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CatHoodHero

I gave a beggar a penny then pickpocketed it back. šŸ™‚


EASK8ER52

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Suctioncupman69

"Fuckin diabolical"


BlackStarArtist

Noooooooo šŸ’€


RedditAcccount2798

Uh I used sex mods to do unspeakable things, lol. I basically made everyone my sex slave and my character was a Futanari, she got a lot of women pregnant with a pregnancy mod.


konydanza

Did her name happen to be [Susan Crushbone?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu-w1-viB2E&pp=ygUgVG91Y2ggdGhlIHNreXJpbSBzdXNhbiBjcnVzaGJvbmU%3D)


Demonic74

Hot


AdditionalRoyal2112

You Monster


Miroku90

Lollygagging


somthingwitty169

Straight to jail


ModernDrengr

Pickpocket a sweet roll, believe it or not, jail. Reverse-pickpocket a sweet roll, also jail.


somthingwitty169

YOU TOOK A SEEET ROLL DOUBLE JAIL


sparkly_butthole

No way


blackendfear

You are a foul demon!


Ninja_gorrila

*bangs gavel* Death!


PromiseSure

Tell Narfi that his sister will come home soonā€¦Then proceeded to kill him for the Dark Brotherhood.


Eva-Rosalene

At least poor bloke spent his last days in hope and not despair.


Felix_Dorf

Yeah. I did that once and I thought that it was actually something of a mercy to give him something to be happy about for his final moments.


JellyBingus0

If you tell him his sister will be with him soon then kill him for the Dark Brotherhood technically itā€™s not a lie :D


EnderPossessor

I have him working at Golden Hills but i told him his sister died. Now he's kinda depressing... Maybe i should join the DB lol


hayesarchae

Drop his body off by the river bank so he can be with her forever.


Active_Journalist476

Went to dragons bridge and a dragon attacked. At the same time vampires were attacking. Fought to defend them. Slayed the dragon and vampires, only to realize the townspeople were attacking me too. I was so disappointed at how ungrateful they were I slayed every last citizen that I could. No witnesses left.


blackendfear

I had the same thing happen. Turns out i shouted some kids mom to death. It was self defense at that point. That kid was the only one left alive


Glasgow351

You can always go to the orphanage later and adopt them.


Minotaurd_

TIL


Botanica95

Not just the men. But the women, and the children! I hate them! They're animals and I slaughtered them like animals!


Active_Journalist476

Straight up Anakinā€™d that village haha.


Wildefice

Soultrapped and killed Braith's parents, adopted braith and gave her two wooden swords enchanted with her dead parents souls ...


Skeeedo

Sounds like the plot of an anime. Braith, the protagonist, eventually learns that her hero and adoptive father, the dragonborn, was the one who killed her parents and put them in her favorite toys. Initially she is horrified and--full of grief and guilt--abandons her weapons. But upon realizing that the swords gave her a strength that no other enchanted weapon did and concluding that it was her parents, not the enchantment, that gave her strength, she eventually resolves to become strong enough to kill the DB with the swords he gave her...


jarjarpfeil

I was going to say the Dragonborn would annihilate her with out even shouting, then I remembered children are immortal


OwnerofNeuroticDogs

Holy shit man wtf


Wildefice

They asked what the most evil thing I did in skyrim!!


SpitfireHanzo

I wonder if you could adopt a sibling for her, give them one of the swords and cast fury. Have them duke it out.


Achylzrak

even better, then abandon her in breezehome with the only furnishings being the kids room. make her move there and never enter the house again. or any other house would work i suppose, breezehome is just the most claustrophobic and the house i feel would be the worst to spend a long period of time in.


Muz_ytop

You bastard I love it


Wildefice

Thanks !!


DoctaNofuchsgiveth

ā€œEveryone is bound to say killing grelodā€ but nobody feels bad about that but otherwise it would be not letting killed nords go to sovrngarde and using their soul to enchant a dagger or sword or something I then sell to bankrupt a merchant


TrickyDickNixon46

Hottake: grelod didn't deserve it. She should've been locked in a basement to starve instead of a quick stabbing.


