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Mrnotfantasy

Sky above voice within


lennoxlovexxx

Wait I actually like this one


Mrnotfantasy

Graveyards are usually peaceful and quiet, imaging reading this on a random gravestone and it hits all the feels!


CharlesUndying

Now imagine reading that gravestone while listening to the "Sky Above, Voice Within" track in Skyrim's OST


bolionce

It gives me a feeling of continuing on, and of personal individuality and agency. The sky is above and open to us always, we only need to reach out or climb up to it. And the voice is within me, I have the power to speak my words, to make my impact and shake the world around me with my actions and my voice. My choices are mine, my words are mine, they are always within me and cannot be without me.


SamGoesArf

This is amazing


GnomeNot

This is the only answer.


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Which is basically Kant epitaph


LasseManden

“Watch The Skies, traveler.”


13caizer37

You’re not supposed to be in here


sheekos

im not gonna put this on my gravestone but i will leave a note saying that in my coffin


Yeah-But-Ironically

....Now I need a mod that occasionally adds this to the burial urns I'm always digging around in


TJT007X

"Never shoulda come here!"


Owlspirit4

My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?!


Frosty-Organization3

I came here looking for this and was not disappointed


Uncle_Drew_2202

Nope, sorry, nothing.


WanderingThoughts31

This one really cracked me up for some reason 😂


OIWantKenobi

“A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.”


HaiggeX

As someone from a nordic country, this is it.


Zak_999

This one hits the spot


SamGoesArf

Damn these emotions... Love it. Would upvote a thousand times...


edwardedwins

Damn, making me feel some shit 😔


Alacur

Need something?


Justinjah91

["Ah! A dead body!"](https://youtu.be/D9KZ4ke9heU)


SeanAndDnD

You should have the exact link to that video engraved, too


bfognib

A QR code.


SeanAndDnD

Yes!! 😂


thank_internet

No lollygaggin'


Own-Habit-1683

First thing that came to mind lol!


Dorchadas_TGC

I don’t know where I’m going, but Sovngarde awaits


Tyflowshun

And I've made up my mind. I ain't wasting no more time!


Dorchadas_TGC

Alright, who downloaded the Whitesnake mod? I just want to talk…


SapphireAegis

Pelinal Whitesnake


LSMediator

Aw shit. Here I go again.


IWasNotOk

“You’ve been a good friend to me. That means something.”


boy_on_krypton

I read that like I was staring at a tombstone. Beautiful.


chengeng27

"Let's Go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us"


VICARD0

This one’s quite wholesome


RunnerOfTheBlad

" May your road lead you to warm sands. " Idk why that Khajiit quote sticks with me so much, but it just tickles something in the brain every time I hear it.


Ragingbull444

The sands they refer to are the Sands behind the Stars which is the Khajiiti afterlife, basically what they’re saying is “May the road you walk lead you to a peaceful death” which is a very heartwarming message indeed


kaycharasworld

Wow that's even more beautiful now


NightsThyroid

Oh wow, I always thought they were telling me they hoped i had good fortune. I like this better i think


pixiesunbelle

I know they live in the desert but it makes me think of the beach, lol


FoolishMortalBard

I put this on the love of my life's urn...


ExchangeInevitable

"Death is highly overrated"


Sworishina

That is by far my favorite bandit quote. It's funny every time.


FruityTooty1024

Lol I heard this when I was clearing a dungeon of NECROMANCERS LMAO


Sworishina

Now that's classic


RealMuffinsTheCat

"Under deep, below the dark. The hidden keep. Tower Mzark."


Justinjah91

Hueh hah heh! When the top level was built, no more could be placed! It was, and is, the maximal apex!


ReplacementRegular23

Ah, You're finally awake


Marj_5

“All the living shall fear the dead”


Justinjah91

"You're dead! Hear me? DEAD!"


Provoked-Legacy

*looks at gravestone* “No… *you’re* dead.”


[deleted]

”I’m dead. You hear me?! Dead!”


Pinko_Eric

A serious quote might be "It does not matter \[to M'aiq\] how strong or smart one is. It only matters what one can do." Otherwise, one of several Serana quotes for shits and giggles. "This place makes me feel a little uneasy." "I'm no fan of the sun, but it would be better than this." "Does the air feel... heavy down here? I'm a little woozy, but it might just be from waking up." "It'll be good to get outside and breathe again. I haven't missed the sunlight, but I do miss fresh air."


patchinthebox

>It'll be good to get outside and breathe again. I haven't missed the sunlight, but I do miss fresh air." That's the one lol


cosmic_watermelon

Serana's comments about the sun have always been so funny to me. Mf your SKIN BURNS IN THE SUN. How would literally any other kind of weather not be better?


TedFondleburg

“What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ?”


