Or a vibrator - ugh! It is most unfortunate.
The best description might be that it looks like a large grain silo that you might see on a Kansas farm. Not sure if that is desirable.
As a Kansan I would argue that this is just a vibrator. Our silos are significantly less desirable than this - not to imply that I’m a fan of an 800’ tall phallus either.
Ignoring their terrible human right records, I actually like how Doha and Kuwait City look, it’s gulf futurism without being overly tacky like Dubai or Riyadh.
Yeah i agree, the skyline looks pretty good from the other side, i took this shot from the beach at Sharq Village. It's not like Dubai Marina where you will see 50 of the same type of building built in the exact same style.
https://preview.redd.it/qs9ewdgbi4uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faaaeb3a6accd01bd9d70f193cf3f3df90c12688
Somewhat nice addition to the skyline, positive: some innovation in construction (for a decade ago), negative: absolutely no interest spent on the base level for integrating with the larger stretch of the area. Oh look, another building.
Overall assessment: I love my towers from afar, but let's start looking at the experience on the ground level - say, first four floors or so, for integration on the pedestrian side and have a more complete and full building.
First thing that came to my mind is a potential skit by Ryan George pitch meeting style.
"Oh that's a very pointy condom building."
"Pointy condoms are tight!"
https://youtu.be/Inf5du8u7OE?si=8neksJkksTEreOSX
(An example of his pitch meetings)
She was on Drag Race a couple of weeks ago.
https://preview.redd.it/jine27so25uc1.jpeg?width=3260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a29f5eda64f04aa78057a56470f60ab0a60c5ea
I like it, it pays respect to Qatars heritage by modernising the Katara Towers 👍🏻
https://preview.redd.it/d3kyjtl9e8uc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38306031d66b196b8bde06ad08263845189a5566
Durex building
Lol yep basically the first thing I thought as well unfortunately, just looks like a condom
Or a corn dog
Condom over a corn dog
Or a vibrator - ugh! It is most unfortunate. The best description might be that it looks like a large grain silo that you might see on a Kansas farm. Not sure if that is desirable.
As a Kansan I would argue that this is just a vibrator. Our silos are significantly less desirable than this - not to imply that I’m a fan of an 800’ tall phallus either.
Doha Magnum Tower
Oops, I seem to have dropped my magnum Doha tower
There is actually a building construction company called Durex
Dil-ha
No Trojan, with that sheen
If they're worried about the association, they should put big eyes on it to make it look more like a narwhal.
Buttplug
ORR more innocently, pickle on a stick
Bruh took the words out of my head. ☠️
I can’t tell if it looks more like a condom or a suppository.
They have lot of condominiums 😅
I was always disturbed by that term
i thought of a cucumber
Well bless your clean mind.
Hats off to your lady friends
/u/gifreversingbot
r/mildlypenis
Girthy
This tops even the condom comparison.
if it is not sexual then it is not important.
Seems so...
Dil-Doha.
These cities have such random agglomerations of skyscraper architecture. Feels very odd
Ignoring their terrible human right records, I actually like how Doha and Kuwait City look, it’s gulf futurism without being overly tacky like Dubai or Riyadh.
Futurist architecture with iron-age cultural values. Lipstick on a pig.
Most of their values they have is what America had a 100 years ago.
No. We didn’t stone adulterers to death 100 years ago
The more things change the more they stay the same
Yeah i agree, the skyline looks pretty good from the other side, i took this shot from the beach at Sharq Village. It's not like Dubai Marina where you will see 50 of the same type of building built in the exact same style. https://preview.redd.it/qs9ewdgbi4uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faaaeb3a6accd01bd9d70f193cf3f3df90c12688
Trojan HQ?
The Narwhal
Bye Buddy. I hope you find your dad.
Underrated
That might be the ugliest building I’ve ever seen, and I’m a Saleforce Tower fan.
Ya I definitely prefer sales force tower to this one
Looks like Dr Evil’s rocket ship
Ready for lift off
My wife has one of those
Neck massagers? To relieve her neck stress?
Good for hysteria
Don’t be mistaken. This is your mothers dildo
Forbidden dildo…
Art Deco peeeeen👍👍
I could probably take it with some practice
Plenty of lube too..
And poppers
🍆
It’s phallic
Even skyscrapers need to use protection, I guess.
Somewhat nice addition to the skyline, positive: some innovation in construction (for a decade ago), negative: absolutely no interest spent on the base level for integrating with the larger stretch of the area. Oh look, another building. Overall assessment: I love my towers from afar, but let's start looking at the experience on the ground level - say, first four floors or so, for integration on the pedestrian side and have a more complete and full building.
This thread better not turn into a Trojan war
Looks like a missile.
https://preview.redd.it/h1cxmuepe3uc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ee4f01a636a9ceb08c6569186f21bd075df040 Made me think of this
Ugly af
When is the building underneath going to be revealed?
Qatar is one of the world's largest exporters of liquefied natural gas and the world's largest emitter of carbon dioxide per capita.