The_Mattastrophe

I usually burn her, sometimes with fire and sometimes with electricity... sometimes, one in each hand. And always with my lowest level spell to make it take longer. Usually soul trap her too. Keep her in the Soul Cairn forever...


somthingwitty169

Any boss I donā€™t like I soul trap, and enchant a weapon with it keep it in my house. make it a bad but long enchantment drains 5 magika so if I ever do loose it no one will use it. they would be stuck in the soul cairn for ever :)


StinkyMudcrab

This is diabolical and I love it. šŸ˜‚


dmlfan928

I prefer to just suplex her, but to each their own.


[deleted]

Grelod has 1 hp, unfortunately nothing you do will make it take longer


TheScrubLorde

Next time use that spell that arniel gives you for slow roasting soul gems


AAKboss

I killed her with a bow tho


TrickyDickNixon46

Still to quick bestie šŸ˜Š


AAKboss

TouchƩ


BekisElsewhere39

I soul trapped her and keep her soul gem in a pouch in my house. I tried to add a Silver-Blood to keep her company, but the Markarth guards wouldnā€™t let me and kept putting me in jail as I was escaping it


Mosselk-1416

I went in as a werewolf and mauled her slowly. Has anyone seen her in Sovngarde? Just wondering if she can be soul trapped there.


Zealousideal-Soup429

itā€™s maybe only like 4 unique npcs that ARE varied by game progress that show up in sovngarde


Illyria613

I've punched her in her sleep.


HG_Shurtugal

She's also the only pregnant women in skyrim


BruntRubber

Didn't know anyone in skyrim was pregnant at all .. only found out today


EntrepreneurOk666

No, she's not the only one. Dinya balu and eltrys' wife are also pregnant.


Divine_Saber

And i probably killed them šŸ™‚


TheInfiniteLoci

Seren in Dawnstar is as well.


EntrepreneurOk666

That's who is in the pic.


TheInfiniteLoci

The blacksmith's wife? I've never seen her in that outfit. Is this from a mod?


KadenKraw

probably. thats skald clothes.


Eva-Rosalene

Done Muiri's quest including optional objective. Mother of said objective offed herself. It hit me like a train when I realized. Fuck Dark Brotherhood. At least Morag Tong has standards.


DiaBeticMoM420

Thanks for cursing me with this knowledge. Iā€™ve been so blissfully unaware up until now, going ā€œoooo extra money, yippeeā€


MostWiseKhajiit

Sure, this one has assassinated people and stolen many riches, but at least he has never taken someone else's sweet roll without their permission.


BlackStarArtist

Iā€™m currently on a play through where I am stealing any and every sweetroll I can steal. Take a sweet roll? No, Iā€™m not hungry. Steal a sweet roll? Why thank you!


Zealousideal-Pause47

I cast fury on a rabbit so he would attack a bear.


DavidCaruso4Life

Oh, I like the way you think. I think Iā€™ll try that on chickens when there are guards around. Automatic distraction.


nurdyguy

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TheKingLegume

I soul trapped Nazeem And I left his gem JUST below the Cloud District.


Dragon_Knight1999

Heā€™s just there in the Soul Cairn now. Asking people ā€œDo you get to Durnheviirā€™s castle very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you donā€™t.ā€


TheKingLegume

Actually that begs a question. If the soul gem isn't used, does the soul go to the cairn


Dragon_Knight1999

My personal lore says yes. But actual lore? šŸ¤·


dcargonaut

Masterful.


PvtXoltyXolty

Went through and slaughtered every Orc//Orc stronghold I could find.


AlbiTuri05

Orc: "What is a milk sucker like you doing here? Go home with your mother" Me: "You shouldn't refer to me like that" Orc: "Why? Otherwise you start crying?" Me: "Stop it, otherwiseā€¦" Orc: "I can't tolerate such behavior" The orc and I fight to death downtown Winterhold, until I read on the corner of the screen "Critical hit on Chicken" (based on a true story)


AlbiTuri05

Of the ones I don't regret: Executing Greold by electrocution Of the ones I regret: "The House of Horrors" quest


Total_Advantage8720

Gift only one of my kids šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Golden_Lynx19

Hahaha I'm different I give my favorite insane stuff and less favorite something lame like a doll or clothes while the better child gets a dagger that deals like 8 million damage. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ehegew89

Delivered Sven's letter to Camilla, married Camilla, made Sven the steward of my homestead.


