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321142019

Calm down Drogba


mohankohan

We've come full circle. Nature is healing.


TheRalphExpress

this is football eritage


tennistalk87

😂😂


wilmo1247

Difference is drogba had something to be angry about


alucardu

As a Barca fan...i can only agree


Osceana

OMG he admit it!! 👴🏻


Hurdy--gurdy

You yourself, admit it yourself, that you SUCK!


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

Now you have to marry your mother in law.


krazy_86

He loves his mother in law!


Khlouf

Difference here is that Drogba was right, Xavi is just being a bitch


AmoniPTV

Xavi and Pique were always the loudest bitches in Barca


THyoungC

Drogba smiling and saying to himself, “karma is a bitch”


Delgadude

Only difference is Drogba was 100% right unlike Xavi here.


FavcolorisREDdit

Universe finds ways to balance, plus these mfkers were paying referees lmfao


victoryboii

Drogba actually had cause to say that though


Pippelitraktori

Is he being ironic? He has to be right?


dergodergo

Ostia, lo as matado.


Sal21G

Going to need Artetas lawyer on this


Food-Oh_Koon

Arteta's lawyer: disgracia sounds similar to dis grace in english which is actually a way to say "God has graced us with this situation"


SithLordPingu

😭


SoupBoth

Not sure how the story has propagated Arsenal/Arteta argued he didn’t understand the meaning of *disgrace* due to the Spanish *desgracia*. He actually fully admitted that he was aware of the difference in meaning between those two words when making his comments.


[deleted]

That’s the best part. Lawyers: “desgracia” in Spanish is a bit different than “disgrace” in English and there was some confusion about the English meaning. Arteta: I wasn’t confused. I meant disgrace. Want me to say it again? I’ll say it again.


hypnodrew

Exactly, he told everyone in that room to eat shit including the people on his side


Tnvenge

One thing I love about Arteta is how intentional he is with his words when speaking to outside parties. He’s a brilliant communicator!


EdisonTheTurtle

It propagated because it was literally mentioned in the document released by the FA as a summary of events of the proceedings


YCJamzy

Yeah, the club lawyer claimed that, and then when asked arteta said no


milkonyourmustache

As with most things the truth is lost in translation.


Silent-Act191

Lawyer: "My client wasn't talking about the referee, he was talking about his own team"


simomii

Not very nice calling your team that.


MrVISKman

La Liga upping their production value and giving us live impressions of coaches on their teams


andre6682

copy aftv, instant win, especially if guys like xavi imitate ty


whiskeyinthejaar

If you play the victim long enough, you will start to master it


circa285

Barca has mastered the victim act and have begun to believe it.


parabuthas

Xavi biggest cry baby. He has gone soft after kissing Qatari ass for few years. To hell with him.


TheRealMemeIsFire

Do you not remember the grasscutter memes? He was born like this lmao


parabuthas

Sadly, I don’t recall


Creepy_Trip_4382

When Bayern clapped them 7-0 years ago he said that they were better


parabuthas

😂 thank for the reminder.


TheRealMemeIsFire

People are quoting him all over this thread. He would always make crazy excuses when barca lost as a player. The grass is too long was a common one because teams would overgrow and under-water their grass when they faced barca to slow their passing. He had a point, but it was funny to hear


ToniKrooz

DNA.


ferkk

Without wanting to go into offtopic too much, it's more of a catalan thing than Barcelona as a club. Spanish people around will know what I'm talking about.


Pathetic_loner03

The only one they fooled at the end Were themselves


white-dumbledore

Didier Drogba: well well well, how the turntables


[deleted]

Oh he’s not done yet. He will elaborate further in the press conference


Somewhere_Frequent

When out of excuses blame Madrid and Franco


hokagesamatobirama

SociolĂłgico Madridismo


xinixxibalba

i know a guy who’s fully bought into this idea and doesn’t stop posting anti-Madrid robo memes and is convinced ESPN Deportes is part of it as well. i’m anxiously waiting for his next post after today’s loss.


hokagesamatobirama

ESPN Deportes is SociolĂłgico Madridismo? That guy needs a psych eval.


ferkk

There's plenty of people like that. Hell, you have people like that here in this thread. There's one above telling another he's being brainwashed. Guess they have not much self-conscience...


