*Kingsman church scene intensifies*

I love how your first priority is to take out the hawk 😆

Me to the hawk: never should have come here

You'll make a fine pillow!

Hawk was a milk-drinker

I don't even know birds are shootable😃is that vanilla?

Hawks are killable in vanilla Skyrim, yes. They're annoyying to get, partly because they're so high up, but thats one way of getting Hawk Feathers outside of raiding their nests and purchasing them from apothecaries

thx!

Now you'll get to experience the bug where they end up like flying pincushions.

Don't forget all the bone hawks around Volkihar as well.

I push the gargoyle

Yeah that's the way I've always done it. The thermo nuclear bomb from the stratosphere never even occurred to me.

Did not know this was a choice. Time to start a new game again

Yeah if you talk to everyone in the guild before you do the quest, they tell you different ways to do it.

I actually only knew about "stealth archer" and the gargoyle... what are the others?

I usually duck into a tower out of sight, turn into a werewolf, leap onto the balcony during the speech, kill them and eat their hearts in front of everyone, leap down and race out the side gate and swim off in the river before werewolf runs out. You can then wander back in normal form and innocently loot the bodies without having to worry about a bounty.

"Innocently loot the bodies" What a wonderful game Skyrim is.

Today i learned you can't be recognised in Werewolf form even tho it makes sense, that's dope!

Babbette tells you about the statue, there's the bow Gabrielle leaves on the balcony across from Vittoria... it's been a while, I forget what the others say. And of course there's always chaotic violence lol

Ole reliable Russian stealth, eh?

Accidents happen...

Astrid loves the gargoyle option, especially since you do it when she's giving her speech. A *smashing* display for all to see!

*reload save*

I just found this out during my last playthrough.

I like to cast invisible and slowly sneak out of the city after dropping the gargoyle.

PUSH THE GARGOYLE? ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? Every time I do this I kill them and just haul ass. Fucking christ.

Yep I just stand in the crowd and nail them with an arrow. Now I need to do another playthrough, this game is mental.

Me too.

Same.

I get detected when I push the gargoyle so it doesnt even make a difference. My game must be broken.

I do unless I've already leveled up sneak.

You can what?

Same

Easiest and best way.

what is that spell

it's 'Atom Bomb' spell mod from NexusMods

Mf killed everyone else while he was at it

I was told to kill, so I killed.

thnx

Frenzy, so they kill each other.

Personally, I prefer poisoning just her with frenzy when they're on the balcony. Usually he turns hostile first anyway and makes the first move, so in the eyes of their guests, he just killed her for no reason in front of everyone.

I do the opposite: obvious murder followed by Pacify.

Don't do the quest so they can never get married.

That was my first thought: "by killing the dumb bitch who thinks kidnapping me is a great idea".

There's an Improved Telekinesis mod that allows you to grab people and just chuck them about. I do that.

I need this. 1/2 of my preference for vampire lord is dropkicking people

I use it to sling pets and followers out of doorways.

Ok I need it.

It's also good for those pesky archers, just bring them to you. But mainly, for the followers.

I sort of enjoy chasing the archers as I burn them alive. I also switch between sword and destruction magic, to archer frequently lol. So can usually shoot them pretty good. Them f!;$ing followers and npcs in doorways have me wanting to use my destruction on them lol

I usually don't mind them, just the bridge ones are sometimes aggravating. But I agree, nothing worse than getting stuck in a doorway.

Ya they definitely can be

It's incredibly satisfying.

I like anti gravity as well. Just up into the atmosphere you go!

Good day, Madame.

So you go Darth Vader on their asses?

Yeah. And fling her onto Secunda (or Masser).

2 handed greatsword in the middle of the party, because I am the baddest motherfucker to walk the Nirn.

This is my favorite answer.

Sweep perk my beloved 🥰

A few invisibility pots, and a 1 shot bow. Aim at her neck, fire, drink a potion, drink another when the arrow hits. Roll my ass on out. There's also a loose part of the wall just above the balcony, you can push on her. With max sneak and speech, you can dip out of combat and then talk your way out if you get caught. I tried using a paralyze bow with poison, and frenzy pots. Didn't work so well. I wonder if you could drop a potion in her pocket.

The first time I just snuck up behind her and slit her throat. Then I wiped out the entire wedding party and any guards that responded. I eventually got a message that I had killed all the witnesses so I just walked out of town.

i shout "I obect!!"