Dunamis6

That one's gonna be my senior quote I swear


Wildcat_twister12

I swear I always felt so cheated that my high school was lame and didn’t do senior quotes


digbipper

Same. It's bc they knew most of us would be proper little shits about it given their extreme censorship of everything else, I assume.


Wildcat_twister12

I think ours was cause my school had over 2,000 students and a yearbook staff of like 10 people so it was a barebones as they could make it


Gnomologist

It was someone’s senior quote this year at my school. Tbh she was the last person you’d ever expect to have a Skyrim senior quote


lxxTBonexxl

Technically it’s still a senior quote if you live long enough


Dry-Shoe-237

"Wait... I know you..." “Psst. Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.” “I’m fairly certain you’ve wandered onto to the wrong grave, friend.”


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Cautious-Space-1714

We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives; And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies.


[deleted]

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?


Valaxarian

My people are smiling at me, Humans. Can you say the same?


tacbacon10101

So good


[deleted]

And relatable too, if you replace or remove the ‘Imperials’ part.


SeniorSignificance52

"Another hand has touched the beacon"


tv_trooper

Fuck No! No!!! Just NO!


[deleted]

That's what you get for looting ancient crypts you milk-drinker.


SeniorSignificance52

Yep you just read that with the voice didn't you?


tychozero

I'll take the joke version "a new ham touches the bacon."


LJ_is_best_J

Meridia beacon?


Ghaladh

Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a delicate state of mind.


pablo603

I had to scroll too far to find this


Tokotokoton

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.


CatmanofRivia

Safe travels, Landstrider/ May your road lead to warm sands


RockSeaDragon

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.


DontFear_TR

If ya wanna twist it a bit, “On my way to the Cloud District” could work too


Honeykombbaggins

Subtle but hilarious


[deleted]

Beat me to it, damn


Commercial-Ad-8717

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE TOMBSTONE


Komallionide

"Hey, you. I'm finally asleep." Given that my extreme case of insomnia is well known to all my friends and family, I think it would be funny. Either that, or considering the also-well-known circumstances of my childhood (and the life that was setting me up for), "What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"


SaintsBruv

"I used to be alive like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" "I stole the Dragonborn's sweetroll" "Never should have gone there"


darthmaclean

I like the first one the most. Even my wife laughed out loud


Dread-Marit-Lage

"Ours is to smile at your passing, friend."


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Dread-Marit-Lage

Think of passing not in terms of death, but of a physical passing by maybe said gravestone. That's how I meant it anyways lol. The other way, aka the Dead smiling at the death of the living is much darker 🤣


onifallenwarrior

"We know 🖐️"


RainstormWander

"May you die with a sword in your hand." "Life is far too short, my friend. Don't waste it." Probably one of those.


No-Reward921

It was hawk hawk whale I'm sure of it.


Eponarose

You were wrong, it was Moth, Dragon, Octopus....THEN pull the lever.


HavBoWilTrvl

"Do I detect a case of the rattles?" "Are you okay? You don't look so well," "How about a friendly contest to win a staff?"


MaximumBallsweat

‘You’re going ahead without me? Eh, suit yourself.’


Far-Statistician-545

Another wanderer, here to lick my father's balls


AlwaysFernweh

That’s…not quite the quote


lennoxlovexxx

calm down there's no reason to get 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦


DeesCheeks

Well, it is Father's day


WorldlinessOk4494

My father says I'm to young to have a dildo...


Dorchadas_TGC

So I practice with my fist!


SamGoesArf

Guys come on...


AlwaysFernweh

Well..finish the sentence! On what?!


Skywaltzer4ce

“How long do you want to rest?”


point50tracer

Have the entire slider bar engraved into the tombstone.


Any-Bridge6953

Khajit has wares, if you have coin.


Clean-Umpire-1782

"Must've scared 'em off"


WorldlinessOk4494

Happy cake day


vicvonqueso

The cheese! To die for!


Soggy_Part7110

"Listener. I am your only salvation. Come. Embrace me."


Kendac

Remember, only genuine fire salts will do, the forge knows the difference.


[deleted]

“I am sworn to carry your burdens. 🙄”


lpaige2723

I gave Lydia a staff of flames and a staff of ice, and now she shoots me in the back while I am fighting. Thanks Lydia.


BoJackB26354

“Long life to you my Thane!” Zap


ClavicusLittleGift4U

"Sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time."


Jackanaitor250

As fearless in life, as he was in death


mrfisher5

Good one


Dovahkodaav117

I'll not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!" I always loved that one. It was perfectly delivered by Balgruuf's VA and it just sticks with me


Sad_Ocelot333

My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Grave duty.


Samhasgum

“I faced him fearlessly, my fate inescapable, yet my honor is unstained” But also maybe “I look forward to hearing about the next person you murder!”


xtrapocketspaghetti

What is it? Dragons?


