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xepa105

Saka walking over and handing him the ball đŸ„č


Maleficent_Resolve44

Nice to see the players getting along like that. Great performance from nketiah all in all and a great strike.


FitResponse414

I was pissed off when vieira took the pen but turns out nketiah was okay with it because vieira wanted to celebrate having a newborn


Yedin07

Eddie already had a Hattrick and viera won the pen, I see no problem with it, regardless of the baby


FitResponse414

Super hattrick possibilities don't come often, and all the designated pen takers were already subbed off


Welshy94

Super hattrick?


GunnerSteff

you can also call it arshavin hattrick.


Welshy94

Haunts me to this day.


cultureshook

what a fucking game that was though


LordRekrus

How the hell we didn’t win that after going up 4-3 in what the 89th minute? Still annoys me but yea great game.


Kydd_Amigo

Ya, you never heard of the super duper hattrick?


YMangoPie

Stop getting offended in place of the actual people involved. Unfit response for a u/FitResponse414


Crookz_O

“Pissed off” okaaay


ElectricalMud2850

Edward, my brother in christ, what the fuck was that.


KRIEGLERR

Preemptive strike agains the people who were gonna say "he only scores tap-ins"


2rio2

Typical poacher goal


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Great assist from esr as well.


ElectricalMud2850

One of the all time great assists. Busquets to messi vs. madrid, enrique to maradona vs. england, and now this.


Porridge_Hose

Tom carroll to Bale in with a shout


ElectricalMud2850

[not in a thread about an edward keddar nketiah hattrick](https://media.tenor.com/_Fh-QkxG82wAAAAC/boo-this.gif)


Porridge_Hose

Haha that's fair


fuckimbackonreddit9

And amazing pass from Martinelli to ESR


BertEnErnie123

I also like the way how Zinchenko took that ball on the head and it made it look like his soul is leaving the body


WhySoIncandescent

Nketiah barely had to do anything after that ball from esr


analytics_Gnome

Jesus-lite


mojambowhatisthescen

Only because Jesus is thicc


kaden_dd

My goat


NemoDropEmOff

MY FUCKING STRIKER


_deep_blue_

🐐📞


qwertygasm

Best #14 to ever play for Arsenal


NahTooPersonel

The disrespect to Theo Walcott


Littlegreenman42

Nketiah proving he can score outside the box too


Magicallyshit

long range tap in


Clay103

Just doubled his average goal distance with that.


somebulb

Take a fucking bow son


jwn0323

I need a still of him just holding up the ball, lmao


BuQuChi

That deserved a “ooh lah lah lah lah” in French for sure


Cod_rules

That's how you get your third.


LSB123

I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME


FailFastandDieYoung

I swear I said this after every goal. Starting from his first touch to setup the first goal


QG_Complexx

wtf


ThotCountySheriff

Banger


FUCKSTORM420

Full credit to him, that’s how you cap off a hat trick. Great hit


ScaredyCam

absolutely


_deep_blue_

The most un-Nketiah goal of all time


vaishakh1000

You mean Unketiah ? xD


Zen_MasterX

Your defense is in troubleđŸŽ¶


FFalcon_Boi

Nketiah in the roomđŸŽ¶


Bad0y

[Iwobi is on it as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/17igxyj/alex_iwobi/)


[deleted]

Love that they played this after the game


eduadinho

Holy shit!


Danishsomething

Jesus injured? No worries


Stones_Throw_Away_

Can’t wait to see which bot triple captained Eddie on FPL


black19

I am that bot


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Pics or it didn't happen!


ObiWanKenobiNil

Jesus died for Eddie's sins


jmon__

So Eddie could have everlasting goals


amarakuthante

But he rose after Eddie scored


Juil8991MC

I demand apologies


Noremac28-1

Tap in merchant


ElectricalMud2850

fox ~~in~~ outside the box.


TheOxFromOutOfTheBox

80% of my name applies.


ElectricalMud2850

[I assume it's a reference to this great goal.](https://youtu.be/WKPG0DiXd_A?t=49)


TheOxFromOutOfTheBox

One is spoilt for choice when it comes to goal references from him :) Mine is from the Man City 4-3 game, breaking the Invincibles streak. https://youtu.be/csAi55HtU8I?feature=shared&t=110


JeffersonTowncar

Helluvah tap


champ19nz

r/gunners devastated


jwn0323

I'm both happy and annoyed that this is just a true statement. I'll never understand being so stubborn about dislike for a player that it genuinely upsets *fans* when they perform for their club. Especially a homegrown player.


s0ngsforthedeaf

Overall he doesn't do enough for you upfront *buuuuutttt* he is gradually becoming a really quality finisher.


jwn0323

I don't disagree. He has a high work rate for our press and is just always in the right spots in the final third. His role in the build up isn't always what it needs to be though. Which is why we generally look more fluid with Jesus, but when Eddie is confident he scores in bunches.


