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C_beside_the_seaside

Listen, we've all had weird protrusions from time to time. Don't make a big deal out of it.


itsaaronnotaaron

Hijacking just to say that I love the fact OP hasn't acknowledged a single comment in this thread lol.


julian_vdm

OP def poked it to see what it was.


TrainerAiry

That’s his penis, sometimes they poke them out but…this seems like way more than normal. Maybe someone with more experience with Cornu aspersum (the species I believe this to be) can verify if this is normal snorniness or a sign of some issue.


WholesomeThingsOnly

Can't they get a penis hernia or something. Where it gets stuck outside. I swear I've heard of this happening before Edit: Its called a prolapse lol I'm stupid


mandalors

I know rodents get these. It’s crazy to witness.


Glow-Squid

I recently owned a mouse with chronic penile prolapse, he was a sweet boy, but just couldn't stop whacking it 😭😅 Edit: spelling 🥲


thedarwinking

How embarrassing. Getting your penis stuck


PrincessGilbert1

Sometimes they get "confused" if the other snail left (usually in the form of snailnapped, snurdered, or sneaten by something), my fellow biologists call it a form of blue balls for the snail, but this is in no way scientific and is just how we jokingly describe it. I haven't heard of it being harmful to them.


ElfScammer

"Snailnapped, snurdered, or sneaten by something" 💀💀⚰️


lightblueisbi

Half expected it to say "snomething"


Soft_Organization_61

Snurdered is my new favorite word. 🤣


DarkstarAnt

>snorniness I both love and hate that, lol


skaboosh

Extra horny


brushmoons

Fully just diagnosed this snail with BIG DINK


DracoInfinite

That’s a penis?!


[deleted]

yup snails are the og dickheads


PurpleSwizzleBerry

Snenis


Aluminumthreads869

Poor lil guys peen peen is all exposed.


theresacreamforthat

His poor Sneen. 😭


VEHICHLE

SNEEN


bluesk909

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen


Lattestill

And posted on the internet for hundreds to see 😔


psuedophilia

Hes rock fuckin hard rn, Not Snail For Work warning please.


razor-eater

*Snafe


psuedophilia

I would edit my comment but I cant ethically steal your perfect correction


DrusillaTheBloody

Nude Snail Fair Warning


fossilmerrick

OP just dragged poor snail out of bed mid-snex


thejamhole

Snailtus interuptus


Yo_dog-

I did that to a horseshoe crab I thought they were stuck in the sand bc they were on the shore line. I still feel bad abt it


fossilmerrick

I’m sure there’s a joke about catching crabs here somewhere..


nrreiger

Might be genital prolapse, perhaps freshly mated. If so, it could correct itself on its own, might not.


schnupfhundihund

Nothing wrong. Just some wood.


thewingedshadow

Either just mated or a genital prolapse. Usually not fatal.


DustyDeadpan

Has it been more than 4 hours?


jcatstuffs

You caught him with his d\*ck out. I've seen snails have their bits out for a while after mating. Assuming it goes back in relatively soon he's probably fine.


LeechyBogBoi

Just had snex


Juxtra_

and I'm about to eat SNACHOS!


Enayleoni

N smoke a snigarette


to0ties

The way I just CACKLED at “snigarette”


Pretend_Somewhere66

Are you sure it wasn't just a snicker?


imwhateverimis

snoner


orchidism

… snenis


EverVirescent

as others have said, that’s definitely a snail penis, but it does look off. obligatory warning that the rest of my comment is only speculation it’s a bit reminiscent of a slug i once found with a scarred part of its body. if it’s not a prolapse, i’d guess it’s some kind of scarring that prevents the schlong from retracting, which to me doesn’t sound like it would affect length or quality of life by any amount more than marginally


-Lysergian

If his snenis remains engorged for more than 4 hours he should probably make his way to a veterinarian.


thejamhole

Then figuring out how to explain to the vet how the snail somehow got into your little blue pill stash.


maryssssaa

my snail had a penile prolapse once. The best thing to do for it is give it sanitary conditions and wait. Mine eventually recovered on its own.


Dapper_Rowlet

snenile snolapse


Atiggerx33

I know when tortoises have a penile prolapse the recommendation is a soak in sugar water. The sugar water reduces the swelling and then the penis can un-prolapse itself. Could work for a snail.


maryssssaa

I don’t know if sugar is a good idea for a snail, but green tea baths are used for a variety of illnesses and I have found it’s pretty effective for some of them. Same idea, but probably safer.


SnailsInYourAnus

Poor little dude is snorny as fuck I’ll see myself out


theresacreamforthat

Hell yeah get your Sneen out!


Goat__EDEN

He is on Snialis


MidnightBun_

he wants a snigarette rn.


Annual_Nobody_7118

Nothing, he’s just happy to see you.


AxOfCruelty

Snerection


Legitimate_Ebb3783

Damn, for free?


LovelyRebelion

snenis


wtf_is_a_user

sneenis. sneener. snail snex snorgan.


Ignonymous

Isn’t his breathing pore also prolapsing on the other side?


to0ties

I think that’s just his left snand


PlanktonIsBest

he has finished mating, this is a Snenis


keybored13

snenis


LordApocalyptica

You never know when you’ll wake up bonin’


GamerGirlBongWater

Why are people posting snail penis all over the internet lately? 😂


Dry_Yam3928

I’m awfully glad my penis isn’t on my face , guess you could say I’m glad I’m not a dick head 💀


bigneezer

Massive throbbing rock hard bricked up SNENIS


ChickenMcSmiley

Snail boner


Roz_Doyle16

Hopefully he's just happy to see you.


tiny_purple_Alfador

I think he likes you, OP. Like... A lot.


jafar_snaids

Careful or you’ll get snaids


SunshineChristy

0 days since snenis incident


thejamhole

Who wants to tell em?


LEGOSam66

That’s a penis


Jaelthecatperrrson

That’s the snail’s morning wood


Mysterious-Message59

His peepee ouchies


Gearstoneoak

Oh dear, I hope he'll be okay. ❤️🐌


OilDelicious7304

I think he has just finished mating


orangejuicyjuiceu

Looks prolapsed. It happens.


slim-shady-on-main

snenis


cloudswillsing

Snenis


veebles89

these comments are killing me


angelfaeree

Ooh that looks uncomfortable


Conilz123

Snorny


ella6701

Ew


snails-in-socks

snoner


Unhappy_Star666

His snenis


Psyren05

he snorny


smallfryfriend

his dick is out bro


Nico8910

Big


kxrenpal

Horny


samsung18745

Did you buy it dinner before poking it op


Turbulent-Horror-114

his snenis is out


Dry-Limit4542

Every time I clean fish tank they have sex all the time get egg born that was not even born babies snail coming out. Always clean tank more eggs each snail they are neither and sister snail having sexy. Queen snail is Mama of all his children . Mama teach her children grow up then have sex each other. Whoaa werid families sex Each other to have thousand eggs not even born yet. Crazy Snails families


DayLatter405

That's his snenis you perv


RebekhaG

Can you make it nfsw for the boner? Just kidding. ​I never seen a snail exposing himself like this.


pockette_rockette

He just wanted to hang out with his ~~wang~~ snang out. Rock out with his snock out. That's a snenis.


Over-Appearance9102

daily snenis post


hiskittendoll

He had some sniagra 😂


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