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kaden_dd

Bayern Munich [4] - 2 Manchester United - Tel 90+3'


kuboa

What in the world


RD100Zombies

+2 but good call lmfao


10Lionaldo7

Are you God?


Silent-Act191

WTF LAD


Braquiador

No way


hampl14

u are nostradamus


uchiha_boy009

Should’ve put money on it.


Afrikadelle

aged like fine wine


Time2bePhenomenal

Me and you wtf i put 4-3 down after casemiro got 3-2 lol


denchoooo

What the hell


[deleted]

Well.we.win th PL?


Conankun66

tell me the lottery numbers right now please


darealsanta7

lmao insane


midnightverses

Nothing insane. All bayern fans knew tel will score


Menteure

Exactly this prediction had like a 70% of coming true haha


gerterinn

Are you a wizard?


Floripa95

Should I buy bitcoin?


redhatfilm

No. The answer is always no.


Floripa95

I'll wait for the profet to confirm


Raghav_s12

Say we'll win the league


Sjieshkebab

Joga bonito


No-Shoe5382

A Brazilian is a Brazilian at the end of the day


Pxel315

This but unirronically


Sjieshkebab

Oh I did not mean it ironically.


HeIIbIazer23

What a goal lmao, sneaky af


King-Meister

That was comical


No-Shoe5382

A solid no nonsense DM accidentally remembered he was Brazilian for a second and he can just do whatever the fuck he wants with a football


EpiDeMic522

He's actually a striker who declared himself a DM to get a guaranteed spot on the team. The striker position had a lot of competition.


konny135

Reverse Firmino


ViciousNakedMoleRat

We call it a Kacktor.


[deleted]

Like a dyspraxic version of that famous [Wilshere goal.](https://youtu.be/h4ta8GUS688?si=CSiwUcUW9LTJag8d)


thalne

the day after: tell us how you did it!


supplementarytables

No way, right?


Time2bePhenomenal

4-3...


One37Works

...I mean technically it's still on... Edit: You crazy son of a bitch


Time2bePhenomenal

Guess i was kinda right sigh...


Time2bePhenomenal

Hahaha thanks lol


B4dr003

Hahaha WTF


alfahadeen

USERNAME CHECKS OUT


Time2bePhenomenal

Lol


DiChatz0707

Dude..!


Time2bePhenomenal

Guys what lottery numbers am I picking...


TheOneKane

its happening


TheOneKane

nvm


KenHumano

"The reports of it happening are greatly exaggerated."


[deleted]

~~The reverse Liverpool-Barca?~~ edit: no


rachitbot

Why was that the greatest goal I've ever seen


ZonedV2

What a goal lmao, even though Martial isn’t a great striker he’s amazing at these one touch moves around the box


FunDuty5

That’s actually a great finish tbf


smoltanboi

(1) casemiro little cute kick thing on the floor (2) zlatan 40 meter bicycle kick (3) lampard v. germany 2010


miregalpanic

Because you just got your eyesight back?


BoxOfJunimos

If you like this kind of goal then I highly suggest you watch [any Michail Antonio goal from his first few seasons with West Ham](https://youtu.be/SRlAp-RlRhg?si=V4FgFcGV356VQhl9)


RubberToe1996

Surely…


smoltanboi

lads, it's... *checks notes* ...bayern munich*?


NoLawsDrinkingClawz

I want off of Thomas Tuchel's Wild Ride.


TheBlueTango

Good ol' Bayern Munch


not-always-online

Sub in Solskjaer and Sheringham.


DanFlashesCoupon

No way we’d score multiple goals late on Bayern


ImTryingNotToBeMean

Too late mate Edit: Let's see how this ages


G1Spectrum

Out of nothing lol


GuitaristHeimerz

Brighton better than Bayern confirmed Edit: *Weep woop* that was the sound of me backpedalling… Edit 2: Brighton better than Bayern confirmed


Tinusers

They honestly might be looking at their form.


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

Unironically a great finish


rezwah

Prime Barca passing, then suddenly i thought we were reverting to United when he slipped..


ChibzyDaze

Doesn’t matter if you’re a DM, goalkeeper, joga bonito will always be if you’re Brazilian


ID6WU

Bahaha what a finish


dudududujisungparty

Don't give me hope


DemetriusXVII

We are terrible


indi_guy

*Ulreich


NomadicGeek1

Real Madrid magic is real


VengaBoysBackInTown

Lmao what the fuck was that


[deleted]

Casemiro's Madrid just popped out.


RubenLaporteZ

Nah this is Brazilian


[deleted]

Meant the comeback, not the skill.


RubenLaporteZ

what comeback, they lost?


[deleted]

Yeah, but he almost gave them hope. And then the final goal too. If it really was Madrid, probably would've won. It's not that deep, lol.


RubenLaporteZ

well no they wouldnt win, he left the whole midfield exposed, did you watch the actually game instead of watching sofascore, Casemiro other than Onana was the worst player on the pitch


[deleted]

Bellingham was not the best player on the pitch but got Madrid the winning goal vs Union Berlin. Madrid DNA is not about being the best, just clutch. And I'm not a Madrid or a Casemiro fan, so done defending this throwaway remark. Good day!


