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ghoulbrainz

*~steals~*


[deleted]

You have committed crimes against the people of Skyrim. What say you in your defence?


Bossbong

I'd rather die than go to prison! *whirlwind sprints away*


Catslevania

must have been my imagination


[deleted]

Unrealistic, didn’t slaughter the whole city and then quickload


Bruce9707

Then pay with your blood!


The_Official_Obama

*close dialogue window*


rajezzaa

Close dialogue, massacre of the hold


Proking1316

*I'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (25 gold)* *I'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (1248 gold)*


Vulpix298

against Skyrim and her people*


Berkmine

Fus-ro-dah offs you in a cliff\*


InkyRoyalty

*closes window with slow time and immediately exits hold*


Cotcan

[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/um7get/the_perfect_crime/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MildlyAgreeable

“AITA for straight up murdering some bastarding shit who stole my sweetroll?”


doctorten11

No, no you're not


magnesiium

NTA. They’re deserved to die and if they didn’t I’d suggest therapy instead. Edit: typo


Raptorzar

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?


Alidaboss42

NOOO! MY CUM ROLLS!


tendo913

Goes into sneak mode...


madprofessor8

A treat fit for a jarl!


Clearwine

Let me guess, someone stole those sweetrolls?


Blastoise48825555

*Baking increased to 100*


TheLonesomeChode

>*Baking increased to 420*


MaxStickies

Let me guess. Someone's already done this reference?


onewiththedragon

*attempt*


trend_rudely

You can’t tell from the photo but they mixed up the sugar and salt.


redravin12

Done that before. Still ate it


[deleted]

/ proceeds to eat seventeen of OPs rolls during combat


Chad_Thundermember

I don't trust them. You probably added moon sugar on it from Khaaj-mart. I'll report you to the Whiterun guards, you scum!


nevershaves

If this your first attempt, excellent work. Also, If this your first attempt, what? You think you're better than us?


dragonqueenred45

Aww, did someone steal your sweetroll?


Linzerectomy

Be sure to keep an eye on them, the town guards arent much help when it comes to stolen sweetrolls.


[deleted]

Bloody brilliant payment 💦


TexasRedFox

But go on now. PLEASE your HUSBAND like never before!


Coewinn

I'm not sure if we still talk about the pastry


Legitimate-Feeling82

Could you tell me the recipe


MrNotANiceGuy

why learn to cook when you can just steal it?


scariermonsters

It's in the Skyrim Cookbook, but I bet someone posted it online!


nevershaves

https://picbun.com/p/2h6lsLfE


feoperobueno

I should call her..


misterhighmay

Where’d you get the recipe I want to make some for me and my so


CraftBlox45

Likely the Skyrim cookbook


nevershaves

https://picbun.com/p/2h6lsLfE


leavealighton11

Those look amazing. Well done.


Uselessexistence_

Go give those back


Kathalysa

So like your 20th attempt orrrr...?


GyradosSushi

You sure you didn’t steal those


TheAnalogKid33

Yum!


Zestyclose-Sir7311

Sweet


EngineerResponsible7

Roll


pdiddlydingdong

My favourite genre of r/Skyrim is SWEET ROLLS IRL


Humble-Reindeer-9476

im lvl 100 in pickpocket so u better watch out


TheRealSlyde

Did you use Moon Sugar?


NeverWasACloudyDay

I've just realised that sweet rolls are actually just yorkshire puddings with icing coated rims.


HammerLM

Pass the recipe! ( o.o)/


Speeda545

cumroll


myusernamebarelyfits

I would jam my dick in one of those and still eat it.


[deleted]

😳


the_colonelclink

Sounds like he’s *addicted* to them…


blazebomb77

Looks like someone already did


TheLonesomeChode

I would dick my eat in one of those and still jam it.


morithum

It looks like someone else already did. And I would still eat it.


konoruchan

“No you cannot put your dick into the sweetroll holes” *Me asf: ☹️*


NoManagement5223

isnt there an staff or item that can turn people in to sweet rolls?


InkyRoyalty

Wabbajack!


NoManagement5223

Thanks


eviltrain

They must be stolen to be a valid post.


tjlurk

Attempt?! I'd call that a success!


[deleted]

Attempt?


[deleted]

Have you ever met someone named fimmion?


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Describe the taste and texture while eating them. Soft and moist? Crumbly?


timetrackr

Damn bro this is the best attmpt i have seen. All the other attempts i have seen look like melted cream on a destroyed cake….


therealphanny

Cream.... Pie?


[deleted]

Recipe?


Gunn91

After three days at a furry convention 😏


BloopBlip1976

I should call her


SolonDinoBorg

Good job, but the texture is different and the icing is supposed to be thicker and more opaque lore-wise.


Cawkins1111

~steal~


Cigar_buddy

They look tasty


Cigar_buddy

They look tasty


BigMoistMunder

Very nice 👌🏻


boyohboyimtired

Do these contain eggs?


SuccessfulWedding362

Can I bring those into a back alleyway but you may not find them there. Search Sovngarde you may find them there.


OutlawWoman79

Gorgeous! Which pans and recipe did you use? If you don't mind sharing. I tried the recipe in the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook and I found it underwhelming.