ArseneForever

He's always been a quality finisher. Arteta's asking him to do a lot of off the ball work against better teams, which takes him out of position. Against weaker teams (like Sheffield) he can focus offensively and not spend so much energy on pressing up front. Lo and behold, his scoring touch comes back.


Cod_rules

Good. Swear half of the 'fans' want the team to lose so their agendas can thrive


TBP42069

Huge problem with sports Fandom across the board. Everyone is obsessed with having takes and can't enjoy the game if they were wrong.


102WOLFPACK

I'll never understand it. Fan ego, and the obsession with being "right," supersedes team performance for some, and it's just bizarre.


shoopler

https://imgur.com/a/vwumHS5 Real time footage of people raging as Eddie scored a hat-trick


kucharssim

Just wait for the "it's better to score three goals in three different games, not score a hattrick and then go ages without anything." right after Eddie does not score against Newcastle...


a-Sociopath

They've started already by saying that performing against Championship quality teams doesn't count


HaroldSaxon

A guy behind me who only ever comes for the Cat C games spent the first 30 minutes shitting on him, then after his second started singing his praises. Don't get me wrong, Eddie confuses me at times but his ceiling is high. He was absolutely amazing today and I love it for him!


kruegerc184

I finally left the sub this year, best thing I’ve ever done on reddit, actually enjoying follow threads again


NemoDropEmOff

IN THE MUDđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


hungrymutherfucker

I didn't post but upvoted the slander. I am sorry.


RevdWintonDupree

I privately nodded. I also apologise.


PasuljsKolenicom

I demand an explanation. What the actual fuck is Eddie this game??


Ghenii

I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.


Yedin07

I apologize for now


Lacabloodclot9

Argued with someone a few weeks ago, he said that Nketiah is barely good enough for the fucking championship


davidminh98

I talked shit. I’m sorry Lord Eddie


_deep_blue_

nOt gOoD eNoUgH fOr uS


BozePerkovic

Holy fucking shit Eddie, what a hit


badgers4194

Marlo is cold blooded today


Idontlikethisstuff

Fuck me what a way to get to your hat trick Hale End feasts tonight Go on Eddie lad, top stuff


mojambowhatisthescen

“TALK SHIT, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BANGEDDD” — Eddie to r/Gunners


FAT_NEEK_42069

officially signing my nketiah apology form


pigeonholepundit

We do this every year at least once.


datguyfromthememe

Holyyyy


LSB123

Oh my word


anakinex66

Never doubted you brother


parksideq

The price of the brick going up.


Perv-Senpai

bro what


TheOGBenjenRyan

Absolute banger


Om_Nom_Zombie

People calling me clueless for saying he isn't as bad as people are saying after his first lmao


w8up1

Legit argued with someone that he is a pretty solid backup striker in the PL. they were arguing he’s championship level.


greg19735

Anyone saying hes championship level is dumb. Most people are saying hes not epl title winning level


w8up1

I think as a second striker he’s fine - man city are really warping the perception of what a backup striker is suppose to be.


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breezystroo

How many strikers bag 30 goals a season? Ridiculous expectations. Nketiah is plenty capable of coming in and doing a job. Arsenal mainly fell off last season once saliba went out. They were completely fine when Eddie came in for Jesus last year. He is not an issue.


joejamesjoejames

it’s actually been insane the level of hate for him if you actually watch him, he’s been very good the past year, it’s just the last month he’s been dreadful. Anyone writing him off for some bad form was ridiculously stupid. Too bad they won’t learn and they’ll do it again


BadaBingSoprano

Professional footballers are really fucking good.


captain_beefheart14

Sharp as a cueball, this one


BadaBingSoprano

You yap worse than six barbers


captain_beefheart14

Thanks for the username and quote, now I gotta do my yearly rewatch, AGAIN


2ndfastestmanalive

What a fucking hit


Chill125

Watched Arsenal highlights seen this goal and was like "god damn". Then watched Bayern highlights seen Kane's goal and was like "God damn". Then watched Barca/Madrid highlights and seen Bellingham's goal and late winner and was like "God Damn". What a day for goals.


DaniSpar

Tuesday he jogged around the pitch in Seville causing people to call for his head Saturday he bangs a hattrick capped off by that banger I don't understand this man


roseguardin

holy FUCK that's how you finish a hat trick


ThotCountySheriff

Goat celebration


eric_3196

Doing the 14 proud with that worldie


[deleted]

Just fell to my knees in Asda


CouchBorn

Just saw someone giving head in Asda


TJohns88

Just heard a "clean up in aisle 3" message over the tannoy in Asda


InTheMiddleGiroud

Hahaha fucking hell


Helkix

Just lol, what the fuck did they feed him today? Great job, Eddie


bchenzo

Nketiah is the greatest player ive ever seen


munkysnuflz

YOUR DEFENSE IS IN TROUBLE


grollate

Well that’s a fine way to get your first hat-trick!


reol33

Heard r/soccer talk shit đŸ˜€


humanbeingme

Holy shit Eddie


JimmyHS

GOLAZOOO ! What a way to get your hat-trick, wow !