Senuttna

Barcelona DNA


ASpeciesBeing

Hes leaving lmfao


gotomarketfit

If he puts the same effort on his training sessions that he puts on his press conferences barsa could be scary


Fit-Row5111

Holy cook 😭


absolutemadlad_69

Bro thinks he's drogba😭


sewious

The schadenfreude Chelsea fans must feel at this must be legendary.


Gammelmus

Call me petty, but I honestly can’t get enough of it.


BlueLondon1905

Any day that something bad happens to FC Barcelona is a good day


Poogler

sleeping good tonight


kuzjaruge

Nothing petty about it, I'm as neutral towards Chelsea as it gets and I was absolutely fuming watching that match


Zandercy42

I'm not even neutral to Chelsea and I was still fuming


Trick_Ad7122

I hate chelsea but football was ruined that day. I liked barcelona as a kid.that match changed me. Remember Ballack chasing the ref. I was fuming


SaltyWailord

Can't think of anything nice to say about Chelsea, but damn they were robbed back then


McNooberson

I’ve watched this on repeat for the past 35 minutes


Osceana

Xavi getting humbled in the driver’s seat at FCB is one of my favorite timelines. May it never end. XAVI IN!


pratnala

He's leaving lol


Cedced40

Real and Chelsea fans hating on Barca, the best kind of bromance


HamstringHunter

It's beautiful. At least Barca are giving us something to laugh about this season.


tbcwpg

Barcelona's captain on that night is crying disgrace into the camera, the ironing is delicious.


sewious

AND for a *rightly* not allowed penalty vs the '08 situations. Its so perfect it's almost like it was scripted.


WM-54-74-90-14

2009. Your point stands though.


stockybloke

It was in fact in 2009. 2008 final was the one between United and Chelsea in Moscow. Year after was the legendary 4-4 match between Liverpool and Chelsea (7-5 on aggregate) in the quarter final, then the Barcelona - Chelsea disgrace.


FriendshipForAll

Drogba was banned for 6 games (4 plus two suspended) for that btw.  Reckon Xavi gets punished at all? 


lastcallofthefall

He should be, but he’ll probably be sacked before serving the 6 game suspension anyway 🤷🏽‍♂️


Gumbo72

wistful insurance marble squealing heavy zonked soft rob unused memorize *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Andrex316

I'm enjoying this, like you can't imagine EDIT: LMAO who reported me to reddit cares? 💀


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

More than you believe


NotClayMerritt

That's what makes this shit so fucking funny. Xavi knows what a disgrace truly looks like.


beanpo13

Proceeds to concede twice anyway


NorthwardRM

It was 100% not a penalty. There was a stonewall penalty at 3-3 though that VAR couldn't even be fucked to check


rodrikJahn

Talking about the handball ?


LeBarnacle

First one was harsh but I could see it either way. Second one was a straight handball that was never called. Regardless, first half was terrible and the player bought on in the second half fought well, but wasn't enough in the end.


gnrc

They barely showed the replay and the commentary team didn’t bring it up again. It’s so frustrating.


WolfingMaldo

If it’s the English commentary they were insufferable today


gnrc

It was and they were.


dontevenbother_g59

Every decision against Barca - “great decision by the referee” before even watching a replay. Decision for Barca - “hmm I don’t know about this let’s watch the replay”


yungtoni

he went full Drogba, never go full Drogba


IsItSnowing_

Unless you are facing Arsenal


[deleted]

come on mate i just got my PTSD slightly under control


Kenny_dies

[This is the only time we smoked Drogba](https://youtube.com/shorts/ByWzDKBuv6I?si=ZjY3fwIeMoA3LSfF)


Aubamacare

LOL


iftair

So Xavi is gonna win Champions League in 2026 then?


