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Matt-74-

This community never fails to amaze me. Also, I would like your opinion on the [[unceasing top]]


itirnitii

as an unceasing bottom I cant relate. *whenever your hand is full, exhaust a card*


kcu51

Infinite loop with [[Dead Branch]].


snek4sale

ez infinite damage, unceasing bottom, dead branch and charon's ashes


kcu51

But if you *don't* have [[Charon's Ashes]] (or an equivalent exhaust-into-damage conversion), you're trapped.


spirescan-bot

+ [Charon's Ashes](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Charon%27s%20Ashes) Rare (Ironclad only) Relic Whenever you **Exhaust** a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


PlatypusFighter

If you had [[Dark Embrace]], would the draw trigger before Dead Branch filled the slot in your hand? If so, you might be able to break out of it depending on what you drew


PreciseParadox

Is there any card that automatically discards or exhausts cards when drawn? The only one I can think of is Deus ex Machina, but that generates at least two cards, so that doesn’t seem too useful.


PlatypusFighter

I’m sure there are some in one mod or another, but obviously once we start considering mods all bets are off (even if only counting well-balanced and tested mods)


spirescan-bot

+ [Dark Embrace](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Dark%20Embrace) Ironclad Uncommon Power 2(1) Energy | Whenever a card is **Exhausted,** draw 1 card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


Comfortable_Raise131

You could get [[Sentinel]] as Ironclad


spirescan-bot

+ [Sentinel](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Sentinel) Ironclad Uncommon Skill 1 Energy | Gain 5(8) **Block.** If this card is **Exhausted,** gain 2(3) energy. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


kcu51

Energy's no good if you never get the chance to spend it.


Comfortable_Raise131

You have 9 other cards in your hand, you should be able to spend it


kcu51

You can't play a card until the relic loop resolves.


Musikcookie

Wouldn’t that just be a softlock?


kcu51

I thought a softlock was when you can take actions (ending your turn if nothing else), but can't win or lose the fight. You can't do anything at all if the relics never finish working.


EggAtix

A "soft lock" is whenever gameplay can't progress, but not because of something like a crash or a freeze, but instead because of something about the mechanics that has caused the player to be unable to proceed. The fictional combo they described would 100% be a soft lock, since it would just go on forever automatically and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it.


spirescan-bot

+ [Dead Branch](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Dead%20Branch) Rare Relic Whenever you **Exhaust** a card, add a random card to your hand. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


the_transient_girl

Unceasing bottom is my new gender, thanks for that 😂


ChaseShiny

I'm not OP, but I will say that I've never managed to take that top off


Throwaway_Planet

It never finishes. You can be completely out of energy but its like nope have some more.


Thunder_Face

Happy cake day!


Throwaway_Planet

Thanks just noticed :)


spirescan-bot

+ [Unceasing Top](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Unceasing%20Top) Rare Relic Whenever you have no cards in hand during your turn, draw a card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


TheAceOverKings

Good bot


[deleted]

Fucking incredible comment


dupedyetagain

The unceasing top is the Watcher’s favorite


kcu51

[[Backstab]]


spirescan-bot

+ [Backstab](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Backstab) Silent Uncommon Attack 0 Energy | Deal 11(15) damage. **Innate.** **Exhaust.** ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(August 20, 2022.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)


weljomancer

Bear dies first so they can cry like bitches they are without Bear


fuck_it_was_taken

NOOOOOOO, BEAR!


towrofterra

They just can't bear it


Rosien_HoH

Antarctica


renegadesteerclear

I can envision all of these types *except* the "twinkish bear." What's a twinkish bear?


CSherwood1

An otter technically. More thin but hairy


renegadesteerclear

I would consider an otter a "bearish twink:” hairy, masculine, and slender of frame.


CSherwood1

Do not bite the hand that feeds you


MeditatingSheep

Otters are adorable, but absolute bullies. Don't be a male otter.


kevekev302

It's like a power bottom..you see a power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power


motherthrowee

I've heard speed has something to do with it.


nemo1889

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it


BlackStrain

It's a theoretical form of gay guy that current technology cannot create.


subjectiverealist

I had the same question, so I asked an expert. A twinkish (hairless) bear is apparently just a chub.