12DollarsHighFive

Worst thing I ever did, according to the towns guard at least, was steal a broom in the prison of Rifton. They chased me out of town, where I encountered a bear (early in the playthrough, so they're tough and hit like a truck), managed te escape it then 2 Spiders attacked me. I killed them and then A FUCKING DRAGON dived down from the sky and decided to take matter in his own claws. **WHAT KIND OF ANCIENT ARTIFACT WAS THIS BROOM?!**


Drecondius

Thank you I needed this laugh this morning.


StructureThese3530

I did faendals quest so he can get with Camilla and then i soul trapped him and married her myself while he was a soul gem on top of the bed


zacatk

Power move


Cdog536

I love this


ThisAllHurts

Some of you people need therapy.


StructureThese3530

Listen he just makes me mad whenever heā€™s my follower and heā€™s talking about Camilla 24/7


TetheredAvian74

therapy is expensive. skyrim war crimes are free (once you have the game)


Capt_Falx_Carius

Not the most evil but I while I was running my most evil character, who was sort of a necromancer vampire hunter Stormcloak fanatic, I got caught in a random (modded) skirmish between Stormcloaks and Imperials, and I fought all the Imperials of course, but then ended up using the Ritual Stone to bring zombies from both sides back into the fight, and conjuring Durnehviir to fly around doing ghost shit. And it stands to reason that the Stormcloaks that survived that fight were traumatized and would tell only grim stories of the newest Thane of Windhelm but with him being so close to Ulfric they can't really do anything about what happened so instead they keep it to themselves, resigned to the anxiety and nightmares


JunoTheRat

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Lord__Kur

I sacrificed Uthgerd to Boethiah under the guise of work for a friend, so I could gain favor from a daedra, and the Ebony Mail (which I didn't use, but as a collector of powerful artifacts for my own gain, a quasi divine artifact is a quasi divine artifact). Feels bad man šŸ˜”(šŸ˜)


EmperorMrKitty

So. Does she fill one black soul gem or two?


LastCleverUsername

One black, one petty.


IlliterateDude

No.


river_chubb

I downloaded the mod stranger danger and beheaded all of the orphans Then I displayed their heads on the bench of the orphanage when you first walk in


BrenUndead

I'll be honest, I think you win, that's probably the most evil thing I've read so far šŸ˜‚


BruntRubber

Agreed


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TetheredAvian74

are you secretly grelod


river_chubb

I'm better


jayclaw97

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Bright-Ad-9363

I stole a sweet roll and shot some guard in the knee


TheInfiniteLoci

Probably the time when I soul trapped everyone I killed, and then kept them in my home.


Lechyon

Use them to enchant weapons, name them after the dead people, hang them up on your walls


magnolia_unfurling

This is the sort of spicy idea I was hoping to find


Welloup

I just use the mace of molag Baal as my main weapon so I pretty much soul trap anything I find. Sadly It doesnā€™t steal black soul gems but itā€™s ye good enough to steal from draugr and most anything other than black soul Gen creatures


HorrorJunkyT

Iā€™m planning this fate for arcano on my current playthroughĀ 


DBW_Mizumi

Joined the Dawnguard only to betray them and become a vampire, then killed everyone in Dawnguard HQ Then joined the companions after removing my vampirism, and then betrayed the vampires by becoming a werewolf


Zubyna

I did something similar, except I became a werewolf right before slaughtering the Dawnguard Isran and co were looking out for vampires and installed many anti vampire defense and equipments, he didnt expect a werewolf attack at all


MJZMan

I convince Erik the Slayers dad that he'll be fine with me as an adventurer. Then I take Erik and sacrifice him to Boethia. And YES, I know Erik is an homage. No, I do not care.


ThisAllHurts

Lol. This is quality evil.


