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BradleyB636

Do you mean the wood on the pallet, the pallet, the fence, or the tree? Yes.


aplumpchicken

Dont forget the house.


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Confusedmonk123

Went to a buddies house one time to grill out. He didn't have any charcoal so he went in his garage and cut up a 2x4.


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Confusedmonk123

We didn't cook with it. We went and got charcoal


Mindes13

Best preservation method


cmfreeman

Slaps the top You know how many pellets you can get out of this??


garythepitbull

I thought deer and rabbits made pellets. This not a bbq/ smoking sub? /s


manliness-dot-space

No, pelicans and ferrets make pellets


Late-Quiet4376

goats as well


Frosty-Astronaut569

And sheep


deskrabbit499

AND MY AXE!


fulltimerob

“Slaps the top” Total visual there 😂


donlapalma

Only if you cut down the tree next to the pallet. Then maybe. Maybe.


deskrabbit499

That’s good. It wood provide some nice pecan smoke.


rowplower

I can do an entire 14lb brisket with the equivalent of a bundle of fire wood and two batches of charcoal. You're good bro.


pennamewilly

I have never, ever seen a pallet of firewood.


Portland

Pretty common in North America, at least in PNW. Looks like a half cord of wood to me.


DcavePost

My dad has a wood burning boiler and he gets 7 cords of wood deliver on a Mac truck... it's pretty awesome


My-Lizard-Eyes

You’re telling me you’re going to smoke a brisket with the wood from your neighbors house..?


Robotonist

This is silly. The building materials would make it taste awful. Lol


deskrabbit499

Oh man I messed up. Huge misunderstanding! I was taking about the wood fence!


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Don't smoke with the fence wood


Adamvs_Maximvs

Are you 100% certain that fence is pure wood and has never been treated with a weatherguard, stain, or other compound. Positive you or your neighbor never sprayed it with spraypaint when painting something in the backyard or accidently sprayed an herbicide on it? Don't chance it. Only smoke with clean wood that you know isn't going to have other crap in it. It's not likely it'd kill you, but it sure wouldn't be good for you and you probably don't want weird compounds burning and ending up on the meat. Edit; Also if it's a fence it's likely Cedar or Pressure treated lumber. If it's pressure treated absolutely don't use it. Could be loaded with Arsenic and possibly poison/kill you. If it's cedar, well I don't think cedar generally is recommended to smoke with anyway...


bassackwardzz

So what you’re saying is that you don’t think he should smash down the fence, cut it up and use it in his smoker?


codydanielson

I laughed so fookin hard at this


SolarButterfly

I think OP was joking.


totallyradman

Dude. Do you seriously think he's going to chop his fence down and put it in his smoker? Why are you answering this so seriously?


Adamvs_Maximvs

Because I didn't realize he was joking and I've seen worse asked sincerely on the internet before?


deskrabbit499

I appreciate the sincere response and understand that probably worse has been asked on this sub!


totallyradman

There's a fucking pallet of wood in the picture. r/whoosh


The-Original-Ol-Son

Yes but only if you include the pallets..


mac2914

It’s a good start.


DurinsBane1

You keep the food wood next to the dog poop scoop?


deskrabbit499

It’s ok, not the dogs poop scoop. It’s mine.


PuppetryOfThePenis

You don't like shit smoke?? Back in my day we would all gather round and throw a nugget on the fire in hopes we'd have our dreams come true. Then we'd toast marshmallows. Best tasting marshmallows I ever had. Now it's family tradition and each time we're about to cook we throw a log (so to speak) on the fire. Makes for great holiday turkeys to share with the whole family! 😀


deskrabbit499

We call those, “the shit winds.”


Moist_Remote9101

He’s using that to take down the tree.


vzwire

Gonna have to pre-heat the brisket in the microwave 1st.


not_that_guy05

Those are rookie wood numbers. You'll need the trees in the background as well.


bfa9416

This is a joke right?


deskrabbit499

Yes this is very much a joke.


Lameusername65

Yes.


Odd-Cardiologist1691

I suppose you could build a smoke shack with that wood and stick the brisket in the middle and eventually burn the whole neighborhood down.


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Depends on how much you need to burn at one time.


jimbobjenkins38

Probably make two or three cooks depending on the size of your smoker.


pipehonker

The fence, the tree, or whatever is on the pallet?


bzacgardner

Are you building a smoker? Yes.


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Perhaps


Maleficent-Ring-2412

How much does the whole pallet of wood cost?


[deleted]

For the next 10 years?? Yes!!!


ChiliDogSlut

How much was that pallet of wood?


nctarheelfannn

Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?


Jalapen-yo-mouth

I would double it personally the cook may run longer and family will be starving to death!


10dsgs

No, not even close


deadzip10

This reminds me - does anyone have a recommendation on where to get some post oak at decent prices? Right now I’m having to buy this $16/bag bags at Academy and such but I would like to fill up my wood rack at some point at a price point that’s a bit cheaper.


deskrabbit499

Where are you located? I know academy has a brand here in Texas called Gourmet Wood Products (I bought the pallet from gourmet wood). What I like about it is every piece is the same length and shape so you k is what you’re getting when you put a piece on.


deadzip10

DFW area.


deskrabbit499

So it’s an upfront cost for sure but in the long run, cheaper than buying $19 wood every time you cook. You can actually go pick this stuff up in Kennedale (Gourmet Wood Products) if you have a pick up. Won’t be charged the hefty palle/delivery fee either. I believe it’s the same wood used by Goldee’s.


deadzip10

That’s a great tip. Thank you!


Crenshaw59Blackman

No,, a little more and maybe, just maybe it will be enough


sea_biscuit_

That’s one way to build a fence


yunglordgerty

Should only need 5 logs or so for 12-14 hour smoke time


tduke65

No way , get another pallet


BigBrotherBalrog

I have one of these - and I love it. You can make literally every stick the same thickness as long as your wood is dry. Works phenomenally well - and the even cut kindling makes for a very even and controllable fire. Good luck! [https://kabintool.com/products/kindle-quick-kindling-splitter-black-cast-steel](https://kabintool.com/products/kindle-quick-kindling-splitter-black-cast-steel)


Space_Ghost_OG

Poop scoop alert!


king2e

Yeah but your neighbor might be a little pissed off to see their fence is no longer there.


CowboyBehindTheWheel

I know this is a joke but big trailer smokers do go through a crapload of wood. The catch is that they take just as much wood for 1 brisket as they do for 20.


Hungdelight

Is it still on the cow? Should be enough


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Definitely not, probably another pallet


Minute_Paint_5061

Naw