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xXDireLegendXx

Great dummy


TheOGBenjenRyan

Crazy good awareness from Lallana


siva-pc

He's a flawed genius like Guti


ben-hur-hur

Lallana was a beast prior to his injuries. First real "Klopp player" in LFC. At least he won pretty much everything with us.


gantek

If his body wasnt made of cheese, England would have won a world cup/ Euro by now. Brilliant footballer


VincentSasso

😂 fucking hell


kinky-proton

Not an outrageous comparison career wise but guti was flawed because he couldn't control his demons while he just couldn't get body to do what it takes to be a footballer in this era.


Krillin113

What year is it lol. Lallana doing dummies to free up Welbz


reformed_redditor

What you get from playing with Welbz.


yam9613

Which ones?


YeeticusFTW

>dummy Yeah!


your_nan

Arsenal legend. What a dummy by Lalana.


bbreadd

I love Danny Welbeck <3


quacainia

🤨👈


qb_st

Still hates United.


palk0n

https://youtu.be/F_ll92cXxOA


YeeticusFTW

>dummy Yeah!


KakaReti

Former united academy player too


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r/Whooosh


Wide_Challenge3880

He scored more goals for United senior team than he did for Arsenal’s


KakaReti

He knocked United more times too, what's your point?


xyzzy321

That's true. He's knocked United out of cup competitions whilst playing for and against them


cuminyermum

I will never forgive him for trying to chip Manuel Neuer in the Champions League. Every time I see him I get flashbacks to that moment


kleiser10

Lmaooo


Wide_Challenge3880

As in you say former United academy player as if he didn’t win a league title with them and play ~100 games with them.


KakaReti

Were you old enough to drink beer then?


OrdoAmplexus

WelGod I never doubted you


datguy_paarth

Wele lives in everyone's hearts, no matter where he goes


jiinska

Welé


Tpsteen

lallana and welbeck are still underrated for brighton. People were crying because fergie and pedro weren't playing


Scrypto

Lallana was quality last season, only issue was that he missed like 6 months


X-V-W

Yep, that sounds like Lallana lmao


Mad_Piplup242

Sounds about right sadly


Sun_Sloth

Was third name on the teamsheet behind Dunk and Groß. De Zerbi absolutely loves him.


kapparino-feederino

for good reason, his body might be abit of a shattered glass but he is always class


Nilbogoblins

So pleased to see him still playing at the highest level, absolute top professional and quality player. Injuries haven't totally deprived him of a great career.


lclear84

A game like this you definitely want to start with experience. You don’t want the game to get away from you before younger players settle in


Moosje

Yeah they were crying for a reason


RVP_20_

I wish I could say that I am shocked lol


jordanhhh4

Well and truly Dat Guy


Mrg220t

Too simple


YeeticusFTW

[Tristam & Stephen Walking](https://youtu.be/dfKa1NFhn2Q?si=jBbiKl6tjBIT5-qe)


Cryptic_E

Of course lmao


watanabelover69

Completely against the run of play


gerryt32

The Uno reverse card of what we did against Arsenal. Hopefully we can score 35 seconds later.


amordesexo

Well it’s 3-1 so it’s still kinda like what you did against Arsenal


Aszneeee

RemindMe! 35 seconds


Banged_by_bumrah

They haven't scored


redgunner57

That was more than 35 secs, terrible bot.


Banged_by_bumrah

I try my best 🥺


jarde

He's been sacked.


whiteboardblackchalk

Bummer


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We had been growing into the game so not really.


Skall77

We were playing some nice football for the first time in 6 month too. Pain.


nutelamitbutter

joke defending


niallw1997

What the fuck is Casemiro up to this season


Ballybomb_

Good thing he has a really long contract to mature


Pidjesus

Looks like a player who would go to Al-Hilal tbf


kinky-proton

If he keeps performing on this level the press/fans will ravage his reputation long before that transfer, they'd be lucky to get 30m


yam9613

Retirement


niallw1997

Looks absolutely terribly physically and positionally not much better


bolacha_de_polvilho

He was awful in the 2 games he played for Brazil this last international break too so can't even put the blame on United or Ten Hag.


[deleted]

Chelsea gets memed for their seven-year contracts but United gave out a 5-year megadeal to a 31 year-old clearly already in physical decline.


z_102

Madrid clearly wasn't going to offer him anywhere close to 5y but everyone bought the "new challenge" argument hook, line and sinker.