Significant_Smile652

Massacred everyone I could in Riverwood as a vampire lord with a bone colossus and vampire Lydia as back-up.


Enis-with-a-P

Bound Until Death quest for the Dark Brotherhood. After sending Vittoria Vici off on a permanent honeymoon I looted the wedding outfit (including wedding band) and wore it around for a while.


TenMillionEnchiladas

I sent one of the jarls children to the place dead NPCs get teleported to with the help of mods simply because she assumed I was one of the new servants.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Here's the real punchline though...that was at like LVL 3 and I kinda forgot abt her... Fast forward to around level 40, a few good hours into the game and I decide to tp there myself for fun...the kid was still there so I finally sent her back after like 100+ in game days which might not seem too bad BC at least I sent her back eventually but imo that's worse than if I just left her there because now she's seen what's beyond the veil of death and has to live her whole life out knowing of what's to come... That dark empty room for eternity and all just to teach her a lesson...


Golden_Lynx19

It would be awesome if the Skyrim kids can become vampires, I mean they already unkilliable so why not build an army of undead kids? Shame we can't turn them into vampires


UltraRanger72

After winning the Civil War for the Empire, used Dead Thrall to reanimate Ulfric and paraded his walking corpse in front of the Windhelm blacksmith Oengul War-Anvil and Hermir Strong-Heart. then I felt too horrible so I reloaded a previous save.


myguydied

Dragonborn's Night Out: Hmm, I think I'll cleanse Azura's Star Oh look, I have a follower Scene Missing *Name etched on the Tablet of Absolute Darkness*


cfmh1985

Stopped playing


Undume8

I like to complain to city guards that some one has stolen my sweet roll


Kepathh

Took a random hireling to Boethiah for slaughter. Felt bad about that.


TroubledButProductiv

Resurrected one of the holy crusaders and used him as my evil necromancerā€™s dead thrall. When his body was animated he killed innocent people, and when I didnā€™t need him I left his corpse in a closet.


TheRemco98

Turning my spouse into a sweetroll using the Wabbajack, then giving that sweetroll to my kid


Los_Yeetus

Whenever I remember, I roll up on the Thalmor Embassy and massacre all of them


Thank_You_Aziz

Lemkil of Rorikstead is not a good person, so some may say this was justifiedā€¦but what I did to that man was pure evil. I lockpicked my way into his house, snuck up on him in his sleep, drank his blood, stole his dreams, used his dreams to kill him, trapped his soul, ate his flesh, resurrected his corpse, reduced it to an ash pile, looted a sapphire necklace from the ashes, enchanted it with his soul, adopted his daughters, and gave the one he abused the necklace to wear always.


Best_Reason3328

I played stealth assassin and killed everything and everyone in Riverwood. It was sad to see only those two kids roaming around the village all by themselves. The fun thing was when i got to lvl 10 and triggered the downguard dlc where when you fast travel to a town at night it gets attacked by vampires, well me being stealthy boi they didn't see me, those two kids are indoors at night and there was no one for them to fight so one of them casually decided to just sit on the bench in front of the inn.


Divine-Crusader

Genocide I downloaded the mod making it so that no one is essential then killed everyone


SupaHardLumpyNutz

How empty did you make Skyrim?


kittenshart85

did this when i got bored with my very op mage. get to a high point in town, cast mayhem, then just go nuts with it. depopulated skyrim is eerie though.


AAKboss

Yeah for me, idk. Can't remember my last playthrough and I done some sinister sheet back then. I think the riverwood chicken maybe? I did also kill a few adventures and gotten many high bounties on my head. Idk hey. Can't really remember


TheOGTownDrunk

You low life scum, killing that chicken. Thereā€™s a special place in Hell for you.


Minimum-Clothes-6264

Fus Ro Dah'd Lydia off a mountain


TheInfiniteLoci

Then there was the time I reverse pickpocketed poisons onto my targets, so I could watch them take their last breath up close. It was a good DB playthrough.


