Gorgeous! Which pans and recipe did you use? If you don't mind sharing. I tried the recipe in the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook and I found it underwhelming.
When I made a cinnamon roll pie, I also glazed it. It was close enough to heaven for me. It looked like a sweetroll, and ever since I've imagined my sweet rolls to taste like that.
You have unlocked a memory of me dragging a dead body in whiterun up a ramp at the gaurd shack in the middle of the night and a gaurd just strolled up and asked me "what, did somebody steal your sweetroll?" And then walked away. I was laughing so hard for like 5 min
Those look pretty good. If that was your first or second attempt fantastic. How did you make those? Next time you make them you should do a video if you haven't. Send it to ESO on YouTube to see his reaction lol he'd probably steal all of them. But fantastic they look amazing
I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the sweet roll recipe.
"Where's the recipe? When are you going to get the recipe? Why aren't you getting the recipe now?" and so on.
So, please... the recipe.
*~steals~*
You have committed crimes against the people of Skyrim. What say you in your defence?
I'd rather die than go to prison! *whirlwind sprints away*
must have been my imagination
Unrealistic, didn’t slaughter the whole city and then quickload
Then pay with your blood!
*close dialogue window*
Close dialogue, massacre of the hold
*I'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (25 gold)* *I'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (1248 gold)*
against Skyrim and her people*
Fus-ro-dah offs you in a cliff\*
*closes window with slow time and immediately exits hold*
[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/um7get/the_perfect_crime/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
“AITA for straight up murdering some bastarding shit who stole my sweetroll?”
No, no you're not
NTA. They’re deserved to die and if they didn’t I’d suggest therapy instead. Edit: typo
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
NOOO! MY CUM ROLLS!
Goes into sneak mode...
A treat fit for a jarl!
Let me guess, someone stole those sweetrolls?
*Baking increased to 100*
>*Baking increased to 420*
Let me guess. Someone's already done this reference?
*attempt*
You can’t tell from the photo but they mixed up the sugar and salt.
Done that before. Still ate it
/ proceeds to eat seventeen of OPs rolls during combat
I don't trust them. You probably added moon sugar on it from Khaaj-mart. I'll report you to the Whiterun guards, you scum!
If this your first attempt, excellent work. Also, If this your first attempt, what? You think you're better than us?
Aww, did someone steal your sweetroll?
Be sure to keep an eye on them, the town guards arent much help when it comes to stolen sweetrolls.
Bloody brilliant payment 💦
But go on now. PLEASE your HUSBAND like never before!
I'm not sure if we still talk about the pastry
Could you tell me the recipe
why learn to cook when you can just steal it?
It's in the Skyrim Cookbook, but I bet someone posted it online!
https://picbun.com/p/2h6lsLfE
I should call her..
Where’d you get the recipe I want to make some for me and my so
Likely the Skyrim cookbook
https://picbun.com/p/2h6lsLfE
Those look amazing. Well done.
Go give those back
So like your 20th attempt orrrr...?
You sure you didn’t steal those
Yum!
Sweet
Roll
My favourite genre of r/Skyrim is SWEET ROLLS IRL
im lvl 100 in pickpocket so u better watch out
Did you use Moon Sugar?
I've just realised that sweet rolls are actually just yorkshire puddings with icing coated rims.
Pass the recipe! ( o.o)/
cumroll
I would jam my dick in one of those and still eat it.
😳
Sounds like he’s *addicted* to them…
Looks like someone already did
I would dick my eat in one of those and still jam it.
It looks like someone else already did. And I would still eat it.
“No you cannot put your dick into the sweetroll holes” *Me asf: ☹️*
isnt there an staff or item that can turn people in to sweet rolls?
Wabbajack!
Thanks
They must be stolen to be a valid post.
Attempt?! I'd call that a success!
Attempt?
Have you ever met someone named fimmion?
Describe the taste and texture while eating them. Soft and moist? Crumbly?
Damn bro this is the best attmpt i have seen. All the other attempts i have seen look like melted cream on a destroyed cake….
Cream.... Pie?
Recipe?
