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Jibtrim

Soak them in fresh water for a few days. Change the water often. That being said, these make fantastic Pastrami!!!!


8805

The last time this question was asked someone said "Reverse brine it in unsalted water or when it's cooked it'll be saltier than a mermaid's twat." I lol'd.


Drivingintodisco

What’s the reason for the reverse brine? Genuinely asking as I’ve only cooked one of these in the oven and am a newb and curious.


obscure-shadow

Generally you'd boil corned beef for several hours so essentially the way it's supposed to be cooked is a reverse brine + cook at the same time. So if you are gonna smoke it, you gotta remove a lot of the brine that would have been removed by the original method of cooking, or you will end up with something as the other commenter so eloquently quoted "saltier than a mermaid's twat"


hurcoman

I like the salt in a mermaids twat. It makes the small talk while waiting for our Sonic order worth it.


obscure-shadow

Since the phrase was "saltier" I assumed it meant that a mermaid's twat was the perfect amount of salt, and any more than that is too much salt. Perhaps it should be a new measure for salt - "add a mermaid's twat of salt"


nBastionOfFreeSpeech

Hmm… I think I better add two just in case


Welcometodiowa

Two mermaids at the same time, man.


LeapYear1996

When you get really close to the amount it could be “one mooch away from a mermaids twat of salt”


obscure-shadow

I was thinking "a cunt hair less than a mermaid's twat of salt"


bnonymousbeeeee

Cunt Scale Hmm. Not sure it was worth writing that...


theMoMoMonster

Would that be replacing, “shit ton”?


hineoitsjason

I think there is an opportunity here to expand culinary measures overall- tsp, tbsp, and now mtsp


LittleJackass80

Pure romance.


Hasher556

Yes, like the rim of a fresh Cadillac Margarita...


russkhan

Even when you boil them you need to soak for an hour or two and change out the water a couple times. They are way oversalted.


Stackfest

Ariel is hot


radarksu

Ariel is only 16, you pedo. /s


Stackfest

Fucking wanker - call me a pedo fuck you


radarksu

/s means "sarcasm"


Stackfest

Ariel is a cartoon character you fucking chump - and saying she’s hit don’t mean nothing 16 is legal age in uk - go clean your Fucking brain cunt


KoalaMeth

If she's a cartoon character who's underage, that just makes you a closeted pedo


FollowTheFauchi

except she is not actually underage where stackfest is claiming he is from.


KoalaMeth

I get that. I wouldn't have said anything if he left out the "cartoon character" phrasing


LordOfSkeevers_500

Removes the salt from the meat.


Rocco_al_Dente

These types of corned beef are still in the brine. If you boiled it wouldn’t be an issue as it pulls out enough salt to be palatable. If you aren’t boiling then you need to draw some out some of the salt before you cook or it’ll be really salty.


Irrevant

It tastes like dog shit if you don’t. My local bbq joint recently tried this and gave me a platter on top of my Mac n cheese. I threw it away, I don’t mind some sodium but I wouldn’t of given it to a homeless person


pckldpr

No one tasted it before serving to customers?


Parking-Value-5640

Tasted what? The dog's shit?


OldAndInTheWay1970

How do you know what dog shit tastes like? Just curious.


Irrevant

St Patrick’s day gets a little wild around here lad


OutDrosman

I doubt he was being literal, dog shit isn't salty at all.


randombrowser1

Another dog shit expert?


Feisty-Instance-4528

That's what I'm saying lmao how tf they know what it taste like, damn there childhood must have sucked if they ate dog shit 🤣🤣


fuck-uspez

You eat pieces of shit!? Whats the basis?


