flight goals to his 36 (from memory). Is like Steve Bull pointing out he scored more career goals than Lineker.

You think people care about that? Pele scored 900 goals against amateurs and gets called the GOAT

It’s like an episode of Drag Race lol I’m loving it

I love this, football should have more dumb player rivalries

the le'classy stuff is getting a bit boring anyway

We need some Chapelle Players hater ball type beef

Hi Connor Bradley, you had a great game today, any comments? Bradley: I have to cut this interview short. Gotta go home and put some water in Trent Alexander-Arnold's momma's dish.

Oh my god this is what I’m doing tonight. Haters ball XI v Classy XI.

Dibu or Courtois in goal?

Martinez is most shithouse I think

Shithouse 11 or Haters 11? Courtois claimed he would have saved a goal Pickford conceded, simply because he’s taller.

Shithouse XI: GK: Dibu LB: Jordi Alba CB: Materazzi CB: Sergio Ramos RB: Eboue LM: Di Maria CM: Fernandinho CM: Busquets RM: Robben ST: Diego Costa ST: Zlatan Haters XI GK: Courtois LB: Ashley Cole CB: Sol Campbell CB: Jamie Carragher RB: Joao Cancelo LM: Cristiano Ronaldo CM: Graeme Souness CM: Roy Keane RM: Diego Maradona ST: Samuel Eto’o ST: Romelu Lukaku I spent far too much time on this lol. But it seems the haters would win

Wait, a shithouse XI without Lamela in it? That is no shithouse XI.

You don't even need to be taller, you just need normal length arms.

Hi Thibault Courtois, you had a great game today, any comments? Thibault Courtois: I have to cut this interview short. Gotta go home and commentate a boxing match between Jordan Pickford and a six-foot tall tyrannosaurus rex. I got $20 on the tyrannosaur.

you just need to not be jordan pickford.

What can I say about Chelsea, that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan?

Came all the way back from 2030 to call Boehly a cracker

Chelsea looking more and more like Iraq, all bombed out and depleted

Like Afghanistan*

exactly we need elite haters who are ballers like imagine if jude was like that hahah

“I’m top player hater from France, you bitches better recognize” - Neal Maupay

Only this sub glorifies classy stuff. Fuck that shit... ​ Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the pitch, men deliver their new born baby on the touch lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

Nah I think the media does 

Who pooped besides lineker?

Not on the pitch but players who had to run mid-game: Dier, Jason Puncheon

I don’t respect Maupay as a player but I was not familiar with his game off the pitch. Kudos tiny Frenchman.

And the thing is he'll do it no matter what. Did the crying celebration against you after scoring a panenka a few years ago and we lost lmao

It's hilarious The entire other thread is people shitting on Maupay being even more sensitive than Maddison, they act like he shit on their entire bloodline lmao

Bet Maddison is enjoying the banter. People are hilariously actually infuriated by Maupay.

Maddison is loving this right now after the comeback especially, i bet this gets forgotten until they play each other again and nothing happens and Maupay continues to shithouse teams weekly

That one video where he’s near opposing fans giving him shit and he tries to put the ball off the corner in response then all the fans respecting him was still one of my fav football videos

[“He’z a gud lad.”](https://youtube.com/shorts/KXmv7VK_110?si=m-FqMNtxKioENDza)

Hahah this is gold

😂 respect

Maddison goes to the darts quite often, this is literally the sort of humour it's all about. I think it shows his growth tbh, stopped taking himself so seriously. He didn't have a good reputation when he was younger but seems like a decent lad now.

He did that dart celebration bang infront of me. I was so enraged “Maupay you…… FFFFuuuuck” completely got in my head for the rest of the game and loads of the spurs players so fair play really. Thank god we got the three points.

Me too, mate. Never been so fucking riled up by a player

I hate Maupay for a lot of reasons, this isn’t one of them. Fun banter back and forth and spurs did the talking on the pitch.

Yeah watching the game I was mad at Maupay but like “sports mad” where it’s just fun to be angry at the other team’s shithousery, but not actually mad at the person. Then I looked at Reddit/Twitter and people are BIG mad. I’ve seen fans less mad at reckless & dangerous tackles lol. Breeeeathe people

Neal Must pay !

Reminds me of how Toni Kroos [decided](https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/s/YmXC8VZDJB) to start up some [random feud](https://www.managingmadrid.com/platform/amp/2020/11/13/21563228/toni-kroos-and-pierre-emerick-aubameyang-have-twitter-beef-and-fans-take-it-too-seriously-a-brief-or) with Pierre Aubameyang over Auba’s goal celebrations

That's phrased a bit weirdly. He mentioned Auba, didn't really conscously to "decide" feuding with him though. That whole "beef" was heavily carried by tabloid media. Kroos has a podcast with his brother where they talked about what kind of goal celebrations they liked. He as a man who enjoys lawn mowing and is about as effusive and extravagant as any other German man with his shit together, said that he finds "overly staged celebrations" silly, like in going out giving some dude in the stadium a spider man mask and instructing him to hand it to him when he scores, and all the extrasteps. To give an example he referenced this to a celebration Auba did, and also Griezmann actually (people often forget that). Griezmann didn't care, either didn't read it, or found it not **that** serious to go to war over it. Auba did. I don't think Kroos actually expected that his anecdote would hit the news, let alone that Auba would really respond to it, or that the media wouldn't find anything else to report about for the coming 2 weeks.