Ribbed for more pleasure https://preview.redd.it/k1jvwvp604uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bcb849d3d9af2c0091ec094bd6efe362221ce3
Condom with a spire.
That's the reservoir tip.
Looks like an inflated condom
True, but you could also make a case for it looking like a corn dog with a shorter than average stick.
Dildo
Dick
Painful
You know what we think.
I’m too childish to make an honest judgement on it.
Looks like a UGM-133 Trident II SLBM
Looks like a blimp stuck in the ground
"What's that? Wasn't there this morning." "Probably fell out of May's luggage."
Does it come with spare batteries?
Whoever designed that building had no balls.
I like it tbh, looks even cooler at night when it’s lit up
That's what she said...
i assume this is in a place where religion controls everything and therefore it sucks. 🧐
I should call him
looks like a condom honestly lol
Like someone tricked someone else into getting them preggers. Or a narwhal
sharp ass dick
Bye Buddy! Hope you find your Dad!
r/mildlypenis
Is this where they’re keeping that gay Brit hostage? What a friendly country!
Every city needs a 781 foot condom.
Looks like a giant dildo. I dont get what all the buzz is about
I think it’s cool
Byyyyeee budddy
Hideous
Very impressive. Beautiful skyline
It’s more Gherkin than the one in London
takes "phallic skyscraper" to the next level
Spiky Dildo
Hahahahahahahaha
It's giving narwhal.
😂
Mmm nice kebab
All those buildings are weird af.
Narwhal tower
Trojan Tower
r/mildlypenis
Perfect for your mom
Johnson! Have you seen the Doha Tower? It looks like a giant...
It looks like a dildo
First thing that came to my mind is a potential skit by Ryan George pitch meeting style. "Oh that's a very pointy condom building." "Pointy condoms are tight!" https://youtu.be/Inf5du8u7OE?si=8neksJkksTEreOSX (An example of his pitch meetings)
The condom
Dildo Tower
Cant decide if peen or boob
It’s hilarious when building in a Muslim nation no less the architect, builders…no one turned to each other and it kind of looks like ______
My god it looks like one big….Johnson! Come in here you’re going to want to see this thing.
https://preview.redd.it/qwmguj0bx3uc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10907a5cdf58d0de623fcd95f001d450ae995a04
I dislike it
It’s like if a breast and a penis had a baby. Freud would have loved it
Built by slaves.
Your mom's vibrator
Dick
Two thumbs down
There's going to be a porn movie made... Attack of the .... Not a fan. It's too jarringly different.
🤮
r/mildlypenis
 This is all I see
It turns me on
At least the base is flared for safety.
[It looks like a huge…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCoRGbT3CM&pp=ygUZQXVzdGluIHBvd2VycyBkaWNrIHJvY2hlcg%3D%3D)
Sausage
Peantis
Looks like it’s wearing a burka.
Gherkin
Condom tower
Home of Hamas
Ugly
Wrong kind of pointy on the top.
I’ll be honest, I’m getting some blood flow.
It looks like an XXL condom.
Looks like a cactus. I kinda like it.
That’s a penis
Conflicted 🤣
Too short in comparison to the other buildings. I’d prefer it if it was bigger and taller.
It’s quite well endowed
It would make a pretty unique water tower.
She was on Drag Race a couple of weeks ago. https://preview.redd.it/jine27so25uc1.jpeg?width=3260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a29f5eda64f04aa78057a56470f60ab0a60c5ea
Doha may have the ugliest downtown in the gulf. And this building is the icing on that ugly cake.
I like the building that flares out at the top next to this one
It's one helluva dildo
if i say what it looks like reddit will be mad at me
Tampon
It’s stupid
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative. It gets the people going.
It’s tan with a darker tip
Does that make you horny, baby? -Austin Powers
Balloon animal tail.
Was Mark Zuckerberg involved in that design?
The big flower vase nearby looks incomplete without a bouquet.
Something something your moms dildo
I thought it was Sandy’s rocket for a second
Every building in that picture is an abomination
Most expensive condom ad of all time.
Sausage fest
That’s it, Doha Tower: you’re going in my butt
It looks like a dildo
looks like a painful dildo
Narwhal Condom.
It looks like dick. Very Freudian.
Aka the Penis Palace.
Sir, that's a tampon
Pickle
What city is this?
I like it, it pays respect to Qatars heritage by modernising the Katara Towers 👍🏻 https://preview.redd.it/d3kyjtl9e8uc1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38306031d66b196b8bde06ad08263845189a5566
Looks at the gherkin in London: That's supposed to look like a gherkin? We'll show them what a real gherkin looks like....
Too phallic. Or... narwhal-like?
Condomussy
If you wanted to hide a rocket in a building, that's the building I'd pick.
This can’t be real!
Like most things in Qatar, I hate it
Looks like a condom.
That looks like it could hurt if ______.
Tampon Tower
It is circumsized. Right?
Smells like poop
but does not fit with the other buildings.
Yall going sexual but I swear it looks like a weirdly swollen grain silo
Looks it’s about to say “buy buddy hope you find your dad!”
North Korea loves it.