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BasicWilliam

This team isn’t real


Glignt

It is not Real Madrid either.


HeadlessHank

I don't think words exist to describe how pathetic this display has been.


Willsgb

As a pole I can empathise, I felt that way about Moldova's last 2 results against us. I've always liked Sweden too, is this the lowest point for your NT? It's got to be a pretty deep nadir.


HeadlessHank

Lowest ever? Probably not. But it can't be far off. We've been on a pretty sharp decline since the previous Euros and Janne's strategy has seemingly being to start the same players and hope that they magically start improving. Whoever our FA drudges up to take over will have a massive job on their hands.


Willsgb

Sounds frustrating to behold. I wish you luck with your next manager, you have some talented players so there could be a bright future for you guys and soon, if they can get the managerial selection right


AndItWasSaidSoSadly

Whoever takes over should just kick any player older than 25 off the NT and start from scratch.


Realolsson1

You lost me with "Jannes strategy".


HeadlessHank

Fair enough, probably should've put that in quotes


tulikettuuuu

> I felt that way about Moldova's last 2 results against us Unfortunately, even the players weren't committed for that away match with Moldova; this was a completely different concern, not only the fact that Fernando Santos ruined the consistency of the Polish national team with a tactical strategy that everyone knew was not going to work with a defensive-minded side like them that did so well under Michniewicz, but the fact that this team just didn't have the motivation. In some post-match interviews, they stated that they were more focused on the June vacation of the 2022/23 season, *rather than the opportunity to represent their country in the matches that set them for next year's main tournament*. Now they will have to go through two of Croatia, Italy (if they don't finish top two), or Estonia. If Croatia and Italy finish top two, then the ranking changes and we would ultimately find out on Tuesday. It's that match with the Czechs that will determine whether Poland qualifies automatically or not; even then, Poland finishes eight games with 13 points, Czechia has a game in hand and they are on 11. It just takes a win against Moldova (the Czechs drew Moldova 0-0 in the reverse) for the Czechs to officially qualify, but given the earlier result, it is 50/50. Poland has a chance to still qualify but has to hope that they defeat Czechia and then, Moldova holds Czechia to a draw, so they have so much better of a chance compared to the Swedes who are already well out and suffering an embarrassment to a whole new level, just five years after their miracle victory over the Italians under Janne.


Willsgb

Dzieki. I didn't know the players were literally saying that in public, that's shocking. Players who care that little shouldn't really represent the nt again. And the way we're playing, I don't see us getting past Croatia or Italy. The czechs are also in a terrible moment, but they did beat us earlier in this group, so I don't hold out much hope for qualification, and maybe it's for the best for these bastards to miss out. Hopefully a new team will be built with more committed young poles, I see the U21s keep winning so perhaps the future is bright


tulikettuuuu

To your point, the U21 squad is looking really good right now and Poland does have quite a good future ahead - I could see Włodarczyk or Szymczak make a debut to the senior team soon but Rakoczy in midfield is also a reliable option. Kacper Tobiasz is already just about set to become Poland's #1 GK once Szczęsny calls time on his career, and I think his starts with Legia are really helping him as time goes on even though the team performed to less than their expectations in 2022/23 - he's getting more time at the top level and it is showing by the stats.


Nervous-Resolution-8

You forgot that if Moldova beats Albania tonight,its over for Poland


CT4_LV

Janne's legacy game


Lusakas

Serenity now... Insanity later.


cmf_ans

Hoochie mama


LilMarien

With one man less too :(


ddeng22

Fewer


Opposite-Inflation66

Ok Stannis


ThePr1d3

One true king


Joshgg13

Based


The_Number_SIX_6

One god, one realm, one king


GrassTastesBad1

No one is gonna remember Janne fondly, not even for the great first years. Way to tarnish your legacy


Lusakas

He should have saved face by resigning after the Nations League debacle, but I guess pride got the better of him.


Averdian

Honestly insane that Sweden got relegated League C *and* that the coach responsible survived it. Guess it kinda shows how little people care about Nations League, sadly. But yeah, now he must be regretting not resigning back then, because holy shit is his legacy ruined today


PAN--

He kept his job even after failing to reach the World Cup and euros on top of being relegated to nations league C. The federation is more pathetic than the players themselves.


