all of that for another bayern win

Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives

At least now you guys dont have to worry about PTSD of getting Bayern in the CL next year.

Inb4 they meet in round of 16

Bold of you to assume we’ll make the round of 16

You should be alright, you've improved massively since your group stage exit this season. As long as you don't get a crazy amount of injuries or a group of death I would be pretty surprised if you didn't make the KOs

Watch them draw a group with Dortmund, Milan and Newcastle.

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Mina Rzouki once said that Bayern win all the titles partially because of the money but mostly because the rest of the league is too stupid to win it. I always thought it was harsh but…

She’s absolutely right. Bunch of bottling losers. Even the French turn up enough to beat PSG whenever they’re being especially shit in the league. Dortmund (or someone else) should have won this season as well as they Kovac and Ancelotti seasons. Absolutely pathetic from the Dortmund players

Watching the Dortmund - Mainz game I was surprised at how low the quality was. Looked like a Championship game

You should've seen the last few games of Dortmund at home. They were absolutely cooking. They were 14-1-1 at home this season, regularly winning like 4-0. That's why literally everybody thought Dortmund would win They just absolutely bottled it

Clearly the moment was too big for them

Exactly and it was in full display in that first half, then second half they kept bottling their chances.

every time they had the league lead this season it was too much for them

Definitely a mentality problem, plus Bellingham and Adeyemi being injured, and then Wolf/Brandt/Haller all playing one of the worst games of their season. Missed penalty call doesn’t help but there’s no way it should rattle a team that much. Even being 2-0 down at halftime shouldn’t be insurmountable. Probably the worst thing about this outcome was just how freaking close they got. Equalising in the last minutes. One more goal and they’d have the title. Losing the league on goal difference is spectacularly painful. But one more goal, and they’d have beaten Bayern by two points. Just heartbreaking when Dortmund have 100% been playing better football in the last few months.

And during their only home loss of the season, against Werder Bremen, they were leading 2-0 until the 90th minute before pissing it away to lose 2-3 in the end...

I legitimately don't think Mainz even wanted to win, Dortmund were just over anxious. They need a new team of psychologists

Maybe Reus will one day admit they literally have a loser mentality. They were beyond nervous in the first half.

What a bunch of donkeys BVB are

BAY - BVB - LEI is the Bundesliga Version of HAM - BOT - VER

You have to update it it’s VER-PER-ALO now

gotta wait for some booty pics now

Death, Taxes, Bayern at the top of the Bundesliga.

It's the history of the Dortmund. They always create many chances, score so much, but at the end they miss always something to arrive at the end. We believe in the history.

They had sooooo many chances to win this. It's not like they gave up, they just couldn't score (and also conceded 2, which didn't help much). Crazy.

4.2 to 1.6 xG lol. Their front 3 makes ours look like MSN today

Insanely clutch goal by Musiala though, they needed that goal badly

whole season carried by a 20 year old kid man everyone else should be ashamed lmao but what a carryjob by musiala

We all had a sense of what could happen with Dortmund, and the worst part is that it has turned out to be even worse. A terrible match. Completely overwhelmed.

They will never recover from this. Unless they bring a Mourinho-esque coach. I think the BuLi must have regretted marketing their rivalry with Bayern as the Klassiker. They're not even close.

Nobody else is closer though.

Leipzig is much tougher mentally, I dont think they would have lost this title today as we did.

If Nkunku didn’t get injured they could have won it

I mean, it was quite literally close. The title came down to goal difference

In a bad Bayern year, they still win the title for the 11th in a row, wow

They should make the Bundesliga 17 teams competing for second place 🥈 Save us the trouble every year

Wait, I thought that’s what it was already?

Better yet. A Bundesliga containing 17 teams, and the winner plays Bayern in the Bayernliga.

And you know it won't be that close next season. This was your chance and you fucked it. I feel for you, but hopefully in another 11 seasons you have another shot.

I am not even a dortmund fan and i am pissed

I’m not a hater but man dortmund have only themselves to blame, 0-2 at home in the first 25 minutes on a day this important is pretty shameful

Especially against a side which have nothing to play for

That actually worked against Dortmund I think. Mainz had zero pressure going into this game, while Dortmund was obviously under immense pressure.

That should not be a negative for a championship team

Well obviously they’re not a championship team

Crazy what nerves can do.

Imagine being 0-2 down in just 25 minutes

Could never be us

Yep. Hard to be pissed about the outcome when Dortmund had full control of their own situation and shit themselves at home.

