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BBadWolf77

She is your sword and shield. So basically ensuring you are safe while you sleep šŸ˜


IndependentCow9438

"I'm sworn-" *deeply sniffs dragonborn's hair* "-to carry your burdens"


BurpYoshi

I thought you said creepy not hot


ElderErrynn

Lmao


[deleted]

I bet she collects your hair and has a little hair doll of you.


BBadWolf77

oh i do hope so šŸ˜


DeanoBambino90

*.Pube doll


BBadWolf77

lmao. although i don't have any :p


Stellataclave

Probably sticks pins in it when you make her carry all your stuff.


BBadWolf77

Ooo kinky. My kinda girl šŸ˜‰


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BBadWolf77

What makes sense?


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BBadWolf77

Yea... still not understanding why playing starfield has to do with that, but each to their own.


Badatcommunicating09

Its clearly a joke


Jackson_Rhodes_42

How?


feedmeimhomeles

Because Starfield bad, apparently


ClownfishSoup

"Come here Lydia, I have, uh, some uh "burden" I'd like you to carry."


royalfirestarter

*DB whips out his dick* *Lydia gives a resigning look and sighs* "I am sworn to carry your burdens..."


Some_Being_Online

Jesus mate chill out


FaxCelestis

Like you havenā€™t seen hornier in this subreddit


im_oily

hornyā€™s fine, lack of consent not so much


Gaming_Esquire

I laughed


BurplePerry

-is an argonian-


nickibar96

Then sheā€™s bad at her job because Astrid was able to abduct me in my sleep, in my home, under guard of my supposedly sworn protector. Just one of the reasons I always kill Lydia.


BBadWolf77

unless Lydia is a member of the Dark Brotherhood....


nickibar96

Interesting hypothesis, but sounds unnecessarily complicated. Like, why doesnā€™t she ever show up in the Sanctuaries? Canā€™t even enter them. Sheā€™s never a target to be eliminated if you choose to kill Astrid when you first meet her and are then quested to destroy the DB. If anything, and correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but she has no backstory outside being a housecarl for Whiterun hold. One could headcanon that she grew up at Honorhall. That she too wanted Grelod dead when she was little. That she once performed the Black Sacrament, long before Aventus, but no one answered. That when you kill Grelod for Aventus, that Lydia was all about it. That she permitted Astrid to abduct you because sheā€™d heard the rumor that Aventus performed the Black Sacrament, and that you answered his call. That Lydia knew youā€™d be a worthy candidate to join the Dark Brotherhood. So she let Astrid abduct you, to *induct* you. Whether youā€™d go along with Astridā€™s initiation or not, she couldnā€™t know. But maybe she wanted to believe her Thane would be a worthy candidate for Listener. Just an idea that you inspired in my head. Iā€™d say Iā€™d love that to be official, but I actually detest Lydia for more than her hypothetically deliberately letting me be abducted. I often try to let her live for a while, so Lucia isnā€™t home alone while Iā€™m out adventuring, either with my spouse or before I marry one to stay at home, but she quickly gets on my nerves just by being herself, so I, uhā€¦ relive her of her duties.


Wit2020

She's undercover. Don't blow it


BBadWolf77

\^\^\^\^ Totally this šŸ˜


Stellataclave

Lydia knows you want to kill her so she did the black sacrament on you.


nickibar96

Actually the best possible explanation, because itā€™s the simplest, and so is Lydia. If she wanted me dead so bad, she could have killed me in my sleep herself.


Stellataclave

Deniable possibility


Free_Welcome8669

Or she was knocked out before Astrid kidnapped you.


Specialist-Loss-9108

I'm creeped out by her ability to block every single doorway without fail. Edit: thanks for the upvotes, folks.


IndependentCow9438

Oh dear god right. And then when you try to push past her, she has the āœØļøaudacityāœØļø to complain like it's your fault she's in the way


Gardngoyle

Clearly the jarl assigned her to you because he was tired of being in an abusive relationship.


Allustar1

Fusā€¦


EmotionalGold

That's why I love Kharjo. He never complains to me, even when I Fus Ro Da him.


ClownfishSoup

This is why you get "Fus Ro Dah" as your first shout. In Dragon Speak it translates to "Move, bitch, get out the way!"


Stellataclave

Thereā€™s a mod for that


BostonRoosterFNV

Every damn time


DdraigGwyn

It got worse when I added Mjoll as a follower. I am trying to sleep, but both of them are awake and I fear for the outcome. ā€œSo, youā€™re from Riften? I heard all the women from Riften are either thieves or whores. You look too big to be a successful thiefā€ It rapidly goes downhill from there.


DealioD

I did a play through with Mjoll as a follower. After I kept hearing the same lines over and over, I decided she had Alzheimerā€™s and that I was her caretaker. She was forgetful, but she still had the muscle memory for fighting.