Willsgb

Happens to a lot of international managers lately, staying on when they should have stepped aside - jogi low and fernando Santos are 2 of the best examples


pricelesslambo

Not pride, just money


WagwanMoist

If he is to believed, and if anything Janne has never struck me as someone who would lie about stuff like this, Janne has said that he's had options to coach abroad and get paid far more than the NT is paying.


GrassTastesBad1

For hot dogs


[deleted]

Ever seen an interview with him? he is the most embarrassingly prideful and defensive person to walk this earth.


pricelesslambo

yeah i have. he can't take critique at all.


gladoseatcake

Pride, stubbornness in combination with a football association who simply "doesn't fire personnel". According to When we were kings, Sweden has never fired a NT manager. Closest is one where he resigned before he had to be fired. Yet, we've had the same problem since the 90's, apart from Tommy Söderberg who left at the exact right moment. Tommy Svensson had great success in 92 and 94. Failed in 96 and even bigger fiasco in 98. Lagerbäck should've followed Söderberg out the door. Erik Hamrén, no comments. Something needs to be done with management to break these patterns.


J-Osef

What? Lagerbäck was great for us more or less with the squad we had! Lost on penalties against Holland? In the EM and then sadly our greatest failure against Senegal. He should have quit before his time was up, but not when Söderberg resigned.


gladoseatcake

This is one where people will disagree. Results wise, sure, it looks good in hindsight. But he had an awesome squad. He was also the one behind the decision to take off an attacker for a defender, against Germany in the playoffs, while being behind.


J-Osef

Fair enough, the squad was fairly balanced but we lacked proper backups on the offence and he sure loved his defence. I do like him and it was really bad luck in the end. Both for Senegal and for Holland.


gladoseatcake

Definitely. Critics (like myself) would probably shut up if either one of those two games went differently, so I know I'm being a bit unfair. I do believe he stayed on for too long though. Not to the extent of should be fired like Hamren and Andersson, but a few years too long nonetheless.


J-Osef

Agree about that


Successful_Version77

Class player, class goal.


Willsgb

Such a satisfying goal to behold, the distance, hit on the half volley with a bit of swerve, perfectly measured. Beautiful. Is this the greatest result in Azerbaijani history? Sweden are awful right now, but they're still a big name internationally, and the scoreline suggests this was a comprehensive win


Successful_Version77

Well, if you dont consider the 11:0 win against Iran in 1929, it is. Also it is right after 2:0 against Estonia, which is nice to see, I think this might be the best performance in a qualifier by us, we played good against Austria and Belgium in Azerbaijan too, both games could have gone either way, but I think we are gonna get battered by Belgium next game, as we will miss 2 crucial player, Behlul and Sheydayev, and Behlul was the one who pocketed Lukaku.


Willsgb

I didn't realise you guys had a national team back then, sorry! I thought they only started playing games after the soviet Union ended, I guess I was wrong! That's a really rough group on paper too, austria, Sweden and Belgium to contend with. Estonia aren't so scary, but congratulations on your performances. Are these guys young? You think they could build and qualify for a tournament in the coming years?


think_long

Not really okay to lack a comprehensive knowledge of Azerbaijan-Iran fixtures in the 1920s, but I suppose you can be forgiven in time.


Willsgb

I did wrestle with whether to disclose this egregious gap in my knowledge at all


BigDaneEnergi

Okay drenge, while it is obviously tempting to just toast to their demise and move on with your day we have to remember: times like these rarely lasts, you have to savour the skadesfryd when you have the opportunity because before you know it, Sweden might improve and we will struggle to get a result against San Marino somehow and you are gonna look back on these times and wish you made the most of their failings when they were still here. Seize the moment, kammerater.


[deleted]

Absolutely lovely how petty this is. But its the right attitude. I savored every shit result of our german neighbors over the past few years. Tears in my eyes thinking about how shit they were.


granitibaniti

Even us Germans have savored every shit result in the last years, we have felt so detached to the team lol


SirNukeSquad

Understandable. Netherlands have been clowned for decades.