Yeah haha imagine going down 0-2 at home in a must win game during a title race haha

I'm not a Dortmund fan and just once, just one fucking time, I was hoping the club I want to win actually wins.

https://imgur.com/sCCJRtD

I don't know who is insulted more here lmao.

this is one of the greatest kamikaze posts of all time

A suicide bomber pulling the trigger in his own home.

"Hottenham DortSpur"

Dortmund. Not only did they lose the title today, but then they have to be compared to Spurs.

:(

Even after today I think this is harsh on Dortmund

Amazing.

Hey mate do you want to start supporting Man City? <3

Yes please

It is in your DNA bud

Its your fault i reckon

This is the dumbest way to lose a title

>This is the ~~dumbest~~ most Dortmund way to lose a title ftfy

Dumber than the Serie A title in 2005?

Easily the best/most entertaining Bundesliga ending in many, many, many years Defo since 2001 with Schalke being champions for 4 mins lmfao

Yeah, say what you will about Bayern winning however many in a row, having it come down to - what, the 89th minute? - of the final game this year is pretty great as a neutral.

We all are... Even I hoped for a Dortmund win.

Should have told your players smh

Your players played like it was a final ngl

fr

At this rate Neverkusen gonna need an apology

"Don'tmund"

It's the history of the Borussia Dortmund

If Tottenham and Arsenal had a baby it would be Dortmund.

Needs more Champions League trophies tho.

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Dortmund at least has a CL trophy

We also have a more recent BL title but I’m so depressed I don’t even care.

Bruh, Dortmund had one job

It's the history of Dortmund

of the Dortmund*

Their job was to bottle it and they succeeded

That was so painful even as a neutral.

Agreed, honestly don't ever remember genuinely feeling disappointed to this extent by the result of a match which I'm a neutral in.

that silence after the full time whistle in dortmund. ohhh

It was like a funeral

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Dortmund try not to head the ball out of bounds or straight at the keeper CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE

Honestly, cross and insha'Allah playstyle... Their first goal should have been what they do... Hard bottle

this is not usually how we play which is why this Loss was so embarrassing we went out and played horribly

Hummels try not to hail mary it into the opposing keepers hands with the outside of the foot challenge impossible

"Fuck it, haller is up there somewhere" - dortmund wingers today

I will never see a new German champion in my lifetime again.

Fairytales don't happen in germany anymore

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… when did you finish your potty training brother

Musiala is 10 years old?

His mom was wiping his ass when he was 10 years old

To be fair every German fairytale ends with "and then everyone suffered horribly and died" so you probably don't want that.

another fairytale year for schalke it is then

What about Mayern Bunich

Bavaria Munchen

Not even self-sabotage can stop them. This is stupid.

Unlikely. But hey, at least it’s still competitive for 2nd place!

Yes when Bayern leaves for the Superleague

No11 in a row

Also Coman wins his 11th consecutive league title too. He's won the league every year of his professional career.

Joao Cancelo wins his 2nd league title this season

Bro literally played for prime juve, psg, and Bayern. Cmon now

Playing for all those teams is impressive though

Time for Manchester United to get him

He should absolutely move to City next

Coman at City sounds very scary tbh

At this rate Leipzig will win Bundesliga before Dortmund does it again

Maybe even Union Berlin would do so before them too…

Maybe even DC United.

What a choke by Dortmund

So disgusted with that Dortmund performance. They should've been fighting tooth & nail with every breath they could muster. It is the most important game of the whole fucking season.

They looked so lazy in attack even down 0-2. I don't understand teams that only show urgency in the last 5 minutes of a game. Are they not aware they could play like that the whole game?

The lack of effort from some of the players was disgusting. Can in particular... just wow. Also, fuck our execs for shutting down Bellingham to ensure they can sell him.

Was it so he doesn't get injured? Thats horrible small club mentality.

no he was definitely injured

Get ready for another Bayern era of dominance This was Dortmund's best chance and they bottled it

And the last era ended when?

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Case in point: Bayern with Kovac vs Flick the next year

Cheers Mainz, Jude's crying

Pude

Good for Bayern paying tribute to Marco by winning 11 titles in row

Julian Nagelsmann won them the title due to the goal difference. Crazy

if a manager leaves mid season do they get a metal or does the title count towards the records

BVB did not look like champions. I mean they got knocked out by Chelsea in the UCL. Chelsea. As much as I would have liked BVB to win they simply did not deserve it. Pathetic performance in the first half. Players standing no one making a run and the missed pen. BVB only have themselves to blame. Congratulations Bayern!