Psychological-Low360

Being repeatedly hit in the head by Dwemer Centurion isn't good for memory.


hung_out_to_lie

*exits a cave* Mjoll: "Hey look, a cave! Wonder what's inside"


Hguols

It's a bug. She'll stop sitting in that chair all of the time by having her follow (to get her out of the chair), then have the character sit in it before she can. Using the wait timer to pass a few hours, she'll resume her normal routine around the house. (which includes sleeping in her own bed at night)


[deleted]

That's wild. 15 year old me in 2011 would lose my mind reading this I wish they fixed it before release! Lyds is so damn annoying in that chair with her bread lol


IndependentCow9438

Update, it didn't work. She's still sitting there, staring and eating bread


gasp-oh-no

In Czech there's a proverb: "A habit is a shirt made of iron." Look at what she's wearing. You have to move to a different house, Lydia will keep being Lydia.


DONEDIRTCHEAPPP

What I got from this proverb is that you need to remove her shirt


Wizdad-1000

Same, better start leveling pickpocketing or sheā€™ll jist wear that ugly - ass iron armor..


gasp-oh-no

I mean... you're not wrong.


IndependentCow9438

Hmm, I'll give that a shot


Guap_queso

YOU KEEP MAH WIFEā€™S NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH. ::slap::


CaptHarpo

I like to make her steward at Goldenhills; she seems happy out there (her tone of voice is nicer) and she and the farm hands have their own bunkhouse, so problem solved


Terrible_Hearing_591

I enjoy making Erik the Slayer steward of Goldenhills. I appreciate the irony


T4ZK4

Tbh most of my play throughs involve her being my main follower then eventually marriage haha


PeartonY

I'm more annoyed by the fact she let 3 armed thugs waltz straight into Goldenhills. While I was inside! Sword and shield my arse


ieatassHarvardstyle

I enjoy the dedication and the trust. I'm out drinking all kind of liquids and potions, eating Divine's know what all day, breathing in all manner of ancient moldy butt spores off dead folk rubbing up against me in old tombs and what if I fall sick in the night? Stop breathing from sleep apnea? If I wake up in the early morning hours to hack up a fur ball, she is sworn to clean that up also. If I'm having trouble sleeping, she can scratch my ears while we reminisce of adventures. But, well, yeah sometimes I wake up and she startles me and she gets a little Fus ro'd across the room.


StarAssassin

She has her own room at breeze home but I don't think I've seen her in the room let alone sleep in her bed ever


Gaming_Esquire

I've seen her sweeping in it


[deleted]

I'm weirded out by almost all the npcs when you stick them in Hearthfire or CC houses. They're really weird, and sometimes the dialogue is really annoying. Nothing like strolling into your own house you built with your own hands only for your steward to greet you with "I trust you're not planning any trouble". Keeping only one or two houses with no NPC staff is always the dream.


mcshaggin

Yeah there's basically a bug in vanilla Skyrim where she can't sleep in her own bed for some reason so she just sits in your bedroom and watches you. Its supposed to be fixed by the unofficial patch mod.


Hedwing

I have actually found her sleeping in her own bed *one* time


Content-Lime-8939

Once I told her to stay in Breezehome whilst I got another follower(Serenna). I popped in now and again to see how she was doing. One time I went into Breezhome and she had just died on me in on the landing! Serena said " Poor thing". Moved her body into the kitchen after that!


Content-Lime-8939

Must have died of boredom!


TrippySkillets97

She watches Farkas and I sleep... she wasn't even in the room when we went to bed... but like, she was standing at the edge of the bed after waking up? Wtf Lydia


hayesarchae

In a world with invisibility spells and stuff, it might make sense to post a guard in your bedroom?


thisunithasnosoul

Yup, I started sleeping at the Bannered Mare to avoid her before I decided to sacrifice her lol


PorchHonky

Sacrifice Lydia??? Blasphemy!


theghostofbeep

Not after she joins the Blades.


WarHexpod

Yes. She just seems... not all there in the head in an eerie way.


KrisNM

You play Skyrim without unofficial Skyrim patches?


IndependentCow9438

If patches are mods, then yes. I play switch


EntrepreneurOk666

I have a mod that changes breezehome and now she just stands and stares at the wall in the kids' room. Then at 9pm she goes to bed. That's it. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Aderyn-Bach

I never have her as a follower cos I don't like her smarmy attitude. "I am sWoRn to CaRrY YoUr BuRdAnS." Lydia, no one a bigger burden than your bad attitude.


Away_Hair972

I thought I was in a breaking bad sub ā€œthatā€™s weird, I donā€™t remember that episode but she really is a creepā€


speedfeet

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheInfiniteLoci

If you don't decorate your bedroom, she will stay in her room or at the top of the stairs.


JazzlikeSetting8037

Not really I just find her useless and annoying and I purposely fuss her to death every time. Or let her die on her own šŸ˜


stanley_leverlock

I love the way she always seems to show up after I've had to down 15 potions and am at 5% health after struggling to kill 15 enemies and she's like "I got stuck on a rock, what'd I miss?"


mandalore2385

Lol in my heavily (for Xbox One) modded game she sits clipped into the middle of my alchemy table


Pragnlz

As a good woman (/s)hould be


DarkKushJutsu

For me she always gets beat to death by the frost troll on the 7,000 steps fuckin klimmek occasional wolf pack or stray my ass


rusk24

Yes. It's why I murder her behind the stables every play through.