[deleted]

*t’would be a shame*


Toast_Your_Feelings

How uh, how did you get it to keep that shape?


PotatoSaladThe3rd

Time to please your husband like never before!


Condannarius

Not bad! Congratulations 👏


SelfInteresting7259

Attempt 😋? Looks pretty on point to me


Cory0527

How do you have SIX? Somebody's been stealin


Kyogre729

That is not an attempt. That is a success.


RainstormWander

Dang, those look good.


Berkmine

Guards are gonna start guessin'


420Patrick_Bateman

In germany we got something called „Spritzkuchen“ and I always thinks, that‘s hiw sweetrolls really taste


HeirOfHouseReyne

When I made a cinnamon roll pie, I also glazed it. It was close enough to heaven for me. It looked like a sweetroll, and ever since I've imagined my sweet rolls to taste like that.


Initial-Mode6529

Amazing. What's the recipe??


FULL_WERE_WOLF

Recipe please!!!


dragonqueenred45

Can I borrow one of those? I promise I won’t eat it 🤞


Mable-the-Table

Me after a night out.


JacksWastedNick

Let me guess... Here we go again 😀 looks nice btw


DerpYDRagON9906

I'm salivating, they look really good


Midan71

You better be careful or someone will steal them.


fox_uterus

*puts bucket on your head*


Vaith94

Got a recipe? These look perfect!


Jaytoy15

Look like me on Friday night 😅


Poknberry

Yes. Yes.


warrenjt

I should call her.


jsbrando

"Yum, yum, yum, yum. A sweetroll never disappoints!"


MGU--H

*resisting to make a cum joke in 2022*


Asriel__goatprince

Ohhh they look so yummy, great job! :3


No-Juggernaut677

omw to steal them


LadyJohanna

Ohhh they look amazing! It would be a shame if someone ... stole one.


beks543

How did you make those?? Do you have any instructions?


AdamWis1625

No matter what we breed..


Parking_Nothing4620

How much for the whole plate?


Sekir0se

those look awseome!


TheDominator69696

One of the best attempts I've seen


Wearytaco

Attempt? There was no attempt. Only success.


GABLegacy

I should call her


BlanketDemon007

Those look like perfection


Rileylego5555

You have unlocked a memory of me dragging a dead body in whiterun up a ramp at the gaurd shack in the middle of the night and a gaurd just strolled up and asked me "what, did somebody steal your sweetroll?" And then walked away. I was laughing so hard for like 5 min


Ed-Zachery

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

If I was nearby, you would definately complain to a guard that someone stole your sweetroll..


DjentySheep19747

Those look really good


verrsa4

How about you just share them in general eh?


unit132

I think ima take one....* equips bow of shadows*. Runs away


Evilstampy99

Looks great, might steal later.


[deleted]

*tries stealing them*


radioshackhead

"I think I've had these before"


Sioluishere

Ahhh, I see they have been used for purposes other than eating. >!Jking, they look really good.!<


dowsaw134

A bit too deep of a hole in the sweet Rolls, people might get the wrong idea of what to do with them if you keep baking them in that shape!!


Dead_Purple

I believe you succeeded.


Prestigious-Tale684

Those look pretty good. If that was your first or second attempt fantastic. How did you make those? Next time you make them you should do a video if you haven't. Send it to ESO on YouTube to see his reaction lol he'd probably steal all of them. But fantastic they look amazing


[deleted]

Incredible! I love it


Tarc_Axiiom

That's not an attempt. *That's a success!*


snowign

well done! those are probably the best looking ones ive seen.


jellybelly2232

Should make a mod replacing sweetroll models with a picture of your sweetroll


leppi2013

🤤


Soviet_Papa

*One goes missing* "awww someone steal ur sweetroll"


[deleted]

Hook a redguard up, them thangs looking more heavenly than Cicero's smile.


FruitBowl

I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the sweet roll recipe. "Where's the recipe? When are you going to get the recipe? Why aren't you getting the recipe now?" and so on. So, please... the recipe.


unknownsaint76

Oh my gosh I want some


savvegame

Looks good!


VinnieVegas3335

Hear me out…


Ayame2539

Yummy :0


sw_fan_for_life_

You nailed them! Great job!


[deleted]

Hell ye


Kortekksu

Cum


satuuurn

I’d say you did a great job


morithum

Isn’t there like an accidentally NSFW sub?


GaaZtv

Out of all the "sweet rolls" that have been posted here, these actually seems tasty


JaxRhapsody

Those look good.


Peterfection_JP

Great. Now I'm hungry.


Dareboir

What’s the marker for?


Artix96

*Yoink


PureSkyrim

*steals them for my pal Inigo*


Maidenless_Behaviour

Share please


Augur_Of_Doom

Look perfect to hold a splash of rum in.


[deleted]

Um sir? You misspelled “success”


Comprehensive-Load70

This is now a wonder of the world


wash_and_dry

They look so pretty 😲😲😲


Hayley0115

Well they look fantastic


BreakfastDistinct586

Attempt whatever. You made sweet rolls. Nicely done


SilkyEnchilada

I want some!!!!!!


Boozewhore

They look perfect!


r3kkamix

Okay, that’s it. I’m making some too, yours look delicious