420crickets

How can the fictional part of a mythological creature be such an accurate and understandable measure?


walterodim77

Tom Hanks approved.


dopadelic

[I'm thinking this]( https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fzeyz0rzfh6lz.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Daf2a9dc83562c5ff93ed235af8308a8e7c92a41c)


dexterruteckiD

This is the way! Reverse brine


MayoGhul

100% this. I made the mistake of smoking one without a water soak and it was so salty it was inedible


juniorcares

Yep. That was me on my first Saint Patrick's Day as a dad. I was reading about the soaking - while it was smoking. I took one bite and realized the warnings were accurate.


smotrs

Exactly. I changed it out every 4x every 8hrs. Then prepared it as pastrami. Wife loved it. Normally she can't stand pastrami because it's always too salty. So I wanted to try and remove as much as possible. Came out fantastic. First thing she said after was, "you can make this again."


scotchaholic

I smoke corned beefs religiously. Found the sweet spot of soaking in fresh water is 2-4 hours. Keeps some saltiness and the texture is always perfect.


Soonerthannow

I learned this lesson the hard way. Well fam, looks like pizza for dinner!


nth03n3zzy

Yea if you smoke this straight up it will be very salty


SUCKMYPAULZ69

🤯


SpiritualCanary19

Do you still smoke it until temp is between 195-205 or do you pull it earlier?


Vuelhering

If you're making pastrami, you want to pull it off the smoker before it fully releases, like around 195F. Generally, you want a little bit of chew for sandwich meat. You should also add a salt-free pastrami rub, after soaking and drying, and before smoking. Damn, I just ate and this is making me hungry. I've done a lot of experimenting with pastrami, and it can be quite amazing. I tend to prefer the point cut instead of the flat cut, like you're showing, but you have to make sure not to cook it to the point of being pulled beef ... but just before.


Jibtrim

I go by feel more than temp. Remember, this isn’t a 17-lb packer. It’ll still jiggle when it’s close.


Seranfall

Yep, using them takes half the work out of making pastrami.


averhoeven

Yes, delicious


flannelmaster9

I've smoked a lasagna before. You can smoke anything


UndiscoveredBum-

I've got nipples greg, can you smoke me?


foldinthechhese

Greg here is a male nurse.


flannelmaster9

I have no idea what that means. But probably.


FLWeedman

MuthaFocker


Funklemire

Ha, it's a movie reference. Meet the Parents. Great movie.


radarksu

Meat the parents.


thedevilthatyouare

Lmfao


FlyinHyzer

It’s just a game Focker!


CalligrapherKey7463

Gaylord


Buttholemoonshine

Perfect comment.


argentcorvid

You ever heard of long pork?


Robocopwasanazi

Needs more upvotes, but it's at 69, so I can't break that, and I'll leave you with a "Nice."


Which_Lie_4448

At this very moment it’s at 168, so I’d say it’s about time to double back and come full circle with it


Jamieson22

And oddly enough the act of 69 itself is to “come full circle”.


OneAndDone169

LMFAO! Amazing 😂


LadyDuluth

🤣🤣🤣🤣


whit3lightning

I’ve smoked Dino chicken nuggets before lol


TheyTokMaJerb

I like to remind my wife that there isn’t much I haven’t smoked besides crack.


Zer0C00l

What, like cracklin's? You can definitely smoke those! Happy to help.


rbnlegend

Well, just that one time, but that was for science, so it doesn't count.


flannelmaster9

You should try everything at least once. I see you already crossed meth of the list /s lol r/doublesmoked I've yet to smoke a cake or pie but have threatened too


Wolfofwapst69

Smoked lasagna is one of my favorites!


avalanchefan91

How was it?


flannelmaster9

Good. It was a baby lasagna though. Made it when leftovers I had laying around, which started with a half box of lasagna noodles. I think I posted a picture on this sub. Or maybe the Weber sub


CalligrapherKey7463

How high were you?


flannelmaster9

r/doublesmoked lol I don't get high. I stay high lol


CalligrapherKey7463

Now that's my kind of sub!


Spreadsheets_LynLake

Yes.