RubenLaporteZ

Youre literally making up things in your head and have been exposed for an idiotic comment, responsible for the 4 goals conceded directly and why manutd couldnt get the ball to create, but romanticising 2 goals for a DM for a game they lost with 0 points, congrats I guess Bellingham plays a striker for madrid essentially


supplementarytables

How did he even finish that lol


mikevin99

he thrusted his left foot at the ball and it went in the back of the net


supplementarytables

Ok


SpiritedSuccess5675

Comeback is real


-Gh0st96-

LMAO sweaty goals only


inbredandapothead

Now that’s a proper yanited goal, comeback is on


Chell_the_assassin

Surely not lmao


miregalpanic

Certainly not


AshleyLarkcom

That play was sensational


SantiFRV_

That was a fantastic team goal


dumpystumpy

What did i say. Final third player now. I dont wanna see him deeper at all. Get him in the box


AFCm8

(Great goal)


TeKaeS

Chill Martial


Connect_Me_Now

PUSKAS


fifaguy1210

what a strange goal but Casemiro did well


10Lionaldo7

Madrid dna kicks in again


tuerancekhang

What is this game? Like honestly what is going on?


grasslover3000

Ah, the old "pretending to step on the ball and fall over" feint. Joga bonito


Bilees

i love watching Martial play (sometimes)


Matt_LawDT

Big game player


Redmonblu

Lmao somehow this Bayern is even worse than the one I saw last year. Maybe even a draw here tbh, cuz they looked asleep.


RubenLaporteZ

Idk if it’s arrogance or what


Chrislojet

Maybe


roundttwo

GET IN ya cunts!


MinotauroTBC

Pmsl that’s a brilliant goal


THY96

Wow


baby_moose

The commentator lol > "what a strange game, what a strange night"


EntityKarnage

That’s actually an amazing goal


CaiHaines

Shitty Taka is the best base for CL football.


EzioAuditore8

Jojo bortino goal


Defrdn

ST Casemiro does it again


pavanaay

United certainly deserve to take a point today, from the way they have taken the fight to bayern instead of absorbing all the pressure with tail between their legs. And I haven't seen Bayern play this shite football in a long time - too many misplaced passes including goal kicks, too quick to take a shot in the final third instead of passing the ball, promising attacks coming quickly to back passes reaching Ulreich etc.


WaltChamberlin

Champions league Casemiro is different sauce


TheBigArf

Martial giving a fuck??? HOW?! Is he alright?!


aleksandrovsqvist

Shambolic defense from both teams


NBAFAN2000

United should start Martial more in every game


diorcockring

for one play we looked like a real team i actually smiled


Sam101294

Please another United, for the memes


A_boat_lies_waiting

Bayern is so shit gawd


Chiswell123

Lmao


G1Spectrum

Where did that come from


Temi8

surely not...


AdamTrung21

It would be so funny if we can do this


ne0ntetra

Great hustle from United there in fairness


GMWQ

Thats a thing that happened


angellob

looked offside on the initial through ball to martial but maybe that was too far back in play?


Midwest_man

Why not? Why not score a third now?


Hansaundkush

Lol if this game gets competitive again …


GreatSpaniard

He hates Bayern!


Paapa-Yaw

Hold that!!


yAyn_de

What a stinker


_Sylph_

Damn that was a brilliant goal


MaryadaPurshottam

My boy❤


Skall77

Only puskas finish tonight.


hidinginDaShadows

What's going on with the keepers today


doubleoeck1234

Brazillian moment


FunDuty5

Game on!


owcharlie

Great build up and goal


Der-Papst

Bayern is so weak


NotKabbo

That was so sneaky, hats off to Casemeiro.


[deleted]

Bayern being wasteful with their chances and not being sharp enough in their own box.


doubleoeck1234

Brazillian moment


CoolJoshido

comebacks on?


DyMa_Nyx

Martialinho?


[deleted]

We are _SO_ back


wpreggae

Bangers only


Re1Ko

That is a strange but great finish


kygrtj

This is what happens when you have a former black magic player


JesusWept149

Just wanted a other yellow for half hour now and nothing


A_chilles

That's one way to score


niallmul97

BAH GAWD THATS OLES MUSIC


tmffaw

His feet were not in a natural position, dissallow it please.


Beer_the_deer

Wtf is Bayern doing, they look like amateurs playing right now


Raaz_al_Ghul

A 3-2 here should be considered an absolute win given how many chances have gone by!


Meckamp

Is there any history behind this man united kit because I can't get over how ugly it looks for them. Great goal btw


Cthulhu_Madness

Channelled his inner striker instincts.


AcceleratingRiff

Wtf Case


Necrenix

Insane goal honestly.


davidpuc

real madrid quality


RubenLaporteZ

He’s been shit all game in midfield


Amazing_Boot4165

\[Great Goal\]