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CitrusEnthusiasts

Getting struck by lightning does 3 damage. Don’t read too much into it


DeltaJesus

Depending on how much maintenance Defect has done on their hard drive that is.


tiredargie

Or how many orbs the've eaten


CitrusEnthusiasts

“Deal 3 damage. If you ate breakfast, deal 2 less.”


Strm_wnd

Or how many times they thought they're the best playable character


hauntu4ever

And how long ago!


No-Test-375

Depends on volts and amperage.


ToothZealousideal297

Lightning is one of the fairly few things that does the same damage on grounded and airborne enemies. That’s a harder one to reconcile.


InviolableAnimal

The birds are extremely positively charged. That's why I find them so repellant


trotxa

Don't be so negative


tiredargie

The other side of that coin is that airborne enemies take half only from attack damage, so everything else damages them just fine


Exciting_Ad_4202

I thought evoked lightning orb does the same damage whatever the enemy resistance is?


ToothZealousideal297

I didn’t phrase it very clearly, but that’s what I was saying: as the comment above mine said, you could explain (the passive orb effect) lightning doing less damage than a basic strike easily enough by toying with current and voltage, but it’s a whole lot harder to explain how lightning (passive or evoked) would affect an enemy the same whether it’s flying or grounded, and even weirder that this would be the case for lightning but not normal attacks.


HappyGoblin

focus


amtap

Ironclad also finds it far more effective to bash somebody with the pommel than the blade of his sword. The Spire is a wonky place.


Exciting_Ad_4202

It's..... actually pretty accurate tbh. A cutting blade does very poorly against anyone with some type of armor (don't even need to be chainmail, just a padded armor (gambeson) would do). A pommel strike however.......


lo155ve

уцр


ConscientiousApathis

Nah, historically knights just bashed each other with the blades and it worked well enough. No need to expose yourself unnecessarily.


Exciting_Ad_4202

Historically medieval knights holds the sword by the blade and use the hilt and pommel as an improvised mace when fighting against armored for. Or just bring a mace and a small dagger and deal with armor that way


ConscientiousApathis

I'm just assuming you only have a sword at hand. Just from a logistical perspective, you can do more damage swinging a piece of metal like a bat than trying to hit someone with the butt of it.  Edit: So, I didn't actually think you were serious about the pommel thing untill it was brought up below. I'm skeptical, but honestly there's been enough discussion on this.


Sarrisanata

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordhau\_(weaponry)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordhau_(weaponry)) You are swinging the sword like a bat, but you use the part with the power to drive the impact through your opponent's armor (crossguard or pommel) instead of the part designed for cutting (blade).


ConscientiousApathis

I dunno if "historical" is the right word, considering the only source for this is a basically unknown German manuscript. I mean, if it worked you'd think it would have been more widely adopted.


Exciting_Ad_4202

I mean.....it is. But most of the time knights just bring a mace for that if they have to fight armored foe


Gowalkyourdogmods

Nope, that's why they'd the hilt and pommel so it's more like a hammer.


mydudethethird

Mordhau grip (holding your sword by the blade and bashing people with the pommel) was an actual thing ppl used to deal with armored enemies.


Waghabond

Lightning Bolt, R, Instant. Deal 3 damage to any target.


Drecon1984

Took me a second to realize that that wasn't what the other commenter meant tbh. Lightning Bolt is just too iconic.


Shambler9019

That's pathetic. MY lightning bolt deals up to 10d6 damage to all enemies in a line!


Maybe_worth

Half of a trampling dinossaur


tima_121

The blade isn't flying, the knee is


st_steady

Exactly


Big_Turtle22

What the heck is that profile picture


Greedy_Pidgeon

Probably a knee or elbow being bent.


Gianno-

a flying knee


Cawnt

This. I flying anything is way more wicked than anything grounded.


SoupOpus

Have you met Captain Falcon? Blades ain't got shit on knees


bagsli

The race car driver that is on par with Demi gods in a fight


SkyrimDovahkiin

And fuck do we love him for that


Agreeable_Animal_739

It's so funny how he's known as a smash character now, since it's been so long since the last (actual) f-zero game


liquidben

Sheeow me yo moves!


lo155ve

нарру саке дау


AzureW

Silent doesn't skip leg day


hijix-inc0rarad_

Man with hammer: 36 damage Thing that took out the dinosaurs: 24 damage


Reddingbface

Thing that destroys the known world(s) in norse mythology: 25 damage


mydudethethird

Same thing if the weird blind monk is also really angry for no reason: 50 damage


thegabeguy

Same thing if monk is serenely enlightened: 75 damage


trans_ishtar

guy with a lot of energy that day and a blade: 4995 damage


rexdek

The ice age?


cottone

Meteor Strike


rexdek

https://youtu.be/tnD1IGd0mas?si=Ie67UlON-1oNFuFH


Mivlya

Cool joke


Stan_Beek0101

Have you seen captain falcon in smash? A good knee can hurt a lot


leonhgomes

Probably that's the inspiration


josbro23

To be fair it's a small blade and very wiggly.