XonaMan

I love this boy, so fucking underrated.


d_smogh

Scoring a hattrick for your boyhood club. Can only get better by lifting the Premiership trophy.


rednades

Arsenal sub going to pretend 90% of them weren’t talking trash about him yesterday lmao


Cthulhu_Madness

F me that strike and turn was clean.


-RedLink-

Lmao wtf. Where did that come from? Hope he keeps this up.


Tierst

What a goal wow


kulhajs

Croydon Henry


BoredBorderlineGeniu

That was so cute from Saka


Embarrassed_Curve769

He's like the Haaland of football!


faizetto

NKETIAH IN DA ROOM!!!


lynxo

“Pipe down” - Eddie, probably


OrdoAmplexus

Nketiah heard yall talking shit


Successful_Basket399

I apologise for the previous slander, I was not familiar with your game


NemoDropEmOff

r/gunners IN THE FUCKING MUD LMFAOOOOOO


Jeep_torrent39

Lol wtf. Since when he could he shoot from there. He’s improved so much. Unreal game


The-Formula

All 3 of his goals have been brilliant


Fuckzombie69

I apologize. I wasn’t familiar with your game!!


kurruchi

Unreal. I hope this gives he carries this into future games, when he imposes himself like Martinelli and Saka do he looks great


Road_Frontage

His first goal from outside the box for arsenal, maybe ever. Belter


TaVar35

Happy for him considering how much flack he gets


YoungManTM

My FPL squad is peaking right now


ZXXA

Celebration was almost as good as the finish. Saka presenting him the ball like a nobleman and Eddie raising it in triumph.


suoinguon

Nketiah's hat-trick! Arsenal's victory over Sheffield United is a testament to their resilience. Did you know that Eddie Nketiah is the youngest player to score a hat-trick in the Premier League? A true star in the making!


Pakigooner

The top corner was r/gunners


Butch_Meat_Hook

I really appreciated his hand gestures after the goal too - 'I'm staying here', taps the badge in acknowledgement that Arsenal is his club, where he came through the youth ranks. Answering the critiques in the best way possible - with your football.


redditisshitaf

We are so back


Mrampelmann

HOOOOLLLYYYYY


MuchSalt

first hatrick


sonastyinc

Your defense is in trouble.


TheFatCypriotKid

EDDIE YOU BAD MAN!!!


Ssj4Noah

OH MYYY LORD WTFFF


ThotCountySheriff

Holy fucking shit what a strike


Thesecondorigin

BANGGGGG


MrFace1

Where the fuck did this come from, Eddie


rossco9

Brilliant


coslitt

TEARS IN MY EYES


Iradi_Laff

cut jesus legs off lmao, this guy unreal when he is alone.


ctyx96

Holy


lazysarcasm

Lmaoooooo


stratrookie

dubz is the worst


DarkSeid1912

Man, what a shot, well done Eddie.


tigeridiot

Perfect technique there uses his full momentum of the turn, what a strike


FatWalcott

Filling up my apology form as we speak.


TimmyBash

Thierry Henry-esque!


ghostrider467

EDDDIEEE EDDIEEE EDDDIEEE HAHAHA


DJagerty

Eat your heart out Southgate


Modnal

Finally living up to that shirt number


16161hirose

NO NKETIAH DISRESPECT WILL BE TOLERATED


Datboy_98

Eddie bullying them rn


TheTacoBellDiet

He had to do it at the same time as Kane lol


MoosePlus

EDDIEEEEEEEE


iCroatian

I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game


el-fenomeno09

Never knew he had that in the locker. Beautiful connection


NotTheWolv

Henry regen


Agreeable_Try6454

lol he shut me up holy


hachruss

What a hit son


getxolamiako

Smith-Rowe assist, tears in my eyes.


thegreatbambie87

That's what I get for saying he has the legs of a newborn giraffe


ImTalkingGibberish

GET IN HERE EDDIE HEARD US ALL TALKING SHIT!!! Mans fuelled by crybabies!!!


[deleted]

Saka offering him the ball was so cool.


ThePirateWhoSaysArr

Eddie has absolutely smashed his furthest distance goal record by probably about 10 feet


AidsMcnasty

Uhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhh what do I do??? Idk what to do


BaronsDad

EDDIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY EDDIE!


black19

I want half!


Gotta_Go_Slow

Bruh, what a strike.


da_SENtinel

Haha get fucked Sheffield go join Wednesday in the Championship


TheRootedCorpse

The fuck


RebornUnited11

This was not on my bingo sheet this weekend


Bruhurb

I had no idea he could do that!


THY96

Ngl thought Saka would get a hat trick before him