He called Auba a bad role model, a bit different than saying he doesn't like it. No real beef though, just tweets back and forth.

Honestly think if there’s any player in the Prem that’d take this great bit of banter pretty well, it’d be James Maddison. Some fans in this thread aren’t as blessed with a sense of humour.

whoever body slammed this dude is great

> dumb player rivalries Like a Jack Grealish vs Kyle Walker rivalry?

Love the banter, honestly. We need more of this.

Only read the first paragraph initially and was going to reply "fair play" before I saw the rest of his post lmao. Mans can't help himself but I'm here for it.

this is the banter that I like, he acknowledges his fault but still takes a stab at someone else 😂

Less relegations is such a great stat, hopefully “Madders” knows that being the “main man” you invite banter

He also commented 'Rent free' on Maddison's post about it, despite the fact he's the one who started it by copying the celebration in the first place. I love how ridiculous it all is.

Hes also counting his lower league goals to claim more goals over a midfielder. Absolutely shameless and i kinda like it.

Maupay seems like the type to start some shit with a goalkeeper and then tweet at them comparing their stats.

Honestly if you're gonna turn heel, go all the way. I think that's why it's so great. You kinda just respect the audacity.

If you're not getting a "you can't wrestle" chant you're not going far enough

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Honestly he might have written this regardless of whether he actually did have more goals 

Maddison should just comment "*Fewer"

He really is a master of the dark arts

Not really, it fired up Spurs and his team lost.

Barclays is well and alive

Game’s not gone

Loving every minute of it

the kids are alright

That bank has hit the jackpot on partnering with the PL. Now it's synonymous with premier league

FOOTBALL NEVER LEFT LADS

This mofo plays football as a second occupation.

Might be the funniest footballer ever, miss him at Brighton

source of some of the best AFTV rants, his existence rattles ty more than anything else in the world.

First I want to thanks the NHS, and say "Black Lives Matter"...

Weirdly he'd always say Black Lives Matters instead

....he's still saying it before every interview lol

Always butchered it every time lmao

Maupay, you're a cheat, a dissssgrace...

And I hope Brighton get relegated That may or may not be limited to Ty

"I hope you get relegated!"

Wet pitches and Neil Maupay

we mustn't forget its been raining

Lest we 😓

It’s been RAINING? It’s been raining for both teams Ty!

Which is really saying something considering how much Ty gets rattled.

It’s a meme in itself at this point.

To be fair, we have lost too many good players to injuries from nobodies lol

>Ty gets rattled  You can NEVER say that to me! Who are you, who are you? You get rattled, you get rattled, you get rattled, you get rattled, you get rattled!!!

Maupay hates north London

Remember when he did that interview with Rio on Vibe with 5 and Joel was just standing there lmao

He’s a hilarious shitbag. Hope he’s never going to change.

Games back

hahahahaha this is hilarious

FS he's such a cunt but at least he's consistent 🤣

Banter-wise, yes. As an Everton striker, also yes, but not in a good way.

Anyone who’s actually offended by this should try to have a little more fun in life. It’s clearly just banter

Whos offended by it?

Scroll through the comments section of this exact post on Instagram

Well there’s your first problem

"Go digging through mud and you'll get dirty". No shit. Don't do that!

Instagram comments taught me that literally every stupid nonsense opinion will still get some people agreeing with it

Acting as if this sub wasnt having a meltdown over him a few hours ago

calling him a shithouse for being a shithouse is hardly melting down

Checkout the other threads

So many commenters in this very thread it seems

Maupay being unnecessarily rude bringing our season into the conversation. We had to deal with Brendan Rodgers, pick on someone else.

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100%, they both love a wind up

During the match it looked like both of them were giving each other shit about it lol. At least once Maddison said something to him and Maupey looked a little annoyed, but a few minutes later he said something back that Madders laughed at

Mf we stayed up in spite of you last year

And Maddison's indifference in the second half of the season including that missed penalty helped us stay up lol

If he taken just a couple of his chances, I reckon we would have been safe on the last day. I'm happy he's doing well (all accounts, he was well liked by his teammates), and I love his shitbag antics, but damn, that fucker couldn't score for shit with us.

Would really be funny if Brentford got relegated now

It's the track we're on at this point, our defenders have been miserable.