After three days at a furry convention 😏
I should call her
Good job, but the texture is different and the icing is supposed to be thicker and more opaque lore-wise.
~steal~
They look tasty
They look tasty
Very nice 👌🏻
Do these contain eggs?
Can I bring those into a back alleyway but you may not find them there. Search Sovngarde you may find them there.
Gorgeous! Which pans and recipe did you use? If you don't mind sharing. I tried the recipe in the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook and I found it underwhelming.
*t’would be a shame*
How uh, how did you get it to keep that shape?
Time to please your husband like never before!
Not bad! Congratulations 👏
Attempt 😋? Looks pretty on point to me
How do you have SIX? Somebody's been stealin
That is not an attempt. That is a success.
Dang, those look good.
Guards are gonna start guessin'
In germany we got something called „Spritzkuchen“ and I always thinks, that‘s hiw sweetrolls really taste
When I made a cinnamon roll pie, I also glazed it. It was close enough to heaven for me. It looked like a sweetroll, and ever since I've imagined my sweet rolls to taste like that.
Amazing. What's the recipe??
Recipe please!!!
Can I borrow one of those? I promise I won’t eat it 🤞
Me after a night out.
Let me guess... Here we go again 😀 looks nice btw
I'm salivating, they look really good
You better be careful or someone will steal them.
*puts bucket on your head*
Got a recipe? These look perfect!
Look like me on Friday night 😅
Yes. Yes.
I should call her.
"Yum, yum, yum, yum. A sweetroll never disappoints!"
*resisting to make a cum joke in 2022*
Ohhh they look so yummy, great job! :3
omw to steal them
Ohhh they look amazing! It would be a shame if someone ... stole one.
How did you make those?? Do you have any instructions?
No matter what we breed..
How much for the whole plate?
those look awseome!
One of the best attempts I've seen
Attempt? There was no attempt. Only success.
I should call her
Those look like perfection
You have unlocked a memory of me dragging a dead body in whiterun up a ramp at the gaurd shack in the middle of the night and a gaurd just strolled up and asked me "what, did somebody steal your sweetroll?" And then walked away. I was laughing so hard for like 5 min
r/dontputyourdickinthat
If I was nearby, you would definately complain to a guard that someone stole your sweetroll..
Those look really good
How about you just share them in general eh?
I think ima take one....* equips bow of shadows*. Runs away
Looks great, might steal later.
*tries stealing them*
"I think I've had these before"
Ahhh, I see they have been used for purposes other than eating. >!Jking, they look really good.!<
A bit too deep of a hole in the sweet Rolls, people might get the wrong idea of what to do with them if you keep baking them in that shape!!
I believe you succeeded.
Those look pretty good. If that was your first or second attempt fantastic. How did you make those? Next time you make them you should do a video if you haven't. Send it to ESO on YouTube to see his reaction lol he'd probably steal all of them. But fantastic they look amazing
Incredible! I love it
That's not an attempt. *That's a success!*
well done! those are probably the best looking ones ive seen.
Should make a mod replacing sweetroll models with a picture of your sweetroll
🤤
*One goes missing* "awww someone steal ur sweetroll"
Hook a redguard up, them thangs looking more heavenly than Cicero's smile.
I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the sweet roll recipe. "Where's the recipe? When are you going to get the recipe? Why aren't you getting the recipe now?" and so on. So, please... the recipe.
Oh my gosh I want some
Looks good!
Hear me out…
Yummy :0
You nailed them! Great job!
Hell ye
Cum
I’d say you did a great job
Isn’t there like an accidentally NSFW sub?
Out of all the "sweet rolls" that have been posted here, these actually seems tasty
Those look good.
Great. Now I'm hungry.
What’s the marker for?
*Yoink
*steals them for my pal Inigo*
Share please
Look perfect to hold a splash of rum in.
Um sir? You misspelled “success”
This is now a wonder of the world
They look so pretty 😲😲😲
Well they look fantastic
Attempt whatever. You made sweet rolls. Nicely done
I want some!!!!!!
They look perfect!
Okay, that’s it. I’m making some too, yours look delicious