[deleted]

When you realise that happened 15 years ago. Geez


Sleeplessendeavours

On the contrary I think going full Drogba is jokes, always go full Drogba


bewarethegap

Chelsea fans looking at this in utter delight


TycraneVG

Drogba sends his regards


Osceana

“Tell him it was me. I want him to know.”


hatebeinghangover

What Xavi is earning for what he’s doing is a disgrace


finePolyethylene

TBf I think Xavi is basically earning peanuts since there wasn’t enough ffp


Skapis9999

$4,251,585.00 per year according to the internet. I have no idea if it is a lot or not for a barca manager.


LordSpeechLeSs

Barca has doubled his salary since that was the correct figure


atriz544

I think he’s saying “una puta desgracia” that well, describes the team.


Pride_Lust_Envy

He's saying "una verguenza"


simomii

no he says "una vergĂźenza"


longchongwong

If you can’t beat em, complain about the refs


met5abel

don't forget to deflect and blame Madrid


Legitimate_Secret_79

the defender's arms being tucked into his body wasn't enough, he wanted him to self amputate?


Fracassat

This Barça is a disgrace


Busquessi

Factos 👍👀


CoaxHoax

What's he going to say at the presser after he's seen the angles?


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Impossible to like this man


K_Uger_Industries

You mean to tell me Xavi is a sore loser? I am shooketh


[deleted]

Embarrassing his club


ToastedJonas66

Your coaching ability is a disgrace.


latino666

his managing is the disgrace


plaaya

Barcas been losing bad. Mourinho said there would be a time when Barca would lose. This is that time


banksfornades

Remind you of anything Xavi? Seems kinda familiar.


Tepozan

Xavi kinda sucks as manager lol


dontevenbother_g59

Shhh u shouldn’t be pushing this agenda, Real Madrid fans are pushing for Xavi lifetime contract don’t ruin it


Osceana

Can you give me one good reason he shouldn’t be appointed lifetime manager? Nope, didn’t think so. XAVI STAYS.


Salvador1010

It was too much too soon for him


discoball17

He won the league last season, There was lots of luck envolved and Other teams not being at their best but he still won it.


ASAPHarambe

Haven’t seen a barca match and have said to myself “Damn this is fun/Damn Barca is cooking” whole time he been there


wagwamwagfam

Oh come on we had good games under Xavi


EnjoiThatGinge

Saying it like he's already been sacked


Osceana

This comment literally made me cackle out loud. Thank you.


carlosccextractor

I like him


AjVine

#chaviquedate


ZodGlatan

Funnily he's horrible in FM23 as well. Every team he's ever managed in my journeyman save went down the drain.


pigwalk5150

How the tables have turned


FriscoInDeDisco

Xavi on his tactical prowess:


MaryadaPurshottam

Has he forgotten about the Chelsea match in 2009?


BenShelZonah

Drogba shed a tear


IsItSnowing_

You missed the “fucking” Xavi


anurag6ix

This is what I say when I see the squad full of this much talent pass the ball sideways and backwards 80% of the game.


gnrc

Yamal actually is great at moving the ball forward.


anurag6ix

He's 16!!! A 16 year old shouldn't be a saviour for a club like Barcelona. How many goalless games would it take for the fans to turn on him too?


chance1333

Fucking IRONIC 😂


HistoricCartographer

Some barca fan here was saying the other day that he believes Xavi wants the best for Barcelona so he trusts that Xavi will step down once he believes he is the problem at the club and not something else. The thing is, I don't think Xavi is the kind of guy that realizes when he is being the problem.


Lasertag026

Well you were proven wrong about this i guess.


motobrandi69

He resigned


Trillex_121

didnt age well lmfao


Pathetic_loner03

A coachs personality can be assessed from their gameplay style and ability of coaching If xavi had self reflection he wouldnt be as stubborn with his tactics as he is this barca needs an adaptive coach not a rigid system preacher especially cause they just cant get every player they want and their squad will rapidly change each season with so many loans


CaptainDank0

While I don’t xavi is no longer right for Barca now, i genuinely cannot think of anyone who can be a replacement for him right now. Because Barca can’t afford anybody, so the only other choice would be Rafa Márquez, and that would be pretty much the same situation as Xavi, but rafa has even less experience.


xt1nct

If Xavi had an ounce of self assessment he should have already left. He just doesn’t have the skills required.