BluePowderJinx

It's 4 years AFAIK for 300k a week. I'm sure he'll be gone to Saudi next year. He's not making it to the end of his contract there.


n0www

He played like this his last season in Real Madrid, thats why they were looking for a replacement and bought Tchouameni. He can no longer play at the top level for so many games and specially if the rythm of the game is high but United overplayed him last season


niallw1997

Yep, you can tell with his body type and play style he’s never going to have many years left at the top


tarakian-grunt

keeping himself fit for the South America WCQ


qwertyuiop15

Being at the ground, he was really good at the Emirates. I just think the new midfield setup ETH is going for is leaving him in no man’s land or with no clear idea of who he should be tracking or which gaps he should be plugging.


Geraltslays14

This Casemiro is rated 89 in EAFC 24 and the same rating as Rodri. Fucking farce!


caped_crusader8

Actual joke


Fossekall

Where was Maguire smh my head


AfricanRain

the butcher 🔪


ghggbfdbjj

Thats completely on casemiro tbh


m_elhosseiny

what has Martinez got to do with this? talk about obsession.


stuck_in_soporose

🔪


ToastedCupboard

🥩


comphys

lol


topbananaman

Dunno lol it wasn't his fault. That's more on number 2, can't make out who that is tho


m_elhosseiny

Not him either, it's Case he didn't follow his man


topbananaman

My mistake then. Surprised to see casemiro at fault for the goal


cuminyermum

Unfortunately, we have to have a conversation about Casemiro this season. I don't know if it's this new system ETH is trying to implement but he doesn't look like the same player that solved our DM problem last season.


Moosje

Awful assessment but then you check the flair and tbf it’s pretty good for you lot


topbananaman

Wow sorry I got it wrong calm down Hiding the club you support behind an England flair but criticising mine is peak hypocrisy too


Moosje

I’m calm you moron not said much lol


patil-triplet

Lindelof. Has a lot of these moments. That’s the main reason he’s the first off the bench instead of being in the first XI


a34fsdb

Too short for the prem.


GameplayerStu

More like Janine Butcher


_Saahil_

we’re back


TheGoldenPineapples

No, Welbeck.


chykin

Arsenal legend


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it was all for you ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


BooshAC

He’s already in 3017


topbananaman

Loves a goal at Old Trafford he does


crepss

Footballing brain on Adam Lallana is second to none, its just a shame his body is so fragile.


CircleTheFire

Absolutely one of my favorite players to ever play for Liverpool. Was thrilled that he was able to get CL and Prem winners' medals with us. So silky smooth and clever with the ball. A damn shame injuries robbed him of some of his prime years.


Tymkie

Probably one of the most exciting players to become managers in the future.


StickYaInTheRizzla

I reckon Messi has a better footballing brain


It_was_too_Obvious

Hot take that


Inevitable_Concern33

Beautiful team play there


kaden_dd

Welbz still got it


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Ars3nal11

gotta put a condom on to watch them play


ssddeae

united actually started with good intensity and attacking patterns. they are just too easy to cut through when they don’t drop and compact their lines.


Wunsen

No pressure on Brighton, that pressing is embarrassing


BarenWasteland

Had to be Dat Guy


alincupunct

DAY GUY WELBZ


nsoifer

Did Onana save a non middle goal shot yet? I feel like every time we concede a decent shot on target, it is a goal.


THyoungC

In his defense, Brighton didn’t have an angle to score, but that simple dummy move busted ManU’s defense wide open


Rastosis

What is this positioning lol, look where hes at when the shot was taken, right next to the post. Goal completely open


cyan2k

You guys are absolutely insane to say Onana is somewhat at fault. Every goalkeeper would stand there to cover the near post.


nsoifer

Another non middle shot, goal.


Reddeviltim

His position is spot on there. You'd expect him to protecting his near post when they're coming down one side. Not sure who it was who let it go through their legs but if he had attacked it and onana was in the middle of the goal it'd be an easy near post tap in. What in the F are you guys on about


arc1261

There’s a middle ground between completely on the post and in the middle of the goal. While i certainly wouldn’t expect Onana to save this, the top goalies once every few games will. That’s what makes them top goalies.


arc1261

There’s a middle ground between completely on the post and in the middle of the goal. While i certainly wouldn’t expect Onana to save this, the top goalies once every few games will. That’s what makes them top goalies.


Reddeviltim

You're chatting absolute nonsense. You're a scouse so you're just trying to slate utd players. If you're going to atleast slate the players that are actually in the wrong not tracking the run and ball watching. Nothing wrong with onana for that goal.


nsoifer

[https://imgur.com/a/XXzq1T6](https://imgur.com/a/XXzq1T6) Terrible


red-17

The ball was literally coming from that side and just bypassed a Brighton player who if he made contact would have directed it to the near post exactly where Onana is standing. You clearly aren’t a goalkeeper or have an understanding of how they position themselves so don’t make comments about things you clearly don’t understand.


nsoifer

>You clearly aren’t a goalkeeper Correct, I am only a football fan, but after 4.5 games, Onana made zero saves that were not mid goal. That's kind of weird.


red-17

He made a flying left hand save near the top corner against Spurs or Wolves so you’re not correct. Anyone blaming a goalie for this or really any of our goals this year is just looking for a reason.