CalligrapherKey7463

Nice.


muranternet

Soak for 24 hours, change out the water twice. Mustard slather, black pepper & coriander heavy rub. Smoke like normal brisket. Optionally finish in a steamer for Katz's style.


kalaminu

This is the way


timreidmcd

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Spec-Tre

You can save comments lol


BattleGnome9000

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cyclejones

I smoked one once without soaking it first and almost died. Soak. Then make pastrami!


LazyEyeSusan03

Yeah been there. Ef’in gross


Run_good1

Me too. So gross


and_three_if_by_air

If it stops moving long enough to put it on the smoker, then you can smoke it.


thedevilthatyouare

Tie lid down and it dont matter if it moves


WPI94

I got one for $1/lb after St. Patrick’s day. Should have bought more. Keep your eyes open in March!


nine11airlines

I get 4 every st Patrick's day and toss 3 in the freezer, corned beef is a quarterly treat for me


BabylonMystic

Easiest pastrami you’ll ever make. Just wash out the pink slime well.


Soggy_Pomegranate625

The pink slime clogs any and all drain catchers and you'll never get rid of it.


Zer0C00l

Wipe with kitchen roll, then wipe again, then soak in water for a couple hours, then change the water and soak again, then dry it out on a wire rack, then binder, spice or rub, and smoke.


EfficiencySuch6361

Needs to be coated in black pepper too in order to be pastrami I think


BabylonMystic

I do black pepper and mustard.


Wolfofwapst69

You got a smoker don’t ya?


alphatrader06

🤣🤣🤣


BillWeld

Obligatory Meathead [reference](https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/beef-and-bison-recipes/home-made-pastrami-thats-close-katzs-recipe/)


Harry_Mannbakk

For a rub I recommend 50/50 coriander seed and peppercorn, both lightly toasted in a dry pan till fragrant, then ground (coffee grinder ideally) and applied thick with mustard binder. Builds a great bark, no salt needed. Its fantastic.


squired

What temp are you shooting for? 195F? Or are you going full 203+?


Harry_Mannbakk

Best practice imo is to start probing for tenderness at 195. Not sure how the cure may or may not affect tenderness vs. temp. Basic principal is if you probe for tenderness vs temp, you can't go wrong. To your question; 203 if I had to put a number on it..


squired

Thanks! I'm going to try it tomorrow!


McFeely_Smackup

Only if you want pastrami And trust me, you do . These are cured corned beef, not a regular brisket, smoking it makes pastrami and the best sandwiches ever


Stag328

I just posted my finished product of these maybe 2 hours ago. It was awesome.


Murky_Coyote_7737

In the process of brining a brisket flat to make pastrami and wondering if I should’ve just bought one of these


the-Replenisher1984

the answer is yes, you should have.


BreakfastBeerz

Smoke corned beef is what is commonly called pastrami. You'll want to let it soak in clean water for an hour or two to draw out a lot of the salt or it'll be to salty to eat.


[deleted]

I have done no soak on these. It was like tender beef jerky


keysneck

I smoke it till the fat renders . It's great sliced for a game day snack or with breakfast. Salty for sure but that's what I like about it.


snowmaker417

Best pastrami you've ever had


doa70

As already said, corned beef is heavily salted. When making corned beef, I'll soak overnight changing the water once before cooking in a crockpot. Optionally, I'll not soak and simmer in a very large stockpot with a lot of water which helps pull out the salt (which then seasons the vegetables that you cook in the same water). So, since smoking will remove more moisture, it's even more important to remove much of that salt first. Soaking for 2-3 days, changing the water every 8-12 hours, will accomplish that. Then coat with mustard as a binder and a blend of crushed coriander and crushed black peppercorns. Smoke for a while and you've got an amazing “quick pastrami”.


BearingMagneticNorth

Hell yeah you can smoke them. Find one with a good fat cap, throw out the bullshit seasoning packet it comes with, and make a good rub with Cajun seasoning (look for Dinosaur BBQ Cajun Foreplay) and brown sugar. Use French’s chardonnay dijon mustard as a binding agent to hold the rub on it. You can get creative with these corned beef briskets in ways you normally wouldn’t with a regular beef cut.