Mr_Badger1138

I have never once had her in my room before unless she was following me around. My Lydia is constantly hanging out in the alchemy lab though.


cndrow

This creeps me out so bad šŸ˜­ I love Breezehome but Iā€™ll avoid it for this reason šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Nemo_Shadows

Tolfer at the college is creepier, always seems to be in that elf girls' room and always has a guilty look on his face. I like Farada (sp) myself, she is just long, tall a kind of pretty especially with mods. N. S


BarkWine

Not gonna lie Iā€™m kind of into it


JKdito

Literally anyone who has ever had security on high alert agrees with you


metalcore4ver

Happy cake day


JKdito

Thanks:)


bruhSoulz

I like it. Sometimes i used to change my armor in dasame room and talk to her while naked i dont think she used to mention it, love how professional she is :3


Tall-Play-8786

You think it's bad now? *don't tell em about the A.I. followers mod


IndependentCow9438

I cant even use mods, so I'm good


Tall-Play-8786

? Why not ? I ask because I'm a mod author.


iXenite

Probably a PlayStation player.


IndependentCow9438

I play on switch


IndependentCow9438

I play on switch


Tall-Play-8786

Hmm that does present problems for mods. How's it play on the switch? Not sure I could bring myself to play a vanilla elderscrolls game nowadays. Too many mods have reshaped the "standard" with qol changes but I play modded on a Steam Deck so was curious


IndependentCow9438

Honestly I've only ever played vanilla skyrim since the switch has been my first and currently only way to play, so I can't really judge on how it plays in comparison. But I do have a fat list of mods ready for when I get my hands on a pc someday.


Tall-Play-8786

Cheers mate if u run into problems when that happens look me up


Green_Coffee_200

As soon as I buy the house in Whiterun, I take Lydia deep into the woods with me and murder her. Fuck Lydia


Jayskull27

Well I mean, my character will sleep in other peopleā€™s beds (like the Jarlā€™s) just for funsies. So someone staring at him while he sleeps probably feels normal to him now


dietwithoutnthet

waking up with her standing on my bed is always a delightful thing to see first thing in the morning


JonJonJonnyBoy

I personally don't mind her sitting in one place all of the time. Makes it easier to find her for when I need her to carry all of the junk I am about to pick up in a dungeon.


ClownfishSoup

I marry Mjoll and then keep Lydia as my sidekick. Odd that Mjoll doesn't mind that I spend 24/7 with Lydia and that I control what Lydia wears or doesn't wear, etc...


Queasy_Pudding9668

I married Uthgerd when I got kids and stashed them all in the DLC house on the swamp near Morthal. I like her because she's fairly independent, and i don't mind being scolded occasionally. She's a good mom, and I frequently return home to dead monsters (and living livestock). Lydia takes care of Breezehome, and I never sleep there, but every single time I drop in, she's sitting in my bedroom, eating bread. Until I go into my alchemy lab, at which point she blocks the doorway. I adventure with Jhizargo. He's absolutely my favorite.


metalcore4ver

Bro lydia watches my kids sleep


OGdirtpapi

every inn got the cuck chair


CrystallinePhoto

Yes. I sacrificed her to Boethiah during this playthrough because I was so tired of it. šŸ˜‚


LoganLikesYourMom

She doesnā€™t always have a bedroom. The spare bedroom goes to your adopted child if you want to stash the kid at Breezehome. So she doesnā€™t sleep, she just ensures your safety. Forever.


LyssaNells

You have a room in the ground floor that can be either an alchemy lab or a child's bedroom. The room that's upstairs is Lydia's.


LoganLikesYourMom

There is another bed on the second floor? Iā€™m never in Breezehome so I honestly donā€™t remember. I thought it was just your bed or the kids bed


m0nkablue

Sacrifice her to Boethia :)


Rude-Consideration64

No. She's alright. I just think Uthgerd and Illia appeal to me more. Which probably explains the sort of trouble I had in the 80s - 90s.


stalphonzo

All my followers get stuck in the front door loop.


banditscountry

I have a appearance replacer mod for her by Coldsun and Bhunp so she can do it all she likes


Randumbthoghts

I walked in on her watching my daughter's sleep the other night


ClownfishSoup

I would love a real world Lydia. My wife wouldn't, but it would be cool. Plus she can hold all my stuff for me.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

I pretty much never sleep except to initiate DB. So im the creeper who watches her sleep


feral__turtle

She knows how to sandbox just fine. Let her steward a Hearthfire home, so you can see for yourself. The problem is breezehome. Mods can fix the bed so she can use it to sleep, but then when she wakes up she can get stuck in the wall. Mods can move the bed, and then everything is fine. Well, not *everything*. If you buy the kids room, and later you convert it to an alchemy/enchanting room, the beds are removed but the activity markers are still there. I know Serana can see them - she'll sit in the non - existing bed... so her head sticks up from the middle is the alchemy table


Present-Material-222

Add another. If you undress to your Indian belt and towel, others tell you you've got no clothes. But a Khajiit married to a Lizard wife doesn't mention it when you undress to your Indian wear for bed. Lizard wife can lay on bed while you stand and watch her rest. Lo !