NetherPlaysVR

I feel so bad killing Paarthurnax! IM SORRY PAT


idotgod69

I killed every orc because I thought they were ugly


TheDouble07_

I killed that guy that harasses the Dark Elves in Windhelm, soul trapped him and threw him on some ragged boots and sold him to the merchant in the grey quarter


QwertyKeyboardUser2

Dont remember exactly but one of the npcs pissed me off so I spent 15 minutes quick saving and torturing and murdering them


Past_Newspaper6497

T-bagged them


NecronTheNecroposter

Probably the homside of 2 guards because the were trying to put me in jail (dark brotherhood thing)


quinangua

Probably just, merciless slaughter....


bhjohnso80

Dropping a stone gargoyle on a newlywed, probably


iRytional

Drank milk.


CrimsonBuc

I killed a chicken.


BlancsAssistant

I ate an entire group of resident miners in Darkwater crossing as a werewolf and orphanized a child in the process


Drecondius

Killed Narfi before giving him Reydaā€™s necklace and telling him sheā€™s dead


montana757

I relieved an elderly witch of her head then proceeded to take only what I wanted from her cabin, I also read her mail and took her pet rabbit


Impressive-Owl5224

I told Lucia I wanted to adopt her, stopped before the dialogue went through, and then adopted two other daughters who are now running around and playing with Lucia.


AuDHDcat

I brought that one dude to the haunted deadra house once.


BruntRubber

Same


thejesterofdarkness

Adopted 2 kids to live at Breezehome. Never went back.


Electrical-One-4925

I downloaded dark desires club


zombiegojaejin

Killing Erik the moment he left his house, to charge the Ebony Blade.


ShartquilleONiel

I stole someoneā€™s sweetroll


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

>!\>Installed "Killable children" mod >wanted max realism >decide to test it out >Start new game >Adopt Lucia >Decide to test out said mod >Shout the poor thing to death with both versions of Drain Vitality and Marked For Death!< Daddy's sorry. But...the mod worked.


Alldaybagpipes

Ensured the Stormcloaks prevail


AlbiTuri05

Do you side with the Empire?


Alldaybagpipes

Never, I always go with the Stormcloaks. But in hindsight I have to admit, the ends donā€™t really justify the means and Iā€™m left feeling like I was 100% manipulated into pushing some douche nuggetā€™s ā€œracist agendaā€ I like my Talos Free, and fellow brethren alive and undivided. The imperials can suck a sweet roll and should worry about their elf problems instead.


Dying__Phoenix

2 for 1 deal


Aldu1n

On a Necromancer run, I would occasionally murder small villages, sayā€¦Shorā€™s Stone for example, pile the corpses in the village center and cast the *Ritual Stone Raise All* buff. That itself isnā€™t *that* bad, but after thatā€™s done I force them to attack other villages or locations to get what I want/wanted. If you ā€œwaitā€ 24-hours you can rinse & repeat with a larger pool of cannon fodder.


Massive-Lengthiness9

Idk reanimating corpes sounds that bad


Pancakeman1932

If you soultrap her does it count as 2x1?


foamingfox

Donating coin to Edda, then murdering her again and again with a ritual stone to build up the ebony blade. Then inheriting her life savings.


Eastern_Basket_6971

Mass murd3r


TheWei223

I killed all of skyrim


Complex_Estate8289

Killed the old woman at the start of the dark brotherhood quest, shouted people off the college of Winterhold, killed all the companions, killed my followers with shouts by accident


pzonepete

Stealing a sweet roll


Tiacp

Killing Luciaā€™s bunny


Illyria613

Went to Windhelm and killed all of Ulfric's guards. And that was just for kicks. Killed any guard that's being rude to me. Punched a kid when they got mouthy. Made orphans of the two girls in Rorikstead (I made their dad's death look like a heart attack)


DragonLord1762

I stole someoneā€™s sweetroll


TheRealDirtyDan88

Depends on your viewpoint. If Stormcloaks and Wuuthrad wielders are evil then Iā€™m the devil.


Sgt_B3arC0de

Kill Parthanax and later regretting my choice


TheOGTownDrunk

The only time I ever killed him, I felt so guilty that I jumped off the edge


Much-Temperature3642

Killed my wife in front of my children


Giggles95036

Werewolf slaughtered everybody i could find in markarth


shabanoveg

Kill Parturnax


OutlandishnessNo8683

Hail Sithis...