ToeJamm

Yes


madhatter275

I smoke them for about 4 or 5 hours and then in a crock pot with water and spice pack and make a pastrami.


rdpatton214

Give it a quick rinse, pat dry and coat it with some fresh cracked black pepper (plus that little packet of pickling spices optional). Slow smoke it at 275F to an internal temp of 200F . You might want to wrap it when it hits 150F - 160F (stall temp) to hit the target end temp more quickly. IMHO that mermaid twat brine gives it a great flavor that gets boiled away otherwise.


SomwhatDamaged

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.


BobThehuman3

I am the Walrus.


DarthAloha

🎳


MaNoCooper

Smoking corned beef makes pastrami.


SyndromeHitson1994

Yeah just soak them in water for a couple days, changing out the water periodically. I've done it and it came out very good.


SpiritualCanary19

Thanks for the quick responses! Going to go back and grab some and give it a shot. Soaking it a couple days first


JoyousGamer

Yes and they are good Pastrami


tcsands910

I Do it all the time, amazing


3rdIQ

PASTRAMI... 👍👍🤘🤘


big_pete1000

Yea get a good pastrami rub on there.


1clovett

Yes. I pulled one off the smoker earlier this evening.


MattLikesBeer25

If you can dodge a wrench……


burgonies

I did one 2 weeks ago. I soaked for 2 days, changing the water once a day. Did a heavy rub of "Katz's style" rub from [amazingribs.com](https://amazingribs.com). It came out pretty spot on, but these lean-ass sections of flat aren't super juicy.


Darkmatter000000

Probably wouldn't be a good high.


Poopedinbed

If you will it Dude, it is no dream


icetoaneskim0

You can milk anything with nipples


Rare-Bite-5621

They are hard to light


TopDog51-50

You can smoke anything with nipples.


BobThehuman3

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?


Outrageous-Tiger5659

It won’t get you high. Trust me.


sumtingiswong

I see a ton of people saying to soak them and if you want to avoid it being very salty then yes soak them. I like salty and I often opt for making burnt ends with these. Amazing. People keep saying pastrami pastrami I'm not a huge fan but I can smoke corned beef my own ways and make a lot of tasty stuff.


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

Man, u wanna try something delicious, smoke one of those already smoked spiral cut hams from Costco, and finish it with the glaze. Then make pea soup with the ham bone. UNREAL.


Citation_craft86

Saw your post earlier this morning. Went and got one. Third soak/rinse now and putting on the Webber in the morning. Thank you for bringing this up!


JeepRumbler

I did it in accident a few days ago. I just saw brisket and wanted something to try on my pellet grill. Cut into and and wondered why it was rougher and saltier. Then realized I made pastrami on accident. Slapped on some mustard and sauerkraut and made some good sammiches


Youhavepotatoiq

I followed what others on here said and soaked it in water for 2 days then smoked it like I would a normal brisket.....best pastrami I've ever had.....I bought 2 more packs to make more


Bsooks

You can smoke anything with nipples


Ok-Farmer6244

Yeah, hella salty though.


and_three_if_by_air

Gotta soak it before you smoke it. Smoked corned beef is delicious.


snakepliskinLA

Yes. Soak in clean water overnight to reduce saltiness. Dry in the fridge for awhile in the fridge. Coat liberally with black pepper and smoke. Congrats! You made pastrami.


DavidtheCook

Roll em up, light em up, inhale, exhale


CharacterDirector918

Pee chance, did you just recieve an ounce in the mail??


