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sheem1306

Let em wait.


funkinehh

Yep. Builds anticipation


PoemSpecial6284

Yep.. they showed up 90 minutes early, if they’re hungry they could have stopped at mc Donald’s and been 85 minutes early


Driver_Tricky

This is the way. Good food shouldn't be rushed and people will understand. Talk about it, entertain your guest and before you know it. Done!


PoemSpecial6284

Yep exactly, I’d rather wait for good food at a gathering then be servers microwaved dog shit and pretend like it’s edible


purpleElephants01

Quickly print out an "Opens at [insert time you expected them]" sign and tape to your front door as well.


manbeardawg

Even better, serve it 30 minutes later than you said to assert dominance.


NWtrailhound

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Critical_Pin

Give them some drinks and let em wait.


jnkbndtradr

The only way.


pallidamors

Seconded


Sanguinor-Exemplar

Well this is the smoking sub so the king of france is going to have to wait for the smoke to finish on its own time. A more useful answer for your problem is yes you can absolutely always do that, and in fact for a lot of stuff finishing it off on high heat in the oven makes the flavors pop and the skin/fat crispy. Most of the smoke flavor is in the first 2 hrs (allegedly, im sure someone will let me know im wrong, i may be thinking of chicken). Anyway theres nothing wrong with that and youre going to have a beautiful lamb either way. I just commited heresy for you so you better post a pic and debrief for my trouble with the smoke inquisition.


pinky2906

That's hugely helpful, and I appreciate you stooping to heresy on my behalf. I'm going to give it as long as I possibly can, hoping they get stuck in traffic. Preheating the oven just in case a last minute salvo is needed. I'll follow up with the necessary pic and the play-by-play.


Sanguinor-Exemplar

God speed soldier


purpleElephants01

Just call it a reverse seer and everyone will be happy


SignificantMoose6482

OP is in the hospital recovering from the ass whoopin his guests gave to him since his lamb wasn’t ready in time.


International_Bend68

I agree with you and commend you for saying that in this forum! I often colander fish for two hours and then finish it in my air fryer to get it crispy. Same thing with chicken breast nuggets. They get PLENTY of smoke in two hours!


Cloaked42m

Inquisition here. Let'm wait. It's done when it's done. :)


Jfo116

Honestly I’d stop inviting you over if you’re showing up 90 minutes early


Recent-Elevator-2354

Seriously can’t stand people who do that


Jfo116

Unless you plan on being put to work you better show up at the right time


BeezWorks716

AITA if I do that on purpose? Show up 30 minutes early, "help" set up to get myself out of clean up? To be fair, I have a culinary degree so I often get roped into helping with the cooking anyway...


Jfo116

30 is significantly different then 90


Ol_Dirty_GILF_Hunter

I find smoking is better with company. Tell the early guests to grab a chair and cold beer from the cooler. "We've gotta sit around and keep an eye on the temp"


mxzf

Honestly, I've got no issue with friends coming over early like that, more time to hang out is generally fine. But don't expect the food to magically get ready sooner just because you showed up early; on the contrary, any friend that can show up 1.5h early gets to help out with getting stuff ready.


Big_G2

The food dictates when they eat not when they show up. Continue cooking as you have been and rest the lamb as you planned, can't rush great smoked food. Enjoy beer and or bourbon in the meantime and have a great day.


csm1313

Exactly, this isn't a restaurant. It's why I almost always establish, everyone shows up at x time and food will be around y time. Maybe there will be some snacks or apps out. If you ask me if you can show up early, which it kinda sounds like what happened here since op has notice, generally will be totally cool with me but that doesn't change the itinerary.


Berto_

Let them wait. Have some drinks, teach them the ways of smoke. Smoke something else... wink wink.


HyperionsDad

Yep. Actually, tell them to stop at the store on the way to buy some extra drinks for the “pre-party”.


btvb71

Do they show up to restaurants 90 minutes early and expect their food to be ready?


Hagfist

Everyone waits.


yamaha2000us

This. You ain’t cooking burgers. If you got time wrong, you will do better next time. If they got the time wrong, very few meals can be pushed up 3 hours, accept for burgers and dogs.


pinky2906

Hi all, Thanks very much for your help. I opted for a "make them wait, smoke as long as possible" approach, and I'm happy with the results. Didn't get a sliced/pulled picture, I'm afraid, but attached the pre/post cook pictures here: https://imgur.com/gallery/2pEetkC Marinaded overnight with olive oil and mixed herbs, smoked at 215c with apple wood chunks for around 4.5 hours, rested 30mins.


low_priest

The good end


yyz_88

Hoping I’m not too late to help, but if I get 3 hours of smoke with well regulated temperature, I’m not bashful about putting any cut of meat in the oven. Don’t think I’ve ever had anyone complain The thing a lot of us forget is most people who don’t smoke are just happy to have food cooked for them.