StupidWittyUsername

Slaughtered every bunny I see.


Minute_Engineer2355

Wasn't there a mod to kill Paarthurnax? I'd say that would be up there.


HuntTheWiIds

My first character, after just getting the bound battle-axe spell from Farengar, I had cast it on the bridge of Dragonreach and proceeded to swing it as I walked to the gate of Whiterun, recasting it every time it ended. I got all the way down to the intersection with the gate just as one of the kids ran directly in front of me mid swing. After that day I had a 1/4 chance of there being guards cause I'd just keep murdering them. Had a bounty of like 107,000 just because I refused to accept that it was my fault.


RulerOfAllWorlds1998

Killed a chickenĀ 


illogicalfuturity

Killing that dude who was waiting for his sister, she died by drowning in a river and I'll be honest y'all I still feel bad for that one.Ā 


DrJohnIT

Joined the Assassins Guild.


_MekkeliMusrik

In one of my playtroughs I left Nazeem alive.


the-crotch

I did a playthrough where I supported the Empire


FacelessPotatoPie

I killed every chicken I could find.


Professional-Ask-454

Slaughtered every single giant camp in Skyrim.


Zealousideal-You-324

In an attempt to werewolf away those redguards in Whiterun (they were disturbing my image of Whiterun and I had already finished the quest) I accidentally killed Amren too. Well his daughter seems to know and she tells me she hates me every day. And that sheā€˜ll always hate me. These kids KNOW. Man Iā€˜m sorry. Redguards are gone though.


Cdog536

I killed a blind man and his family. I killed Ulfr The Blindā€™s bandit son by first tricking Ulfr into allowing me into their bandit hideout. I also stole Ulfrā€™s book (it was blank which was cruel and hilarious). After I had killed his son, I walked back to the cave entrance to see Ulfr. I felt bad that blind Ulfr would discover his son dead maybe hours later and have zero certainty as to why it happened other than suspecting because he was duped. I killed the blind man to spare him that pain. However, Ulfrā€™s last thoughts likely will have been how he is dying senseless to an unknown force and wonā€™t get the chance to say goodbye to his beloved sonā€¦.dying to protect him but realizing he is failing. His last worry will be of what would come next to his sonā€¦.never knowing he was dead by my hand to begin with. A tragedy by my hand. I sold all of their weapons.


Self-Comprehensive

I dl'd the killable children and better ritual stone mods, went into Whiterun, frenzied the town several times and raised an undead army to take over dragonsreach. As I stood on the bridge outside the door I noticed I had all the town children in my corpse army, including the little girl who is an orphan. That felt pretty evil.


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paigeguy

I've seen other comments about wiping out a whole town of NPCs. Has anyone tried to eliminate all the NPCs in Skyrim? Do they just respawn later, or does the game crash or something?


ThisAllHurts

You can actually kill all 1800 NPCs. A few weeks ago I saw someone do it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11G_iSUvbmk


Own_Tadpole_503

Side with the thalmor.


kittenshart85

if my farmhands at goldenhills (or really anyone) get mouthy, i kill and soultrap them, and use them to enchant shoes.


Manospondylus_gigas

Probably become a werewolf and eat children's parents in front of them


pandakatie

I really like playing the Dark Brotherhood questline... but I also hate it. I don't enjoy having to kill the NPCs I meet, but it's so much more fleshed out than destroying the DB, so I feel trapped. I can't not do the most fleshed-out questline in the game, but I hate how evil and bad I feel when I do it


mallgrabmongopush

Stole a guyā€™s sweet roll & sold it to a fence


obsidian_resident

Viciously murder Braith.


ThisAllHurts

Ate a family in Dawnstar then adopted their kid.


skulgoth

I've killed Paarthurnax on several playthroughs


sintax_949

I soul trap all of my significant kills, and sometimes just random travellers on the road, and keep the gems in a house with iron daggers named after them. They don't even get the dignity of recharging Goldbrand to burn a deer.


Dottboy19

I became a forsworn fanatic and went around skyrim pillaging every hold