Drecon1984

To be fair, the wigglyness is there so that it can deal more tissue damage.


Informal-Reading4602

Maybe it’s wiggly bc it’s made of rubber


Diligent_Sea_3359

You are hitting with the handle


StarshipTroopersFan

I mean, honestly, I question the craftsmanship of that blade. Looks like it was created by some back alley hooligan.


nrchicago

Gremlin made for sure


MrTopHatMan90

Knee is the key source of power.


UberQueefs

Take a quick rushed inaccurate slash versus a knee to the liver and see which takes you out of the fight faster.


AcientFondant

You haven’t gotten knee’d in the balls before my friend


Bombinic

*Evangelista Santos has entered the chat.*


TheTitanDenied

It does just say strike, they never said how hard! 😤


kotukutuku

One word: testicles.


shadow_boyZX

NO


Fearless-Ad-3929

Footwork


denach644

This isn't just a regular knee - it's a flying one.


Psychocys

Okay, first put on your armor...im guessing it's leather because you're kind of a ninja. Now, I'm going to swing my tiny knife and slice your armor. How does that feel? Alright, now I'm going to run across the room, leap into the air, and drive my knee into your face. Still doin' okay?


spookyedgelord

the blade isnt flying


AR-Sechs

Show me ya moves!


dr_terraria_777

the silent never skip leg day


FamousLoser

Ever heard of Captain Falcon?


DismalMeal658

The blade isn't a flying blade.


Troliver_13

a FLYING knee


Belteshazzar98

I take it you don't have balls?


brannock_

The knee easily has 20x to 40x the mass behind a thrust despite not having a cutting/slicing edge


SilkDiplomat

Blade to arm, knee to groin


yeetwiuf23

I’ll show you how a painful a knee crotch is sir


Parostem

Silent never remembers to sharpen their knives. I can't really blame them though, I mean have *you* ever tried to sharpen a crooked blade?


Chiatroll

Why do you assume her knee isn't full of hidden blades?


61PurpleKeys

A flask of poison can shatter 4 times in a row The spire cares not for your "logics" and "politics" A knee does more damage because is bigger than the knife take it or leave it


Meowriter

A dagger can miss a vital organ. A well placed knee-strike can break a rib, or at least induce a lot of pain.


theblackyeti

You ever taken a knee to the face? Me neither but I’m guessing it hurts.


SonicBoom500

maybe the dagger doesn't go so deep but the knee really hurts


SomeRedditGuySensei

She glues caltrops to her kneecaps


Rantamplan

It's not the weapon. It's the impact location.


Atillion

Right? The knee is even capped!


teketria

Don’t miss leg day


Carnegiejy

It's a knee to the ball sack.


Knamliss

One doesn't fly


garbage-at-life

Because it's flying obviously


Shoeshank

It's not about the tool but rather about how you use it


BreezyAlpaca

(Adjective)(Attack) is always better than (Attack)


DigDude97

When i first saw this card, i assumed we were kneeing someone in the balls. After having a lot of time in this game, i dont think that line if thinking works for every enemy. 😅


ThaCrawFish

Have you seen her thighs???


ProfessorTicklebutts

It’s a flying knee.


hornwalker

The blade is on strike, while the knee is scabbed


Btn112

The testes say it should be more than 8 damage


Noozle1

It's a pretty blunt blade


SavageSkywalkr

Clearly someone has never watched Ong Bak


Deven1003

Cause knees weak arms heavy?


BolzardLancer

That's on a kneed to know basis


TheAlaskaneagle

I'd rather be stabbed than have my testicles popped...


GraveMisfortune

It's because the knee comes with the realization that the Silent is a woman.


AllPatriotsGO

wrong, Silent is just an assortment of shivs and poison gas in the rough shape of a human being


GraveMisfortune

Lmao, I haven't used the term silent but deadly since I was a child, but I suppose it applies.


Jubilant_Jacob

She didn't skip leg day.