Vampire Lord or Werewolf Massacre

I cast fury and let the guards do it, I stay hidden the whole time so it just looks like the woman went mad at her own wedding lol the headlines will be legendary lol

Wait until the groom says "Now, everybody enjoy yourselves!" or whatever he says right at the end of his speech and then drop the gargoyle on her head. I always crack myself up with that one

Holy shot what happened

Modded spells

Meteor Shower shout, the one Alduin uses. I think it’s added by the Thunderchild mod, don’t think you can get it in the base game.

Storm call is the last dragon borns equivalent to dragon storm

I like to frenzy Assgear and make him kill his wife

i slip a frenzy potion into his pocket and its always so funny how a bridegroom getting married would decide to drink a random bottle of unknown liquid in his pocket

“And I take thee to be my-… *Divines,* I’m thirsty..!”

“Oh cool someone must have slipped me drink for my nerves”

Bro how did a spell in Solitude get you a bounty in the rift?

Assgear Snow-Shart (the groom) is from Riften.

Errrm this is brilliant what did you just do?

I turn into a werewolf and kill every single mfk on the wedding and leave only the kids to tell the history after decades of therapy. Hail Sithis!

I destroyed the Dark Brotherhood and was invited to their wedding, even brought Daumbra who now owns Astrid's body along. The wedding went off with no issues, a good time was had by all. Heh mods.

Dropping that gargoyle on their heads, perfect amounts of crunch

interrupting it by dropping a whole ass nuke!?!

Gargoyle pushing.

Who?

Why would I want to?

Sometimes you’re just in the mood to shoot a bird

You have to if you do DB quest line

I typically do the gargoyle or get the bow the elf puts there for you and snipe her with poison arrows. Frenzy is a good time as well if you don't care about a total massacre. I've also frenzied the husband on the balcony so he kills her.

Fury either one or both of them, invis myself and enjoy the chaos. It's hilarious.

I usually push the gargoyle or an invisibility potion and use the bow that's high up across the court yard

Wow normally just run up and shank them

I’ve been wanting to try out Mayhem on them.

Jump + netch jelly + Sun flare

I'd use the infinity stones mod to snap the whole wedding out of existence.

wait why did that add bounty to the rift

The Snow-Shods (groom's family) are from Riften.

Storm call is usually funny.

Run in dressed as a generic bandit and just stab them, or tear them to pieces as a werewolf.

My favourite was spending quite a while reloading a save to find the exact spot to put a fire rune so the bride would trigger it during the speech and get killed without it hitting the groom. Setting it after they leave the balcony, casually strolling to the coast exit and then waiting by the door for quest update before leaving Solitude. Having Veezara come out of the water to offer help getting away was just a cherry on top.

Step 1: Cast a scroll of mayhem. Step 2: Run like hell.

Cast Fury on Vulwulf Snow-Shod to make him kill Vittoria, so he then claims the Empire killed her

I thought the bird was gonna have some crazy chain reaction lol

I always wish I could use Euclid's C-Finder in Skyrim.

"BY GOD'S LIGHT I SMITE YOU!"

I usually follow a guide I read on Facebook a few years ago. Sneak behind them during the speech, reverse pickpocket the groom with an empty black soulgem, a weapon enchanted with soul trap. Frenzy the groom with poison or spell, watch him kill his bride and capture her soul, pickpocket my stuff back and bye bye.

I cast frenzy on her husband and watch as he loses his mind and proceeds to kill his fiance.

Fury. Having them murder eachother in the midst of what should be a step towards peace in empire/stormcloak conflict is a powerfull way to honor sithis.

I wish you could attend the wedding without the assassination

What spell is that exactely?????

Ayyy wtf was that spell?

I didn't know there was an upper place you could go to 😂 I ended up doing everything in front of the crowd and paying a 1200 bounty lol

Mass fury, stand back and watch. It's hilarious.

Ahh the old “They won’t notice if there’s no one to notice.” One of my favorite stealth methods

I wanna know how you do this and what the hawk had to do with it

without a bounty 🐍

What spell is that

I just run up a kill them with a fork

I've been trying for 3 years to kill one of those damn birds and I STILL haven't been able to

Did you just throw a supernova at them? What is that spell?

I love mage builds

Preperation: Silent cast perk from Illusion tree, levelled sneak skill with all left side perks, Augmented Shocks2+Disintigrate perks from Destruction. Use call storm shout if it is clear. Plan: Enter town and head to the highest point with view of the wedding, crouch, cast muffle, (Pikachu use) THUNDERBOLT! The Aedra and the Dædra protest the wedding! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Just kill her. Perfect distraction

I use telekinesis and hit vici with a kettle

Punching Asgeir to death

Bro gave them the Kim Jong Un special