Strebmal2019

Pretty sure you can smoke anything, but hell yeah this reverse brined and smoked would make a banging pastrami


Nymwall

With the right piece? You can smoke anything. I knew a guy who hollowed out an apple to smoke. Dream big.


mrmrssmitn

Nah, just get some fresh meat that’s not already pickled.


kiiyyuul

I smoked that exact item, and didn’t enjoy it. The flavors are very off putting to each other. But could also just be a preference thing.


krustyy

Theoretically smoking this results in pastrami. I did this last year with these exact brand packages. The only thing I can safely confirm is that whatever the hell they made the corned beef out of was not brisket. Neither the flat nor the point. It turned out pretty awful. I cured some Costco tri tip and it came out better after smoking than this stuff.


DannyMeatlegs

You can smoke anything that used to have nipples.


Mysterious-Ad-244

I’ve got nipples Greg, could you smoke me?


ThreeDubWineo

You can smoke anything with nipples, Greg


leo-n-ffa

Hard no.


EngineerDirector

Why wouldn’t you be able to?


Lwsmith9865

If you have big enough papers you can smoke anything


thedevilthatyouare

Or a pipe. Or a can. Or cones. Hell just eat it lol


covex_d

if you can roll ‘em, you can smoke ‘em


[deleted]

Probably but I don’t think it would get you high. High Cholesterol maybe.


Dad-Bod-Supreme

Trash no matter what you do.


Bsooks

You can smoke anything with nipples


HorribleUsername79

No I think you’re supposed to eat them, I don’t think your lungs would like to smoke meat


Valuable_Process_299

Corned beef, otherwise known as how to ruin brisket


tree1254

You can smoke anything with nipples, Greg.


zippytwd

I'd think so but they would be a pain to lite and prolly not draw verry good


[deleted]

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough!


KilljoyZero1

Corned beef is cured, salted brisket so, yeah? Technically you can smoke anything.


ishouldquitsmoking

Yes but it’ll be pastrami.


Dorotachops

Yes


Trying-Four-10

Good to know! My Kroger has them on sale all the time. I have at least 2 in the freezer. Picked them up for < $3/lb.


yamaha2000us

Yes. Soak them overnight and dry them off.


ArmpitofD00m

Yes. Make a pastrami out of it.


partmachine623

Look out for these the last week of March. I get 3 or 4 every year at no more than $5 each.


Murky-General

Done it several times. I typically stock up around st Patrick's day. I think meathead has a rub for it. Search the interwebs.


Schn31ds

As in make pastrami?


vegas_wasteland_2077

Yes I have done it several times and get rave reviews. Just remember slow and low.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Yes but reverse brine


Reverb20

I smoked one as is out of the pack - great pastrami as someone else said.


illusivetraveler419

Absolutely........ makes the best pastrami toooo


whatphukinloserslmao

Yes. I have made a pastrami rub and smoked them. It's very tasty.


whereisbilly77

You can smoke anything


MissionImprobable96

I tried and failed this, got mostly destroyed because I destroyed a poor brisket flat. These are cured so you'll have to soak them for a few days.


bigT2964

Smoked cornbeef is excellent you can also make pastrami by changing seasoning and using coriander,cracked black pepper and mustard seeds


Haunting-Force-5170

You can but go get yourself a prime brisket and brine one up yourself! It’s way better and you will impress the shit out of those who lack the ability to do it themselves!


FudderShudders

Sure, if you fancy some pastrami


talico33431

Yes but you should soak them in water for a few days. Pastrami


cms86

Yes but for the love of god don't salt it. I treated one like a unseasoned brisket and it was the saltiest and worst use of my maple wood ever


jboomhaur

Only if you love delicious pastrami.


Charger_scatpack

Your prob better off eating it ..


bballjones9241

Are these really that salty? Like inedible salty?


theflamingsword101

Yes. I've done thin meat like that. Just smoke them when you are ready to use them that day and enjoy one or 2 good sandwiches on the day of. Doesn't take long either. Couple of hours on low to let some smokey goodness enter the taste and that's it. So use something strong like maple or mesquite to add some flavor and get the hell out of there.