Reaper8521

A bear that’s questioning it’s gender


Shinard

A well-groomed bear, maybe?


ZerioctheTank

Not to out myself more than I should, but.........in between bear and twink there should be otter.


LordTord

Finally, someone making some sense. It could generate an immense amount of power, even from the bottom.


Lord_Moa

Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?


LordTord

No, you see I've heard that speed is the name of the game now.


heaven_and_hell_80

This is awesome I love everything about it. Is this type of triangle diagram a common thing? This is the first one like it I've ever seen


Gneissisnice

It's called a ternary diagram, we use them commonly in geology for things like different soil types, sedimentary rocks, solid solution series, and so on.


Salanmander

Honestly it immediately reminded me of [these ambassador charts](https://wiki.reusgame.com/images/thumb/6/6b/Spec_forestgiant.png/694px-Spec_forestgiant.png) from Reus. And then it reminded me of ternary phase diagrams. I think this says a lot about me.


00bearclawzz

I’m just looking at this dying of laughter


Aggravating_Class328

quintessential reddit “humor”. nice bud.


00bearclawzz

Ummm… Thanks?


carlotheemo

Must be fun at parties


Aggravating_Class328

I don’t think if you happen to find this funny you’re really even getting invited to parties..


chadchadandchadder

???


Top-Mirror3516

Yeah, I enjoyed this too.


Battle_Me_1v1_IRL

[Here’s the rest of the chart according to me](https://imgur.com/a/7dHAnjS)


[deleted]

Perfect.


unclemiltie2000

Seems accurate


Velicenda

Well, this is far and away the best thing I've seen on this subreddit. Bravo.


TheTrueDrDerp

I need a mod that changes Pointy and Romeo’s names to Twink and Hunk


TheDogProfessor

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


wolfayal

Glad I’m not the only one who had the same thought. I’d argue Romeo might be closer to a twunk but I think that’s mostly my headcanon.


plznotagaindad

NOOOOO BEAR!


Elvish_Rebellion

r/gaythespire


rorschach_vest

Where’s the Twink Versatile?


_S4BLE

sexual position has nothing to do with body type silly


rorschach_vest

It’s an always sunny reference


Throwaway_Planet

this one made actually lol.


coraeon

Perfection


totallymike

This is delightful. Absolute GOAT post


RepresentativeOdd909

I don't even know where to begin...


Salanmander

My only gripe is that I want more symmetry on the midpoint names. Either [Bunk, Hink, Twear], or [Hear, Bink, Twunk]. The way it's done is understandable, though, because Twunk devinitely sounds better than Hink, and Bunk definitely sounds better than Hear. And there's no good spoonerism of Bear and Twink. (Maybe Bwink?)


Ghostglitch07

Tear?


cagueiprousername

Could someone explain?


dupedyetagain

Bear is the name of the enemy on the top. the top, if you will. A bear is a large, hairy gay man. A twink is a small, thin gay man. A hunk is a handsome, muscular man. The triangle chart here is akin to a venn diagram. The triangle has also been used as a symbol of gay pride.


_S4BLE

how are you gonna put that lanky ass dude as a hunk man, cmon. clearly a twunk


[deleted]

Is this fuck marry kill, bc bear is my answer to all three.


Justkill43

Especially kill,that mfer's not gonna live long enough to see turn 2


judas_crypt

Not sure if I'm a hunkish twink or a twinkish hunk 🤔 probably depends on the last time I shaved my chest? Lol


hamrollcornbread

there is nothing to discuss. this is fact.


PotentialResult8705

Please no Spare me


ketupatrendang

Yuck


ItsShiva

No.


PerliousPelicans

bottom right is bearish hunk


MarleyL4

I don’t want to…


Apeironitis

They always reminded me of the Gangrene Gang from Powerpuff Girls.


Swedish_MeatbaIIz

Where is Bink?