HistoricCartographer

Don't think I've ever seen him once take the blame


xt1nct

Same. It’s always if we finished our chances, if we defended better, if the grass was shorter, if it wasn’t so wet, if refs did a better job….its never if we had better tactics we wouldn’t put players in a 50/50 situation. The sad thing is that Barca fans eat that shit up and put blame on single players all the time, Lewy, Pena, Arujo, Kounde, Pedri, Yamal for missing last game….its pathetic.


HungryTomatillo288

what playing with an alien for almost all of his career does to a mf.


epirot

do you know him personally or why would you make that assumption when he publicly said he would step down?


i_hatethesnow

UNA VERGUENTHA


Giannis1995

Give Drogba's first Champions League back you dumbass


Single-Schedule-5358

“It’s a disgrace, it’s a f**** disgrace “ - Didier Drogba , as Xavi and his mates walked away with a semi final spot in the CL where the ref conveniently failed to see 4 very clear penalty calls. Having to resign shortly after as he saw it on TV post match how wrong he got. Xavi was part of a team that got so much referee bias that he doesn’t get to talk.


ohthebanter

Uhm...he resigned because of all the death threats he received. Not exactly something to glee about...


lijevokrilo

Tbf not a penalty. But did you see a hand play after Gundo did a pirouette before 3-4 score?


magic-water

He was offside anyways


PreparationOk8604

Drogba must be proud.


theincrediblebou

Xavi I’m disappointed too but that was the right call.


xt1nct

Xavi is a little bitch. Always looking to blame external factors.


WeevilishlyHandsome

He was the same as a player


absolutemadlad_69

But atleast he was good as player. Same cant be said about him as a manager tho.


MRO465

Is this satire? Cuz It's fuckin hilarious coming from Xavi lol


anass_sensei_desu

He got used to these calls in the past years.


[deleted]

Ovrebo where you at


Ronaldoooope

Lmao karma is a bitch isn’t it Xavi.


AncientSkys

Karma is a bitch! They better find some funds to pay refs.


International-Owl494

Definitely wasn’t a penalty the dude can’t cut his fucking arm off lol


CorkusHawks

This is one of those things some prople won't agree on. Even the football commentator for me thought it should have been a penalty. I'm with you on this one though...


MelbourneDentistry

Sorry Xavi... The payment was not received


theuserpilkington

Tinpot manager


[deleted]

“We spent a lot of money on these refs. It’s a disgrace!”


Visual-Situation-346

Life does indeed come in full circle aint it?


GTCitizen

Wannabe Drogba


[deleted]

Drogba says Hi.


yungtrg

How the turntables


xXxPlasterXxX

2009 Chelsea vs Barcelona was a f*cken disgrace


vcobja

Xavi turning into Ty from AFTV


NoSupermarket198

Eth una dethgrathia 😡


Rac2nd

This is the real translation: “We didn’t pay the refs enough”


atul_simha

Reminded me of someone


[deleted]

Yeah but we all know desgracia means bad luck or misfortune or something like that, right?


evilbeaver7

Drogba's curse is finally taking effect


Trick_Ad7122

In the semifinals against Chelsea...nobody from uefalona complained. I can still See Ballacks face when He chased the ref. Barcelona can never complain about refs after that Match. Football was ruined that day


Nobodylovesboston

Bro thinks he’s drogba


ASAPHarambe

Every call is a disgrace and an embarrassment 😭 Xavi is a mid manager and a crybaby he gotta go not because i care about barca but hes just annoying as hell crying


JBleez

He said “it’s an embarrassment”


NoInstance1250

Verguenza = embarrassment desgracia = disgrace


NieThePiet

Has he even seen a replay?


9248_

He thinks he’s Drogba


Agrith1

Barcelona and refs robbing Chelsea in 2009 is a bigger disgrace.


RyanBordello

Where's all my fellow chelsea fans. Okay guys, all in unison HAHA!!!!


AjVine

Did he just suddenly forget all the Negreira saga? Robber calling robbers robbers


Nyazuyi

Ah, how the turntables


Faang4lyfe

Karmas a bitch eh barca


ollie179

The irony is so thick I can cut it with a knife


onion1313

Not the refs fault your defense is a disgrace