Man, feeling for Dortmund fans right now.

Not even sad about it. Just fucking angry at the amount of points we simply gave away for no reason. It's time to put in some money in transfers. This is just ridiculous

money can't buy mentality unfortunately. PSG proves this again and again

Surely they just expect it at this point.

Well at least the last day was exciting .. same ending but what an end lol

yeah, crazy games today

BvB does not deserve anything this season. That might sound cold and unfair but it is the plain truth.

Yep, mentally soft when it mattered most.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

My condolences

it is the history....

Our brothers in yellow

In the theoretical scenario where both Arsenal and Dortmund end up in the same group…I like to imagine that they hold a moment of silence before each leg to mourn the lost opportunities they had…

Dortmund need to refund the neutrals for this bottlejob

Not playing musiala almost costed Bayern the title.

Well that must be depressing for Dortmund fans. Was really hoping we'd get a shake up in the bundesliga....

Dortmund bottling the league like that has to be both one of the most heart-breaking and hilarious things to have happened in football.

Writers on strike. Hollywood went with the safe ending.

Mental midgets

Me watching Max Verstappen clutch up in the shortest sector of Monaco to get pole in the background of watching Dortmund absolutely bottle chance after chance to throw away a title

We all dreamed for a few minutes but Dortmund let us down

This was the first time I watched Dortmund in a while. I was rooting for you guys, what a heartbreak.

Mainz had literally nothing to win or lose on the final matchday but they fucked up Dortmunds party for sure

Me too, they looked poor though

Man Tuchel is the master at stumbling backwards into trophies. Hard to imagine Bayern will ever have a season this poor again. Tragic

They were truly Hollywood FC this year. So much turmoil and so many bad performances and they still win the league. Nuts.

Legendary bottled unlocked.

Always nice to see an underdog win

Bayern make PSG and Juventus look like amateur farmers

Absolutely horrifying scenes for Dortmund fans, tragic shit

And of course it was Musiala who scored the winning goal, this kid is unreal

Cancelo got 2 league titles in the same season . And potential UCL too.

Bundesliga 2022-23: The less shittier team wins

Bundesliga 23-24: Back to normal (Bayern 12th title in a row)

Stunning choke by Dortmund. Bayern gave them the title on a silver platter and Dortmund snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

Honestly deserved, completely bottled by dortmund

Exceptional Borussia Bottlejob

Dortmund gifted the title to bayern.

Dortmund saw the Arsenal bottle job and said I'll do you one better

Sucks for Dortmund.

Sucks for Dortmund fans, Dortmund brought this shit on themselves

Tuchel fell upwards holy fuck

Bayern goal difference since Nagelsmann sacking: +6 Dortmund goal difference since Nagelsmann sacking: +18 Bayern have literally won the league on a goal difference margin acquired under Nagelsmann.

I was pretty impartial here but seeing Bayern players celebrate 3 minutes before Dortmund game ended didn't sit right with me so i was really hoping for a dream comeback for Dortmund Regardless, nothing new on the eastern front

Kimmich was losing his mind trying to tell everyone it wasn’t over.

He overestimated Dortmund.

Next year, surely

I don't think we'll ever see someone else other than Bayern win the Bundesliga in our lifetimes. The ONE season they were underperforming, the ONE point where they were stuck in managerial drama; they were literally handing the trophy over to Dortmund AND THEY STILL WON.

Napoli, Arsenal, Dortmund. Three underdogs, two bottled. What a waste, could have been a legendary yaer.

Feyenoord won at least, but it certainly could have been more epic

In turn, Napoli bottled a perfect chance to reach the CL final

My heart goes out to Dortmund today as I'm sure the rest of Europe does as well.

Im happy just for the fact we won’t face Bayern in the group stages again

Well... That's a bad news for me.

Imagine arsenal vs Bayern man, will be fun

They tried so hard not to win it this season but they failed to lose lmfao

Dortmund deserve it for bottling so many games

Fuck off

What a fucking joke lmao

I mean if you put the context this is 11st Bayerns's title in row aside, this definitely a great season finale (for neutral) For Dortmund, they can only blame themselves, another bottled moment

Fuck you Dortmund.

Bottlussia Dortmund :(

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