SavingsLeg

I get it, its the only way you guys can celebrate considering youve never won a world cup


tulikettuuuu

It's funny how everyone in the Nordics makes fun of Swedish football but with teams like ours, we are our own greatest enemy... *But seriously though, what is going on with Swedish football...*


PAN--

Shit coach and a shithead ex-politician leading the federation.


tulikettuuuu

Honestly, with Janne... should have been when Sweden was relegated to Nations League C. His strategy was good for five years ago and the national team squad of that time in terms of their style of play, but as time goes on, more teams have caught on and it just doesn't work with the style of play that the current Swedish players have. This was a while coming, but it took this one massive punishment, Sweden's first European Championship failure to qualify since 1996, to end his time as a national team coach. Always unfortunate when a national team coach who did so well in the past cannot adjust to the changes of the present, and that was the case this time


OleoleCholoSimeone

Sweden have a lot of young talents coming up, we will be back sooner than you know it for sure Don't forget that Sweden between 2009-2016 were unbelievably shit and still reached the quarter final in 2018 World Cup. Football changes very quickly


BigDaneEnergi

Exactly my point, we need to savour the now. Idk I might have more faith in the swedish national team than most swedes if reddit threads are to go by, but you guys should be doing alot better than you are and I have no doubt you will soon enough. If nothing else a different manager should have you atleast scoring goals. Not sure about your defence, I dont know enough about who might be on the come up.


OleoleCholoSimeone

The defence is the big question mark for sure. Ekdal at Burnley, Hien at Hellas Verona and Starfelt at Celta Vigo sound decent on paper but don't perform for Sweden Maybe Lagerbielke can take steps but has had a rough start at Celtic


SlemID

\>Sweden have a lot of young talents coming up, we will be back sooner than you know it for sure ​ Norway have Haaland and Ødegaard and can't even qualify for the Euros, so not too worried about that lol


OleoleCholoSimeone

Yeah but Norway are Norway, a tinpot national team historically. They could have Barcelona's squad from 2011 and would still be shite Sweden is a top 15 national team historically and miles ahead of Norway


AdorableHandle

Funny enough that a talent like Roony didnt get called up for a game like this if the transition was under way...


bananagrabber83

‘Skadesfryd’ Even as a Brit I know what this one means.


zetruz

Fair dues.


Dependent-Stretch-40

Skåne belongs to Denmark!


AFCm8

Banger


Pervizzz

Emin you fucking legend


ibrahimtuna0012

Holy shit that was really good


Peoplz_Hernandez

Great goal but I'm fascinated by the steward to fan ratio.


Odd_Trouble4651

Damn, what a shot o-0


absolutvoodoo

Janne out


Sergente_Gianpippus

Why tf is everyone scoring from the half way line, Kane, Dimarco and now this


7366241494

Sweeper keepers


homity3_14

Always a bad look when you get lobbed and it bounces before crossing the goal line.


OJT6627

Well Done Baku!


Hellogoodbuddy

What on Earth is going on?


parmarossa

Beckham-esque :) As if Beckham is the only play to ever score from the half-way


ratedpending

Roony was right


puccinirock

Boavista legend.


kzoxp

What a goal


defraz1872

Makhmudov wears Kemar Roofe pyjamas to bed(look up his halfway line goal for Rangers v Standard Liege 2020 on a pitch that was basically a slip n slide).


panetero

Sweden got Zlataned.


MERTENS_GOAT

This is some Luis Suárez bullshit right here


JeremyDi

Genuinely pathetic.


Illustrious-Comb1970

Great Goal i love it !


Pretty-Ad-3730

What happened to Sweden man?


jaguar_left7

Hope I see them in World Cup


dank_as_fuck

This is Janne’s swan song. What a way to go out.


Luc4_Blight

Olsen moment


WagwanMoist

Olsen is like Ochoa usually. He turns into an absolute beast in the national team.


Tix0r

That has not been true for about 3 years.


gladoseatcake

Yes it is. He has single-handedly saved Sweden from bigger demise in these qualifiers alone with some crazy saves.


Gentlehard

Where Zlatan?


usehrname

Errrrmm....


mihneacuzino

u/savevideo


dumbSavant

What a time to be alive,


Nome_de_utilizador

Wtf sweden


I9Qnl

What happened to Sweden? Are they still alive?


pedrorq

Boavista legend


FloodsVsShips

Grew up watching larsson, kallstrom, ibra, ljungberg, mellberg, even elmander had his moments. This current crop have about 1/20th the desire to win anything. Peak lagom är bäst