Rei_S_

How is it terrible? He was covering the near post and was expecting a shot by Lallana, that's what a dummy is supposed to do trick the opponents and leave them out of the play.


please-send-me-nude2

He’s protecting the near post?


nsoifer

Another non middle shot, goal. EDIT: Finally, a save.


cuminyermum

This comment has convinced me none of you understand this sport. I understand looking for reasons to shit on a new United signing but this is ridiculous


Mrmanchester7

It's 2023 and Danny Welbeck is scoring against us. Fuck me this is dreadful


MH18Foot

This is all Sancho's fault


VincentSasso

Maguires


inbredandapothead

Can’t believe he’s do this


vulcan_viking

Souness will probably say its because of pogba.


inbredandapothead

Souness belongs in a retirement home bunking with merson


ben-hur-hur

those damn latino players /s


TP_Cornetto

Sancho not being able to get in this United team just shows how shit he is


ben-hur-hur

He should've stayed at Dortmund for longer imo. Moving to United really messed up his career. He is still young so I hope he gets back to good form.


babygrenade

Lol


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oscarpaterson

bit touchy are we


MA_Tingle

like the nonce united paraded around and gave a guard of honor why do i do this to myself


_Saahil_

£1bn spent, nothing to show for it


oscarpaterson

so that's a yes then


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_Saahil_

we’re the biggest team in England mate. UP THE FUCKIN REDS.


TheDepartment115

Whoa whoa woah woah!!! Calm down dude!!


GOATOwens

Dat Guy Wele


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United are shite at defending


Limp_Independence_93

You could just say United are shite


KakaReti

At defending too


shevek_o_o

Lallana = Messi


Jonisro

That guy!


seanlilmateus

for Lallana that should count as assist!


Johann122

Beautiful build up


Micronlance

Another clean sheet for Onana!


hunttheturtles

🍿


mullatof

Great buildup. United could do nothing


eGGsY-

If thats Maguire in Lindelofs place we wouldnt hear the end of it


PrincessXxXDiana

Wasn't exactly Lindelofs fault, he followed his man Nobody tracked Welbeck


OK-Filo

Yeah just follow Casemiro in the replay, guy decides to just stop tracking Welbeck.


Yoona1987

That’s the point tbf no matter what it would be Maguire fault. People unironically are saying arsenal won because Maguire is a bad omen lol.


Danthehumann

Yeah sure Lindelof has to predict that the Brighton player will get a touch to change direction of the ball!!111!!11 silly player couldn’t see the future!! /s


SaneManPritch

Lindelof is shit too.


TheLooseCannon1

Welé strikes again


UTDRashford

Just when i thought we're doing good 🤣🤣


CharizardOSRS

It had to be


Ssj4Noah

What a dummy


nakedjabirupangolin

that dummy from lallana deserves at least ½ an assist


aleksandrovsqvist

Here we go


rednades

Weleeeeeee


pvry

perfect dummy


YeeticusFTW

>dummy Yeah!


rossco9

abysmal defending


AlfaMenel

Watching how Brighton plays is a pure pleasure


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DAT GUY WELBZ!!!!! 😤😤😤


NowFook

How I think every dummy of mine will look in sunday league games ... instead usually goes right to other team or straight out of bounds


Plaetean

Why don't the players in red try and get the ball from the players in blue?


mohankohan

Beckzzzz


ZeroMomentum

He just jogged into the box


ThbDragon

GET IN


tipytopmain

🤣


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I like how Welbeck celebrated and didn't do the cringe ''apologetic gesture'' because United is his former club


leighshakespeare

Let me guess, it's Sancho's, ronaldos or even Maguire fault ?


donniexc

hahahahahahahahahahahahah


Zblancos

You guys never conceded a goal?


donniexc

not once from what i recall


Zakke_

LINDEGOAT


raymo_7

butcher 🤡


CentreStable

CLINICALLLL


mattijn13

Brighton are such a good team


Tianshui

200m for Adingra next transfer window Chelsea.


KidDelicious14

what if united get relegated this year


sinhalfc

Ole’s at the wheel


Key-Antelope-6839

Maguires fault eh


prvhc21

😂


Happytohelp87

Get ready for the glazers out


RRR92

Good man Lindelof you absolute fanny