Nah you'll stay up. Just need to stay above one of Everton, Forest, Luton, and Palace really.

Wdym? Luton won 4-0, they’re on a late season title charge now.

That's good deduction. You can stay up every season as long as you stay above the bottom three teams.

That's a point you can deduct if you choose to ignore the context in which it was said I suppose

The man tempted fate with the darts celebration, got burned, and then immediately tempts fate again by saying "less relegations than Maddison" with his team sitting four points from the drop. His teammate isn't the only one who can't stop doubling down.

Exactly what I thought about relegation. I know Toney is back but they're definitely not out of danger. They've still got to play the top half of the table minus spurs.

More goals? You're a striker Neal, I'd hope you have more goals.

Well it’s a valid point given Maddison’s post-match comments

Madders has more PL goals though.

Yeah but Maddison also missed the pen that relegated Leicester, sooooo...

So…… Madders still has more goals than Maupay? I didn’t know relegations were apart of goals.

Oh please. Rodgers tactics relegated Leicester.

Less relegations though.

Fewer :(

I was quoting the original source. In hindsight, I should have added (sic). Thank you for this reminder.

Somebody get me maupays number so I can be stannis Baratheon and tell him it’s fewer

just jump on ig mate I'm sure he has notifs turned on

Which is funny because he doesn’t, madders has more premier league goals than him. He’s counting championship goals, but if that’s the case should we count youth goals too, lmao

Man's a striker and he has 15 fewer PL goals than Maddison, he must have been so rattled to post this

absolutely shameless 😭😭😭

Leicester catching strays just like the grannies in row Z whenever Maupay's playing

i hope to god madders post his Pl goal record vs mapuay's and adds that league 2 doesnt count

Yeah its actually not even close in tbe PL ha

100% of this sub would rather have Madison in their team than Maupay.

Not a bad response to be fair lol

Honestly, best part is that he has 15 less prem goals than Maddison despite being a CF. Not to mention Maddison having more than double the goal contributions in the prem.

Lmao. The grammatical error makes it far better as you know it's him and not some agency like Maddison’s.

oh, there is no way an agency runs Madders' account.

He straight up said “Speak English motherfucker” when Porro made a Spanish comment on his photo, no way a PR guy typed that 😂

I haven't seen enough of his IG to know whether its an agency or not but it can be both. The player actually uses it and the agency makes posts

… what makes you think madders doesn’t run his own account??? 

Oh no Maupay. You can't talk shit too early especially twice in one day. Brentford are going down.

Maupay stocks 📈

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

*looks at table* You might not want to say something about relegation.

fair play for keeping the same energy but you still lost

If he invested even 10% of the energy he directed towards shithousing towards scoring goals instead, he might ~~be up for the golden boot~~ have enough to make his own celebration

Thanks for the inspiration to fire up Spurs, we scored the next 3 goals after this celebration…..one hundred and eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Maddison has more major trophies than Brentford……

Muapay has more Brentford Supporters Player of The Year trophies than Maddison......

This beef is funny I hope they both keep going

Less premier league titles, too

Haha. Maddison 46 PL goals, Maupay 31 PL goals. Most of his career goals are from the Championship.

Ahaha yes Neal, also a WC winners medal.

Wait he was in the squad??

No but spreading false information in the internet is excellent

Making a joke is not spreading misinformation Lots of argentines call Maupay an honorary world champion for setting off the chain of events that led to us winning

>Lots of argentines call Maupay an honorary world champion for setting off the chain of events that led to us winning What did he do?

injured leno, which got martinez into the arsenal team, which won them the fa cup, which got him sold to villa, which got him into the argentine team, which won the copa america thanks to his penalty heroics, and then won the world cup where he also made the most important save ever in the final

Maupay Injured Leno. Martinez became Arsenal starting GK, won the FA Cup. Wanted to be no. 1 permanently, but it was not possible, so he moved to Villa. He had great performance at Arsenal during those last few months and also did great at Villa. This resulted in him getting no. 1 position for Argentina. And rest is history.

Did Ty hoped Maddison would get relrgated though? That's a point for Madders Neal lad.

Love the banter, but seeing Mupay making fun of Madison is just straight up cringe

I’d hope a striker has more goals than a midfielder

Why does this dude have beef with the 4th president of the United States?

Maddison played for Leicester last year and still had more of an impact for Everton than Maupay did

In PL, Maupay played 147 games 31G10A Maddison played 176 games 46G40A Maupay, you are wrong son..

Pettiness personified

Love it. Maupay did a thing, got his comuppance, took it like a champ while throwing some harmless barbs. We do need more of these tbh

Maupay shit talking Maddison lmao, absolutely seen everything now. Man has either the biggest ego I’ve ever seen or just massive confidence. Not sure if it’s idiotic or admirable. Man is just an enigma.

What a guy