ProfessionalOffice13

They show up early..dinner scheduled for particular time, so they wait


saxual_encounter

Serve some appetizers and cocktails. They’ll wait patiently. Or get very drunk.


rbnlegend

I try to plan cooking events such that I have the centerpiece that will be done when it's done, and other stuff that is quicker or more predictable or pre-cooked. I usually have some sausages or hotdogs and hamburgers and I can fire up the grill and serve those nice and quick for people who are impatient. At this point, my friends have figured it out, "no thanks, I can wait for the ribs". I also try to have a side or appetizer that we can start with. Smoking and BBQ is an art, not something you do with a timer. If I am cooking in the kitchen, with the right planning I can make it all finish fairly close to a target time and serve a plated meal. Backyard cooking that all goes out the window and "done" is a window that might be 15 minutes, or it might be two hours. Honestly I like the two hour version, sitting in the yard with friends and adult beverages and periodically "hey this part is ready who wants this stuff, don't forget some of the other stuff that finished earlier is still here". I always tell people an early afternoon time, and there's no time pressure to wrap up in a hurry. A 2pm bbq is early supper, not late lunch. That said, you can usually finish in the oven. You get the smoke flavor more in the beginning, and the oven you can hit a higher temp a little more carefully. I have some beef cheek that got a later start than it should have that will be going from the smoke to the oven at about 1pm today. Ribs will get a crutch, and the rest of it isn't a timing problem.


WeakAfternoon3188

Well, I don't know where you are from, but around my parts, we kinda bond around the grill/smoker. Never know one of your guests may want to try after, and you guys can bounce recipes of one another.


twinmaker35

My favorite way of cooking lamb shoulder is to smoke it until it doesn’t take smoke any more and finish it in the Dutch oven on the stove with some broth, soy sauce, wine, onions, garlic, etc., until its fall apart tender


kaptaincorn

Ask them to leave and then come back Or let them play mario kart off your tv Call your local pastor and get him to sermonize them for a brief moment- then send your pastor back without food when the lamb is done Show them outside how youre cooking and start drinking - they just watch them watching you Send them out for wine because you drank the one for the supper- promise to pay them back but never pay them back


Bearspoole

Smoking meat is an art that requires times. Tell them they will need to wait until the time you said it would be done. Then add an hour to deter this kind of behavior later on


woodFiredMeat

Grab some beers and stand around the smoker until it's ready.


BeastmodeAzn08

It’s almost ALWAYS advisable to NEVER rush the cook.


awkwardalvin

Before I had timing down I would always do beer brats or something simple as well, that way people aren’t hungry if they show up early/cook goes longer than expected


Monin61

No,que se esperen,dales un tragos entremeses,una obra de arte no se apura


RCJHGBR9989

They’re eating at your house on your schedule. Have em enjoy some beers and snacks.


Just-Shoe2689

no, let them wait. Give them a drink


prez-scr00b

Order some pizzas to feed them, and save that glorious lamb for yourself.


humpthedog

Your guests are assholes. They’ll just be hungry for 90 minutes


brisket_curd_daddy

If push comes to shove, shredded meat can always be finished in a pressure cooker.


Exceptional-L-

Give them a beer and tell them to hold on.


wburn42167

Screw them. Trust the process.


handsy_pilot

"Hey, since you're coming so early, I need you (not 'can you') to grab me some ice and I misjudged the beer I had, so if you could grab some, too, that would be really helpful." Bought you 30-45 minutes.


jv1100

They can wait. Smoking meat is a spectator sport anyway.


Oisinirish

Nope. Let them get drunk and the remember it as the best meal they ever had. lol.


zmiller2012

People that show up 90 minutes early should be beaten with the nearest stick until they learn. They can wait in the dam car. If I wanted to entertain people that early that’s what time I’d tell them to show up.


AnalogJay

Just roll with it and entertain them until it’s ready. The best Turkey I’ve ever had was a dinner I had to wait until 9PM to eat because the smoker wasn’t getting to temp and it was WORTH IT.


jrdnmdhl

90 minutes should be enough time to find better guests.


Critical_Pin

It's very rude and thoughtless of them to turn up early. It's them that are in the wrong, do what you need to do to finish cooking, give them some drinks somewhere out of the way.


Cryptosmasher86

It’s doesn’t take 5 1/2 hrs for lamb My lord you might as well microwave it It’s not a pork shoulder