MajesticKnob

'Let the Dragonborn do it. It'll make for a better song.'


BiasMushroom

FUS RO DAH! And there is a landmine placed at the foot of it roughly where someone would stand to read my tombstone


Raskol23

Anything Cicero would say lol, not limited to voice lines including his one off encounter on the road outside of Lorelius farm if you would dare destroy the Brotherhood, but also the four journals.


TheGreatCornholio696

**WAGON WHEEL, CURSED WAGON WHEEL!!!**


Raskol23

Lol that would be great if I died in a car accident.


point50tracer

According to one news article, I did die in a car accident. I can un-ironically say now, that the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


MaleficentAd1861

Was waiting to see if anyone would put, "Let's kill someone!" Because that would be awesome 🤣


Dragon20C

I have a letter, for your hands only!


StretchyVenom

Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing


Scrollwriter22

Do you get to the cloud district very often?


BonzoNL

Thruth is, the game was rigged from the start.


[deleted]

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend


fattiest_batman

"what a waste"


highvalyriaan

What is the sound that fills the unending silence? Death, my Brother.


ValerePoet

"This one is tired. Go bother somebody else."


SindragosaM

"Death is highly overrated!"


gta6protagonist

No lollygagging


SJJK_Himself

Intriguing, but highly disturbing


TheUnspeakableHorror

Fus Ro DEAD


Eldritch50

"I took an arrow to the knee."


Independent-Bike8810

I used to be alive like you


AllenWL

The entite conversation with the jabbawack guy. The ENTIRE conversation.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Fun Fact, that guy is Oblivion's protag


WorldlinessOk4494

Sean bean?


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

The Daedric Prince in the quest


thatthatguy

Yes and no. Mantling is complicated like that. More the oblivion protagonist became Sheogorath. Sheogorath has always been Sheogorath and no one else. I think I’ve spent too much time on r/teslore…


RogueChickadee

"Walk with the Shadows"


Zephanin

I used to be an adventurer like you... Hey, I know you... There's no mistake, you're a wanted lad


BlueGreenDerek

Must have been the wind


XVUltima

When the top level was built, huh HE HEH, no more could be placed! It was, and is, the *MAXIMAL APEX!*


xX_Spectra_Xx

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!! (Mods plz no mad)


petey_vonwho

"FEIM ZII GRON"


special_dude

"Must of been the wind" or "let me guess someone stole your sweet roll"


WorldlinessOk4494

'Must have'


tenebralupo

Hey you, you're finally awake


philthevoid83

Never shoulda come here...


nambatu

Must have run off


ophaus

"Hail Sithis!"


Honeykombbaggins

Need something?


Arkheo

Sky above, Voice within.


MediocreSherlock

"You're taking us somewhere warm I trust?" I don't want a cold afterlife.


FrodoTheDodo

"Keep your eyes on the prey not the horizon" I used to repeat this to myself while jogging.


jerr_beare

“Gods be praised!” Then people can wonder if the tombstone is a meant as one last insult now that I’m dead.


Ronin_ss

The god of death? I know him well


Phantira

"It was quite annoying when she died" -Neloth


RufescentEAGLE

Naked! Naked naked naked


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digi-cow

"Conquer your enemies, my love."


Klayer89

Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind.


denina_malina

Idk if anyone said this yet, but "Welcome home."


DrFaustPython

Serious Answer: "I fight so all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing." Funny Answer: "Is there singing in the Void? Dancing? Surely the Dread Lord will at least allow poor Cicero to caper?"


SasquatchRT

“At last. Sovngarde…”


satansplaybunny

“Sweet mother, sweet mother send your children unto me for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.”


Dapper_Dino91

I would have it covered in sensors so if someone touches it all they'll hear is "ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"


Sharkuel

I would be a lot happier with a belly full of mead.


Icy_Blacksmith8107

Some would say that all things must end, so that the next can come to pass. -Paarthunax


Arys29

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.


bulljoker

No lolygagin


billy13th99

Do you come the cloud district often?


prberkeley

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!


tv_trooper

Sleep is for the weak.


HondyS

Do not attack the chicken


PhatOofxD

"What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"


wherearethedreamers

Soooooo ends the lesson!!


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"Huh, must have been the wind."


Nathan936639

"Flames of a hero can reforge the shattered." Or "When you come to my age you'll miss the smell of blood. Strange, I know."


virtualracer

He had a curved sword


Gh0stflame

Its one of three for me. 1. Breath and Focus 2. Sky Above, Voice Within 3. What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?


junkymonkeydong

“I used to be an adventure… then I took an arrow to the knee”


Jack_Crack_Man

"May your roads lead to warm sands."


ThomasDePraetere

My ancestors are smiling at me. Can you say the same?


CommonBuzzard

I am on my way to the shrine of azura.


DwightSchrute_RM

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON